Monday, October 17, 2011

Old School

I love that movie. It's on TBS right now. I've probably seen it 50 times. It always makes me laugh for hours. This is like one of the only Vince Vaughn movies where he isn't a fucking pussy. Strangely enough, he's a lot funnier in movies when he isn't being a fucking pussy. Weird how that works. I just noticed tonight that the guy who plays Mitch's boss is the old bald guy from Lost. I should pay more attention I guess.

Sad story in Indy car racing yesterday. Spiff linkt* a video of a redonk crash and then like an hour later they announced that one of the drivers died. I don't know who he was because I don't watch it, but it's still sad. He won the Indy 500 twice, and he was gonna replace Dan Patrick in the Go Daddy car next year. Sucks that the only time I erve* talk about Indy car racing is when someone dies.

The LIONS are no longer undefeated. I told you they were overrated. /kod

The first BCS rankings are out. SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC!

Clowns are fucking creepy. I mean, am I right? Man, those fuckers freak me out.

So this is probably weird and I'll get shit for it, but IDGAF. This is the trust tree. And it's not like I'm ever going to meet any of you fags or anything. When I was a kid, I used to have nightmares all the time about dying. Like, at least once a week. I even had to see the school shrink when I was in 3rd grade because it got really bad. But now every once in a while I have a freaked out moment where I don't feel like I'm really here. Here meaning alive, not here like on LOV. For instance, I'll be laying in bed trying to go to sleep and my mind will wander, thinking about dying and what happens next and all that. Then I kind of get freaked out thinking about not being here. Then my mind goes to a place where it feels like I'm not really here and that this is all a dream. Totally freaks me the fuck out. Usually this leads to me sitting up and looking around and trying to get myself out of that mode. Fucked up, huh? Now I'm the crazy one I guess.

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Jugdish said...

I didn't know keef hated vince vaughn so much

Jugdish said...

Luck, in 2012, will likely be much more of a sure thing than Manning or Rivers were in 2004.


not sure i agree with that

Jugdish said...

not that luck won't be good, but the part that he is so much more of a sure thing than manning...

Jugdish said...

unless they are talking about eli

Jugdish said...

IN YOU FACE!

Blue said...

even peyton wasn't a sure thing.

remember there was a lot of debate as to whether Leaf or Manning was the better QB.

now, I think Luck has his head screwed on straight and won't go crazy like Ryan Leaf did, but you never know.

Blue said...

i'll accept your apology now kod re: cardinals

Blue said...

man it feels good to have your team in the world series

El Padrino said...

"This is like one of the only Vince Vaughn movies where he isn't a fucking pussy."

Swingers
Domestic Disturbance
He steals Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Anchorman
Starsky & Hutch

not a pussy in any of these

El Padrino said...

i missed football entirely, need highlights

countdown will be suite

Blue said...

he's not a pussy in wedding crashers

Jugdish said...

i missed football entirely, need highlights



Jason campbell done for year, broke collarbone

grossman done for year, because he sucks

lions lost, their coach wanted to beat up harbaugh after the game because he shook his hand too hard

Jugdish said...

O:FP

Keef said...

not a pussy in any of these


Right. I didn't say Old School was the only one

El Padrino said...

"grossman done for year, because he sucks"


hilarity

should be on injury report every week with this reason

Out with a Grossman

Keef said...

I didn't know keef hated vince vaughn so much


I don't. I think he's hilarity. I just don't like that he does shit like The Break Up, Couples Retreat, etc

Blue said...

4 christmases

Keef said...

Yes

El Padrino said...

i;e Luck

lately this league has had a pretty decent success rate on 1st round qb's coming in and playing well

if luck is as good as they say he could be as good as Eli or Rivers I'd agree with that

gotta be right team though
Fins have no receivers, Marshall is a beast when he wants to be

Colts, i mean will they really draft him knowing peyton plans on playing 4 more years min?

Vikes would have to tank they have talent to win 5 games

Panthers, no shot Newton is a star or sure looks like one early on here

Chiefs, need to lost almost every game going forward, fire haley, etc.

who else

Jags? Trade Gabbert if they hold #1 pick. He sucks.

Jugdish said...

i thought the break up was funny...the other two not so much

Keef said...

if luck is as good as they say he could be as good as Eli or Rivers I'd agree with that


Hilarity

Blue said...

