Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Meiz eye for the straight guy

"Black people from other countries aren't really black people" Hi Daniel Tosh.

I'm over the whole Breast Cancer awareness thing. Do we really have to wear pink and have pink on everything to remind us about breast cancer? It's not like there's a lot of people who forget about it. Granted it's the worst kind of cancer, right up there with prostate and testicular, but you don't see testicular cancer awareness month. Fucking woman* always needing attention. If we didn't have a pink month, i'm pretty sure everyone would still be just as aware. I blame clothing companies. "we have all this pink shit we can't sell, I know, we'll create a whole month where everyone wears pink"

Carson Palmer's corpse traded to the Raiders. I guess he's better than Terelle Pryor. They've both spent a lot of time in Ohio, so maybe they know some of the same people.

I hope the BCS computers explode this week. All this conference re-alignment shit is crazy. Boise State would be dumb to move to the big east. Granted the conference they're in isn't awesome, but the big east is becoming the eastern version of the WAC, let alone the mountain west. The SEC should invite them for a trial year, just to show them what big-time football is about.

Boat* some blue moon pumpkin harvest. By far my favorite of the fall/seasonal beers. If you like beer and you're not gay, try it. (yes, i'm looking at you meiz, fucking attention whore).

Eat, Drink, and be Merry....i'm looking for a new yob, but probably not looking very hard.

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Jugdish said...

funny

El Padrino said...

your welcome

Jugdish said...

your welcome



??????

/cmlp

El Padrino said...

watch out for wild animals tem

Blue said...

el padrino

Keef said...

In LP's defense, there were over 100 comments to sift through yesterday. It's easy to miss links like that. Especially when the comment is basically exactly the same

Blue said...

super big day

Keef said...

Beck starting this week, Spiff

Keef said...

While his 1986 New York Mets teammates basked in the glory of millions during a ticker tape parade to celebrate their World Series title, Dwight Gooden sat in a drug dealer's apartment, too high and paranoid to join them.

City of Champions™ said...

"Beck starting this week, Spiff"

Santana Moss is pisst*

El Padrino said...

jacque pepin is the man

tem said...

Found a monkey and a bear east of town. They seem like nice pets. The monkey does not smoke.

tem said...

Not sure if the bear sheds...fmtem says we can keep him for now

tem said...

Eli, brandon marshall, ced benson for ray rice

Keef said...

Doesn't sound like you're selling high on Eli

Todd Packer said...

heading to CM tonight.... maybe I can help ep bus tables at the catering hall this weekend

El Padrino said...

what the hell

how long you in for

Pass the Lysol said...

kod's going to live vicariously through his niece


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


No doubt; I'm already living vicariously through about 10 others, so good to add another to that list (ns)

Todd Packer said...

wed through sun

Keef said...

TWSS

Pass the Lysol said...

"Did Kod just call himself a petite blonde?"



I'm 5'6", 110 lbs and light blonde; what would you call it?


(setting it up for ya LOV.....knock that shit down)

Todd Packer said...

plan on eating some shake shack tonight

Keef said...

I'm 5'6", 110 lbs and light blonde; what would you call it?



fuck material

/LP

Pass the Lysol said...

"Kodembe Niecetombo"



yep, taught her the finger wag this past summer; big sis didn't like as much as Nicetombo and me

El Padrino said...

sunday night football Saints home vs Colts

monday night Ravens @ Jacksonville




SHITTY

Keef said...

You don't even watch football on Sunday so it doesn't matter

El Padrino said...

I'm 5'6", 110 lbs and light blonde; what would you call it?


your a girl?

El Padrino said...

You don't even watch football on Sunday so it doesn't matter

if im home i do

monday i am

El Padrino said...

"wed-sun"

what for?

i'll be down by Stone St. thursday night for a dinner but would ditch it for a brew if your available

Keef said...

0%

El Padrino said...

takes two to tango keef

El Padrino said...

i'd do a weekend but im on for a triple this weekend

fuck

Spaceman Spiff said...

"plan on eating some shake shack tonight"

you bastard

El Padrino said...

mmmmm shake shack

Spaceman Spiff said...

