Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Butternut Squash

Had to drop the dog off at the vet this morning, which means I then set in traffic for like an hour and a half..

Now McQuery stopped the alledged assault? Make up your mind dude.

How stupid does Penn State look right now? How dumd* does Sandusky think the world is?

Thursday night football this week...TEBOW! (they'll lose)

Called the TCU win over Boise State..heartbreaker, they key on the missed FG that would have won the game but the 3rd string running back fumbled with 3 minutes to go in the game and the ball on the TCU 20...should have locked it up. Also dumb, Peterson decides with 18 seconds and one timeout, and the ball on the 20, to play for the FG? WFT. You have a Heisman candidate at QB, and kicker who's kicked 3 FGs all season. Maybe see if you can't get it closer, or score a TD. (end bluerant)

Oregon is really fricken good

i watched so much football this weekend i think my head might explode.

Coach K won something, and then he slapped the floor.

Steve is very excited

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Blue said...

fucking wednesdays

Keef said...

Chris Tucker's money problems could be the best thing to ever happen to his movie career ... because the actor has been in serious talks with Ice Cube about reprising his role as SMOKEYYYYY ... so says the guy who played DeBo in the "Friday" series.

Blue said...

yeah, because friday after next was so good

El Padrino said...

friday after next wasnt good cuz smokey wasnt in it

El Padrino said...

how do you blow through rush hour money tucker?

god damn

Keef said...

Belmont is going to make the Suite 16 in March

NS

Keef said...

how do you blow through rush hour money tucker?




He has a private jet

tem said...

private jets are expensive.

Blue said...

hookers aren't cheap either

El Padrino said...

keef CALLING IT

El Padrino said...

i like butternut squash
i like all squash

The Lions Stink said...

I need to find a roommate. Badly.

The Lions Stink said...

I wish the klanmaster hadn't bought that money pit of a house.

Spaceman Spiff said...

went to batali's pizza joint over here, pizzeria mozza, good but way overpriced

bone marrow
rice balls
brussel sprout and pancetta pizza
bacon, salami, guanciale, house made fennel sausage pizza
butterscotch pudding

El Padrino said...

nice

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone ever heard about the red sox sandusky?

O:FB from 40 years ago

The Lions Stink said...

Don't mind me. Just thinking out loud.

Keef said...

I need to find a roommate. Badly.




Don't you have 2 right now?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Ole Miss coach Houston Nutt has suspended starting quarterback Randall Mackey and leading rusher Jeff Scott for Saturday’s game against No. 1 LSU for violating team rules.

Ole Miss announced Nutt would not return as coach next season on Nov. 7 after the Rebels lost their 12th straight SEC game. He is coaching the remainder of the season."

Spaceman Spiff said...

UFC card is stacked this weekend, not getting much love due to hoopla last weekend

El Padrino said...

O:FB from 40 years ago


sick

Pass the Lysol said...

"why are so many over qualified people applying?"


seriously? It's pretty commonplace when unemployment gets so high. So many are desperate for work, and realize they may have to go below their own experience and prior pay levels if they want to land something that otherwise works for them (i.e. hours, location, etc.).

We had undergraduate AND graduate degree holders applying for a difficult and thankless minimum wage job; times are tough, you

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i.e. hours"

was gonna say this regarding that night warehouse guy

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue, you know if champ will be on plaxico?

That's my quarterback said...

seriously? It's pretty commonplace when unemployment gets so high.


i get that. if the dude was unemployed that would be one thing. but didn't mize said the guy jad a yob at the same place making $7 more an hour?

The Lions Stink said...

"So many are desperate for work, and realize they may have to go below their own experience and prior pay levels if they want to land something that otherwise works for them (i.e. hours, location, etc.)."


Dog, he's the fuckin' night shift supervisor. That's a $7/hr paycut.

El Padrino said...

champ will be on santonio my guess

Blue said...

"blue, you know if champ will be on plaxico?"

probably won't shadow him like he did with Marshall and Bowe. he'll just play the left corner

The Lions Stink said...

