Friday, October 21, 2011

W-L 48-37

Come at me bro.

I like whipped butter.

BROWNS -3.0 over Seattle
Still mad Seahawks beat Giants. Tem is too.

DETROIT -3.5 over Atlanta
Lions need the rebound win here. To prove they have the make-up of a good team. In years past many teams started 6-0 or 5-0 and totally fell apart. A loss here would raise those questions.

TITANS -3.0 over Texans
Off the bye the Titans are home and play a similar style of the opponent the Texans lost too last week. They really need to get CJ going early and if that happens I don't Houston has a chance. Why haven't the Texans ever bothered to get a decent #2 receiver behind Andre Johnson?

Denver +2 over MIAMI
After watching the Fins on Monday Night last week I cannot believe they are favored on a day where basically it's a homecoming for Tim Tebow. I don't even think the Dolphins can hang with the Broncos. I see a lopsided score I see a parade for Tebow in the streets of LODO. I also know now, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Andrew Luck is a Miami Dolphin.

Chargers -2 over JETS
Man if the Jets played any other team Monday Night they'd get embarrassed. That's how bad they played. The offense is futile. The defense is no longer elite. And the coach is a hot air balloon.

Chicago -1 over Tampa
Didn't Tampa go to London once before? Not fair. Anyway the Bears choosing to stay in Chicago for the week as opposed to practicing in London probably won't have an effect on their performance so I'll roll with Da Bears.

Skins +2.5 over PANTHERS
Washington's D is ferocious. Just realized that. Beck won't lose the game the way Grossman did last week.

OAKLAND -4 over Chiefs
Still feeding off the tragedy and proving to the league they are in this thing this year by trading for Palmer the Raiders should trounce KC. The confidence level of this team right now is off the charts.

Steelers -3.5 over ARIZONA
Arizona plays well at home for like 2 and a half quarters then falls apart. And Kevin Kolb is trash.

St. Louis +12 over DALLAS
I know the Rams stink but the Dallas secondary is awful. Bradtard should be able to move the Rams up and down the field. Here is to hoping they cash in on red zone opportunties.

Green Bay -9.0 over MINNY
Great week to start Ponder coach Frazier. Good idea. Torment the kid early on so he knows how to handle defeat. I hope Ponder likes carpet.

SAINTS -14 over Indy
I mean this would be flexed if NBC could do that this early. I saw the promo for this game last night. DREW BREES AND HIGH POWERED OFFENSE OF THE SAINTS vs colts.



Baltimore -7.5 over JAX


Yawn.

282 comments:

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Beth said...

Forget the Occupy Wall Street movement, there's also an Occupy the SEC movement.

El Padrino said...

funny

El Padrino said...

looks like i misst* a good beisbol game last night

El Padrino said...

jason motte is no brian wilson

El Padrino said...

McDonald's Corp. said Friday that third-quarter earnings jumped 9 percent to $1.51 billion, from $1.39 billion a year ago, with help from the U.S. breakfast business.

monster

El Padrino said...

best stock to own .

El Padrino said...

Jobs refused to allow surgeons to operate on his pancreatic cancer for nine months before relenting to pressure from family and friends and going under the knife. "I didn't want my body to be opened...I didn't want to be violated in that way," he said though he also admitted to regretting his decision to try holistic methods first.


and im supposed to believe he was brilliant

El Padrino said...

"Couple, Married for 72 Years, Die Together While Holding Hands"

i guess i was wrong

/meiz

Jugdish said...

so sad...so young!

/tp

City of Champions™ said...

Does anyone else find it ironic that I was bragging about my team being 3-0 in the keeper and then subsequently lost the next 3 weeks?

Spaceman Spiff said...

no

Spaceman Spiff said...

ND helmets are gonna be golder from now on

Jugdish said...

funny

Spaceman Spiff said...

there was a bench clearing 'brawl' right after that

Spaceman Spiff said...

in you face, arod

Spaceman Spiff said...

"C Olin Kreutz leaving Saints, no longer feels passion & doesn't want to just collect paycheck, agent says"

isn't he the starter

El Padrino said...

fag

Blue said...

yeah, he's the starting center.

funny how going to Louisiana makes guys give up their passion for the game.

