Monday, October 24, 2011

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Remember when you were in elementary school and you had a spelting* test every Friday? You would get the list of words on Monday and you got to study them all week. One week in 5th grade we got our regular words on Monday, but we also got a bonus word that we got to study and if we got it right we got 5 extra points. This post title was our bonus word. I got 5 extra points.

There were some awful NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE games yesterday, led by the Cleveland/Seattle POS game. Remember when Seattle beat the Giants a few weeks ago? That was fun. But also on the poop toob, you had the Raiders/Cheifs*, Saints/Colts, Titans/Texans, Steelers/Cards, and Cowboys/Rams. But I'm sure tonight's Jags/Ravens game will make up for all those turds. (S)

The World Series has been pretty entertaining so far, IMO. I like that it's going back and forth like this. I saw something that said the Rangers have gone like 45 games, counting regular season and playoffs, without losing 2 in a row. Crazy. I would like to see Texas win game 5, StL win game 6, and then Texas win game 7. Of course, that means it won't happen.

What does everyone want for Xmas? (it's October, bro. /LP) I told cmk I want NCAA Football '12 for Xbox and some brown dress shoes and some clothes with the new ASU logo.

I'm watching a Planet Earth show on Animal Planet right now. It's one that is all about ocean life. It is pretty suite. Sea life is pretty amazing. So much crazy stuff down there. This episode doesn't say anything about sponges living in pineapples, though. That must be on the next episode.

I hate that Swiffer commercial with the people dressed up as dust & mud and they jump up and cling to the mop. It's so goddman annoying.

LP busted his nose. Rough touch football is no joke. Maybe he should switch to just going to the park and playing 500 or something.

Don't you hate when someone you know buys something then they give your name & info to the salesperson so they can call you and then that person gets a referral credit or something? I hate that shit. Then you have to deal with sales calls and tell them to stop calling you like 10 times. So annoying. Had that shit happen this weekend. Someone I know sent me a text saying they are buying some meat from a farm now or some shit, and that they gave my info to them and to let them know what I think. What I think, huh? I think you shouldn't be giving out my phone number to people I don't know. That's what I think.

129 comments:

City of Champions™ said...

Keith has a case of the mondays

Blue said...

boat* a new car this weekend, fun times. Actually wasn't too bad at this dealer, but i hate all the waiting and crap you have to do.

Blue said...

so much for the total nuclear collapse of the BCS.

seems like people are talking about it every year at this time.."oh what if 7 teams finish undefeated"...and then they all start losing.

El Padrino said...

what did you get a phantom Royce?

El Padrino said...

"This post title was our bonus word. I got 5 extra points."

I did not.

/ep

El Padrino said...

"LP busted his nose. Rough touch football is no joke. Maybe he should switch to just going to the park and playing 500 or something."

truth, complete displacement rocking an owen wilson right now


what's 500?

El Padrino said...

someone look at the remaining giants schedule after this week's Miami game and say something to make me feel better

El Padrino said...

hope tp liked nyc again

Blue said...

tp punched you in the nose?

Blue said...

"what did you get a phantom Royce?"

nope, chevy traverse

El Padrino said...

are you calling me a bum?

Keef said...

what's 500?


That's what we called it, but it goes by other names too. It's where one person throws it up in the air and the rest of the fools try and catch it. If you catch it in the air you get 100 pts. You get 50 pts if you catch it off 1 bounce. First person to 500 pts becomes the thrower

El Padrino said...

uh, never heard

El Padrino said...

sounds fun

Keef said...

I've heard it called 3 flies up, too

El Padrino said...

well tebow sucks but miami sucks worse

Blue said...

offensive play calling in that game by the broncos was awful

Blue said...

tebow has to learn to make his read and then either throw the ball or move to the next read.

his timing seemed way way off.

he looked worse yesterday than he did at any point last season

Spaceman Spiff said...

H lost in the keeper again

Mize said...

"what's 500?"


NFW

Mize said...

"what's 500?"


NFW

Mize said...

goddman blogger

Spaceman Spiff said...

schottenheimer won a title guys, UFL

Spaceman Spiff said...

surprised kimk didnt have all copies of this pic destroyed

she looks massive at that angle, bigger than her sister kong

City of Champions™ said...

"someone look at the remaining giants schedule after this week's Miami game and say something to make me feel better"

At least your team will get a decent draft pick...

Spaceman Spiff said...

