Friday, November 18, 2011

74-66

Jax over CLEVELAND
Whoever this Pat Shurmur guy is sucks. Another loss closer to Holmgren the walrus stalking the sidelines in the Dog Pound next year. Jax has an underated top 10 defense AND a top 5 back in the league. The Browns have none of the above.

DETROIT -7 over Carolina
Suh gonna chokeslam Newton. I got this down as a stone cold lock so throw the key away and count the hundreds. (POUND THE PANTHERS. /KEEF)

Tampa Bay +14.5 over GREEN BAY
Just a hunch they'll struggle, come from behind and win by 8 or so. Tampa 12-3-1 in past 16 road games and 8-3 in past vs Pack. Different Pack I know but you don't win by 40 every week folks.

Buffalo +2 over MIAMI
Three weeks ago this spread would have been Miami getting 7, now the Bills are getting 2. Thank you Tony Sparano!

Oakland -1 over MINNY
Nervously on the Raiders here because of the porous pass D the vikes have right now. But this could be one of those Adrian Peterson games. So watch out. I'm only picking this game because I have to.

Dallas -7.5 over SKINS
Cowboys hitting their stride just in time for a shot at the division. Skins are buried already.

Cincy +7 over RAVENS
I like the points here. Baltimore has been inconsistent all year, Flacco has been bad at times and the Bengals have balls now. Andy Big Balls Dalton is a fearless little red pistol who can make it rain and Benson has carried the Bengals past Baltimore before. Running right into the teeth of that defense. Bengals have won 3 of 4 while losing by 6 the last meeting.

Seattle +1.5 over RAMS
Two beasts going at it in beast mode. This game is Stephen Jackson vs Marshawn Lynch. St. Louis have some awful ATS numbers and have struggled to win the 2 games they got in the W column. Seattle is a slightly better football team right now. Putrid ass division. This is a vodka soaked tampon division.

SAN FRAN 10.5 over Arizona
Niners got Baltimore and Pittsbirgh left to play, that's the only meat on the schedule bone left. Good luck playing meaningless games for 6 weeks though then being sharp for Divisional playoff weekend.

ATLANTA -6 over Titans
Falcons bounce back big time over Tennessee. And they need this big time to stay in the hunt.

CHICAGO -3.5 over San Diego
That defense is playing so well right now. And with Rivers making it rain interceptions it could be a long day for Chargers. 8-8 or worse I bet the fire Turner. They're already at 5 losses, potentially 6 if I'm right about this game.

I'm not picking the Giant game. You pick it.

NEW ENGLAND -14.5 over Cheifs
KC is done, they had their spurt. It's over. Haley will be gone.

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tem said...

car service day. 2 recalls. fixing some blind spot monitoring thing. i'll be here awhile.

tem said...

tebow won and passed more than 15 times.

tem said...

FANTASY FOOTBALL ALERT.

I am benching Stevie Johnson this week.

So expect him to have about a brazillion points.

tem said...

also I traded Vick for Stafford so Stafford will get hurt within 2 quarters.

Keef said...

I got this down as a stone cold lock so throw the key away and count the hundreds




Remember when you argued that the NYJ would destroy Denver? That was a fun day

tem said...

he can't be wrong twice in one week, can he?

tem said...

DAYTIME TV IS FUCKING TERRIBLE.

tem said...

daytime tv is talking about natalie wood.

tem said...

apparently she was married to Number 2 from Austin Powers and also the More Cowbell guy.

daytime tv says more cowbell and number 2 were fighting over wood and had a love triangle.

tem said...

former sea captain says Number 2 was responsible for her death.

reporter is being a dick to the guy....of course why the fuck is this guy on tv??

tem said...

tv man says number 2 killed natalie wood because she was humping more cowbell.

tem said...

western illinois leathernecks?

wft?

El Padrino said...

Blue let me on the Tebow train please.

tem said...

demi is on the market.

i think she should end up with the foreign guy from that 70s show.

or the foreign guy from the big bang theory.

she should go indian or whatever.

tem said...

thursday NFL sucks because tem can't watch it.

fucking time warner doesn't get that channel.

tem said...

would any story be more shocking than a Tim Tebow rapes little boys story?

i think it would send america into anarchy.

