Saturday, October 01, 2011

Thanks.


So this came in the mail last night. And yes, that is a picture of a cat checking it out. If you think I'm writing twelve separate thank you cards, you're out of your mind, so consider this your thank you. All joking aside, thanks guys, I was pretty shocked when I read who it was from. And the gift IS pretty grate*.

159 comments:

Keef said...

Slice up that fucking cat

Pass the Lysol said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Keef said...

no, otherwise dudes could just bat the ball back into the endzone on kickoffs


I think it's illegal to bat it with your hands or kick it out of the end zone. But I think you're right about the touch rule

Keef said...

I'm sitting in the VW waiting room right now while my car gets its regular maintenance. It's hilarity just sitting here and listening to the salesmen pitch their schpeel

Keef said...

Kod, you goddamn eracist

Keef said...

It's ok to make a spiff eats cats joke

Keef said...

MILWAUKEE -- Brewers manager Ron Roenicke says he's starting Jerry Hairston Jr. at third base instead of Casey McGehee for Milwaukee's playoff opener against the Arizona Diamondbacks on Saturday.

Keef said...

Gophers are pretty good

Spaceman Spiff said...

pumped to watch j upton live

Keef said...

Yo getting shelled

Keef said...

Terrible job by 3B coach. Terrible

Spaceman Spiff said...

horrible decision by 3rd base coach

Keef said...

How do you send a guy that is out by 20 feet with only 1 out

Keef said...

Jesus, as soon as Upton hit that, I thought it would be first & third

Keef said...

They talk about how grate Braun's arm is, but that was like a 5-hopper

Keef said...

I think the 3B coach is Matt Williams

Keef said...

Wow, The throw was already on the way before the runner got to3rd

Spaceman Spiff said...

hairston move pays off!

Spaceman Spiff said...

kennedy is painting the corner

Spaceman Spiff said...

1-0 breers

Spaceman Spiff said...

thought meiz was at the breers game?

Spaceman Spiff said...

dbacks pitching coach came out to the mound, 'throw prince something to mash right here ian'

prince doesnt swing at the first meatball, ian thinks fuck it, here's another one

gone, 4-0

Keef said...

TOSU sucks

Spaceman Spiff said...

congrats meiz

Spaceman Spiff said...

UFC facebook fights in 30 minutes

Spaceman Spiff said...

fat elvis just took halladay deep, 3-0

crushed it

Keef said...

This osu/msu game is awful

Keef said...

Fucking Howard

Keef said...

Good game, osu

Spaceman Spiff said...

derek hollands stache is hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

matt joyce with a bomb

Spaceman Spiff said...

never thought id see a british submission specialist

Spaceman Spiff said...

time for a rumble KO

Spaceman Spiff said...

called it, head kick KO

wasnt out cold, but ref stopped it, brennaman was so damn scared of rumble it was sad

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite ending to struve/barry fight

tem said...

Ufc is tonight? Goddman thought it was next Saturday.

Spaceman Spiff said...

there is one next saturday too

maynard/edgar
aldo/florian

hope florian goes unconscious then retires

Spaceman Spiff said...

holy shit

sonnen/stann
guillard/lauzon
maia
pettis
mongolian wolf

are all on that card too, suite

Todd Packer said...

no bums were punched

Todd Packer said...

Florida is not so good

Todd Packer said...

or bama is really good

The New Mess said...

Why cant it be both?

Keef said...

So we get 1 game in the morning and 1 in the afternoon here. What the fuck

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

andre johnson goes down, non contact injury, caught the ball turned upfield a few steps and crumbled to the ground, not good, hopefully a hammy not a knee, still down

Spaceman Spiff said...

refs just called a punt returner a defenseless receiver, dude didnt call fair catch, his fault WFT

Spaceman Spiff said...

gotta be shitting me

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking lions

Spaceman Spiff said...

ahahahha ronnie brown WFT was that

gets a carry at the 1 yard line, gets wrapped up and while going down tries to throw the ball

Spaceman Spiff said...

that was amazing

Spaceman Spiff said...

ruled a fumble ahhahaha, vick or mccoy reid it aint that hard

Spaceman Spiff said...

cassel and haley allegedly got into a heated argument on the sideline

#firetoddhaley

Spaceman Spiff said...

ronnie brown GIF

he went full retard

Keef said...