"if luck is as good as they say he could be as good as Eli or Rivers I'd agree with that"

that you include eli in this statement is laughable

gm's aren't hoping he's as good as eli manning

El Padrino said...

"The Break Up"

not gonna lie, thought he was funny in this

the movie kind is unwatchable with any other actor

El Padrino said...

i'm so sick of eli talk

forget i said it

El Padrino said...

if eli was on bengals or broncos you'd love him

that's all im sayin

Jugdish said...

i wouldn't take him over cutler. neither would blue.

Keef said...

if eli was on bengals or broncos you'd love him



The Bentals had Eli. His name is Carson Palmer

NS

Jugdish said...

if eli was on the broncos blue would be buying billboard space asking fox to play tebow

Jugdish said...

The Bentals had Eli. His name is Carson Palmer



raiders trying to get him from the bentals*. he is still grounded though

Keef said...

Goddamn Bentals

El Padrino said...

The Bentals had Eli. His name is Carson Palmer

NS


eteo

El Padrino said...

real leaders dont quit on their organization keef

Blue said...

i wouldn't love eli

Blue said...

i know you didn't watch any games yesterday, but as the gints are marching to win the game, eli threw a ball that should have been picked...lucky that the bills cb has stone hands.

Blue said...

"real leaders dont quit on their organization keef"


steve jobs quit


too soon?

El Padrino said...

"i know you didn't watch any games yesterday, but as the gints are marching to win the game, eli threw a ball that should have been picked...lucky that the bills cb has stone hands."

so what, it's always negative views of eli no matter what, if ellis hobbs or whoever dropped that pick in SB he wouldnt be super bowl mvp but he dropped it and he is so that's the way it goes

its sports, if beltran hits the yakker out of the park he's a hero

if buckner makes that play the mets only chip would have been 42 years ago

if
if
if if if if if

if my balls bro

he could throw 4 TD's in one game with 300+ passing but i'll always here about oh this play or that play

it's garbage, if he was on your team you'd understand

when the broncos were rolling in josh d's first year you had a hard on for Orton so shut your face

El Padrino said...

kyle orton fucking blows gorilla cock

El Padrino said...

carson palmer is a blow job

El Padrino said...

Cutler is a pussy.

El Padrino said...

Rivers is a douchebag

El Padrino said...

who else wants some

Jugdish said...

Me!

/beth

El Padrino said...

there are GM's in this league who would put their balls on a gullotine to have eli instead of the shat they have

ask the fins if they found marino's successor yet

or pat bowlen, ask him blue if they found Elway's successor

ask the skins

finally chicago got their guy, too bad he's a tampon

mark sanchez, yeah cuz a wetback qb is a good idea

as paul brown, could have waited a year and drafted eli

ask the browns

lamar hunt, ask him

cmon son

Jugdish said...

suite eli bait earlier

Jugdish said...

eli is the vince vaughn of QBs, sometimes hilarious and sometimes a pussy

/keef

El Padrino said...

i dont care, im taking all eli threats seriously now

like the gov taking terror threats carefully

im taking no chances

if it's bait congrats

most of it is real i iagine because even the casual fan thinks eli sucks

Jugdish said...

eli is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get.


like romo

El Padrino said...

oh so kyle boller

yeah Garrard gonna be the guy there

El Padrino said...

is meiz ok?

Blue said...

eli won a superbowl, so he's got his wheaties box.

my point, if he was anywhere other than new york, he wouldn't be a celebrity and nobody would care.

He'd be an average qb.

Blue said...

i'm not saying that's all he's ever going to be

he needs a good defense to be successful and then he can be a game manager.

but rolling the ball out there and saying "go win this one for us" just isn't going to happen

El Padrino said...

was the payton collision gnarly?

El Padrino said...

"my point, if he was anywhere other than new york, he wouldn't be a celebrity and nobody would care."

didnt know he was a celeb, as far as ny qbs go he's the least you ever hear about locally off the field

Pass the Lysol said...

"Then I kind of get freaked out thinking about not being here. Then my mind goes to a place where it feels like I'm not really here and that this is all a dream."



-now I'm starting to understand the whole never smoking pot thing

-aja I'm sorry to hear that man, sounds scary! (ns)

Pass the Lysol said...

"i'll accept your apology now kod re: cardinals"


now that's a legitimate aa


-mea culpa; wrong yet again

Jugdish said...

colin cowherd just said "can we finally acknowledge that eli manning is good?"


ns and hilarity

Pass the Lysol said...