The Jets are gonna give the Broncos the WORK this week.

El Padrino said...

yeah jets are a lock

Blue said...

you're so fucking stupid

Spaceman Spiff said...

"champ will be on santonio my guess"

hope not

El Padrino said...

Thursday night football this week...TEBOW! (they'll lose)

we're stupid?

El Padrino said...

another monday night dud

El Padrino said...

they should let me pick the monday night schedule, i can get close to a dudless slate

Blue said...

if anyone thinks this will be 45-10 like the lions game (i'm looking at meiz), they just don't know football

Blue said...

i'd be amazed if the jets scored more than 24 points

El Padrino said...

im gonna write in to my boy rodge*

Blue said...

i still think the jets will win, but don't think they'll cover

Blue said...

can't discount that the jets have to fly across country after a sunday night game

El Padrino said...

i'd be amazed if the jets scored more than 24 points

oh i dont think it's a 45-10'er

it's a 20-3'er though or something like 19-7

jets will cover is my point

Blue said...

jets offense is awful

Blue said...

i see a boring ass game that ends 17-14 ish

Blue said...

14-12

Blue said...

11-9

Blue said...

12-8

El Padrino said...

jets offense is bad

but not worse than broncos offense

Blue said...

broncos have the #2 rushing offense in the NFL

Spaceman Spiff said...

"According to Tim Brown of Yahoo Sports, the Miami Marlins have offered Albert Pujols a 9 year, $225 million contract"

Blue said...

but I get it, people don't believe


the beat the chefs with their 3rd string rb.

if mcgahee is back 100% tomorrow, the broncos have a shot

Blue said...

"According to Tim Brown of Yahoo Sports, the Miami Marlins have offered Albert Pujols a 9 year, $225 million contract"

that's not gonna get it done, that's not even ryan howard numbers on an annual basis

Blue said...

my point is, the Jets are a good pass defense...but just an average run defense.

El Padrino said...

fair enough, we'll see

El Padrino said...

if the jets shut down the run, like they are probably preparing to do, i;e studying tape knowing they can play man on the outside, etc...stack box, etc...

the broncos will have no shot and probably no points

the chiefs stink
the raiders win was impressive

Spaceman Spiff said...

"and probably no points"

relax, game in denver, matt prater son

Spaceman Spiff said...

jets have the shortest week possible, cross country, mile high, running 50 times on them will be suite

El Padrino said...

but i cant wait to watch it, i've only seen the broncos on redzone

and they arent in the redzone often

Spaceman Spiff said...

CANT WAIT!







til i catch my breath so i can go back in the game

/bart scott

El Padrino said...

yeah the fg game will be strong

El Padrino said...

i cant wait for bart scott to show up this year

he's been shitty

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

El Padrino said...

nice spiff

El Padrino said...

meiz

El Padrino said...

"There's a doctor in Belgrade that just does this procedure the best of anywhere I've seen it. They take your clitoris and basically, kind of, use certain ligaments and stuff--make it a little bit bigger, release it, wire it so you can take a graft from your cheek...and they lengthen your urethra through it so you can urinate, and they put in testicular implants. You know, it'll be small, but you're going to be able to urinate through it...You'll be able to pee standing up....For me, the ultimate would be able to penetrate and have feeling."

jesus christ man

Blue said...

"if the jets shut down the run, like they are probably preparing to do, i;e studying tape knowing they can play man on the outside, etc...stack box, etc..."


the crazy thing is that the raiders put 8 and 9 guys in the box...

chiefs did the same thing, and still got run on.

and when Tebow threw the ball downfield dudes were open, he just missed them.

Keef said...

Spread is only 4.5. Jets can cover that, even though they suck

Keef said...

with that said, I'm taking Denver in the pick em

El Padrino said...

well i said the raider win was impressive

Keef said...

And the Raiders beat the Jets. Ergo ipso facto, Denver > than the J-E-T-S

Blue said...

raiders didn't beat the jets with that joke of a QB

Keef said...

yeah they had a blacktard

Keef said...