Blockt FG returned for a TD for Houston

Keef said...

Haha, TD called back because some douche blocked the kicker in the back when he was 15 yards behind the play

Spaceman Spiff said...

rams guy doesnt call fair catch again and gets layed out again, another flag, guess the rams are telling him to take it for the team to get those 15 yards

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Texans are calling Andre Johnson's injury hamstring, not knee. Return still questionable"

suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

big ben getting beat up

Keef said...

I'm playing cmk this week in our random league. Didn't wake up today until 10:15 so I didn't set my lineup. Got Romo & Dez on the bench s she's gonna beat me

Keef said...

What the fuck, Redskins are playing Torain now? Goddamn it

Pass the Lysol said...

well, looks like detroit is who I thought they were last week around 3:30 PM or so

Spaceman Spiff said...

and he;s beasting, shanahan strikes again

Spaceman Spiff said...

if hightower was producing he would be getting carries, he went back to being tim '3 yds/carry' hightower though

Pass the Lysol said...

wouldn't ya know, the week I finally bench Ryan and start Fitzpatrick, he falls back to earth

Spaceman Spiff said...

cincy's D is legit, matt ryan sucks dont ever start him

Spaceman Spiff said...

torain looks fresh, too bad he;ll be hurt in a few weeks

Spaceman Spiff said...

wow a horrible pick 6 by romo, absolutely awful pass

Spaceman Spiff said...

john clayton sucks at tweeting, tweets something then tweets a correction

andre was calvin when he got hurt

now inactive is actually active, freaking people out

Spaceman Spiff said...

romo with a another pick!

Spaceman Spiff said...

*another pick 6!

Spaceman Spiff said...

vernon davis! i cant believe it, he scored

Keef said...

Suite

Keef said...

I have Philly in my suicide pool, though

Keef said...

Rex pickt*

Keef said...

Steelers fucking suck. I gotta dump Ben

Spaceman Spiff said...

eagles missed 39 yard FG, still 1 score game

Keef said...

Fucking Eagles kicker

Keef said...

Megatron!

Spaceman Spiff said...

wow

MEGATRON

calls for a jump ball, stafford obliges, snatches it over 2 children

Keef said...

Looked like 3 defenders there

Keef said...

Deirdork loves him some Roethlisberger

Spaceman Spiff said...

on the replay, 3rd defender was a few feet to the side, wasnt involved

Spaceman Spiff said...

word, dierdorf was gushing over incompletions, hate that shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking redskins, cant put a team away

Spaceman Spiff said...

shitty throw by stafford, megatron was wide open

Spaceman Spiff said...

would have been a TD

Keef said...

Wow, roughing the passer negates taint

Keef said...

That's 2 defensive TDs called back

Spaceman Spiff said...

grossman should be benched soon, horrible pick in a crucial situation

Keef said...

Fucking Rex

Keef said...

Houston pick

Keef said...

Cmk has Washington as her suicide pick

Spaceman Spiff said...

cowboys punting from end zone, lion should be able to go ahead on this drive

Spaceman Spiff said...

skins D shows up, wuite

Spaceman Spiff said...

haha, eagles another missed 30 something yarder, only up 3 still

Keef said...

Fuck the philly kicker in his ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

grossman overthrows wide open first down, fucker, punt time

Keef said...

Eagles are up 6

Spaceman Spiff said...

gore is goring the iggles

Spaceman Spiff said...

'eagles are up 6'

my bad

Keef said...

Cam with another huge game

Spaceman Spiff said...

matt forte really wants to get paid, so good this year

Spaceman Spiff said...

cincy about to win at the buzzer

Keef said...

100 yards for CJ finally

Keef said...

Nugent gonna miss

Spaceman Spiff said...

skins gonna win as long as grossman is not allowed to throw

Spaceman Spiff said...

iced him

Keef said...

