Monday, October 24, 2011

tem post tuesday

Let's start with some UFC picks. Guaranteed to be wrong or your money back. Career Record 3-159. Go to the "**************" if you don't want to read UFC stuff.

B.J. Penn vs. Nick Diaz
I can't count the times I have picked a Penn fight wrong. I don't really like Penn. He seems like a cool guy who is really good, but doesn't try. I guess that is too much like me. So much wasted potential...I could have been a star I tell you. I don't know at what, but I could have been a contender. Anyway, Diaz will roll Penn.

Cheick Kongo vs. Matt Mitrione
Kongo is one scary looking MFer. I mean that in a good way. Mitrione is one goofy looking fucker. If you just looked at pictures of these guys there is no way you would pick Mitrione to win. None. I think he does though. He will take Cheick down a lot and sit on him for 3 rounds. Boring decision win. Hopefully I am wrong and Kongo will Kongo punch Mitrione, but I don't see a Kongo punch or kick landing too solidly.

Hatsu Hioki vs. George Roop
Asian name versus Dork name. George Roop does not sound like someone who can beat anyone up. But he can. And he will. This fight would also be a good math contest. Asian name versus Dork name. If it were a math contest Hioki would win.

Mirko Filipovic vs. Roy Nelson
Cro Cop is old. Roy Nelson looks and fights exactly like someone named Roy Nelson should. Nelson will win this by KO. Then he will rub his fat belly and demand some Burger King. Cro Cop doesn't have the chin to win this. Nelson has an incredible chin. (I feel bad for Nelson...I basically just doomed him to a KO loss by picking him to win)

Jeff Curran vs. Scott Jorgensen
Jorgensen has some sort of funny skin disease thing going on. But he is a decent enough fighter. Curran is a decent fighter too. Neither of these guys will be UFC champs anytime soon / ever. But in any case this should be a fun fight. I'll go with Jorgensen to win.

Dennis Siver vs. Donald Cerrone
Cerrone is a fighting cowboy. That sounds like some sort of thing Beth would like. In anycase his fights are usually high paced and fun. Siver is the opposite. He looks a lot older than he is too. He also looks like Rory the country singer. Anyone Cerrone should win this. He is too athletic for Siver.

Bart Palaszewski vs. Tyson Griffin
Classic case of a UFC guy who just lost like 4 of his last 5 needing a win so the UFC puts him up against someone he should roll. Griffin needs the win, Palaszewski should get rolled. Hopefully he gets rolled bad enough that the UFC makes him get rid of either the 's' or the 'z' in his name. You don't need both back to back.

Brandon Vera vs. Eliot Marshall
This is similar to the Griffin fight. Vera is a UFC vet who lost like 3 of his last 4 and needs a win. Marshall looks scary, so maybe he is good and the UFC wants Vera out, but I think Vera will roll Marshall.

Daniel Downes vs. Ramsey Nijem
Francis Carmont vs. Chris Camozzi
Dustin Jacoby vs. Clifford Starks

I don't know these guys too well. I saw Camozzi once I think. Anyway I'll go with Downes, Carmont and Starks. Clifford is a funny name for a fighter.

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OK so this is the section most people skipped to. Or they just stopped reading or they never even started reading. I bet more people don't read these posts than do. It is cool that Tosh and SG read this shit though. Actually they probably have an intern who combs the intrawebs for funny shit to steal. It is nice to be stolen from, it means you have nice things. Theft is a compliment.

So this past weekend we moved fmtem into the condo. It went pretty well. Not too much fighting. Actually only once when she was telling me I was going to trip over the cord on the 19" TV I was carrying. Never tell anyone about the cords when they are carrying TVs. I know there was a cord, I wasn't going to trip. I know what I am doing.

I hate trucks that have that sticker about not seeing me if I can't see their mirrors. There are plenty of spaces that I can't see their mirrors but they can see me. Bastards.

74 comments:

Jugdish said...

big morning

Blue said...

if you trip and break a 19" TV, you just get to buy a bigger and better one, right?

Blue said...

fun excitement

Blue said...

TEEE BOWWWW

Blue said...

fucking cardinals

Blue said...

i really hate the cardinals, but was rooting for them to be a hater against the breers

Blue said...

i tried to stir the pot, and nobody had cared to take the bait.

fuckers

well, except kod

Blue said...

sounds like Stafford might not play this weekend.

advantage Tebow

Blue said...

so tony larussa was drunk in the dugout last night and slurring his words?

is that why they couldn't understand when he said motte

Blue said...

at least he didn't fall asleep in the dugout

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Anyway, Diaz will roll Penn."

suite, i want penn to win

Spaceman Spiff said...

too bad lindsay isnt in her prime right now for the playboy spread, but fuck it

Blue said...

yeah, they'll airbrush the shit out of her to make her look like she did in her prime.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The names of the jurors who determined Casey Anthony's fate when they found her not guilty of first-degree murder this past summer were revealed this morning."

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Investigators from three North Texas police departments are searching for a serial rapist who has attacked four alumnae of the same sorority.
The man being sought by police is black and in his late 30s to mid-40s. He stands between 5 feet 7 inches tall and 6 feet tall and weighs between 250 and 300 pounds"

jeebus

Spaceman Spiff said...

""We're doing a Whitey Bulger movie," Damon says"

suite, damon playing whitey

City of Douchebags said...

wava gonna join the big 12

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue

Blue said...

