Friday, October 07, 2011

Overall 35-25

BILLS +2.5 over Eagles
I struggled with this one but another week of mayhem surrounding this team before they eventually snap off 4 in a row is too much for me to pass on. Bills 5 wide out formation is too much for the non existent linebackers of the Eagles.

INDY +2.5 over Kansas City
Colts have been competitive against better teams and are still searching for a win. Freeny and Mathis will get to Cassel early and often.

MINNY +2.5 over Arizona
I guess I love home dogs this week.

NYG -10 over Seattle
Look I don't like the line myself and the Giants have a tendency of playing down to competition but we're talking about Tavaris Jackson here. On the road, miles and miles away from the security blanket of Qwest Field. Even if Tuck doesn't play the Giants are still capable of rushing the qb every drop back.

Titans -3.5 over STEELERS
This defense clearly is struggling right now and I pointed out as did most of the scribes that cover this sport that the roster was old or getting old. Especially on the defensive side of the ball. What I failed to remember too is the terrible offensive line the Steelers employ which they have seemingly gotten worse and worse. Despite success, mostly due to the mobility of Big Ben, it was a flaw that the defense covered up. Now that they have to throw more and the defense isn't stopping everyone it's a glaring flaw. Almost cost them the QB, he'll play but will be banged up. Chris Johnson has improved week in week out. I think he could be ready for one of those buck fifty/ seventy five / 2 TD's games.

CAROLINA +6 over New Orleans
Not sure you want to spot Newton a TD just yet. This dude is playing ball right now. I'm SAS. He accounts for 80% of that offense and I think the team has like 8 TD's, 4 rush 4 throws all from Newton. Warren Moon knows.

Bengals +2.5 over JAGS
Cincy better then I thought. Dalton is not ready yet but he's light years ahead of Gabbert. And there is no home field advantage here. Jacksonville is a shitty spot for a NFL team.

Oakland +6 over TEXANS
Oakland might be better than the Steelers right now so let's slow down with the Texans as TD favorites. Houston still has alot to prove. Both teams can run it and both teams can play defense. Closer than the experts think.

SAN FRAN -3 over Tampa
Lost in all this Harbaugh Niners on the rise story is the very good QB play from Alex Smith. Bout 6 years into it maybe he figured it out. We'll see. I saw nothing in Tampa Monday night that made me think they'll go out west and win this game.

DENVER +4 over San Diego
Like I said I guess I'm into the home dogs this week. I have zero confidence in this pick because of the suddenly rude Bronco fans. One imcompletion and they boo Orton out of the stadium is a likely scenario but I'm an optimist.

Jets +9.5 over PATS
Putting aside the sloppy terrible non-competetive game the Jets played last Sunday night all but one game during the Rex era did the Jet-Pats game not be decided by a TD or less.

Green Bay -5.5 over FALCONS
One home dog I don't like. Why should I believe the Packers won't do the same thing they did last year in the playoffs?

DETROIT -6 over Chicago
First meaningful game in that new building. This may sound nuts but it will be like that Monday night post Katrina game in the Superdome. That's how loud I expect it, that's how amped the Lions will be and that's how they'll win. Minus all his rowdy friends of course.

171 comments:

tem said...

I don't think it is officially nashville.

tem said...

it might end up being nashville, but it isn't official, lots of time to kick around places.

Maybe TCS winner next time gets to pick the summit locale. TCS would have tons of comments.

The New Mess said...

We would see lots of EP AD for a change.

He still wouldn't read the comments though.

Blue said...

why would EP comment, he doesn't care where the summit is.

it could be in brooklyn and he wouldn't show up.

and if he did it would be for like 2 hours on saturday afternoon.

tem said...

he'd comment just so he could make the summit be in branson missouri or alaska.

Blue said...

branson's not a bad choice

Blue said...

you guys should do Atlanta, and spend one day hunting Beth

Blue said...

michael oher tweeted:

"help me out guys, who is Steve Jobs"


idiot

Blue said...

anybody who names their song

"grand theft autumn" deserves to get slapped

Blue said...

i think i'd be OK with the Dolphins getting Andrew Luck

Blue said...

even if they have a false fanbase

Spaceman Spiff said...

lamichael james fucked up elbow pic

Keef said...

