Monday, October 10, 2011

There's a new #1!

Another weekend in the books, kids. They go faster and faster. It sucks. Woe. I guess on the bright side, I don't have to drive a minivan.

Kim K's time at #1 has ended for me. It was a good run. It ended tonight while cmk was watching that show about KK's wedding. Goddamn, I cannot stand her at all. And her family is even worst*. But just listening to her talk, it annoys the piss out of me. She might have even dropped out of the top ten, she's that bad. So, goodbye, Kim. It was nice knowing you. BTW, the new #1 is Minka Kelly. I told this to cmk and she responded "yeah, she's pretty. But I hate watching her act". At least she didn't say anything about her breathing.

So one of my buddies has a bunch of my friends over at his house every Sunday for footyball*. I hadn't made it over there yet because I always have shit to do around the house. But yesterday I went over because I feel bad that I haven't made it over yet. It's just weird now, because we're all in our mid 30s now, some of us are married, and some will never get married. But I go over and they're all just talking about how fucked up they got on Friday night and Saturday night. It really wouldn't be strange, except that it's basically the same thing every weekend. I used to feel bad because I hung out with them all the time, but then I got married and I don't hang out that much with them anymore. But then I realized that I don't hang out because I don't want to go out and get fucked up every weekend. I don't know what this has to do with anything, but it was on my mind. And now it's on the Internet.

So, footyball. The NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS pretty much fucked up everyone's suicide league. We had like 22 people left in my $ one that I lost last week. I think like 15 people picked the GGGGGGGGGGGGG-MEN. Cmk was still in it, but she picked Tennessee because she figured a lot of people would pick NY. So that didn't work out so well. Fucking Pittsburgh.

Me & cmk started watching Modern Family this weekend because we had nerve* seen it before. Man, that shit is fun-knee. Phil is my favorite. I want to be as cool as him when I grow up. The fat gay guy is hilarity too. But I don't want to be like him.

We found out this week that cmk's grandma has lung cancer. Sucks. It breaks cmk's heart because her grandma has had heart problems and at least 1 heart attack. And she survived all of that, but the thing that is going to kill her is going to be a painful struggle. Rough year for grandparents and lung cancer.

122 comments:

Jugdish said...

We found out this week that cmk's grandma has lung cancer. Sucks


Sorry to hear that keef, condolances.

Jugdish said...

The NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS pretty much fucked up everyone's suicide league.



I'm out in week 1 again in the LOV league. On the bright side everyone who was left picked the giants in my other league.

Jugdish said...

Me & cmk started watching Modern Family this weekend because we had nerve* seen it before.


My brother keeps telling me to watch that...haven't gotten around to it yet.

Jugdish said...

yeah, I'm working today

tem said...

NYG took out 70 of the remaining 95 people in my $$$ suicide league.

HOU took out 10.

tem is out now.

fmtem is still in.

tem said...

i too am working.

tem said...

and i got fucked up yesterday watching football.

now i am hungover. i don't like it.

Jugdish said...

Who is that talking to tem?!?!?!?!


/aitch

Blue said...

if there's one thing we learned from this weekend is never trust eli manning with money

Blue said...

that one stays up there along with "never trust a sicilian when death is on the line"

El Padrino said...

sorry to hear about the grandma

El Padrino said...

and i got fucked up yesterday watching football.


you don't say?

Blue said...

48-3 will do that to ya

El Padrino said...

giant defense should be ashamed of themselves, given back the lead with 2 min and you let charlie whitehurst drive 80 yards in like 30 seconds for a TD

cmon son

El Padrino said...

tem was pissed cuz he got knocked out the suicide pool

El Padrino said...

he now hates nyc more than anyone else

El Padrino said...

looks like it's tebow time blue

El Padrino said...

mario williams injury bad news for the darlings of the souf

Blue said...

modern family is grate.

Blue said...

"looks like it's tebow time blue"

yup

has a week of extra practice to get ready because they have a bye this week.

Then should start @ Miami for Tim Tebow day (ns)

Blue said...

Orton is such a dickbag too.

he gets yanked, so I understand you're pissed, but fuck man at least go over to the offensive huddles on the sideline, talk to the kid about what you're seeing.

Dickbag

El Padrino said...

yeah why not, let's see how crappy he really is

worse case he is kordell stewart which had it's moments

El Padrino said...