Blue said...

maybe the Occupy the superdome movement really got to him

El Padrino said...

maybe

El Padrino said...

big day

Blue said...

it was the inspirational post that got us off on the right foot

El Padrino said...

i guess you guys dont care for whipped butter

El Padrino said...

"it was the inspirational post that got us off on the right foot"

giving out gems here

El Padrino said...

interested in this new Kelsey Grammar show set to air on Starz

Blue said...

kelsey grammar is awful

Blue said...

things I hate:

babies who don't wear any clothes...wtf

don't just let your kid walk around in a diaper.

El Padrino said...

in the house who cares

in public agreed

tem said...

Moving fmtem in tomkorrow. Today moving my stuff out by myself. I need better friends.

tem said...

Couch was rough, but I think the mattress was worse....so damn awkward.

tem said...

Had to put the bedskirt away in the back closet....had to play a sad song for that...poor guy stuck back in the dark when he should be out in the main bedroom doing his thing

tem said...

When I see a girl baby walking around outside in public with no top on I want to call the cops. That is indecent exposure. That's illegal

tem said...

Plus if I look then I am watching child porn. That's illegal too.

Jugdish said...

Bed Skirt Blues

tem said...

Having maids clean the condo today....what do You tip maids?

Jugdish said...

JUST the tip.

El Padrino said...

10 bucks

tem said...

Probably take them 90 mins. Crew of 2.

Jugdish said...

what are the charging for that?

tem said...

170 includes tax

tem said...

Covers up to 2hrs. I think if it goes under 90 it iis a bit cheaper

Jugdish said...

make sure the lysol your mattress or pops will be pissed


/mize

tem said...

I used lemon pledge instead

tem said...

Currently have no real furniture...sitting on a rocking chair watching Tv using a barstool as an end table. Bedroom and living room furniture went to storage today.

El Padrino said...

this girl har turned your life upside down

Blue said...

so the organizational announcement goes out today about our new CFO. They make it sound like i'm on board and almost like i'll be co-CFO.

fuck that

tem said...

Sometimes, but mostly we do it right side up. Sometimes if the swing gets fucked up I end up upside down.

tem said...

Co-cfo should be more money.

Blue said...

no, they make it sound that way so they don't get a lot of "why didn't blue get the job" questions

tem said...

I'll ask why blue didn't get the job. I'll send an email.

El Padrino said...

"They make it sound like i'm on board and almost like i'll be co-CFO."

but you ARE on board

Jugdish said...

I used lemon pledge instead



ah, noooo...you buy.

/consuela

Jugdish said...

so the organizational announcement goes out today about our new CFO. They make it sound like i'm on board and almost like i'll be co-CFO.



the end of the announcement says "Blue knows."

Jugdish said...

Lp

Jugdish said...

good dog

El Padrino said...

carson not playing

Blue said...

"but you ARE on board"

i'm not on board with this at all...they did this shit behind my back

Blue said...

i'm currently looking for another job

tem said...

Carson not starting, he might play a bit

tem said...

Bluegage that place

Blue said...

i'm going to occupy denver to carry a sign to bitch about being in the 99% now because of all this (s)

tem said...

Welcome to the revolution

tem said...

Cleaning crew doesn't speak english, but brought their own lemon pledge

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

I gotta start a company where I can charge $85/hr and people will pay

Mize said...

I don't know what happened today, but bosslady had a meeting with her boss and came out of that bad boy crying.

ns

Spaceman Spiff said...

she's a woman, could have been anything

Mize said...

She had to leave the office for like 3 hours.

Keef said...

What spiff said

Keef said...

Torain vs Carolina or Tolbert vs NYJ?

Spaceman Spiff said...

im playing torain over tolbert in my $$$ league, but scurred, tolbert may get a lot PPR

Keef said...

The only reason I'm considering Torain is because Carolina run D is ranked last in our league scoring

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea thats why im playing him, forte got 200 on them, with huge holes, and with beck getting his first start

Keef said...

and you're a homer

Mize said...

Boring night. I loathe working the weekend.

Keef said...

Big night

Mize said...

"Why haven't the Texans ever bothered to get a decent #2 receiver behind Andre Johnson?"


Um, Kevin Walter?

Mize said...

I got sloppy on that Franzia last night.

Mize said...

Oh wow. And I found out the kid that got the job I wanted is much younger than I thought. Fucker's not even 21.

