Monday, October 31, 2011

Pants on the ground

Wedding week. I am excited. 2 days of work then off to ND. Not working is always swell. Check that, not working but still getting paid is swell.


So I don't understand why football teams waste freaking time outs early in the 2nd half. Like it is 2nd and 1 and a team is about to get a delay of game. They take a time out. 2nd and 6 isn't bad, just take the penalty and keep that timeout for later. Drives me nuts. Then at the end of the game they always wish they had more timeouts. That 5 yards early in the third is worth less than a timeout at the end of the game.


Weather reports for wedding day have all been 42 degrees and sunny. Today it switched to 32 and snowy. Fucking weather people suck.


Bachelor party was saturday. I held my own. Numerous shots and beers were drank. I remember very little of the OSU game. I remember nothing after the game ended except throwing up on the outside of the car. Didn't get any in the car. I am a champ.

Spiff, Blue and Tyler, work some weather magic and keep that storm away from ND. It is coming from the Pacific or something. Do a dance, or ask the CFO to stop it. Whatever it takes. Thanks and regards.

82 comments:

Blue said...

looking like a fool with their pants on the ground

Beth said...

So tem, just curious here, no real reason for me asking this - but is your wedding going to have that part asking if anyone objects?

And on a totally unrelated note, what's the best airport to fly into for your wedding if someone wanted to show up unexpectedly? Again, I'm just curious is all.

El Padrino said...

your getting married in ND in November and your surprised it may snow?

El Padrino said...

whats everyones take on going to work wearing a hard splint on your nose

doc wrote me out the week but i think that's excessive

El Padrino said...

FUCK THE RAVENS

HARD IN THE ASS

El Padrino said...

what shirt was haley wearing under the chiefs garb?

he looked like a bum, tp should have laid him out

El Padrino said...

a little white and red ass hole your home on a big monday night game

tem said...

yeah, i think all weddings have the objection part.

bismarck or jamestown are the best aerodomes.

tem said...

not surprised it may snow. just don't want it to.

weather report is funny though. friday is like 50 with no rain. saturday (wedding day) is 35 with lots of snow. sunday is 40 with no rain.

tem said...

i would not go to work with a hard splint on my nose.

Blue said...

don't you think the black eyes are just as idiotic as the splint on the nose?

El Padrino said...

ok

tem said...

WVU lawsuit against the Big East needs Kod input.

El Padrino said...

"don't you think the black eyes are just as idiotic as the splint on the nose?"

dont have any, never got them either time i broke it

tem said...

WVU AD is a big lawyer and Andrew Luck's dad.

Blue said...

who is andrew luck?

tem said...

he is the WVU AD's son.

Beth said...

Come on blue, try to keep up.

Blue said...

i hope the broncos draft Matt Barkley

tem said...

why would they draft a QB?

they have 2 young 1st round picks on their roster now.

Blue said...

gotta carry 3 QBs

tem said...

good point

Keef said...

more examples of grate NYC parenting

Keef said...

I like how Kim K said that she tried to make the marriage work. Yeah, 70 days. Good efforting.

Jugdish said...

durant

Blue said...

that guys just a good dude

Jugdish said...

mize...i still owe you some a1 sauce. I'll pick that up this week. also, if you posted a name/pic i missed it.

Keef said...

"durant"


I bet he didn't call the plays

/LP

Keef said...

Flag football is for pussies

/LP

Pass the Lysol said...

"Nerve had a McRib. Are they good?"



everything but the bbq sauce, so no, I don't think they are; I think this year though I'm going to get them sans sauce, take them home, dip em in Famous Dave's sauce (my fav) and reheat.

Spaceman Spiff said...

FUCK

lost $$$ league matchup by 1 yard, not much worse that can happen to a man, not even hyperbole, that's hyperwoe

getting fucked started with that 1 play where rivers avoided the sack, ran to the side, stood there and just chilled then found vjax 30 fucking yards down the field, wide fucking open just chillin too.

mathews then caught a pass later in the drive to make me lose, then he promptly goes to the sideline and sits out the rest of the game injured, unreal

Spaceman Spiff said...

"but is your wedding going to have that part asking if anyone objects? "

"yeah, i think all weddings have the objection part."

never been to a wedding that had that part, think people have it excluded and it's just for TV and movies

Keef said...

Fuck Jackie Battle

Keef said...

