Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Tough weekend

Tough fantasy weekend for me. My UFC picks had their usual accuracy, so that was a good start.

My suicide picks both lost, fuck you Giants. And my money FNFL team lost because the Bucs couldn't do shit against the SF defense. Also, got real drunk Sunday and then had to struggle through monday. Although monday wasn't as bad as I thought it could be. In any case, I blame Eli for it all. Fucking Eli.


Arizona axed Stoops. Not sure what they axed him.

Big East to consider adding 6 football schools...probably a good idea, I don't think the remaining 6 football schools are thrilled with being in a 6 team conference.

Detroit football looks good. Baseball not so much.

NBA should just fold.

Work is busy. Fucking TPS.

This post sucks because of the Giants.

153 comments:

Blue said...

is it wrong that i'm openly rooting for the cardinals?

Jugdish said...

no


/cmblue

Jugdish said...

you just dislike mize


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Blue said...

oh, are the cardinals playing a team the meiz is a fan of?

Jugdish said...

artificial fan base

The New Mess said...

If it wasn't for the fact that I have both Stafford and Megatron in the keeper league, I would love to see the Lions go 0-11 the rest of the way, solely for the entertainment value that would be Meiz's tweets and LOV comments.

Mize said...

"oh, are the cardinals playing a team the meiz is a fan of?"


Couldn't care less.

The New Mess said...

I call bullshit on that statement

Blue said...

could you care more?

City of Champions™ said...

Don't let Meiz fool you. He cares.

Blue said...

Tebow officially named the starter

Blue said...

should be a fun ride for the next 11 games

Keef said...

Oh look, rev is back

Mize said...

"I call bullshit on that statement"


That I care about who Blue is rooting for? Stop it. I'm not Keith.

Keef said...

Why would Keith care about who blue is rooting for?

City of Champions™ said...

"That I care about who Blue is rooting for? Stop it. I'm not Keith."

Oh, I misunderstood. I thought you meant you did not care about the Brewers.

City of Champions™ said...

Got the official letter offering me the *yob this morning, pending results of the drug test and CORI.

tem said...

"should be a fun ride for the next 11 games"


1) he won't last 11 games.

2) quinn will start at least 1 game this year.

Mize said...

"Oh, I misunderstood. I thought you meant you did not care about the Brewers."


No, I don't give up on my team during the stretch run.

Mize said...

Calling me a closet Packers fan was a cute touch.

Keef said...

You were

Keef said...

You were all over ARodg's nutsack

Jugdish said...

mize, i owe you a name and pic for a week, plus a bottle of A-1. text me your addy and I'll get the A-1 sometime this week.

Keef said...

No, I don't give up on my team during the stretch run.



I don't care who you are, that's funny right there

City of Champions™ said...

Yea, that was pretty good

City of Champions™ said...

I have no come back unfortunately.

Mize said...

"You were"


I have a vikings that that says "Fuck The Pack" on it.


No more bait for me.

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucked up story

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I have a vikings that that says "Fuck The Pack" on it"


that was for the bert era

City of Champions™ said...

oh, and fuck Jahvid Best.

City of Champions™ said...

The Beantown Brawlers left a lot of points on the bench this week.

Keef said...

"No more bait for me."



It was fun whilst it lasted

Keef said...

The Beantown Brawlers left a lot of points on the bench this week.




You're turning that Ferrari into a minivan

Blue said...

new picture

Blue said...

"1) he won't last 11 games.

2) quinn will start at least 1 game this year."


meaning he'll get hurt? i might buy that

Blue said...

orton won't play another down for the Broncos.

wouldn't be surprised if they can't trade him, that they release him

City of Champions™ said...

Does Kyle Orton ever get another shot at leading an NFL team? I think the answer to that is a resounding no.

Keef said...

He could QB the Pats. It's all about the system.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Does Kyle Orton ever get another shot at leading an NFL team? I think the answer to that is a resounding no."

resounding no? no, someone could get injured, look at the dolphins right now

City of Champions™ said...

If I knew the name of a famous fisherman, that would be Keith's nickname for the day. He is throwing a lot of bait out there.

City of Champions™ said...

He's had opportunities in Chicago and Denver and shown that he cannot be consistently effective. Why would any team take a chance on him?

El Padrino said...

work sucks

City of Champions™ said...

insert mandatory so does your face joke here

Blue said...

""Does Kyle Orton ever get another shot at leading an NFL team? I think the answer to that is a resounding no.""

he won't get starter money, if that's what you're asking. Dumbest move Orton made was pissing off the Dolphins in the contract negotiations for his trade.

Blue said...

I wouldn't want him as a backup or as the "bridge the gap" guy (where you draft a QB who won't start as a rookie, but will in year 2) though because of his shitty attitude

El Padrino said...

can we go back to calling him neckbeard

tem said...

"meaning he'll get hurt?"

yes. that is my meaning.

tem said...

carolina could use him. i'm not sure this newton thing is working out.