"Kod should start a football gambling website with LP"


maybe awful + awful = awesome

El Padrino said...

"but rolling the ball out there and saying "go win this one for us" just isn't going to happen"

he has like 20 game winning drives
so i dont know what that means

or 15 or so 4th qtr comebacks

Blue said...

"didnt know he was a celeb"

he's got the oreo doublestuff commercials among other things

sanchize doesn't have shit for commercials

Pass the Lysol said...

"Forte will get shut down, and Jared Allen should get at abut 3 sacks"



Forte: 87 yds rushing 0 TDs, < 25 yrds receiving 0 TDs


ok, so the Vikes didn't shut him down the way I thought they would (it was more of a mercy killing by the Bears as he did average like 8 yds/carry)....but that's pretty low for Forte this season



grasp, grasp, grasping for straws here

Blue said...

ponder looked good

El Padrino said...

"sanchize doesn't have shit for commercials"

yes he does

gilette, some gay clothing

and the direct tv thing with other players

eli has ad apps cuz of big bro

El Padrino said...

only toyota employs eli and only eli

everything else is with peyton

El Padrino said...

ponder played?

suite

Blue said...

"when the broncos were rolling in josh d's first year you had a hard on for Orton so shut your face"

actually no. i bitched that he never threw the ball downfield, which he seemed to fix last year, but regressed back into this year

El Padrino said...

last night the band had this one singer dude who did a mike j impression while he sang billie jean and he was so into it, twas hilarity

then towards the end he did the karate kick move mj used to do and like hurt himself, walked away holding his rib never seen again

was awesome

Blue said...

citizen watch, toyota and reebok...all solo endorsements

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Then my mind goes to a place where it feels like I'm not really here and that this is all a dream." "

if you are laying there long enough without moving and eyes are closed you may be dreaming while awake, sleep paralysis style

some people like to do it on purpose

Blue said...

bye weeks suck

Jugdish said...

they should be called off weeks

Spaceman Spiff said...

nyjer jinxed them

Spaceman Spiff said...

this pic sums up the schwartz/harbaugh thing

schwartz looks like a baby, him trying to run around the crowd to get to harbaugh a second time was hilarity

El Padrino said...

injoy is fucking awesome

Blue said...

schwarz is kind of a dick

before the game the sideline reporter said something like "do you think the crowd will be as loud as monday night" and he responded by saying

"well they just won the toss and deferred, so yeah, i guess they're scared of the crowd noise"

Blue said...

brandon lloyd to the Rams

El Padrino said...

suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Jon Gruden agrees to a 5-year extension to remain on ESPN's MNF"

Blue said...

gruden is the next madden

El Padrino said...

damn he loves that yob

Blue said...

hilarity

Blue said...

fuck deadspin

El Padrino said...

blocked

El Padrino said...

Mahadevan Devaganthamoorthy

cmon bro

El Padrino said...

With the egalitarianism of the East


the fuck is this shiit

El Padrino said...

man skunkpatch loves Mike Florio

El Padrino said...

whoa wft were the packers wearing

Blue said...

the gif is also on wwtdd

it's pretty hilarity. shady mccoy punching andy reid in the stomach

Todd Packer said...

Eli is a slightly better QB than Grossman

Todd Packer said...

DLed the new OS for my iPhone... nothing but problems so far

City of Champions™ said...

"I just noticed tonight that the guy who plays Mitch's boss is the old bald guy from Lost"

He was also the Mayor in Tombstone

Blue said...

this 9-9-9 tax thing sounds interesting

Blue said...

"DLed the new OS for my iPhone... nothing but problems so far"

you have the 4? I'm waiting to download the new software to make sure there aren't a bunch if issues

City of Champions™ said...

"Chiefs, need to lost almost every game going forward"

Bad typist*

City of Champions™ said...

"who else wants some"

Too easy!

/Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Drew Brees.

City of Champions™ said...

" if ellis hobbs or whoever dropped that pick in SB he wouldnt be super bowl mvp"

Asante Samuel

City of Champions™ said...

my point, if he was anywhere other than new york, and wasn't Peyton's brother and Archie's son, he wouldn't be a celebrity and nobody would care.

*Fixed

Todd Packer said...

"you have the 4? I'm waiting to download the new software to make sure there aren't a bunch if issues"

yeah, I have the 4. the cloud is making everything else shitty

City of Champions™ said...