This pisses me off.

Mize said...

"Chargers -2 over JETS"


The Jets will cover this.

The Chargers wins have come against teams that are something like 4-17.

And what ever happened to "Never Bet On A West Coast Team Playing An Early Game On The East Coast"?


I got the J-E-T-S

Mize said...

"St. Louis +12 over DALLAS"


Dallas wins this game by a good 17. This is a sucker line.

Mize said...

"Green Bay -9.0 over MINNY"

Green Bay 52, Minnesota 17

Keef said...

7/8

Keef said...

I could not remember the chick to save my life

Mize said...

7/8 but I missed a different one than you

Keef said...

Sparty gonna beat Sconnie

Mize said...

Bradford OUT

Mize said...

"Sparty gonna beat Sconnie"


Nah.

Mize said...

Is there an official NO on Hightower this week?

Mize said...

I just dropped a horrid fart. My god.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Is there an official NO on Hightower this week?"

theres an unofficial YES, full participant at practice

Mize said...

Right, but that yes doesn't sound too promising

Mize said...

I guess I'm heading to the tavern for the Badgers game. Meh.

Mize said...

Louie, baby!

Keef said...

NELSON!

Keef said...

(CNN) -- Europe, Africa and Australia appeared to be out of the path of a defunct German satellite that neared the Earth's atmosphere, bringing with it the possibility of 30 pieces of space junk landing somewhere.
"The largest single fragment will probably be the telescope's mirror, which is very heat resistant and may weigh up to 1.7 tons," according to the German Aerospace Center.
The time and location of the Roentgen Satellite's re-entry couldn't be forecast precisely. Officials estimated the fiery event to occur any time before 11:30 p.m. ET Saturday, the agency said, with two orbits.

Spaceman Spiff said...

sconnie lost on a hail mary

Keef said...

"Nah."



Yah

Spaceman Spiff said...

OU looking like theyre gonna lose too

Spaceman Spiff said...

pujols, 3 homers

Mize said...

There are people that still think Wisconsin can play for the title. That's cute.

Spaceman Spiff said...

OU lost

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh shit, horrible D, defender sitting waiting for the ball but misjudged it badly and it goes over his head, TD

OU pulse

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh boy, OU kicker missed a gimme < 30 yards

would have made it 1 possession game, plenty of time, death threats coming his way

Spaceman Spiff said...

make a nice scapegoat

Spaceman Spiff said...

here we go, 3 point game 1 minute left, onside coming up

Spaceman Spiff said...

no go, game over

Mize said...

I had to deal with a guy at the bar last night that was worse than "RRRUUUUUN!" lady at Bikinis. He shut the fuck up though.

Here was his crackpot analysis during the game.

Offense: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO G GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

Defense: ONE TIME! ONE TIME! ONE TIME! ONE TIME! ONE TIME!

Keef said...

Guys doing that shit are the worse*

Keef said...

2 spots, choose from Torain, McGahee, & Tolbert

Spaceman Spiff said...

we have the same backs, ha

im playing mcgahee even though tebow will rob him, he has been playing well, too bad he doesnt catch shit, and torain as you know

Keef said...

Maybe I'll play those three & bench CJ

Spaceman Spiff said...

going up against rodgers/jennings/megatron this week, so whatever i do will probly end up not mattering anyways

Keef said...

Fuck it, I'm gonna bench Tolbert too. This will probably fuck both of us over, spiff

Keef said...

The team I'm playing is 0-6, so there's no doubt I'll lose

Spaceman Spiff said...

damn bye weeks

Spaceman Spiff said...

gates playing today, even less balls for tolbert

Keef said...

I'm glad Vern is on a bye this week

Mize said...

Rasslin PPV tonight.

Keef said...

World Series tonight

Spaceman Spiff said...

tebow time

Spaceman Spiff said...

haha, keller bobble turns into pick 6

Keef said...

Fuck Keller. Jesus, my TEs suck

Spaceman Spiff said...

cam with a redonk scramble, 5 skins or so had a chance

Spaceman Spiff said...

matty ice pick

Spaceman Spiff said...

old man sideline worker just got destroyed in the skins game

Spaceman Spiff said...

london fletcher mocking cams superman celebration

Mize said...