Unless your* talking about Sanchez

s

The Lions Stink said...

"and when Tebow threw the ball downfield dudes were open, he just missed them."


There won't be any of this Eric Decker wide open shit against the Jets.

Keef said...

mize is a Jets fan now. Got it

Keef said...

I hate when they say the New York football Giants. Fucking radio commercial announcer guy here just said that.

El Padrino said...

think meiz just hates tebowner

Keef said...

and I hate that since the time changed they cut off the last hour of Rome here.

Keef said...

think meiz just hates tebowner



Yeah, mos def that

El Padrino said...

i guess if you dont say that it confuses the massess since the NY Giants are a baseball team

s

Keef said...

i guess if you dont say that it confuses the massess since the NY Giants are a baseball team



I remember watching them back in the day. Mays was the best

/TP

Blue said...

"think meiz just hates tebowner"

tebow is white

Blue said...

"There won't be any of this Eric Decker wide open shit against the Jets."

maybe not, maybe

if revis doesn't have safety help, there's a lot of room in the defensive backfield

Blue said...

but i agree, if the broncos come out and have the exact same gameplan against the Jets they won't win.

I just think they'll have some new wrinkles..

i honestly think they want to throw it about 15 times/game. just didn't have to against the chefs

mcgahee could have come back in and played on Sunday, but they didn't need him.

The Lions Stink said...

"think meiz just hates tebowner



Yeah, mos def that"


No, I don't dislike the guy. I just think he sucks.

Blue said...

says more about how awful the chefs are though

The Lions Stink said...

and I don't think there's any way they can be competitive against a Rex Ryan defense while running the friggin veer.

Blue said...

because you've seen so many rex ryan defenses against the spread option?

Blue said...

for right now that's what they have going for them, they're different than everybody else, a complete change of instincts and assignments for the defensive players.

will it work long-term? Probably not, but could get them to 7 or 8 wins this year

The Lions Stink said...

Praise Tebow.

That's my quarterback said...

thought this was funny

Blue said...

if the Jets had a full week, i wouldn't give the broncos a chance.

right now they have a 35% chance

Blue said...

at least it makes for fun conversation

The Lions Stink said...

dammit, I keep thinking today is Thursday

Keef said...

and I don't think there's any way they can be competitive against a Rex Ryan defense while running the friggin veer.



Jets D is not that grate* this season

Keef said...

dammit, I keep thinking today is Thursday




Depends on where you're at

The Lions Stink said...

"Jets D is not that grate* this season"


Neither is the Packers D, and they only gave up 7 to the Vikings.

The Lions Stink said...

In fact, the Packers D is awful.

Keef said...

Neither is the Packers D, and they only gave up 7 to the Vikings.



And?

Keef said...

If the game tomorrow night was the Vikings at the Packers, your argument would be solid

The Lions Stink said...

"And?"


The Jets have a better defense than the Packers, and are playing a worse offense than the Vikings.

The Lions Stink said...

Ergo, therefore, the the Jets can shut down the pistol.

Blue said...

broncos offense is not worse than the vikings?

what are you smoking?

El Padrino said...

fascinating

dont think we've actually talked sports for more than a few comments in awhile

Blue said...

meiz is confused by the lack of passing.

it's messing with his mind

El Padrino said...

yeah meiz, the broncos are 2nd in the league in rushing dumbass

Blue said...

totally different situation when boom you're down by 21 points.

makes it a lot easier for a defense.


don't think the jets have aaron rodgers

Keef said...

The Jets have a better defense than the Packers, and are playing a worse offense than the Vikings



Why is the Vikings offense better? Because they pass the ball?

Blue said...

to be fair, the yardage statistics between the vikings and the broncos are similar, vikes have slightly more yards, broncos score more points.

Keef said...

mize is just jealous that a guy with not much ability as a QB can win games in the NFL, but the best basketball player at Grafton HS couldn't even make the team

Keef said...

blue, what's the story on Willis tomorrow night? Is he good to go?