Fuck Philly. Bunch of fucking homosexual fucks

Keef said...

I typed homo and it autocorrected to homosexual

Spaceman Spiff said...

bengals win

Keef said...

Who dey

Spaceman Spiff said...

forte finishes with 205 on the ground

Spaceman Spiff said...

another romo pick!

Spaceman Spiff said...

maclin caught from behind, stripped, niners ball

Keef said...

Fuck Philly

Keef said...

Fuck Philly

Keef said...

I hope the whole city burns down

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice reset 1st and goal for lions

Spaceman Spiff said...

have vick and forte on my $$$ team, dont even need to check the score

Spaceman Spiff said...

megatron!

Keef said...

Megatron!

Keef said...

well, looks like detroit is who I thought they were last week around 3:30 PM or so



Comeback kids?

Spaceman Spiff said...

1 more yard and eagles will lose

Spaceman Spiff said...

game over

Spaceman Spiff said...

romo sacked after felix drops an easy catch, then another WR drop

Keef said...

I fucking hate Philly more than ever.

Spaceman Spiff said...

eagles and cowboys today

DOUBLE CHOKEJOB DRAGON!

Spaceman Spiff said...

after deepthroating romo after last week, wonder what the media reaction will be like

jaws is sobbing uncontrollably

Keef said...

Coughlin just tried to argue a roughing the passer penalty, saying the QB was out of the pocket. Hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

scherzer no-no dunzo, cano of course

Pass the Lysol said...

Comeback kids?


nah, overrated. They still fell way down to shitty Dallas and Minni; they're a good team, but not a serious threat to GB

Keef said...

Kod is a hater

/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

upton with a tying bomb

Spaceman Spiff said...

ziegler is dumb

Spaceman Spiff said...

he manufactured that run himself

Spaceman Spiff said...

61 yarder to complete the atlanta choke, no good

Spaceman Spiff said...

ziegler got destroyed

Keef said...

Kolb is so awful

Spaceman Spiff said...

damn, cardinals choked, giants and skins both in 1st

Mize said...

"nah, overrated. They still fell way down to shitty Dallas and Minni; they're a good team, but not a serious threat to GB"


They beat the Packers once last season and outplayed them in the loss at Lambeau.

Stand down!

Spaceman Spiff said...

breers have a 5 run lead so meiz wont shit himself over how BB-Rod looks right now

Spaceman Spiff said...

just saw the giants fumble that was ruled not reviewable, wow refs game them the game back

Spaceman Spiff said...

BB-Rod just went K-Rod of course

Spaceman Spiff said...

need boldin to get shut down

Pass the Lysol said...

"They beat the Packers once last season and outplayed them in the loss at Lambeau."


you know it's not last season though, right?

Mize said...

"you know it's not last season though, right?"


Right. The Lions are better than last season, and the Packers are the defending Champs. They're playing 16 Super Bowls this year.

Spaceman Spiff said...

sanchez sucks

Todd Packer said...

"sanchez sucks"

i'd take Grossman over Sanchez (ns)

Mize said...

I wish the goddamn Cardinals could do something about the Phillies. Fuckers.

Spaceman Spiff said...

ahahahha, larussa pinch hit for carpenter in the 4th inning, 2nd and 3rd 1 out and punto struck out

Spaceman Spiff said...

defensive TDs everywhere

Mize said...

LaRussa is terrible

The New Mess said...

We discussed how stupid it is that espn counts points scored on an interception return towards the defense???

Spaceman Spiff said...

freak is the keeper commish so thats that

Spaceman Spiff said...

it may be espns fault, but its freaks fault

Mize said...

Tony LaRussa is so douchetastic. I fucking hate that guy.

Spaceman Spiff said...

ravens/jets game is so sloppy

Keef said...

We discussed how stupid it is that espn counts points scored on an interception return towards the defense???




Doesn't matter, you'd still lose

#insufferevble

Mize said...

I totally just went cornball on the Breer's official Fb page.

Keef said...

Fuck Philly

Top Of The Page Material:

"Idiots with nothing better to do"





"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino