Wednesday, October 05, 2011

ramblings

There's a new iphone coming out...wake me up when they release one that's 4G capable

This chick who got released after murdering her roommate in Italy seems sketchy...good thing she had italian johnny cochran on her side

The eagles are just plain awful

The broncos are worst*

Who'd have guessed that AJ Burnett would be the yankees ace in the postseason. Now it's time to shaving cream pie him in the face

Who'd have guessed that the NBA labor negotiations would fall apart? Maybe all the guys signing contracts to play overseas was a hint.

mize has already searched the internet for 17 hours looking for the tupac sextape

it finally happened, lindsay lohan became to crackwhore for me

the rangers won proving that karma isn't a bitch unless you live in Boston

Arrested development is coming back with 13 more episodes....American pie is making another movie. Good to see that hollywood has ran out of so many ideas that they're recycling after less than 10 years...what's next, Beavis and Butthead return to MTV?

Kim Kardashian bought a new ferrari. considering her husband is too tall to sit in one, that's a wise choice. I'm guessing it ends up looking something like this

ski season is almost upon us here in the land of milk and honey, jug should go to Steamboat this year.

went to this last weekend. I try and go every year, and every year i'm disappointed because you stand in line usually for shitty beer an ounce at a time...but it's tradition. It's kind of a big deal

Last but not least, I got a prelim "OK" on summit 3.0 if it's in Nashville. cue the "it's october bro" from EP.

123 comments:

tem said...

What if the summit is in arkansas?

Beth said...

Then everyone needs to practice their pig calls.

(If that doesn't make sense, just watch an Arkansas football game. I'm sure TP gets it.)

El Padrino said...

nashville sucks

El Padrino said...

can we stick to real cities please

El Padrino said...

all i need is marvin gardens and i'll be 100K richer

El Padrino said...

shaq boat* a ferrari

El Padrino said...

favre is an asshole

“He just kind of fell into a good situation. On top of that, he's a good player. I don't think there's any pressure on him now, the talent around him is even better than when I was there.

” -- Brett Favre on Aaron Rodgers' path to NFL succes

El Padrino said...

if aitch pronounced doug FISTER wouldnt it sound like FIST HER

El Padrino said...

HEY FISTAH

YOU SUCK

El Padrino said...

im alone with the boy today until the lil monster gets out of school later

Beth said...

"This time, Favre — who turns 42 on Oct. 10 — really appears to be permanently retired. He said he’s enjoying life away from football and spending time with his daughters and grandson, and doesn’t miss the mental and physical grind of getting ready for games."

A grandson at 41? Yikes.

tem said...

"nashville sucks"
"can we stick to real cities please"


take offense if you want, but i don't think someone who has never gone to a summit and probably never will should have input as to its location.

Beth said...

"i don't think someone who has never gone to a summit and probably never will should have input as to its location."

Yeah, notice I've always been silent when y'all have discussed possible summit locations.

El Padrino said...

"take offense if you want, but i don't think someone who has never gone to a summit and probably never will should have input as to its location."

im not giving input nor do i expect anyone to listen to input if i was giving it for the reasons you mentioned

i was merely stating facts

nashville sucks

El Padrino said...

Hightower says Redskins will be in Super Bowl


whoa

El Padrino said...

"women overwhelmingly favoured a decidedly average guy – aged 30 to 45, 5ft 10in, dark haired, a good cook, in full-time employment but with a creative side – possibly a part-time musician or artist."

so im the dreamy guy i always thought i was

suite

El Padrino said...

tem how is EA's nose in this clip right here?

fucking fag

Jugdish said...

jug should go to Steamboat this year.



actually next jan, 4th - 12th

Jugdish said...

i was merely stating facts

nashville sucks




how many times have you been there?


and

what difference does it make if we are hanging out, making fun of each other, drinking, and watching sports all day?

tem said...

never been to nashville. i've heard good things.

i've been to NYC. it sucked.


el pad just lashes out at other cities because deep down he knows that NYC is horrible.

tem said...

EAs nose is broke.

i'm merely stating facts.

El Padrino said...

what difference does it make if we are hanging out, making fun of each other, drinking, and watching sports all day?

country music sucks

El Padrino said...

el pad just lashes out at other cities because deep down he knows that NYC is horrible.

just being honest

tem said...

obligatory your face sucks comment.

Mize said...

I have friends that regularly vacation in Nashville. They have nothing but good things to say about it.

El Padrino said...