El Padrino said...

that would be it, no one can handle it

he'd just say he was circumsizing them boys anyway

El Padrino said...

time warner

STILL?

El Padrino said...

sanchez is awful

tem said...

i can either have time warner or direct tv.

haven't done direct tv because my condo doesn't have a good view of the proper direction...whatever direction that is.

tem said...

i could put the dish on my deck, but apparently it doesn't point the right way.

El Padrino said...

tebow really is awful at passing

i mean it's just like a fullback playing qb
it's incredible

tem said...

fullback @ QB + jesus on your side = winning

El Padrino said...

direct tv sucks

El Padrino said...

but time warner sucks more

El Padrino said...

so we need a new temcribs right?

tem said...

i live in the same place.

i guess there is some new furniture that cmtem brought in and replaced my stuff with.

tem said...

i can do another one, probably look a lot like my previous one.

tem said...

oh, i could do dish network too.

WOW is around here, but won't service my condo.

oh and i don't know what AT&T UVerse is, but I think I could get that. Maybe.

Keef said...

TP, kod, & H still need to do one

tem said...

daytime tv is telling me that i am fat because of holliday stress.

tem said...

skinny lady says you should pre eat before you go to a party or the olive garden so that you don't eat too much while you are there.

Keef said...

I always try to pre-eat and post-eat

/rev

tem said...

el pad, why is delta stock going down?

El Padrino said...

they missed earnings yesterday

tem said...

Your face missed earnings

El Padrino said...

yet my stock has gone up

weird

Blue said...

tebow doesn't miss earnings

El Padrino said...

Sheriff: Men were lured to Ohio on CRAIGSLIST to be killed...

nice work tem

Pass the Lysol said...

youze guys are killing me on Plax


and wtf is up with Folk missing 2 50 yd FGs? Thanks to the crazy scoring system in my league, that cost me 12 points.

Pass the Lysol said...

but Jordy will never set on my bench again


Julio's hammy made it an easy sub anyway; Plax v. Bowe v. Vern is my poop poop* platter (2 of 3 must start)

Beth said...

"yet my stock has gone up"


No

/cmlp

Beth said...

"Julio's hammy made it an easy sub anyway"

Good call, he hasn't practiced all week apparently.

Pass the Lysol said...
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tem said...

Last week rackers got me -2 points. Fucking blocked xp was a lot of negative

Blue said...

one of the folk fg's was from 61

El Padrino said...

Oklahoma State women's basketball coach Kurt Budke and assistant killed in plane crash.

Pass the Lysol said...

"one of the folk fg's was from 61"


oh wow, I just saw two missed from 50+ online; I'll give him a pass on the 61 yd miss

El Padrino said...

folk sucks

Blue said...

61 yards at the end of the half

Keef said...

el pad, why is delta stock going down?




My pops works for them. I don't know if that's why their stock went down

El Padrino said...

i just had a serious 10 minute conversation about disney princesses with cmlp in regards to bgep's xmas gifts

Keef said...

was your argument that if she gets one you should get one too?

El Padrino said...

silly keef

Beth said...

I think ep's input was to just make sure it's not the black princess.

El Padrino said...

if bgep wants the dark one she can have it, we were debating if we needed them all or just her favorites

the castle doesnt show all of them

Keef said...

LP, do you have that Muslim in America show set on your DVR?

El Padrino said...

see

Keef said...

LP shops at Walmart. Nice

Keef said...

i could put the dish on my deck, but apparently it doesn't point the right way.



I'm trying to set up DTV for hsil, but her patio on her apartment is west facing. The satellite needs to face southeast. If I set it up for her online, and they come out and can't find a spot to put the dish that faces the correct direction, is her contract canceled?

El Padrino said...

walmart cheap for toys

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem can watch the thursday games on his computer

Spaceman Spiff said...

walmart cheap for eveything

Pass the Lysol said...

"Mankato West is the real deal and has a quarterback who already has signed with the Gophers.

The quarterback is senior Phillip Nelson and in Mankato West’s 35-14 win over South St. Paul he rushed for two touchdowns and threw for two more."


sweet, I'm already getting excited over the U of M NELSON! era

Spaceman Spiff said...

only thing i wanna know is why tebow wasn't unleashed running earlier in the game

Spaceman Spiff said...

freak,

OK state womens coach died in a plane crash

Pass the Lysol said...