1 more day for Tyler

Keef said...

Wait, is T getting married?

/LP

Blue said...

big day.

I'd like to thank everyone that's involved


maybe everyone is traveling for Tyler's wedding today

tem said...

i am too busy listening to that FRIDAY song.

tem said...

i'm trying to decide what seat to sit in.

Keef said...

maybe everyone is traveling for Tyler's wedding today



Only if it's in Nashville

/lov

tem said...

nashville sucks

/someone who has never even been there

Keef said...

You guys know that iam probably won't meet up there, right?

Blue said...

i bet he will

Blue said...

we could do corpus christi and hang out with ebntx

Pass the Lysol said...

the Lions/Bears bet negotiations from last night were hilarity


You guys know where I stand; Cutler and Forte are going to destroy them, and the D should force at least 3 turnovers (to make up for Cutlers standard 2 INTs)

Bears by less than 3, but definitely Bears

Pass the Lysol said...

and yes, Cutler will destroy them despite 2 INTs.....350+ yards and 2 TDs in the air, 150+ for Forte w/ 2 TDs


SHOOTOUT


(now that I put this on the record....the final score will probably be like 10-6)

Blue said...

lions will fall behind by 17 and then cutler will throw 3 picks and the lions win by 7

Mize said...

"and yes, Cutler will destroy them despite 2 INTs.....350+ yards and 2 TDs in the air, 150+ for Forte w/ 2 TDs"


Agree with Forte, but not Cutler. Nick Fairley's playing this week.

Blue said...

games tebow has played in 1-0

games tebow has not played in 0-3

coincidence?

Blue said...

correction, games tebow has played > than 1 snap 1-0

games < than or equal to 1 snap 0-3

Keef said...

serious question...
If Tebow was that grate*, wouldn't Fox play him? They have to know what they have in him. It's not like he's just sitting him out of spite at the expense of the team, right?

tem said...

so they are only 1 game above .500 when tebow plays, got it.

Keef said...

Operation: Fuck Pennsylvania

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A central California man has been arrested for possession of child pornography, thanks to a tip from burglars who robbed the man's property, authorities said.

The two burglar suspects who reported Stockard have not been arrested."

Blue said...

I actually have a lot of respect for them playing Orton. He could have taken the easy way out and played Tebow from the get go, and then he'd have had a mulligan for this year.

but...

Blue said...

You're not winning with Orton, we all know he's just average. Tebow adds excitement.

Are they going to win more games this year...probably not

will they be more fun to watch...absolutely

Blue said...

last but not least...if they don't find out whether tebow is any good, then you have to do that next year (theoretically). So you suck this year, maybe suck next year, then draft a guy and suck some more...

it's a bunch of suck..

tem said...

"will they be more fun to watch...absolutely"

fun for the other teams' fans when tebow fucks up every game worst* than orton does.

Keef said...

So are they not winning because of Orton or are they not winning because they're just not very good?

Blue said...

a little bit of both

orton doesn't seem to perform well when the pressure is on. takes a big sack, throws an INT or fumbles the ball. Not what I would expect from a "veteran"

Blue said...

"fun for the other teams' fans when tebow fucks up every game worst* than orton does."


at least then we don't have to watch it again next year

Keef said...

"orton doesn't seem to perform well when the pressure is on. takes a big sack, throws an INT or fumbles the ball. Not what I would expect from a "veteran""


Fair enough. But could it be that he is putting more pressure on hisself* because he knows there ain't talent around him, ergo more fumbles & picks?

Pass the Lysol said...

You're not winning with Orton, we all know he's just average. Tebow adds excitement.

Are they going to win more games this year...probably not

will they be more fun to watch...absolutely


^^^^^^^^^^^^


Just change Orton with McNabb and Tebow with Ponder and I've been saying the same thing

Pass the Lysol said...

Blue, you are so QB spoiled it's redonk



and you should be....I mean that in a nice, jealous way

Keef said...