"how many times have you been there?"

none but drove through ten and it was like i was in the 1900's but instead of colonial looking attire no one had a shirt on and everyone wore jorts

kingsport and johnson city specifically

El Padrino said...

jus sayin you have chicago then austin two great cities then you pick nashville

nashville isnt on that level
unless vandy is in town that week if they are home then there is a shot it'll be decent

Jugdish said...

country music sucks




a lot of country music in austin too

El Padrino said...

and saying nyc sucks is the most hilarious statement ever

unless something happens to you here or you just hate grime it's a treasure cove

El Padrino said...

a lot of country music in austin too

offset by texas tail

tem said...

"and saying nyc sucks is the most hilarious statement ever"

it is less hilarious than saying nashville sucks if you've never been there.

at least i've been to NYC when i say it sucks.

El Padrino said...

idgaf just better options in my opinion

like tem said i shall have no say in location until i show up

tem said...

i do hate grime.

Jugdish said...

offset by texas tail



you can find girls like that everywhere


/mize

Jugdish said...

offset by texas tail



and i would imagine there is good tail in nashville

El Padrino said...

it is less hilarious than saying nashville sucks if you've never been there.

aja why aint we doing like a visit to each owns city, most of us live in cool spots

cept tem and kod but at least kod as proximity to stpaul minny metro area

unless temhio is in play then tem's locale would be good

excluding aitch for obvious reasons

tem said...

has el pad ever been to austin or chicago?

tem said...

"aja why aint we doing like a visit to each owns city, most of us live in cool spots"

because then you'd want us to come to NYC and nobody likes NYC and nobody wants to go to NYC.

Jugdish said...

has el pad ever been to austin or chicago?



he went to a bears game a couple of years ago

Jugdish said...

that is where he finally had great pizza

El Padrino said...

blue in denver

spiff/T - so cal

me - goat, s

keef - pheonix

jug - htown but austin was like a home game so your out

meiz - madison or milwaukee area i guess can be ok chitown was like a home game too ya know

tp - tampa lots of options within driving distance

even beff with hotlanta is aight enough

El Padrino said...

that is where he finally had great pizza

dont even

El Padrino said...

"because then you'd want us to come to NYC and nobody likes NYC and nobody wants to go to NYC."

i can be last on the list i dont care or close to nyc, as far as DC i'd say would count

tem said...

i'd rather go to maine than DC.

El Padrino said...

and you and keef only two that dont like nyc, if this opnion is even close to being true

jug, spiff, tp, aitch all love/like nyc

tem said...

and i don't even know if maine has beer.

Jugdish said...

dont even



you know its true

El Padrino said...

inner harbor b more, on the other side of the 1-95 is a good time if not DC

but dc is cool enough

El Padrino said...

"you know its true"

chicago has great quiche no doubt

Blue said...

I just figured we were picking places that were centrally located so nobody had to fly clear across the country

Blue said...

maybe Kansas City

El Padrino said...

maybe Kansas City

no
/cmblue

Blue said...

"kingsport and johnson city specifically"

so the hillbilly towns...got it, we won't go there

El Padrino said...

yeah awful

nashville is just a classed up hillbilly town though cmon it's SEC country

Blue said...

i've been to nashville, my brother lives just outside of there. It's an OK time, had a good time for his bachelor party there.

El Padrino said...

souf still has beef with nurth

El Padrino said...

it's 2011 bro

Jugdish said...

souf still has beef with nurth



false...if aitch didn't get hassled by the locals in austin with his accent, then I think we are safe.

it was funny when the twin peaks waitress asked him if he was from new york.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dancing with the stars should be like this over here

hot bitch got butt nekkid

Spaceman Spiff said...

"In latest letter to players, Hunter/Fisher say 50/50 split of revenue "is simply not a fair split""

sometimes life isnt fair and you have to go 50/50 on billions

Spaceman Spiff said...

ive watched that video at least 10 times

Keef said...

I just figured we were picking places that were centrally located so nobody had to fly clear across the country



Nashville is clear across the country

El Padrino said...

ive watched that video at least 10 times

twas awesome

Blue said...

that chick was in Argentina playboy or something.


she's smokin hot

The New Mess said...

"dancing with the stars should be like this over here"

Americans are prudes when it comes to nudity. You know this.

Keef said...

hilarity

Keef said...

yeah spiff, you don't think they'd really let people dance like that on network tv here, do you????

s

The New Mess said...

I haven't watched the video, but I am sure Keith's comment is making fun of me somehow

El Padrino said...

scampi or fried?

tem said...

i doubt that would be shown on network tv here.

Blue said...

i would watch it

Blue said...

actually, i did watch it

El Padrino said...

just had a cup of noodles for the first time in like 10 years

Blue said...

naked people on the front page today

Blue said...

steven jackson looks like a beast

Jugdish said...

your face looks like a beast

tem said...

why are you looking at naked dudes?