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tem said...

tyler's wedding pics on FB are nice.

Keef said...

If I knew the name of a famous fisherman, that would be Keith's nickname for the day. He is throwing a lot of bait out there.




I didn't lose a bet

Blue said...

"tyler's wedding pics on FB are nice."

tyler got married?

Keef said...

"tyler got married?"

Yeah. On a Saturday. That's ratarded

tem said...

i'm getting married on a saturday.

Pass the Lysol said...

Hey meiz, I sent an email to you too about this


but in case you don't check it right away...


is your mailing address still on 6th in Grafton?

Keef said...

kod is reverse jinxing the shit out of the LIONS

Pass the Lysol said...

I've swallowed my pride about the Lions; I'm wrong


they must have just had a really shitty first half against Minni

Keef said...

Maybe the Vikes are better than they've shown. Haven't they had the lead at half in every game so far?

Pass the Lysol said...

everyone except maybe KC

Pass the Lysol said...

Vikes are pretty good overall, except at QB....which is about all that seems to matter anymore in the NFL

Pass the Lysol said...

and the mailing is related to the brewers.

I was going to hold off on sending it out of fear for reverse jinx...but as soon as I decided to hold off, Brewers got smoked


figured it's the safeest play overall jinx-wise to mail out today

Mize said...

"can we go back to calling him neckbeard"


We stopped?

Mize said...

"is your mailing address still on 6th in Grafton?"


Yep

Pass the Lysol said...

cool, will be in the mail today



no worries if you don't like it, I figure you can always parlay it into tix or booze money

Blue said...

he got rid of the neckbeard for the last 2 years...it's back this year...it's like reverse sampson

Pass the Lysol said...

love the neckbeard


much happier to share that with Orton than hairstyle w/ Brady

Mize said...

Oh, and Rickie was safe on that 5th inning double play by 3 or 4 feet. What an awful call.

Mize said...

Anytober is treating me well. Subway Melt today.

Mize said...

"no worries if you don't like it, I figure you can always parlay it into tix or booze money"


I will cherish whatever it is.

tem said...

"Oh, and Rickie was safe on that 5th inning double play by 3 or 4 feet. What an awful call."


i saw that. was going to text you when it happened.

shitty shitty call.

he clearly beat the throw.

El Padrino said...

do the vikings have any wide receivers besides percy

El Padrino said...

"Oh, and Rickie was safe on that 5th inning double play by 3 or 4 feet. What an awful call."

that was unlike rickie to swing at the first pitch

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Pass the Lysol said...

do the vikings have any wide receivers besides percy


well there is my least favorite Vike, Berrian. Not only is he awful, but he's an idiot...check this out

"Last week, Minnesota Vikings wide receiver Bernard Berrian and State Rep. John Kriesel of Cottage Grove got into a battle of words via Twitter. After the Vikings lost their fourth straight game to start the season, Kriesel poked fun at Berrian for tweeting that he was open and should get the ball more. Berrian replied to Kriesel with a tweet, telling the lawmaker to “sit down and shut up.”?The irony of all this is that Kriesel, a miliary veteran, lost both of his legs in an explosion in Iraq. And he supports legislation to build the Vikings a new stadium."


-if you're going to drop every ball thrown your way, at least try not to call out war heroes who are trying to support the stadium effort

Blue said...

"much happier to share that with Orton than hairstyle w/ Brady"


brady cut his hair

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Stephen Garcia has been dismissed from South Carolina football team "

tem said...

Super Bowl returning to Phoenix area in 2015

keith needs to get on the ticket list now.

Blue said...

SG is all atwitter about the NBA lockout

Mize said...

"that was unlike rickie to swing at the first pitch"


No, that's Yuni B.

El Padrino said...

spiff i had a tremendous day eating yesterday

El Padrino said...

No, that's Yuni B.

and dick weeks with his 50 walks, 75 last year with a full season

El Padrino said...

dave's hot and juicy

just not sounding cool man

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff i had a tremendous day eating yesterday"

i read

eataly looks awesome

Keef said...

Oh, and Rickie was safe on that 5th inning double play by 3 or 4 feet. What an awful call.




That run would have made the difference in the game

tem said...

"That run would have made the difference in the game"

this is true. the score would have been different.

tem said...

very astute of you to point out that if something different had happened that some different would have happened.

Blue said...

with that extra out, it could have started a furious rally

Keef said...

"this is true. the score would have been different."


THE difference, not A difference

Mize said...

"That run would have made the difference in the game"


It would have made A difference. The building was absolutely rocking and the hitters were confident.

The deal breaker was Gomez no being in Center & making the 2 plays Morgan couldn't.

Blue said...

that ball that pujols scorched over his head, even Gomez doesn't get that

Blue said...

Tebow had the 5th highest QBR last week


championship here we come

Blue said...

orton was last

eli was 4th from last

Mize said...

"that ball that pujols scorched over his head, even Gomez doesn't get that"


Morgan almost made the play. He was there.