Keef said...

are we ever gonna see gas below $3/gallon again?

El Padrino said...

in some states yes

El Padrino said...

keef

Blue said...

"blue, what's the story on Willis tomorrow night? Is he good to go?"

sheesh, tough question

Keef said...

what's awesome is when I started this yob, gas was at about $2.10 or so. We get a car allowance of $400/month. But then the price of gas doubles and our car allowance stayed the same

Blue said...

if you have another option, i'd play them..you never know with a hamstring

Keef said...

"keef"

Note to self

Keef said...

I see it's a Kiebler pic, but I'm not clicking on it on this pc because it'll be BLOCKT, BLOCKT!

Keef said...

if you have another option, i'd play them..you never know with a hamstring



Goddamn hammies

Keef said...

unless they're moons over my hammies

Keef said...

Going to a bday party for our babysitter's kid on Saturday. The party is at a petting zoo. The petting zoo has a zonkey.

Keef said...

I'm trying to figure out if it's half zebra half donkey or half zebra half monkey

The Lions Stink said...

I'm just stoking the fire. Remember when we used to do that with sports instead of just insulting each other?

El Padrino said...

wear the green shirt and let a billy goat eat it

Blue said...

"Remember when we used to do that with sports instead of just insulting each other?"


"wear the green shirt and let a billy goat eat it"

no idea what meiz is talking about (s)

Keef said...

No

El Padrino said...

cmep wants to know why i follow whores on twitter

i said it was in case they post their boobies

Keef said...

I boat* one of those pedometers last weekend because all I do is walk all day and night and I wanted to see exactly how much. Yesterday, my busiest day, I walked 12 miles

Keef said...

CMLP: Anthony, why do you follow whores on Twitter?

LP: shut up and go do my laundry, women!

Keef said...

Vikings put Antoine winfield on IR

El Padrino said...

"women!"

i think you mean woman

El Padrino said...

see the new baseball labor deal that is close to getting approved?

all kinds of wacky shit in there like 2 wild card teams, 15 team divisions, more interleague, etc.

Keef said...

i think you mean woman


Not when I'm quoting you

El Padrino said...

OWS planning to shut down wall street tomorrow

bring it on hippies

Keef said...

OWP was the better

El Padrino said...

The Chicago-style pizza chain Giordano's (some might not call it "pizza") was auctioned for $61.6 million to an investor group led by the private equity firm Victory Park Capital. Giordano's owners owed over $50 million and had filed for bankruptcy

Blue said...

what might some call it?

El Padrino said...

a casserole, a savory pie perhaps

Blue said...

"all kinds of wacky shit in there like 2 wild card teams, 15 team divisions, more interleague, etc."

we've talked about all of this before right?

the WC would be like a play-in or best 2 of 3.

Blue said...

you know what's crazy.

That they don't have to have a lockout to get a new CBA

that's crazy

Blue said...

and it's not a lot more interleague...it just means that interleague wouldn't be all lumped together at the same time because you'd always have to have an interleague series going on.

Keef said...

you know what's crazy.

That they don't have to have a lockout to get a new CBA

that's crazy





Stop it

Keef said...

LP did you take this pic?

El Padrino said...

remember footyball was locked out?

that was fun

El Padrino said...

blocked

Blue said...

u r lucky

Keef said...

Try this link instead

Blue said...

that's what beth looks like when she doesn't "suck it in"


/zeke

Keef said...

Teej was the one who made the comments about her sucking in her belly

El Padrino said...

that pic wouldnt even phase me

Keef said...

But would it faze you?

El Padrino said...

didnt even know faze was a word

El Padrino said...

must have slipped my mind

Blue said...

teej = zeke

tem said...

if tebow throws more than 15 times the broncos won't win.

if he throws less than 10 times they will win.

El Padrino said...

[Parker and Stone] have closed a new deal with Comedy Central for three more seasons of South Park. The pact will keep the series on through 2016, extending its run to 20 seasons. Parker and Stone will continue to write, direct and edit every episode of South Park, as they have since the series’ premiere in 1997

Blue said...

hard to belief it's been around that long

Spaceman Spiff said...