SLASH!

El Padrino said...

isnt modern family the show with the hot colombian

El Padrino said...

and al bundy

Blue said...

yep that's it

Blue said...

and i agree with keith...i try every day to be more like phil

Blue said...

netflix kills qwikster.


ahahahahah

fucking douchebags

Blue said...

finally watched the Sheen roast on comedy central...and blah

Mike Tyson was gold though...he should be a guest on every roast tossing in comments from the peanut gallery

El Padrino said...

at dealership, oil change taking forever

Jugdish said...

mario williams injury bad news for the darlings of the souf



rumor is he is out for the year

El Padrino said...

Phillies 1B Ryan Howard ruptured his left achillies tendon

suite

Jugdish said...

salt in the wound


maybe they sign prince


s

Jugdish said...

mize is going to make prince some chili and ask him to stay in milwaukee

tem said...

"at dealership, oil change taking forever"

b/c NYC sucks

Blue said...

fucking dealerships

Keef said...

Happy Columbus day

Spaceman Spiff said...

theres a hilarity tebow GIF from the last play of the game, will go find it

he made a pretty good hail mary throw after his pocket redonkness, went right over 2 defenders, dont think the receiver behind them knew where the ball was though, he saw the charger next to him go to catch it so he just tried to defend?

Spaceman Spiff said...

or was gonna steal the ball? dont know what that receiver was doing

Spaceman Spiff said...

Tebow GIF

Spaceman Spiff said...

vick will destroy the skins this week, hopefully andy reid fucks up somehow

Spaceman Spiff said...

that iggle falling for the hard count was hilarity

Jugdish said...

Orton is such a dickbag too



orton is blue's new cutler

The New Mess said...

Working today as well.

Jugdish said...

The biggest series of the game might have come after Dalton’s interception. Jacksonville had 1st-and-goal at the Cincinnati 2 and settled for a field goal — a touchdown there, and the final score’s probably different.



duh!

Jugdish said...

This reminds me of a headline you'd see on the onion

Jugdish said...

There is a bar opening up near here called Fatties. I know this chick who got a yob there, and she is a big girl. I wonder if they are going to hire all big chicks.

Jugdish said...

suite!

/mize

Blue said...

"he made a pretty good hail mary throw after his pocket redonkness, went right over 2 defenders, dont think the receiver behind them knew where the ball was though, he saw the charger next to him go to catch it so he just tried to defend?"


a couple of the crazy people around here are insisting that PI should have been called because the defender basically shoves Matt Willis with 2 hands before the ball gets there. No way a ref should ever make that call unless it's super blatant

Mize said...

Going to game 2, baby. Shoutout to EJ for saving my bacon & buying my 2nd ticket.

The New Mess said...

Went on a *yob interview this morning. Interviewer said the *yob is mine if I want it, pending background check and drug test.

Mize said...

A regular folks job?

The New Mess said...

define that

The New Mess said...

NS

Jugdish said...

what was the yob?

The New Mess said...

Still in the transportation industry. Livery instead of taxi. Hourly wages plus tips, benefits, vacation time. Much better *yob than the current one.

Jugdish said...

sounds cool, man. will you have a more normal schedule too?

Mize said...

"define that"


Sitting on your ass like most of us = regular folks job


Busting your hump = Maniac job

The New Mess said...

Still a lot of hours and a lot of early mornings. Nature of the business. But I figure, since I'm already putting in the hours, I might as well be better compensated for it.

Mize said...

damn right

Mize said...

Is livery whatever the opposite of delivery is?




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kinda

Jugdish said...

ive never heard of livery

Blue said...

h is going to drive a horse and carriage?

Blue said...

i think he meant delivery though and it got autochanged on him

Mize said...

No, livery is real. H mentioned it in Austin

Blue said...

mock bcs poll has Michigan at #9.


brady hoke > richrod

Jugdish said...

right before he took that nap at the bar

Blue said...

gotchya..should have read further on wikipedia

The New Mess said...

Yes, livery is a real thing. yes, it is originally derived from horses and buggies.

The New Mess said...