Goddamn Lions.

Spaceman Spiff said...

forte!

Spaceman Spiff said...

hightower starting, of course

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck, santonio TD called back, then fraudchez another pick

Keef said...

Roy Williams still has Roy Williams hands

Keef said...

hightower starting, of course


I fucking hate Shanahan

Keef said...

Cutler pick. Barber's fault

Keef said...

Freeman pick on the next play

Spaceman Spiff said...

run D is so bad, hightower is gashing them, but torain would be too, fuck

Keef said...

Forte safety

Keef said...

run D is so bad, hightower is gashing them, but torain would be too, fuck


Shanahan is the nfl's larussa

Spaceman Spiff said...

earnest graham hurt, hopefully freeman passes every play now

Spaceman Spiff said...

gates TD

Mize said...

Awesome. My balky 1 key on my keyboard just made me look like an idiot.

Keef said...

My $ league opponent has Gates on the bench. Suite

Keef said...

Need a Walter TD here

Keef said...

Fuck schaub

Keef said...

The fuck is Joel Dreessen?

Spaceman Spiff said...

orakpo unblocked, spine shot on cam, didnt see it coming

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking mcgahee, racking up yards all day, funbles

Spaceman Spiff said...

funbles* are not fun

Spaceman Spiff said...

forte 100 yards 1st half

Spaceman Spiff said...

plax TD fuk

Spaceman Spiff said...

great tebow run

Spaceman Spiff said...

then he;s sacked

Spaceman Spiff said...

megatron 1st catch

Spaceman Spiff said...

had megatron too much air from stafford

Spaceman Spiff said...

have a couple donuts going, torain and fred davis, fucking skins

freeman sucks too

Keef said...

Tolbert TD. I'm not axing spiff for advise* when redskins are involved

Spaceman Spiff said...

tolbert TD, goddman

Keef said...

The team I'm playing has Arian, too. Fuck

Spaceman Spiff said...

roddy TD

Spaceman Spiff said...

lions down at the half as usual

Keef said...

LIONS!

Mize said...

Stafftard's gonna work his magic

Keef said...

I'm going to lose to an 0-6 team. FML

Spaceman Spiff said...

torain in!

Keef said...

Hey, 2 yards for Torain

Keef said...

Tem is gonna owe jug some A- sauce

Keef said...

A-1

Spaceman Spiff said...

4th and 2 on this run D, shanny calls a pass, sack, nice

Spaceman Spiff said...

targeting megatron to start the half as usual

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuking barber TD

Spaceman Spiff said...

cam TD

Spaceman Spiff said...

freeman pick, worst bye week replacement i could have hoped for

Spaceman Spiff said...

matty ice goes down, injured

Spaceman Spiff said...

fred davis finally

Spaceman Spiff said...

hightower hurt!

Spaceman Spiff said...

mcgahee injured, fuk on his way to 100 yards

Spaceman Spiff said...

matty ice to locker room

Spaceman Spiff said...

megatron TD thrown behind him, no catch

Spaceman Spiff said...

hightower may be done for season

Spaceman Spiff said...

non contact knee injury

Spaceman Spiff said...

lions FG blocked! blocked!

Spaceman Spiff said...

nvm re-kick on penalty

Keef said...

7 yd loss for Torain. Awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

beck rush TD like last week

Keef said...

Fuck Beck

Spaceman Spiff said...

fins suck and tebow cant do shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

backup QB in, hopefuly tony G doesnt get a shitload of looks because of it, give it to turner

Keef said...

Another fucking announcer FG jinx on Gould. Fuck Kenny Albert

Spaceman Spiff said...

matty ice back

Keef said...

Albert: if Gould makes this kick, he'll tie Nate Kaeding for the all-time FG % leader.

Gould: ::wide right::

Spaceman Spiff said...

another plax TD, santonio getting no love today

Keef said...

I dropped Plax in the keeper league this week. Nice

Keef said...

Espn game cast still saying Ryan throwing passes

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea he's back, redman had like 2 plays

Keef said...

Nervemind, didn't see your comment

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck, Stewart TD

Spaceman Spiff said...

megatron TD

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck $$$ team dunzo on back 2 back plays

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice tackling by falcons

Spaceman Spiff said...

fred witha drop, right in his chest

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