When in Rome.

Keef said...

eli was 4th from last




Elite

Jugdish said...

that's his full name

Keef said...

At the same time, general manager Kenny Williams revealed that Ventura wasn't the only surprise name on his wish list. He also considered, albeit briefly, making Paul Konerko a player-manager. He said that he didn't discuss the idea with Konerko.


dumb

Keef said...

"Super Bowl returning to Phoenix area in 2015

keith needs to get on the ticket list now."



If Tampa makes the SB (AHIK*), you can stay at our place

City of Champions™ said...

"He also considered, albeit briefly, making Paul Konerko a player-manager"

The girl that gfH is in a ton of my pictures with is Konerko's 2nd cousin. Just thought I would share.

Spaceman Spiff said...

intredasting*

El Padrino said...

i read

eataly looks awesome

well and other shit

El Padrino said...

my mind hurts

Jugdish said...

downloaded the sporcle app...looks decent enough

Keef said...

"The girl that gfH is in a ton of my pictures with is Konerko's 2nd cousin. Just thought I would share."


Konerko hit a HR off of me in hike school

Jugdish said...

konerko and i took the GED together

Keef said...

that's a lie

Jugdish said...

it was the wonderlic test

Keef said...

mize took the fromunderlic test

Jugdish said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

aight what's good

El Padrino said...

wait

tebow has a neck beard!!!!

Keef said...

aight what's good



Not the Giants

Keef said...

tebow has a neck beard!!!!



Yeah! We're in the Rockies

/Lloyd

El Padrino said...

too tired for bait keef, get at me tw

Keef said...

roger

El Padrino said...

naked chicks or models or something but naked

El Padrino said...

piece

Tyler said...

Getting married is exhausting. I never want to do that ever again.

Todd Packer said...

congrats, Tyler. hope everything went well

Tyler said...

Thanks, it did for the most part, I'm just really tired. Today has been a rough day at work.

Tyler said...

Funniest part of the wedding was her Dad's speech. Her brother wrote it, and he was reading it off of a printout, and he said she was "the best Father a Daughter could ask for", and I had to hide my laughter behind a napkin. Everyone didn't want to laugh, but then when she finally started laughing hard, he had to pause for a loud laugh break. It was awesome.

Keef said...

congrats, T

Keef said...

Your honeymoon is at work? And LP called me cheap

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Tyler said...

Honeymoon isn't for another month. I will be off of work from the 8th-18th.

Keef said...

Funniest part of the wedding was her Dad's speech.


Did you get it on video? Biggest "regret" I have is not getting csil's or hsil's speeches on video because of how redonk they were

Tyler said...

Then the next week is Thanksgiving.

Tyler said...

Did you get it on video? Biggest "regret" I have is not getting csil's or hsil's speeches on video because of how redonk they were

I don't think anyone got it on video. And I should have tolt* my best man to video it on my phone for me because I knew her Dad was going to mess something up. Didn't think it was going to be that big though.

Keef said...

Are you going to Austin for the honeymoon? If so you should take cmt to Bikinis

Keef said...

You should have your honeymoon in Nashville

/LOV

Tyler said...

We are staying at the Hilton Bora Bora. Seven nights in one of these.

Tyler said...

It is gonna be expensive.

Spaceman Spiff said...

you may find some kardashian body fluid there, bring your black light

Mize said...

Tyler is an inspiration to us all. How can I outkick my coverage like that?

Pass the Lysol said...

congrats T


agreed on taping the speeches; cmkod and I threw in the reception video this past spring, and the best man speech made me piss myself all over again

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Theo Epstein is "on the cusp" of joining the Chicago Cubs, according to the Boston Herald"

O:FB is a machine

Keef said...

Tyler is an inspiration to us all. How can I outkick my coverage like that?


Walk across the street to the bar with her

Mize said...

I think just called cmTyler ugly.

Mize said...

I think *Keith just called cmTyler ugly.


*fixed

Keef said...

I think just called cmTyler ugly.



No. You called Tyler ugly

Keef said...

Oh, no I didn't

Pass the Lysol said...

"I think *Keith just called cmTyler ugly."


I thought he was calling her a drunk whore

Keef said...

Yes

Mize said...

"I thought he was calling her a drunk whore"


Hilarity

Keef said...

The San Francisco Giants fan who was severely beaten outside Dodgers Stadium was transferred to a rehabilitation facility Tuesday after nearly seven months in hospitals, doctors said.



Awesome

Keef said...

HR Veeeeector

Keef said...

hilarity

Keef said...

Also hilarity

Keef said...

come on, Rangers

Keef said...

Josh Hamilton just tried to kill another fan

Jugdish said...

that philly one has to go on facebook

Keef said...

Thats where I got it from

Jugdish said...

texans traded for derrick mason

Jugdish said...

and signed warren sapp


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Todd Packer said...

the Philly one is grate

Jugdish said...

i posted it on my fb paged. cmlp liked it

Blue said...

ok go fuckers

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