NERDS!

fascinated by this vid


taking air hockey to the next level. s

El Padrino said...

that day i went to madison square park eats thing i stopped by the shake shack, the line was too long so i used the express line for frozen custard and got a concrete shake

Todd Packer said...

""wed-sun"

what for?

i'll be down by Stone St. thursday night for a dinner but would ditch it for a brew if your available"


going up to visit my brothers & for neice's 1st birthday.

not sure what our plans are for thursday. I'll send you a text later tonight and let you know if I can get away from family bs

El Padrino said...

cool

El Padrino said...

no big deal, you come up here often enough to eventually meet up

City of Champions™ said...

"let you know if I can get away from family bs"

0%

City of Champions™ said...

-160

Spaceman Spiff said...

carson starting

City of Champions™ said...

"no big deal, you come up here often enough to eventually meet up"

EP is a slow learner.

City of Champions™ said...

"carson starting"

Who needs to learn a playbook?

El Padrino said...

it's raining all day today, fyi

and about 60 degrees

El Padrino said...

what is aitch's problem?

City of Champions™ said...

RED 7!!! RED 7!!! RED 7!!! HOT ROUTE! HOT ROUTE!

/Carson Palmer

City of Champions™ said...

"what is aitch's problem?"

I'm good thanks. You?

City of Champions™ said...

Are you being sensitive?

City of Champions™ said...

Does your vagina hurt?

City of Champions™ said...

would you like some cranberry juice?

El Padrino said...

you seem to be more spry than usual

Todd Packer said...

staying with my brother that lives on the upper east side. his apt is walking distance to a shake shack. I'll be spending a lot of time at my other brothers place in mid-town though

Todd Packer said...

"it's raining all day today, fyi

and about 60 degrees"

yeah, hopefully our flight is not delayed... had to yell at cmtp this AM. she was packing for the kids like we were heading into a blizzard

El Padrino said...

fucking women

City of Champions™ said...

"spry"

Do you even know what that word means or was it on your word of the day calendar this morning?

El Padrino said...

do you even know what your face means?

El Padrino said...

tp has rich brothers

City of Champions™ said...

"do you even know what your face means?"

It means I get laid a lot.

Blue said...

soulja boy arrested for having a ton of weed

Blue said...

deshawn stevenson is pissed

Blue said...

Alec Baldwin went to the Occupy Wall STreet protests.


Hey Alec, you are the 1%, douchebag

El Padrino said...

just like russell simmons

Mize said...

Alec Baldwin supports taxing the top 1% that he's a part of.

El Padrino said...

keef, wwtdd has a jen aniston pic for you

Blue said...

spiff-

keeper league trade sent your way

Keef said...

keef, wwtdd has a jen aniston pic for you



The one with the low cut dress?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"keeper league trade sent your way"

you been LPing my matt ryan comments all season?

Blue said...

i had to pick somebody.

everyone on my team is available

Blue said...

when you're 0-6, it's time to make a change

Blue said...

no idea how my waiver claim didn't top yours

City of Champions™ said...

"when you're 0-6, it's time to make a change"

How spry of you

/EP

El Padrino said...

saw billboard of eddie murph and ben stiller

City of Champions™ said...

"no idea how my waiver claim didn't top yours"

Is the waiver system the same in the keeper league as it is in Y!? If so, records are irrelevant

El Padrino said...

something called tower heist

City of Champions™ said...

I just fired someone. Going out with guns blazing

City of Champions™ said...

"something called tower heist"

Been advertising that movie on the Tee Vee masheen* for a while now.

Blue said...

"Is the waiver system the same in the keeper league as it is in Y!? If so, records are irrelevant"

no in the Y you have to put a $ amount.

in the keeper i'm pretty sure it goes by record. I must have had another waiver claim in the same week.

Blue said...

when you're scouring the waiver wire, you tend to forget things

El Padrino said...

occupy wall street, 1979

El Padrino said...

"Been advertising that movie on the Tee Vee masheen* for a while now."

nerve seen it keef

Keef said...

when you're 0-6, it's time to make a change



Maybe don't play guys who are on a bye

Jugdish said...

I just fired someone. Going out with guns blazing



yourself?

Keef said...