Mize said...

It was LP's idea

Keef said...

I haven't watched the video, but I am sure Keith's comment is making fun of me somehow




I don't think spiff really thought it would get on TV here

The New Mess said...

"I don't think spiff really thought it would get on TV here"

Nor did I think that he thought that.

Keef said...

Nor did I think that he thought that.



So when you told him Americans were prudes, you were just showing that you knew?

The New Mess said...

I was merely stating a fact.

Spaceman Spiff said...

H will love the vid , he's 1/256 argentinian

Jugdish said...

mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Former Red Sox manager Terry Francona will replace broadcaster Tim McCarver in the booth for ALCS games 1 and 2, Fox Sports announced"

suite

"McCarver is undergoing a minor heart procedure and will be able to return for Game 3"

or maybe he wont be able to return, nomsayin doctor

The New Mess said...

This place died

Keef said...

This place didn't really die. You know this.

The New Mess said...

I should have murdered you when i had the chance.

Keef said...

hindsight is a motherfucker

Keef said...

"The dream team ... that word is dead now," Vick said. "Can't talk dream team anymore. Maybe it put pressure on some players, maybe it didn't, but I think just the fact that it was lingering around and people were talking about it creates a sense of pressure.


Moron

Jugdish said...

"The dream team ... that word is dead now," Vick said. "Can't talk dream team anymore. Maybe it put pressure on some players, maybe it didn't, but I think just the fact that it was lingering around and people were talking about it creates a sense of pressure.


^^^^^^^^

/Lebron

Jugdish said...

"The dream team ... that word is dead now," Vick said. "Can't talk dream team anymore. Maybe it put pressure on some players, maybe it didn't, but I think just the fact that it was lingering around and people were talking about it creates a sense of pressure.



^^^^^
Mize's horseshoes team

Keef said...

I like that mize boat* his own set of zorseshoes

Blue said...

he's like the guy with his own pool cue, or bowling shoes

Keef said...

"he's like the guy with his own pool cue, or bowling shoes"

Or the bowling wrist thing

Blue said...

meiz totally had a wrist guard

The New Mess said...

What's wrong with owning your own pool cue?

Keef said...

ha

Mize said...

"Then everyone needs to practice their pig calls.

(If that doesn't make sense, just watch an Arkansas football game. I'm sure TP gets it.)"


Just noticed this.

Beth thinks we don't know about Woo Pig Sooie.


That's adorable.

Mize said...

"^^^^^
Mize's horseshoes team"


No way, we took 2nd in our 1st year.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Apple says Steve Jobs has died"

that was quick

Mize said...

"meiz totally had a wrist guard"


I had/have a wrist band it keeps tension in the ligaments so I didn't have to deal with excruciating pain.

Mize said...

"I like that mize boat* his own set of zorseshoes"


My ringer rate tripled immediately.

NS

Keef said...

Just noticed this.

Beth thinks we don't know about Woo Pig Sooie.


That's adorable.




Wait, a razorback is a pig?

S

Keef said...

Apple says Steve Jobs has died"

that was quick




Pancreatic cancer is no joke

/pat Swayze

Mize said...

One of my customers @ the UPS Store was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. He was dead in 2 months.

Keef said...

How's dummy?

Keef said...

Kim Kardashian
Wow Steve Jobs died! He was a brilliant man!



Thanks for your input, Kim

Mize said...

Couldn't care less.

Ran into bossman @ the bar last month. Didn't even bother to ask about the store. We just picked up where we left off the last time we were at a tavern.

water under the bridge, man.

Keef said...

Does the Jobs family have a website where we can donate money to help the family pay for the funeral?

Keef said...

We just picked up where we left off the last time we were at a tavern



Intercourse?

S

Keef said...

Fuck Philly

Tyler said...

OPERATION FUCK PHILLY!!!

Tyler said...

O:FP - Just 27 more outs.

Tyler said...

YOU NEVER COUNT THE OUTS!!!


/mize

Tyler said...

Everyone should get their pancreas checked. That is a crazy fast way to die.

Mize said...

YOU NEVER COUNT THE OUTS!!!


/mize


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

Seeing Victorino butchering a play in CF is grate

Todd Packer said...

gilbert gottfried has the best tweet about steve jobs so far:


"I refuse to joke about Steve Jobs. One, because your expecting it. Two, because I'm a good friend of his brother Blow. RIP Steve Jobs"

Mize said...

All I can do is laugh

Keef said...

BREER'S!!!

Mize said...

There's nothing quite like losing games to a team with an artificial fan base.

Yay baseball!

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