Wednesday, October 26, 2011

REO Speedwagon

I had resigned myself to the Andrew luck sweepstakes about 3/4ths of the way through the tebow miracle victory. I seriously was thinking " as long as the colts lose a game the broncos have a shot.". Then Tebow created the greatest comeback in NFL history. Oh well

I often find myself thinking I should have gone into sports talk radio for a living. I'm smarter than half the douchebags doing it now.

Hot receptionist has wore tight tight tight pants the last two days, she's got a great ass.

Tem gets married next week right?

H starts his new job next week?

Has jug set a date yet? Or are they taking it slow?

I haven't decided if this Facebook thing is catching on yet.

A buddy of mine just made partner at his firm, small local firm that does a lot of corporate law. His wife was bragging it up like crazy until he told her he had to come up with the money to buy his shares in the firm. They're maxed out debt wise so he might not get to be a partner if he can't come up with like 50k. Kind of funny I guess.

Fuck lawyers. /meiz

Yes. / Beth

Dude cheats on his wife a bunch, she looks like Ricki Lake so i kind of don't blame him.

Yes. /Beth

I like tacos

157 comments:

Beth said...

"Beth, standard Florida/Georgia bet?"

Definitely TP, this year UGA fans actually are feeling pretty good about the game.

(Which makes it even more likely UGA will lose of course.)

Beth said...

And 50k for a law firm partnership buy-in? Doesn't exactly sound like a big firm there, that's pretty cheap from what I understand.

In other words, I wouldn't screw the guy (he'd only get a bj...)

Jugdish said...

Has jug set a date yet? Or are they taking it slow?

6/23/12

Blue said...

"And 50k for a law firm partnership buy-in? Doesn't exactly sound like a big firm there, that's pretty cheap from what I understand."

yeah, that seemed really low to me. Either not a valuable firm or he's not getting very many shares.

Blue said...

but his wife made a good point, you always hear about guys "making partner" and yet they never talk about how much money they have to put in.

Beth said...

And these days "making partner" apparently doesn't mean what it used to. There are now all kinds of levels of partnership, including "non-equity" ones. Half the time it's as much title as anything else.

El Padrino said...

life partners are gay

tem said...

lawyer who cheats on his wife and is neck deep in debt.

i don't like him.

El Padrino said...

typical scumbag lawyer

tem said...

AJA if it is a partner level that actually pays money from the partnership he can probably borrow most of the money for the buy in from a local bank and secure the loan with his partnerhship interest.

although the partnership documents may actually forbid him from doing that. they generally don't like banks being able to get in their pants. they only let beth do that.

tem said...

basically:

lawyer = swinging strike

cheats on wife = caught looking at strikes 1 through 3. i really hate this.

neck deep in debt = foul ball strike. counts as a strike, but won't get you out if you already had 2 strikes.

Beth said...

"they generally don't like banks being able to get in their pants. they only let beth do that"

Well both result in them getting screwed, but only mine is in a positive way.

tem said...

i actually like this game. you can paly it with chicks:

big nose = 2 swinging strikes

tiny rack = foul ball

busted face = swinging strike

huge ass = swinging strike

annoying voice and/or laugh = strike looking

vegan = two strikes looking

high maintenance = strike looking

tem said...

probably need more foul balls in there

tem said...

system was too rough. too many girs would be out.

El Padrino said...

huge ass = swinging strike

double

tiny rack = foul ball

ball

annoying voice and/or laugh = strike looking

Beltran

Blue said...

he did go to law school in NY so he's probably a total douche

El Padrino said...

columbia law school?

El Padrino said...

i dont hang out with lawyers

Blue said...

I think he went to NYU law, but i'm not sure. I don't think it was NYU and I know it wasn't columbia..

El Padrino said...

"Maybe I slurred it"

tony is on the sauce again

Jugdish said...

i dont hang out with lawyers



we don't hang out with Lp

/lawyers

Beth said...

"i actually like this game. you can paly it with chicks"

I'd probably have a total of 1 strike out of all that, so I'm ok with it.

Mize said...

"huge ass = swinging strike

double"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


LP, we're dealing with guys that don't like a fat booty. That's what bottled my mind in Austin.

tem said...

you guys aren't understanding huge ass.

huge ass isn't like Kim K. Huges ass is like the mom on Gilbert Grape.

Jugdish said...

LP, we're dealing with guys that don't like a fat booty. That's what bottled my mind in Austin.



I don't think anyone said that...the best asses in twin peaks were the bigger ones. blond chick in dallas jersey and chick in saints jersey

Mize said...

Then what you mean is "fat slob"

Jugdish said...

HEY!

/rev

Jugdish said...

s

tem said...

there is:

no ass

tiny ass

small ass

medium ass

large ass

big ass

huge ass

El Padrino said...

Then what you mean is "fat slob"

^this

El Padrino said...