I think the Vikings are pondering that move

Keef said...

I just thought of something. Kod, TP, H, jug, & blue need to do a cribs post

Pass the Lysol said...

yeah, I should do a cribs now; Kat has her DROID, I can record it on that



be warned though, I am a high talker....start preparing jokes now

Keef said...

Facings cats

Jugdish said...

"I've got a lot of work to do,'' Rodriguez conceded. "I have to get my house back in order ... No question, I have a lot to prove. I'm looking forward to that challenge. I will be back with a vengeance.''



we've heard that somewhere before

Keef said...

So misspelling fucking turns into facing

Blue said...

i did a cribs like 2 years ago

Blue said...

5/19/2009 to be exact.

if you'd like to go back and look, you can

El Padrino said...

we saw blues crib

El Padrino said...

i think that was the old house though

Spaceman Spiff said...

alien chick from V is naked in the pilot for that show eltardo mentions in his article today

Blue said...

pics

Keef said...

"i did a cribs like 2 years ago"

I thought you were gonna do one after you moved

Keef said...

yes, LP already mentioned that

Spaceman Spiff said...

i just watched the episode

i caught up on breaking bad(took a long while, but finally got good) so im looking for other shit to watch while at work

Spaceman Spiff said...

jacoby jones or david nelson

tem said...

"alien chick from V is naked in the pilot for that show eltardo mentions in his article today"

yes pics please.

thanks and regards.

Pass the Lysol said...

"so im looking for other shit to watch while at work"


Try Eastbound and Down if you haven't caught that one yet

The New Mess said...

@Spiff don't know if you have seen any or all but my favorites to watch when bored are:

The Wire
The Sopranos
HBO's Rome
Deadwood
Sons of Anarchy
Game of Thrones

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite

Todd Packer said...

"I just thought of something. Kod, TP, H, jug, & blue need to do a cribs post"

just put my house up for sale. shitty virtual tour link that real estate person made ... takes a few seconds to load

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice music

Keef said...

jacoby jones or david nelson




When in doubt, go with NELSON!

Keef said...

It's funny how Nyjer walks with his twig arms out like he's huge

Keef said...

Almost drilled Braun in the face

Spaceman Spiff said...

Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
I hope that someday, some pitcher runs around the infield with his arms extended after striking out Nyjer Morgan to start an inning.

Keef said...

Weeks got drilled

Keef said...

Lots of fatties in the crowd booing.

Keef said...

Either that or they're saying "fooooooooooooood"

Keef said...

Gonna walk in the tying run

Keef said...

Tie game

Keef said...

Sac fly to the 2nd baseman

Spaceman Spiff said...

wow they only got 1 run out of that

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Eric Kettani, a practice squad player for the New England Patriots and Navy alum has been called to active duty. He has to report back to his ship in Boston."

O:FB just doesnt care how significant a player is baby!

Spaceman Spiff said...

nyjer just misplayed a ball badly, hit right in front of him he didnt move

Spaceman Spiff said...

nyjer breaking bat GIF

Spaceman Spiff said...

dick weeks pop out bunt with 1st/2nd no outs, ouch

Keef said...

Wow, huge play by Young

Keef said...

Saved 2 runs

Spaceman Spiff said...

whoa, hairston with a deep shot to dead center, young with a redonk catch

Keef said...

Yuni! I love that guy!

/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

breers up 1

Keef said...

Why does SG have the Rams in the Andrew Luck sweepstakes? Did Bradford get traded?

Spaceman Spiff said...

0-16, this guys due

Spaceman Spiff said...

not

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh shit BB-Rod time

Spaceman Spiff said...

leadoff walk

Keef said...

Big K

Spaceman Spiff said...

upton K's swinging at 2 balls

Spaceman Spiff said...

1st 3rd no outs

Keef said...

1 out

Spaceman Spiff said...

right

Keef said...

Damn

Keef said...

Same pitch Upton K'd on

Spaceman Spiff said...

bigger K

Spaceman Spiff said...

rookie got schooled

Keef said...

Big blocks by Lucroy

Keef said...