"North Dakota likely is producing more oil than OPEC member Ecuador.

In September, oil production in the state averaged 464,129 barrels a day, just short of Ecuador’s 485,000, according to the North Dakota Oil and Gas Division.

Ten years ago, North Dakota produced 86,072 barrels daily"


-wow, I knew ND had oil....but I didn't know it was getting to that extent. Good for them!

El Padrino said...

spifffast

Blue said...

ha, we're buying bgblue1 that same dollhouse.

she already has all the princesses that go in it though.

Blue said...

von miller is da truth.

that kid is just amazing, could be the next LT

El Padrino said...

she already has all the princesses that go in it though.

fucking blue

El Padrino said...

calm down with the LT talk

he's special but not even ray lewis is LT

El Padrino said...

vick ruled out

VY gets the start

Blue said...

ray lewis plays a totally different position.

LT and Derrick Thomas, that's who Von Miller reminds me of.

El Padrino said...

Derrick Thomas was phenominal

El Padrino said...

he threw wayne hunter to the ground then buried sanchez on that last drive, was suite

i thought the end zone hit on sanchez should have been a flag

he took two steps and drove the qb into the ground (lifted his leg)

Spaceman Spiff said...

he does that in the playoffs, PLAYOFFS? against brady and he will get a flag maybe ejected, even the next hit he had, shoulder into sanchez kidney would have been a flag if it was brady


s on ejected

Keef said...

The rare spiffast today

Keef said...

Ah, the bell ringers are out in full force here. I missed them

Blue said...

yeah, he tends to take a cheap shot about once per game..

he got two in on sanchise

Blue said...

granted the shot that Bart Scott put on Tebow in the first Quarter, where tebow had handed the ball off was very cheap, and i expect a fine for that one.

El Padrino said...

Where are all the plus-size male models?

Meiz.

El Padrino said...

im leaving early today, got work earlier than usual at hall

El Padrino said...

so freak how was twilight?

El Padrino said...

arod party

strange shit here

El Padrino said...

segregate deeeeezzz nuts

El Padrino said...

im ready for christmas

tem said...

guy in my office building has the name Matthew E. Ice.


Matt E Ice works here.

Blue said...

ice can't be a real last name

tem said...

"tem can watch the thursday games on his computer"

you serious?

why didn't people tell me this before?

Blue said...

that's like his DJ name, right?

That's my quarterback said...

"tem can watch the thursday games on his computer"

you serious?

why didn't people tell me this before?



IF you have enough RAM

tem said...

i've got RAM.

The Lions Stink said...

Only those who are humble and are accepting will be saved by Him! Praise Him!

tem said...

sign on the building directory says Matthew E. Ice.

he is in suite 400 in my building.

That's my quarterback said...

mize knows

Blue said...

meiz sure is quiet today

Blue said...

meiz obviously hasn't skinned a cat multiple different ways

That's my quarterback said...

cats suck

That's my quarterback said...

lions are cats

Blue said...

i kept waiting for the JEST* to DO WORK on the broncos last night

The Lions Stink said...

"I'm trying to set up DTV for hsil, but her patio on her apartment is west facing. The satellite needs to face southeast. If I set it up for her online, and they come out and can't find a spot to put the dish that faces the correct direction, is her contract canceled?"


I think they can mount that fucker on the building.

NS

Keef said...

"I think they can mount that fucker on the building.

NS"



I figured, but she's basically in the middle of the building, facing west, and there is an apt that shares her east wall. So there is nowhere on her side of the building to mount it near her place that will face southeast. They can't put it on the roof because it's ceramic tile

The Lions Stink said...

Cox it is, then.

The Lions Stink said...

"meiz sure is quiet today"


Tebow stinks.

Keef said...

Yeah I was trying to get her to do DTV because i'll get me a $100 referral. But I don't want to set it up for her, have them come out and say they can't put the dish up, and them still charge her and shit

That's my quarterback said...

Cox it is, then.


^^^^^^

/Lp

Blue said...