I need to find an ENT doc. I'm pretty sure I have a deviated septum

El Padrino said...

not worth the operation

El Padrino said...

i had no choice since my nose was bent but it was one of the most painful things

tem said...

"Eli, brandon marshall, ced benson for ray rice"

so you are saying this isn't fair?

Keef said...

"i had no choice since my nose was bent but it was one of the most painful things"

Really painful? NS
Did it help you breathe easier?

Keef said...

"not worth the operation"



I dunno. Sometimes it's almost impossible to breath* through my nose. I always wondered if I had a deviated septum. Then yesterday I was using that Neti pot and the water wouldn't go through one of the nostrils. The google masheen said it might be that.


TMI probably

Keef said...

No such thing as TMI

/kod

El Padrino said...

Really painful? NS
Did it help you breathe easier?


breathing improved and my nose was fixed straight but again, it was broken like a lamp on the floor so i had no choice

but the really painful part was when they removed the packing 2 days or 3? days later they pack your nose with so much gauze you have to breath through your mouth for days until they remove it, it feels like they pull it from your brain

the pain after the anesthisa wears off is manageable but "uncomfortable" to say the least

maybe for deviated septum its easier since they dont have to "set" or rebreak the nose

google it

Keef said...

Yeah rebreaking the nose sounds less than ideal

Spaceman Spiff said...

a lot of people have a deviated septum to some degree i think, mine is a little off, right notstril isnt as clear, but i can breathe enough, if you cant breathe you should check it out

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Texas Rangers nominated Dallas Mavericks star Dirk Nowitzki to throw out a first pitch before one of their home games in the World Series, but sources with knowledge of the team's plans say that the recommendation has been nixed by Major League Baseball."

the fuck

Spaceman Spiff said...

think the waiver process is like normal where its the draft order reversed to start the season then depending on who makes claims, they get moved to the back

Jugdish said...

it was broken like a lamp on the floor so i had no choice



did you get that from your boss?

Blue said...

"Maybe don't play guys who are on a bye"

the only byes i played were my kicker and my defense

Blue said...

well, i'm in suck for Luck mode then

Blue said...

not only am I 0-6, but 5 of those were Home games

Blue said...

maybe i'm a better road team

tem said...

have you played my team?

my team sucks. if i beat you then you really suck.

Blue said...

yep, you beat me and it wasn't even close

Blue said...

shit one week I scored 58 points

Blue said...

i'd like to think my defense just sucks, given up the 3rd most points in the league...but my offense is even worst

City of Champions™ said...

"yourself?"

um, no.

City of Champions™ said...

Just found out they reimburse me for the purchase of suits too. Suite*

Keef said...

the only byes i played were my kicker and my defense



apology accepted

Keef said...

Just found out they reimburse me for the purchase of suits too. Suite*



Just get a tuxedo shirt

El Padrino said...

"did you get that from your boss?"

pre lov life

got mad drunk in PA house and attempted a dive into a snow bank

top was snow

under was ice


crunch

Blue said...

"logy accepted"

i did have a kicker on bye when i scored 58 points.

I might have been able to break 60 if I hadn't done that.

City of Champions™ said...

I swear to god EP must just be fucking with us.

City of Champions™ said...

He must laugh every time he types some stupid shit..

"haha, these fuckers really think I'm this dumb."

El Padrino said...

aka the joey lawrence

Blue said...

just got to tell my team about us hiring a new CFO that's not me.

Had to answer a lot of questions about why I didn't get the job...

Blue said...

almost as uncomfortable as firing someone

Spaceman Spiff said...

re: loose ohio animals

"An escaped monkey was eaten by one of the lions. "

awesome

City of Champions™ said...

"almost as uncomfortable as firing someone"

You lie. You know you love firing people.

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo up

Jugdish said...

you're fired

/blue


no

/cmblue

El Padrino said...

hockey season tix

Pass the Lysol said...

No such thing as TMI

/kod


^^^^^^^^


reading my mind; exactly what I was thinking when reading the above

Pass the Lysol said...

and a netti pot is certainly not TMI


but I don't think I could use one

tem said...

everyone in blue's office loves them some blue.

if only they knew his fantasy team sucked.

they'd want a new cfo

City of Champions™ said...