50 points if you noticed, at first glance, that kris humphries is in the pic

City of Champions™ said...

"his timing seemed way way off."

Slow release

City of Champions™ said...

"H lost in the keeper again"

Unless the Ravens D scores a couple of TD's...

What? It could happen...

:hanging my head:

City of Champions™ said...

I had an awesome weekend in NH. Came back to this shit hole and I am all stressed and tense again. Good thing I am leaving in a few days. I gotta learn to not let this shit bother me anymore...

Keef said...

50 points if you noticed, at first glance, that kris humphries is in the pic



I was gonna say it looks like he's photoshopped into that pic

Keef said...

I gotta learn to not let this shit bother me anymore...




0%

City of Champions™ said...

I honestly do not find the Kardashians attractive at all. Not a single one of them.

City of Champions™ said...

"0%"

In a week it won't matter.

Keef said...

In a week it won't matter.



So in a week you'll be mellow?

City of Champions™ said...

"So in a week you'll be mellow?"

I won;t have to deal with the idiots that work here. Seriously, the level of stupidity here would amaze even you. PIcture a bunch of 40-50 year old mean who think and act like csil.

Keef said...

Stupid people are everywhere

Blue said...

"I won;t have to deal with the idiots that work here. Seriously, the level of stupidity here would amaze even you. PIcture a bunch of 40-50 year old mean who think and act like csil."


you ain't seen shit

/meiz

City of Champions™ said...

"Stupid people are everywhere"

But I will not be the one in charge of them

Keef said...

But I will not be the one in charge of them



Then you'll be all "It sucks, I used to be the one in charge. Now I'm just one of the stupid people. Woe"

tem said...

when people give out my name and a sales person calls i deny knowing the original person.

its funny when they are like my mom.

me: no i don't know that person.

salesperson: she said you were her son.

me: well i don't know what to tell you, i don't know that person. thanks. bye.

Blue said...

or you'll be like "i was supposed to get that promotion but they hired somebody behind my back" woe

City of Champions™ said...

"or you'll be like "i was supposed to get that promotion but they hired somebody behind my back" woe"

No
/cmblue

Todd Packer said...

"hope tp liked nyc again"

it was grate

Todd Packer said...

never heard of 500

City of Champions™ said...

"never heard of 500"

Me neither.

Mize said...

""never heard of 500"

Me neither."


You guys missed out.

tem said...

never heard of 500.

still don't understand it.

tem said...

in 500 what are you throwing?

Todd Packer said...

lots of Boise state talk on the radio today.... hopefully they choke somewhere along the way

Keef said...

They didn't look too impressive this weekend

Mize said...

"in 500 what are you throwing?"


A football or a baseball

Todd Packer said...

"They didn't look too impressive this weekend"

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

Fie hunnit

Mize said...

I think I'm gonna go up north this weekend. Maybe get some late shore fishing in.

Keef said...

mize owes beth a name/pic

Keef said...

Can't wait til Urb is tOSU's coach 6 months from now

tem said...

urb doesn't want the job.

tem said...

just kidding.

he'll be the coach by the end of january.

Beth said...

"mize owes beth a name/pic"

I was thinking the same thing but couldn't remember if Mize was one of those "we never made an official bet so it doesn't count!!!" guys.

City of Champions™ said...

wall

Keef said...

mize's name/pic reputation is very important to him

Keef said...

I wasn't a LIONS fan this week

/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

santana out weeks, mcgahee out weeks, beanie out weeks, e. graham out season, hightower out season

City of Douchebags said...

Hightower out for the season will just crash my dreams even more because Helu will get the carries now

City of Douchebags said...

Luckily the only one of those that I have on my $ team is McAGahee. Why couldn't it have been Chris Johnson out for the season so I can stop having him shit all over my lineup

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Phillies decline options on Brad Lidge and Roy Oswalt"

tem said...

johnson will go off next week.

City of Champions™ said...

"johnson will go off next week."

I hope so

City of Douchebags said...

johnson will go off next week




TWSS

El Padrino said...

sknkpatch asking who is demarco murray in his article today like we dont know who he is

what a herb

85% of fooball fans knew who he was, he makes it like a kurt warner thing or something

City of Douchebags said...

I didn't know who he was

El Padrino said...

well yeah you dont really know sports
paticulary football

El Padrino said...

any football fan knows he played at Oklahoma i think i even remember his collitch jersey #

7

Mize said...

Looking for a name/pic for jug.

Do NOT google the bears suck.