I think by law the apartment/condo community has to allow access for the dish

The Lions Stink said...

"I think by law the apartment/condo community has to allow access for the dish"


I think they just have to provide some sort of basic television accommodations so the resident can have access to weather and safety warnings and information.

The Lions Stink said...

Time to go do a little day drinkin' and Tebow praisin'.

That's my quarterback said...

O:FP

That's my quarterback said...

wall

tem said...

"I think by law the apartment/condo community has to allow access for the dish"

they have to allow you a place to put it. nothing in the law says that place has to face south east.

tem said...

so if your patio or front porch or nearby outside your window doesn't face the right way, you are stuck with regular TV or cable TV.

cable TV isn't even required, but nobody would lease there if it wasn't cable ready.

tem said...

jo pa with the cancer.

tem said...

it isn't skin cancer. only lung cancer. so he should be fine.

Blue said...

If they offer cable they have to offer access to a dish service...per colorado law.

too many skeezy landlords hooking up deals with comcast and basically forcing their peeps to use comcast.

i bet you didn't know that cable television is a right, not a priviledge

The Lions Stink said...

"i bet you didn't know that cable television is a right, not a privilege"

I did NOT. Is this true? NS

If so, just another way that I've been screwed in the past.

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

"TP, kod, & H still need to do one"

I linked a real estate website with pics of my house last time you mentioned cribs... spiff liked the gay music

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

ok st in trouble

The Lions Stink said...

I remember that. Doesn't count though.

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

7 hour drive home from Miami sucked

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

big int

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

I'm pumped for the furman/uf game tomorrow

s

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

wow, that fg looked good

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

OT

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

nice d osu

The Lions Stink said...

I actually think I'm going to bed right now. I just wanna sleep.

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

int. ok st gonna lose. bama people going nuts right now

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

bedlam game just got a little less important

Keef said...

linked a real estate website with pics of my house last time you mentioned cribs... spiff liked the gay music



I'd like to see the blood on the wall

Pass the Lysol said...

"If they offer cable they have to offer access to a dish service...per colorado law."


-I don't think that's the case under MN law; at my last apartment I could only get cable, no satellite

-but that was 2006-2008, so the law might have since changed

Pass the Lysol said...

"i bet you didn't know that cable television is a right, not a privilege"


I know broadcast television and radio is a right....are you sure about cable?

Pass the Lysol said...

at least here, there's no law that says landlords must provide access to cable/satellite (now, if you provide one there may be a law that you have to provide the other, like in Co., but if there is, it's new) or internet


Basically landlords must make units "habitable" and safe...they don't have to make them entertainment centers

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Source:Rule that a team cannot play another club from same division in Division Series will most likely be eliminated in new playoff format.'

suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

corso just don't give a fuck

Keef said...

Gaytors look good

The Lions Stink said...

My buddy Buck shot a monster.....buck today.

Keef said...

Uncle Joey

Keef said...

Ohio State has been in contact with Urban Meyer about becoming the school's coach, sources close to the ESPN analyst and the Buckeyes have told ESPN.com.

No contract is in place and no announcement likely would be made until after the regular season, but there is strong interest on both sides.

The Lions Stink said...

Montee Ball is/was trending in the US today

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A driver of a U-Haul truck carrying beer kegs through a tailgating area before the Yale-Harvard game Saturday suddenly accelerated, fatally striking a 30-year-old Massachusetts woman and injuring two other women, police said"

O:FB

The Lions Stink said...

Oh my

Meiz said...

Lions Back

Meiz said...

I really gotta find a place that sells sheets of foam rubber

Meiz said...

Spiffer, you got a good link? I know this gets redundant and annoying, but you are the master.

Meiz said...

I found a good one.

Meiz said...

Fuck Wanderlei Silva. I don't like that guy.

Meiz said...

And where has Cung Le been all my life?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Fuck Wanderlei Silva. I don't like that guy."

fuck off

Spaceman Spiff said...

oregonoise state

Spaceman Spiff said...

kickers in college are hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

sorry meiz i wasnt around to post a link, watching too much shit at the same time

Spaceman Spiff said...

this fight is incredible, shogun is a fucking killer zombie

Spaceman Spiff said...

bonus baylor/OU footage!