"A "livery vehicle" remains a legal term of art in the U.S. for a vehicle for hire, such as a taxicab or chauffered limousine, but excluding a rented vehicle driven by the renter. In some jurisdictions a "livery vehicle" covers vehicles that carry up to seven passengers, but not more, thus including a jitney but excluding an omnibus or motorcoach. This usage stems from the hackney cabs or coaches that could be provided by a livery stable. By extension, Canada has many businesses offering canoe livery."

Blue said...

so you're going to drive a canoe?

The New Mess said...

Maybe if I was in Canada

The New Mess said...

I was gonna leave the canoe part off, but I figured someone would have something good to say about it.

Mize said...

"omnibus"

Well I'll be damned. We've come full circle. No more need for this blog.

Jugdish said...

mario officially out for the season

The New Mess said...

"mario officially out for the season"

Guess he is not so super

Jugdish said...

Bazinga!

Blue said...

should have taken reggie bush

Jugdish said...

wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

carne asada fries for lunch, what you know about that

Jugdish said...

spiff...got any tips on a hawaiian honeymoon location?

The New Mess said...

Carne asada fries?? I'm intrigued.

Blue said...

kauai

do it

The New Mess said...

"The dish typically consists of french fries, carne asada, guacamole, sour cream and cheese. The dish is high in calories, with a meal-sized portion containing 2000 Calories (kcal) or more.[4][5] Generally, only shoestring fries are used, but other cuts of potato may be used. The carne asada is usually finely chopped to avoid using a knife or additional cutting. Guacamole and sour cream are added. Finally, it is topped with cheese, although the variety of cheese is dependent on the area or establishment. A commonly used cheese is Cotija. However, many establishments use a less-costly shredded cheese mix which melts with the other ingredients and keeps longer"

Sounds grate* except for the guac

Blue said...

kauai is honeymoon island.

stay on the princeville side (northern part)

Jugdish said...

cool, ill look into that. don't know much about hawaii

Spaceman Spiff said...

never been to kauai, blue knows more about ROMANCE! hawaii than me

Blue said...

"Blackberry outage in UK, Mideast, Africa"

where they're all too poor to have good phones

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Sounds grate* except for the guac"

you can get it without of course

then drown it in the hot sauce these type of mexican places make, damn its awesome

Blue said...

avs beat the bruins.

h owes me 3 days

The New Mess said...

I'm ok with a retroactive bet, BLue. Fire away.

Jugdish said...

h owes me 3 days



you should have held out for a bottle of A-1 sauce.

/mize

Blue said...

new derrick rose commercial is dum

Blue said...

it was a joke.

i didn't even know the avs were playing today

Spaceman Spiff said...

"BrianCardinal #arewereallyrelyingonhashtagnegotiations"

hilarity

Keef said...

Still in the transportation industry. Livery instead of taxi.





Did you know you need a license for that?

/LP

Keef said...

Jug
Don't go to Oahu(Honolulu). You mine* as well go to LA

The New Mess said...

"it was a joke."

I know

Keef said...

gully h

Spaceman Spiff said...

tigers 3-2

Blue said...

come back to the Broncos


tebow and hillis in the backfield? Denver fans heads would explode

Blue said...

has it been mentioned here that Brady Quinn lady doctor, is dating that big titted gymnast chick?

Spaceman Spiff said...

holland pulled in the third inning

Spaceman Spiff said...

3-3 because of NELSON!

Keef said...

Didn't realize the Breer's traded Brett Lawrie to get Marcum. Ouch

Keef said...

Crowd didn't like Washington taking Ogando out

Spaceman Spiff said...

andrus almost fucked up

Keef said...

Almost a go home run for Beltre

Keef said...

NELSON! beaned

Spaceman Spiff said...

game over, bases loaded no outs

Keef said...

Wow, choke job

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite squander

reverse jinx success

Keef said...

Spiff must be rooting for Detroit

Keef said...

Yep

Keef said...

Pujols HR

Keef said...

BAses loaded no outs again for Texas

Keef said...

Go home grand slam for NELSON!

Keef said...

Fucking Joe Buck. Announced it like it was a routine fly ball for the third out

Keef said...

Joe Buck said that this was the first ever walk off grand slam in postseason history. Kind of bullshit. Ventura hit one, even though they counted it as a single because he stopped before he got to second

Todd Packer said...

Keith knows his mess history

Keef said...

Coach Mike Stoops has been fired halfway through his eighth season at Arizona.



Boooooooooo

Keef said...

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