City of Douchebags said...

well yeah you dont really know sports
paticulary football



Ok

Mize said...

Jug


That's My Quarterback

City of Douchebags said...

hilarity

Todd Packer said...

"Can't wait til Urb is tOSU's coach 6 months from now"

can't wait til urb quits tOSU 5 years from now because his pussy hurts

City of Douchebags said...

Moreland with a bomb

El Padrino said...

that doesnt sound bitter at all

City of Douchebags said...

can't wait til urb quits tOSU 5 years from now because his pussy hurts



True

City of Douchebags said...

Grate bunt by Elvis

El Padrino said...

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

keef, i spelled this correctly never

City of Douchebags said...

Base hit Hamilton

El Padrino said...

elvis is dead

City of Douchebags said...

keef, i spelled this correctly never


That's too bad

City of Douchebags said...

Fucking Michael Young

City of Douchebags said...

Fat Elvis with the backwards K

Todd Packer said...

"that doesnt sound bitter at all"

I'm a little bitter, feels like the gators are stuck with zook.2 right now because all of a sudden urb wants to watch his kids play volleyball... meanwhile he can't keep his face off espn

El Padrino said...

good stuff

City of Douchebags said...

Gators should hire Kelly from ND. Then hire Willngham as an asst. And Davies as another asst.

Todd Packer said...

spurrier > urb IMO even-though urb has 2 titles

City of Douchebags said...

Fox had Derek Holland on the mic during one inning tonight. He's hilarious

El Padrino said...

reminds me, well the dad comment, reminds me of the Baldwin moment in Glengary Glen Ross movie

Good father? Fuck you go home and play with your kids.

Todd Packer said...

gonna get abused in jax this weekend. uga fans are brutal when they beat UF

El Padrino said...

ol ball coach, tough not to love that guy

Todd Packer said...

"Good father? Fuck you go home and play with your kids."

classic

Todd Packer said...

crazy weekend in ny, ep. if I ever get up there without the wife & kids I'll try and meet up for a beer

El Padrino said...

no doubt tp

no doubt

El Padrino said...

hit up anything besides shake shack

City of Douchebags said...

Next time TP can take some Capri Suns to LP's footyball game

Todd Packer said...

I ate like a pig in ny. bagels, street dogs, pizza, shake shack, some crazy good Japanese BBQ place, crumbs, diner burger, papaya dog, kinish and one long night of boozing

Todd Packer said...

Japanese BBQ place was gyu kaku

Todd Packer said...

we were supposed to go to luger's, but cmtp wanted to try someplace new

El Padrino said...

suite

Todd Packer said...

hit up a few different pizza places... Patsy's in mid town was suite... hit up Dylan's candy store for desert

El Padrino said...

patsy's is just classic

El Padrino said...

dylans is insane

El Padrino said...

Max Brenner is the best out of that one and Serendipity

El Padrino said...

next time try that

Todd Packer said...

dominated the subway this trip... even gave some Limey tourist directions

El Padrino said...

i mean for chocolate

El Padrino said...

dominated the subway this trip... even gave some Limey tourist directions

atta boy

Todd Packer said...

"next time try that"

will do

Mize said...

Arkham Asylum is HDH

Can't wait to get Arkham City

City of Douchebags said...

J. Flacco 6/16 8 0.5 0 0 45.8



Awesome

City of Douchebags said...

dominated the subway this trip


Anytober will do that to you

Todd Packer said...

suite, Jane's Addiction on Letterman tonight

City of Douchebags said...

Lindsay Lohan is shooting nude photos for Playboy -- TMZ has confirmed -- and LiLo don't strip for peanuts ... the spread will earn her almost a million dollars!

Blue said...

if I wanted to see a naked meth addict, i'd go down near the homeless shelter

Jugdish said...

no


/cmblue

Mize said...

I'd still give Lindsay the business. Maybe I'm sick like LP.

Jugdish said...

not if she wanted you to follow her to another bar

El Padrino said...

"I'd still give Lindsay the business. Maybe I'm sick like LP."

you're finally showing signs of normality

Mize said...

"you're finally showing signs of normality"


I've always been a fan of the Lohan. I'm just now starting to feel dirty about it.

El Padrino said...

fmtem already controlling his life, said you cant post today we got shit to do

tem said...

fucking autopost

tem said...

wrote the post yesterday. fucking autopost didn't set up.

Mize said...

There's some extra stop for auto post you have to set up

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