Fuck Ryan Torain. Fuck Chris Johnson. Fuck Larry Fitzgerald

Keef said...

Fuck Vernon Davis

Jugdish said...

i won one of my $$ leagues yesterday by one yard

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Willie Clark, killer of Broncos' Darrent Williams, found guilty in second murder"

killed a state witness

fuck it then, for another pit sandwich and some tater salad, i'll go a few more

Keef said...

i won one of my $$ leagues yesterday by one yard




2 years ago I lost in the championship of my $ league by 2 yards

City of Champions™ said...

Did anyone post the supposed Taylor Swift topless pic?

Blue said...

taylor swift

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman has been charged with indecent assault of a woman after an incident at Storyville nightclub on Halloween. Edelman allegedly groped a woman under her costume below the waist around 1:30am."

O:FB

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"taylor swift"

hilarity

Keef said...

taylor swift



hahahahahahahahahaha

Keef said...

blue made a funny

Spaceman Spiff said...

she says it's not her but this is the pic

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Chris Paul and family to compete on 'Family Feud' "

Pass the Lysol said...

"Fuck Vernon Davis"





who?

City of Champions™ said...

The pic does resemble Swift.

Jugdish said...

"taylor swift"

hilarity


^^^^^^

Blue said...

has anyone seen that american idiot musical?

Blue said...

"The pic does resemble Swift."

yes, i see how you could be confused. but that is a boy

Jugdish said...

yes, i see how you could be confused. but that is a boy



you can find chicks like that everywhere

/mize

Keef said...

"who?"

Stop it

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

damn

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

I had prime rib for lunch

tem said...

"never been to a wedding that had that part"

every wedding i've ever been to has had it. ns

tem said...

in various forms.

sometimes they say the whole "speak now or forever hold your peace" thing. sometimes they say "does anyone here know why these two should not be wed?"

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

Northwoods League baseball coming to Mequon this summer. Pretty suite to have a local team in there.

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

"every wedding i've ever been to has had it. ns"

I pay so little attention at weddings, I've never noticed.

Jugdish said...

"every wedding i've ever been to has had it. ns"



ive heard it, but I don't speak up because i love being right about that shit

/mize


fixed

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

"ive heard it, but I don't speak up because i love being right about that shit

/mize"


Perfect fix

Beth said...

Yikes, thank god it's just New Mexico State.

"Mark Richt has suspended running backs Isaiah Crowell, Carlton Thomas and Ken Malcome for this week's game with New Mexico State.
"We have certain standards in all that we do and their actions do
not reflect the Georgia way," said Richt. "They will serve their
suspensions, learn a lesson and I¹m sure be better men for it."

Blue said...

showing some balls there

Beth said...

Yeah, that's their #1 and #3 running backs included there, and #2 went down at the end of the UF game with a sprained ankle.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Anthony Johnson Moves to Middleweight, Will Face Vitor Belfort "

fucking suite, hope rumble fucks him up

Jugdish said...

showing some balls there



where?!

/Lp

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Queens law student freed from Egyptian jail was told Mets won World Series"

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Phil Simms on Andrew Luck: "i'm sorry. i just don't see big time NFL throws.""

shots fired

Blue said...

maybe he'll fall to 5th so the broncos can pick him

Blue said...

i have this weird feeling that the broncos will try and trade the farm to get that pick.

Keef said...

every wedding i've ever been to has had it. ns



I really donb't remember if ours had it.

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

"Phil Simms on Andrew Luck: "i'm sorry. i just don't see big time NFL throws.""


Yeah, and didn't Simms have beef with Trent Dilfer(?) because Dilfer said Chris Simms was gahbage

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

Phil Simms. Not elite.

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz fantasy GIF

Pass the Lysol said...

I really donb't remember if ours had it.


ours didn't; but that ceremony was different in a lot of ways. I took a cue from Rev and got a close friend of cmkod and mine ordained online to do the ceremony. Worked out grate (ns)

Pass the Lysol said...

That 5 yards early in the third is worth less than a timeout at the end of the game.



I'm not sure; I'd like someone to do an alogorithm on what is more valuable, I'd be surprised if it came out that a timeout was more valuable, even in the second half; not shocked, but surprised.

Keef said...

"I'd like someone to do an alogorithm on what is more valuable"


LP maybe?

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

Kodiac

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

tosh time

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

was that ep's kid on tosh?

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

Dodgers going to auction. McCourt out undoubtedly.

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