Spaceman Spiff said...

cmon hendo this is for a title shot

Spaceman Spiff said...

possible draw, that was crazy shit

Meiz said...

"sorry meiz i wasnt around to post a link, watching too much shit at the same time"


All good. I found a GREAT link.

Spaceman Spiff said...

best card ive ever seen and fight of the year main event

Spaceman Spiff said...

oklahoma going for 2? season on the line WOW

Spaceman Spiff said...

false start, maybe having second thoughts?

Spaceman Spiff said...

yep, just tie it up

Spaceman Spiff said...

51 secs til OT

Spaceman Spiff said...

wasnt a pretend go for 2 either, on the false start they snapped it

Meiz said...

"best card ive ever seen and fight of the year main event"


Yeah. Watched the Facebook fights too.

I gotta see more of Le.

Spaceman Spiff said...

21 secs left FG range baylor

Spaceman Spiff said...

TD!!!!!!!!!!!1

Spaceman Spiff said...

RGIII guys

Spaceman Spiff said...

SEC top 3 BCS, same division too

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

grate night of NCAA football

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

FSU/UVA ending was a clusterfuck

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

corso set the tone today

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

lots of furman fans sporting FU shirts. reminded me of Keith

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

muschamp is terrible

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

I root for the obc & the zooker as long as they are not playing Uf. somehow I don't see myself rooting for urb and tOSU

Meiz said...

Piss on Urb

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

"Piss on Urb"

"shit on urb" is also acceptable

Meiz said...

I always forget about SNL

Meiz said...

If I get the new auger for cripsmas, I'm gonna try to give the old one a good tune up. And then maybe drop the $21 on the hand auger to drill conversion thingy.

We might could be punching mad holes this winter.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EA got covered in se-

um, gatorade

Spaceman Spiff said...

if only that was a white dress shirt/blouse

At Least I Don't Play for the Eagles said...

"We might could be punching mad holes this winter"

there's a good joke in that comment somewhere

Meiz said...

Tiger clinched the Presidents Cup.

Keef said...

Asu needs to fire Erickson before Monday

Meiz said...

"Asu needs to fire Erickson before Monday"


Not saying a word.

Keef said...

Why

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Wilson Chandler had terrific debut in Chinese CBA: 43 pts and 22 rebs'

seems like a tough league

s

Pass the Lysol said...

Chinese CBA seems a bit redundant

Keef said...

Mo Morris or mike Tolbert?

Spaceman Spiff said...

aitch

Spaceman Spiff said...

picked morris over mcgahee, staying with morris

i hate having tolbert when mathews is healthy

Pass the Lysol said...

"Syracuse was one of the first schools to offer Isaiah Whitehead a scholarship. The Lincoln star's favorite player is Carmelo Anthony, the Knicks forward and Syracuse alum. And Whitehead has developed a good relationship with the Orange staff. But in light of the investigation of Syracuse men's basketball assistant coach Bernie Fine, the nationally ranked sophomore won't be attending the school"


Cuse b-ball is d-u-n, for a while anyway, regardless of how things turn out from the investigation. Who the hell would choose a school with all of this awfulness and distraction going on.

THIS is exactly what I was talking about in stating Paterno was in a lose-lose situation, and why if he had no legal or contractual duty to do so...I at least see why he didn't go to police (not endorsing it, just that I can understand what a horrible place that would be for a coach to be in...especially Paterno....the one person who embodies Penn State more than any other person on this planet)

Pass the Lysol said...

ooh, good stat on Fox

5 teams have started 10-0 since 2000, only 1 won the superbowl


I still would bet the farm on GB this year

Keef said...

I'll bet you

Keef said...

Victor Cruz or Tolbert?

Meiz said...

Nice. The Lions game only gets one link. Can't wait for it to take a shit.

Meiz said...

I don't know shit about fantasy anymore

Pass the Lysol said...

"I'll bet you"


sure, sounds good. I'm past my rooting against GB every year phase anyway

Pass the Lysol said...

bunch of shit games on here today

shit games = teams that I have no rooting fantasy interest in

Keef said...

CBS games here are Bengals in the morning & Bears in the afternoon. Win/win for me & cmk

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