" Then my mind goes to a place where it feels like I'm not really here and that this is all a dream."

I'm sure this doesn't make you feel any better at all, but this occasionally happens to me.

Keef said...

"if you are laying there long enough without moving and eyes are closed you may be dreaming while awake, sleep paralysis style"

interesting

Keef said...

"I'm sure this doesn't make you feel any better at all, but this occasionally happens to me."

I don't feel bad about it, it's just weird. I figure other people go through it

El Padrino said...

you should drink more keef

Keef said...

nah i'm good

El Padrino said...

then you need to beleef in jesus more

El Padrino said...

jesus aint real

/tp, meiz

City of Champions™ said...

Oh no. Is LOV about to go religious?

Keef said...

then you need to beleef in jesus more


Not sure where this came from

El Padrino said...

voltink on fallon

El Padrino said...

"Oh no. Is LOV about to go religious?"

i'll stop

after this

"Not sure where this came from"

you seem confused as to where you go after you die

City of Champions™ said...

Silly Ep. Believes in bed time stories...

El Padrino said...

yeah so i'll stop

we'll talk about it during the next summit

City of Champions™ said...

"we'll talk about it during the next summit"

It's October, bro.

*and*

0%

El Padrino said...

we should do it in sept. october is bad

City of Champions™ said...

:shaking my head:

City of Champions™ said...

Sometimes, you are literally too dumb to make fun of.

Blue said...

broncos getting a 5th or 6th for Lloyd...conditional

Blue said...

Eddie Royal might be out the door as well, and the broncos have talked to the raiders briefly about trading Orton to them

Blue said...

chances eddie stays 80%

chances orton stays 90%

Blue said...

take that adam schefter

Blue said...

and john clayton

Blue said...

i even scooped john elway (he tweeted the trade a few minutes after my post)

El Padrino said...

your dumb

El Padrino said...

not you aitch

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity, reinforced what you were trying not to reinforce

Jugdish said...

mize


kotsay is a free agent, they better sign him soon.

El Padrino said...

yo was this dude popular like dale earnhardt?

El Padrino said...

what he die from, broken neck?

Jugdish said...

car accident

Jugdish said...

spiff

City of Champions™ said...

"yo was this dude popular like dale earnhardt?"

I don't know if he was that popular. I'm not really into IRL. I only remembver him from his feud with Danica a few years back. Kind of ironic that he was set to take her ride next year when she jumps to NASCAR

City of Champions™ said...

"spiff"

You know, I am so spoiled by having Brady lead the Pats. NS. I'm just saying I barely remember what it was like having a sucky QB situation. And it is amazing to me how many teams in the NFL have god awful QBs

El Padrino said...

cmep hates when i go to costco alone

says i buy dumb shit

i disagree

Spaceman Spiff said...

they should keep grossman in so he can contribute to a higher draft pick which will be his replacement

Spaceman Spiff said...

theres no dumb shit in costco

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I'm just saying I barely remember what it was like having a sucky QB situation."

you didnt follow football back

Spaceman Spiff said...

*then

El Padrino said...

READ THIS AND RIDDLE ME THIS

lets say this guy actually murders someone and cleans up nicely, cops have few leads so they do a lineup based on same likes and He makes the lineup including himself and gets picked

cops will let him go now? cuz i mean they work with him in a way they will think the victim wrongly identified him or the opposite happens she or he picks someone else and he gets away

Spaceman Spiff said...

i loaded up on samples at costco yesterday

bread with butter, taquitos, tamales, carnitas, bagel bites, potstickers, cheddar

Keef said...

you seem confused as to where you go after you die



What color is your mat?

El Padrino said...

"theres no dumb shit in costco"

exactly what i said

ns

Spaceman Spiff said...

"lets say this guy actually murders someone and cleans up nicely, cops have few leads so they do a lineup based on same likes and He makes the lineup including himself and gets picked"

write the script son

El Padrino said...

you didnt follow football back

yeah!

El Padrino said...

i hate writing

i took a course on script writing once, everyone in the class was gay

El Padrino said...

got furd* from stache again

Keef said...

How do you get fired from something that doesn't pay you?

Jugdish said...

i took a course on script writing once, everyone in the class was gay



you were in the class

Jugdish said...

How do you get fired from something that doesn't pay you?



he spent too much time selling mattresses

El Padrino said...