H

El Padrino said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Keef said...

teej = zeke


I'd buy that theory

NS

Keef said...

Got some broccoli cheese thoup* brewing in the crock pot right now. Smells good

Spaceman Spiff said...

rest of the updated nfl logos

El Padrino said...

bears one they should keep

El Padrino said...

the tebowing bronco is hilarity

Keef said...

I boat* cmk a Hester tshirt for Xmas

Keef said...

Tshirt autocorrects to tanker.

tem said...

updated logos are dumb.

page 2 does too many dumb things.

El Padrino said...

"Tshirt autocorrects to tanker."

hate when that shit happens

tem said...

football coach at my college quit after going like 20-70. and 0 for his last 20 (at least). back to back 0-10 years.


AD emailed all the old football players and asked if we had any suggestions for a new coach.

i emailed back and said if they wait a few weeks luke fickell will be available.

tem said...

they should just give up on football. if you suck so bad that oberlin whips you then you should just give up.

Keef said...

page 2 does too many dumb things.



I didn't even know until 10 minutes ago that page 2 still existed

NS

Keef said...

Tem should coach

tem said...

if i had more money saved up i would quit my job and go into coaching.

tem said...

i'd have to take like a 80% pay cut though. so i don't think it'll be happening any time soon.

tem said...

i'd hire EP to be the defensive coordinator based on his flag football skillz

Keef said...

You should take an 80% pay cut to take a job that mize interviewed for

Keef said...

LP could be the offensive coordinator.

Pronounced, o-fensive

tem said...

actually LP probably has eligibility.

he would be the starting free safetly. he'd be the QB for the defense. field general if you will. he'd be our Napoleon on the field.

tem said...

i don't even know what meiz does at his job now. let alone what he is interviewing for.

Pass the Lysol said...

"Dog, he's the fuckin' night shift supervisor. That's a $7/hr paycut."


yeah, I wouldn't blame the dude for taking a massive cut to avoid those hours

Blue said...

"AD emailed all the old football players and asked if we had any suggestions for a new coach."

Joe Paterno is available

Pass the Lysol said...

my schedule is around 8-5:30, I'd actually prefer 7-4:30; I'm a morning guy, could never do overnights

Blue said...

blue does the 7-4:30

El Padrino said...

"i'd hire EP to be the defensive coordinator based on his flag football skillz"

rough touch bro, rough touch

El Padrino said...

anywhere from 8-6, it varies, sometimes closer to 9-5 or 530

but 6 sometimes, god damn fed

Keef said...

I'd work 3rd shift for $7 more per hour

El Padrino said...

piece

Blue said...

how does meiz know what that guy got paid before...and/or...that he had to take a pay cut.

maybe they let him keep his same pay...maybe he didn't make as much as meiz thinks

Blue said...

people that spell greg with two g's at the end are gay

That's my quarterback said...

people that spell greg with two g's at the end are gay


not true


/miezz

The Lions Stink said...

"how does meiz know what that guy got paid before...and/or...that he had to take a pay cut.

maybe they let him keep his same pay...maybe he didn't make as much as meiz thinks"


One of the guys I work with interviewed a few times for the job he's leaving. They tell you what the pay is.

The Lions Stink said...

Either way, I'm over it. They hired the best person for the job. Now onto the newly created Inside Sales position. That's practically what I do anyway.

Keef said...

Sales sucks

Keef said...

Inside sales is just a fancy term for order taker

The Lions Stink said...

"Inside sales is just a fancy term for order taker"


Exactly. That's mostly what I do.

Keef said...

woeder taker

The Lions Stink said...

Somebody's gonna have to run Will Call when the national conversion finally hits us. I want it to be me.

The Lions Stink said...

"@Haudricourt Tom
McLane confirmed Astros' sale is on docket for Wednesday and that club will move to AL West in 2013."


There it is.

Keef said...

Turd

Keef said...

Bold

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