I think Damon is directing that, isn't he?

Blue said...

and wasn't "the departed" a whitey bulger movie?

City of Douchebags said...

LP ♥s whitey bulges

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I think Damon is directing that, isn't he?"

affleck

Spaceman Spiff said...

"On Saturday, Denver Nuggets player Al Harrington took the Bugsy Challenge at Burger Joint at Flamingo Las Vegas. The Bugsy Challenge consists of a burger with six one-third-pound burger patties, six types of cheese, chorizo, sautéed mushrooms, black and tan onion rings, three strips of applewood smoked bacon, three strips of cayenne peppered bacon and a fried egg, all oozing with Burger Joint’s special pink peppercorn aioli. The burger is accompanied by a cast iron skillet packed with two whole potatoes cut in wedges and deep fried, then smothered in cheddar cheese sauce, three-cheese blend, crumbled bacon, sliced green onions and topped with two strips of cayenne peppered bacon. The full Bugsy Challenge weighs in at 4.5 pounds. Harrington was given 45 minutes to complete the challenge and unfortunately did not succeed."

lockout baby!

Mize said...

"advantage Tebow"


Shaun Hill >>>>> Tesus

City of Champions™ said...

" if I ever get up there without the wife & kids I'll try and meet up for a beer"

AHIIK

and

0%

City of Champions™ said...

"if I wanted to see a naked meth addict, i'd go down near the homeless shelter"

Don't even front like you aren't gonna check it out

City of Champions™ said...

"I'd still give Lindsay the business."

Ditto

City of Champions™ said...

"Ditto"

No!
/GfH

City of Champions™ said...

"not if she wanted you to follow her to another bar"

Hilarity

City of Champions™ said...

"and wasn't "the departed" a whitey bulger movie?"

Not exactly. Remake of a Chinese movie called Infernal Affairs, but Jack Nicholson's character was inspired by Bulger.

City of Champions™ said...

Went to court this morning for a traffic ticket. Waited for an hour and a half to go into a hearing that lasted 30 seconds. Ticket was dismissed though, so I guess it was worth it.

City of Champions™ said...

Man, this place sucks today.

Todd Packer said...

Beth, standard Florida/Georgia bet?

City of Champions™ said...

So does your face!

/Freak (RIP)

City of Champions™ said...

So does Boston and NY!

/Keith

City of Champions™ said...

So does the new CFO!

/Blue

City of Champions™ said...

So do razors!

/TP

Todd Packer said...

"0%"

59 1/2%

Todd Packer said...

"So do razors!"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

City of Douchebags said...

""I'd still give Lindsay the business."

Ditto"



She's disgusting

Blue said...

i'm growing the neckbeard right now.

really i've just been to lazy to shave

City of Champions™ said...

"She's disgusting"

So is your face!

Blue said...

"She's disgusting"

no doubt.

I was on the "i'd still fuck her" bandwagon up until about a month ago when her teeth started falling out and shit

City of Champions™ said...

Her teeth are falling out? I haven't seen a recent picture. Still think it'd be a good story to tell. "Hey I fucked Lohan last night"

Blue said...

yeah, she had to have dental surgery because her two front teeth were falling out.

If you look at recent pictures, her teeth are brown, and she's got bruises and shit all over her.

City of Douchebags said...

She's fucking disgusting

City of Douchebags said...

I bet she smells so bad

City of Champions™ said...

"If you look at recent pictures, her teeth are brown, and she's got bruises and shit all over her."

I retract my previous statement

Mize said...

Shiti Field is getting shorter fences this season. LP?

City of Douchebags said...

I retract my previous statement




Apology accepted

Jugdish said...

Report: No NFL teams show up at T.O.'s workout




funny

City of Champions™ said...

T.O. is washed up. Why would he expect any team would sign him?

Jugdish said...

NFL: Patriots interested in T.O.?

City of Douchebags said...

ha

City of Douchebags said...

"T.O. is washed up. Why would he expect any team would sign him?"


You know who TO is, right?

Jugdish said...

O:FB continues

City of Champions™ said...

"O:FB continues"

No big deal really. They were most likely gonna dump him and eat most of his salary anyways.

City of Champions™ said...

"You know who TO is, right?"

He's that black guy, right?

City of Douchebags said...

He's a black guy

tem said...

so WVU will go to the Big 12 after the Big East raised its exit fee? awesome.

City of Douchebags said...

higher edumacation

City of Douchebags said...

imagine there's no heaven
it's easy if you try

City of Champions™ said...

No hell below us..

tem said...

says you

Mize said...

Welp. I lost 3 friends today. Charged with felony battery & witness intimidation.

Sorry guys, I don't hang around felons.

City of Douchebags said...

good thing you got out of the klanhaus

Mize said...

Not the klanhaus. Just some dudes that can't grow the fuck up.

Mize said...

I think I'm gonna job applicate at Frabill pretty soon.

City of Douchebags said...

what's frabill

City of Douchebags said...

jeez, csil tagged me a lot today

City of Douchebags said...

I'm offering Fitzgerald & Chris Johnson for Welker in my $ league

Mize said...

"what's frabill"


A fishing/ice fishing equipment company. Their HQ is right up the Hwy from Sysco. I had no idea. Just about all of my ice fishing stuff is Frabill

City of Douchebags said...

suite

Mize said...

Man, I need to get Battlefield 3

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