In 2008, he got married to Susie. He now has a 2-year old son, Sebastian, and Oliver will be 7 months old Wednesday. He could never get through a May interview without talking about the loves of his life, the way married life had grounded him and given him foundation.

sad
sasd

Keef said...

You know, I am so spoiled by having Brady lead the Pats. NS. I'm just saying I barely remember what it was like having a sucky QB situation. And it is amazing to me how many teams in the NFL have god awful QBs



OK rev

El Padrino said...

How do you get fired from something that doesn't pay you?

good point

editor email was hilarity

part ways was involved

Blue said...

you should ask him if they're going to pay out your vacation pay?

El Padrino said...

i should

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i took a course on script writing once, everyone in the class was gay"

back when you still thought it was contagious huh

Jugdish said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

i hate people that wear angry bird shirts

El Padrino said...

who doesnt love fried chicken and beer

Spaceman Spiff said...

"who doesnt love fried chicken and beer"

only lackey and the red sox could vilify those things

Blue said...

and video games

Blue said...

i call that bonding

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

O:FB

El Padrino said...

easy with the flu shot lady i aint getting it

City of Champions™ said...

"you didnt follow football back then"

I certainly did with Bledsoe. And I remember the games that were played by Michael Bishop, Rohan Davey, Scott Zolak, among others. There definitely lean times here. Just been so long that it is hard to remember what it was like.

El Padrino said...

god damn

Keef said...

Remember he Red Sux 2011 season? That was probably the awesomest.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"David Garrard has a herniated disk and is going to schedule back surgery this week, he told ESPN senior NFL analyst Chris Mortensen. The Oakland Raiders had reached out to the free-agent quarterback in the wake of Jason Campbell's broken collarbone but Garrard informed the team that he is not available."

El Padrino said...

what a tard

El Padrino said...

orton is available

El Padrino said...

just run wildcat with mcfadden all day

Spaceman Spiff said...

mcfadden and pryor

Keef said...

Sparty on, LP

El Padrino said...

dick

Keef said...

The slicked back hair dude yelling whoawhoawhoawhoa who tries to break up the Schwartz/Harbaugh spat is hilarity

Jugdish said...

i think van pelt just called him lou albano

Keef said...

HA

El Padrino said...

i need to see this

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i need to see this"

video is hard to find

El Padrino said...

tonight im sure countdown will have it

Jugdish said...

cali parents

El Padrino said...

piece

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Rams cut Mike Sims-Walker after adding Brandon Lloyd "

damn, FACE

thats what you get for sucking i guess

Pass the Lysol said...

"Sometimes, you are literally too dumb to make fun of."


liTerally one of the greatest LOV comments ever made (ns)

City of Champions™ said...

Thank you Kod

Keef said...

"cali parents"


Maybe those dykes should of* adopted a girl instead of brainwashing a boy

Pass the Lysol said...

no thank you, I needed that Guffaw today...gold

Blue said...

blue just found out he got passed over for the CFO job.

he didn't even get to fucking interview even though he's basically been doing that job for the last year.

now he gets to spend the next year training some fuckstick.

i sure as shit better be getting a ton more money to keep my shitty job.

Keef said...

Don't be blue

tem said...

training a fuckstick sounds bad

Keef said...

Beth trains fucksticks all the time

tem said...

why would you get more money to keep your current job?

Blue said...

because when I took this job, I took less money because the "plan" was to groom me to be CFO...great career opportunity.

so now, fuck that, show me the money

tem said...

beth trains fucksticks is an obvious, but still funny comment.

tem said...

dual meaning too.

trains as in teaches

and trains as in the sexual term

tem said...

sounds like blue should polish up the resume.

Blue said...

my boss is going to be COO and he told me all this today, and he knows i'm pissed.

i'm pissed i didn't even get to interview for it...it's one thing if I can interview for it and they pick someone else. They keep trying to blame the investors saying they had some pre-requisites or some bullshit.

tem said...

you needed 3 houses and 2 jets.

not 4 houses and 1 jet.

tem said...

aja, sucks to hear that you are getting the fuckstick treatment.

Keef said...

I don't understand this new Guiness Black Lager. Isn't original Guiness black?

tem said...

maybe they will give you a raise. it'll be interesting to see how it plays out.

tem said...

yeah, but i don't think guiness is a lager.

tem said...

it is a stout

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