Cowgirl pinch running

Spaceman Spiff said...

classic BBRod, loaded, 2outs

Keef said...

Nice earring nerd

Spaceman Spiff said...

0-2, he's safe

Spaceman Spiff said...

that was the dbacks last chance

Keef said...

Burroughs gonna PH for the pitcher in the 9th and will K

Keef said...

Ok, I guess he wont PH. But will bat in the 9 spot

Keef said...

Braun batting .800 at home this series

Keef said...

The Dbags hand snake thing is hilarity

Keef said...

Almost a facial

Keef said...

Gonzo hit for Burrouhs

Keef said...

Hey, Williams Learnt his lesson

Keef said...

Tie game

Keef said...

Squeeeeeeeeze

Keef said...

Everybody safe

Keef said...

Uptown getting overmatched

Keef said...

1st & 3rd, 2 outs

Keef said...

Close

Keef said...

Overtime*

Spaceman Spiff said...

just got home, told you parra was due

Spaceman Spiff said...

dbacks sure know how to squander though

Todd Packer said...

"nice music"

yeah, it's a shit show.... gotta get the real estate person to redo it after we "de-clutter" the house

Todd Packer said...

no lov or twitter for mize... he's locked in. hope the brewers pull it off

Todd Packer said...

feels like a prince walk off game

Spaceman Spiff said...

overbay looked like a pitcher up there

Spaceman Spiff said...

halladay getting shelled 2 batters in

Spaceman Spiff said...

triple then double

Todd Packer said...

mize is happy

Keef said...

Nyjer. Ballgame

Keef said...

no lov or twitter for mize... he's locked in. hope the brewers pull it off



He's going to the cabin or some shit

Keef said...

Prince is crying. Fag

Todd Packer said...

"He's going to the cabin or some shit"

ah, I ep'd that

Keef said...

Haha, prince stoned the TBS bitch and then gets grabbed by Pedro Gomez

Keef said...

Nyjer drops a "fuck yeah". Awesome three times

Todd Packer said...

yeah, f-bombs were a nice touch

Todd Packer said...

let's go cards

Todd Packer said...

no one is watching NHL tonight?

Keef said...

Pardon

Todd Packer said...

"Pardon"

it was a giant S

Keef said...

It's so nice outside right now

Keef said...

I shouldn't be sitting on the couch watching beisbol

Todd Packer said...

mize is tweeting.... he's happy about the nyjer f bombs

Spaceman Spiff said...

congrats meiz, get your wish of the cardinals too

Spaceman Spiff said...

clifton pheiffer is a mush

Spaceman Spiff said...

*phifer

Spaceman Spiff said...

mush confirmed

Spaceman Spiff said...

howard hurt himself somehow making the 3rd out

Spaceman Spiff said...

complete game shutout by carpenter, redonk

Keef said...

Next, I hope that the Phillies lose in the last inning of game 5 against the Cards


Close enough

El Padrino said...

man that was a perfect ending

Jugdish said...

RIP Al Davis

The Rev said...

Congrats, Meiz. Go Brewers, and kick the living crap out of those Cardinals.

The Rev said...

Al Davis... holy crap! Really?

Keef said...

Is Bill Gates next?

Todd Packer said...

back to back beatdowns... not going well for muschamp & the fatman

Todd Packer said...

at least FSU lost too

Keef said...

And Philly

Todd Packer said...

jump pass... nice touch les miles

Keef said...

I liked it

Keef said...

They should do it again here

Keef said...

Damn

Keef said...

No xnij here, I think Nebraska will beat tOSU by 30

Spaceman Spiff said...
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Keef said...

Kod deleting again?

Tyler said...

TACO BELL STARTING LINEUP!!!

Keef said...

Osu sucks so bad

Todd Packer said...

"Osu sucks so bad"

at least they were competitive today

Todd Packer said...

getting hammered at a shitty bar

Todd Packer said...

mize stopped his music tweets

Keef said...

After 1?

Todd Packer said...

"After 1?"

thought he had a few going

Todd Packer said...

huge headache today... was drinking heineken then made the switch to $2 PBR last night. bad choice

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