"I'd probably have a total of 1 strike out of all that, so I'm ok with it."


man

ejected

/zeke

Jugdish said...

ha

Beth said...

"man

ejected

/zeke"


RIP zeke, I actually miss the asshole.

Mize said...

I never miss the asshole

/bfbeth

Beth said...

I never miss the asshole

/deluxe

Mize said...

Bitter

Beth said...

Nah, it was an obvious joke, I had to put it out there.

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

tem said...

fat slob describes the entire body, not just an ass.

tem said...

a fat slob has a huge ass.

tem said...

they also have a front ass and maybe two side asses.

City of Champions™ said...

"chick in saints jersey"

City of Champions™ said...

"chick in saints jersey"

^^^^^^^^^

is what I meant to say.

El Padrino said...

"fat slob describes the entire body, not just an ass."

so what's a huge ass?

you mention you arent talking like a kim k ass which is the main example to use

Spaceman Spiff said...

"so what's a huge ass?"

tem said...

you guys aren't understanding huge ass.

huge ass isn't like Kim K. Huges ass is like the mom on Gilbert Grape.

October 26, 2011 10:39 AM

El Padrino said...

"huge ass isn't like Kim K. Huges ass is like the mom on Gilbert Grape."


right she's a fat slob which is our point

City of Douchebags said...

Some guys prefer the front ass. I'm a back pussy guy myself

/mize

City of Douchebags said...

Kirk Cousins sang Friday on DP this morning. Homo

Beth said...

"Some guys prefer the front ass. I'm a back pussy guy myself

/mize"



Bitter

/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Warner Brothers will attach a 6-minute clip of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ in front of all IMAX versions of ‘Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol’"

City of Champions™ said...

Spiff, start trying to ninja that clip

Jugdish said...

Nah, it was an obvious joke, I had to put it out there.


^^^

i almost made the same yoke*

Blue said...

if i stay here with you girl....


things just couldn't be the same....

cuz i'm as free as a bird now...

and this bird you cannot change...

Blue said...

""Warner Brothers will attach a 6-minute clip of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ in front of all IMAX versions of ‘Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol’""

so the first 6 minutes will be better than the ensuing 120 minutes of crap

Blue said...

it's like the reverse Tebow

Todd Packer said...

"hilarity"

that's benji bronk from the stern show... funny stuff

Mize said...

"fat slob describes the entire body, not just an ass."


How can one not be a fatass and have a giant gross ass?

NS

Mize said...

tem: She was hot but her ass is too huge.


Meiz: ::flank steak::

tem said...

"right she's a fat slob which is our point"


H said it best

tem said...

"How can one not be a fatass and have a giant gross ass?"


i'll try to think of a celeb.

i know a couple girls around cbus who have ridiculously huge asses, but the rest of them is OK.

Mize said...

Saints Jersey chick did not have a fat ass

Jugdish said...

she had a bigger ass than most waitresses there...and it was nice. probably still is

El Padrino said...

unhealthy cereals

El Padrino said...

i know a couple girls around cbus who have ridiculously huge asses, but the rest of them is OK.

nice

Mize said...

"she had a bigger ass than most waitresses there...and it was nice. probably still is"


That's because they didn't have asses

City of Champions™ said...

"H said it best"

Refresh my memory.

Mize said...

EP, I need you to come to Summit 3.0 to witness the blasphemy.

Jugdish said...

That's because they didn't have asses



mize lives in WI, so his view is obviously going to be skewed.

El Padrino said...

0%

s

tem said...

"Refresh my memory."


literally too stupid to make fun of

El Padrino said...

suite black keyes song/video

City of Champions™ said...

"literally too stupid to make fun of"

Considering I didn't say the quote that you quoted, who's the stupid one?

El Padrino said...

FIGHT!

El Padrino said...

matt moore must be pumped heading back into the meadowlands to face giants this sunday

Spaceman Spiff said...

H is confused

Spaceman Spiff said...

he mad

tem said...

isn't H the one that said El Pad was literaly too stupid to make fun of?

tem said...

perhaps i am misremembering.

City of Champions™ said...

oh now I get it. You were saying I said it best referring to when I called EP stupid. HA! Irony

Mize said...

H is cornfuzed

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea i think he said that, but i think he thinks you think you quoted him right here
""right she's a fat slob which is our point"


H said it best

October 26, 2011 1:27 PM"

City of Champions™ said...

I'm a little cloudy today. Took some pain meds. Doing my Brett Farverererer* impression

tem said...

you are retiring?

tem said...

but you just started your new job!

City of Champions™ said...

Haven't started yet. I start the new one a week from today.

tem said...

did you all know that the wizard in wizard of id is based off of my hike school physics/chemistry teacher?

Blue said...

i don't even know what a wizard of id is

tem said...

and that is why you did not get the CFO job

Blue said...

that comic was awful

Blue said...

so your physics teacher was short, i take it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Game 6 has been postponed until tomorrow night. Game 7 would be Friday night "

tem said...

yes he was short

he was rich too. invented all sorts of chemical stuff.

tem said...

boo rain

Spaceman Spiff said...

holy shit

El Padrino said...

Suh is gonna paralyze tebow

Blue said...

suh is weak

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Suh is gonna paralyze tebow"

standard bet?

El Padrino said...

kfc fry cook answering q's

El Padrino said...

he mad


hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

a comment from that KFC thread

"The cake isn't fried, but it's delicious. I prefer the chocolate one. I cut out about a fourth of it and place it into a microwavable bowl. I microwave it for about a minute until it's all melted. Then I pour cold milk into the bowl and eat it like some sort of ridiculously sweet cereal. I may have diabetes now though.."

WFT, sounds groce*

City of Douchebags said...

LP, we're dealing with guys that don't like a fat booty. That's what bottled my mind in Austin.




You're retarded. I like big asses as much as anyone here. But a nice ass is a nice ass.

El Padrino said...

gross soggy cake

El Padrino said...

piece

Blue said...

Juan Nicasio, the rockies pitcher who broke his neck in a game this summer, has started throwing off a mound again.

it's like a miracle story...all he needs is Tebow to touch him

Mize said...

I fucking hate replacing windshield wipers

City of Douchebags said...

"Game 6 has been postponed until tomorrow night. Game 7 would be Friday night "



Sucks. Carpenter prolly gonna start game 7 (AHIK*) now

City of Douchebags said...

Today sucked giant ballsack

Spaceman Spiff said...

black chick

Todd Packer said...

"Today sucked giant ballsack"

^^^^^^^^^^^

found out today we came in 3rd on a huge project I thought I had locked up.... would have made 2012 a suite year. now i may never get those voting rights

Todd Packer said...

"holy shit"

wft is that shit?

City of Douchebags said...

found out today we came in 3rd on a huge project I thought I had locked up


Sucks

Todd Packer said...

yeah, we were making preliminary plans on hiring more people... don't have to worry about that now

City of Douchebags said...

Feeling like turd. Called in sick tonight

City of Douchebags said...

yeah, we were making preliminary plans on hiring more people... don't have to worry about that now



Nice. Kinda

Todd Packer said...

this Pitt game is hard to watch... espn should really not allow holtz in the booth

Mize said...

I ♥ Facebook

City of Douchebags said...

I've nerve heard of being able to use sick time towards OT

Mize said...

"I've nerve heard of being able to use sick time towards OT"


Never ever ever

City of Douchebags said...

I'm also going up north to a lake this weekend

City of Douchebags said...

Moms & stepdad rented a house for the weekend. Gonna go up with the fam on Saturday afternoon and come back on Sunday

City of Douchebags said...

I'm a little cloudy today. Took some pain meds.




H is probably bummed noone axed him what was wrong

Mize said...

Hehehe

City of Douchebags said...

FIFA?

City of Douchebags said...

I haven't played that shit since the last time we played

Mize said...

I got 7/9 on the latest Facebook Sporcle

Mize said...

FIFA

City of Douchebags said...

One sec. My wireless is messed

City of Douchebags said...

Great, now it's updating XBL

Mize said...

"I haven't played that shit since the last time we played"


Same here

City of Douchebags said...

The latest Facebook Sporcle has like 30 answers

Mize said...

WFT?

I swear it was just a Kokomo one

City of Douchebags said...

Have you done the right said Fred one?

City of Douchebags said...

This XBL update is slow as fuck

City of Douchebags said...

Now it lost connection

City of Douchebags said...

Ok reconnected. Looks like it's going faster now

City of Douchebags said...

Ok done

City of Douchebags said...

Or not. The Xbox restarted and it's downloading now

City of Douchebags said...

FML

City of Douchebags said...

FIFA was a good idear

Mize said...

I took a dump and started packing my bag

City of Douchebags said...

Simultaneously?

Mize said...

It was awkward, but I worked it out

City of Douchebags said...

this makes me laugh

cmk would have kilt herself

City of Douchebags said...

Jesus, my Internet is fucked tonight. Stupid storm

Mize said...

another reason why formal weddings are dumb

City of Douchebags said...

Just don't have a wedding outside in az during monsoon season

City of Douchebags said...

Too late for FIFA?

Mize said...

Too late for me now

City of Douchebags said...

Alright

Mize said...

Sunday Night FIFA?

Mize said...

What we really need to do is get Tem off the COD wagon, and get you and I to blow some money on Battlefield 3. One of my buddies has me amped to get on that train.

Todd Packer said...

Keith and mize have a nice little FIFAmance going

El Padrino said...

grass fairies

El Padrino said...

this Pitt game is hard to watch... espn should really not allow holtz in the booth

::nodding head in agreement::

El Padrino said...

i cant post

Jugdish said...

go

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