"hockey season tix"

huh?

Keef said...

but I don't think I could use one




Yeah it's weird. Gotta be a mouf breather for a couple minutes. It's tough

Keef said...

These Totino's pizza radio commercials are fucking awful

El Padrino said...

"hockey season tix"

huh?

tardo

Keef said...

I think this was mentioned last year after the first summit, but I read all of h's comments in a chowd accent now. It's grate

El Padrino said...

McNabb: I have a lot of football left



hilarious

City of Champions™ said...

"I think this was mentioned last year after the first summit, but I read all of h's comments in a chowd accent now. It's grate"

That's hilarious.

Mize said...

Jeebus. Trade offer sent to me.

I give up Stevie J

He gives up Ryan fucking Torain


NO

Tyler said...

Aitch, what is this new job you've managed to land? Going back to skip tracing?

Tyler said...

And Blue what are you looking for in the keeper league?

Keef said...

Aitch, what is this new job you've managed to land? Going back to skip tracing?




Jesus Christ, L Padrino

Tyler said...

Ok then.

Todd Packer said...

damn flight is delayed 45 min

Todd Packer said...

"tp has rich brothers"

one is rich, the other is poor... I'm staying with the poor one

Mize said...

I want pizza

Keef said...

I think you axed him yesterday and he answered, T.

Todd Packer said...

"Ok then."

h is staying in the transportation game

Keef said...

I want to hang out with some Kings and see if the "hockey players are the best dudes in professional sports" theory is actually true



Fuck off, El Tardo

Todd Packer said...

sas people actually still read sg.... thought his 15 minutes would have been up by now

Keef said...

The director of the Columbus Zoo as well as The Wilds recommended that the escaped monkey be shot and killed on sight because it could possibly carry Herpes B, the sheriff said.



So the monkey met Beth, apparently.

S

Blue said...

tyler-

I'm looking for a QB in the keeper. Preferrably one that is left handed and his name rhymes with placebo

Mize said...

I think Brandi on Storage Wars is a moron

Pass the Lysol said...

"I'm over the whole Breast Cancer awareness thing. Do we really have to wear pink and have pink on everything to remind us about breast cancer?"


October is also domestic violence awareness month; sucks it shares a month with BC, they should change that

Pass the Lysol said...

It's tough


I bet, scared to even try; I've gotten water up my nose enough times swimming and diving to know it's fucking awful

Pass the Lysol said...

"The director of the Columbus Zoo as well as The Wilds recommended that the escaped monkey be shot and killed on sight because it could possibly carry Herpes B, the sheriff said."


-see, this shit never would have happened at the Milwaukee Zoo


/Meiz

Pass the Lysol said...

I think Brandi on Storage Wars is a moron


Jarod makes her look smrt by comparison; I still like them a hell of a lot better than Dave or Darrell

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz

"Ronnie Brown-to-Detroit trade voided because RB Jerome Harrison had health issues."

Mize said...

"Ronnie Brown-to-Detroit trade voided because RB Jerome Harrison had health issues."


Yeah. Bummer.

Mize said...

"Jarod makes her look smrt by comparison"


Eh, I think she's unrealistic with the limits she puts on each locker. She thinks $200 should buy $3000 worth of stuff every time.

Pass the Lysol said...

the show might just cut it this way, but whenever they argue about a locker, 99% of the time she ends up being right.

Mize said...

There's a song at work I like, I have no idea what the name or artist is, and I'm not even sure of any of the lyrics. And nobody in my department has a smartphone. Lame.

Todd Packer said...

"There's a song at work I like, I have no idea what the name or artist is, and I'm not even sure of any of the lyrics. And nobody in my department has a smartphone. Lame."

check with the guys in the meat dept.

Keef said...

Too soon

Keef said...

The World Series starts tonight, mize

Mize said...

"check with the guys in the meat dept."


I find it quite hilarity that the entire meat cutting & packing operation was fired.

Mize said...

Those people were awful at their jobs.

Todd Packer said...

I feel another delay coming... supposed to leave at 7:45 and no one in boarding yet. original departure time was 7:00

Keef said...

That's nothing

/mize

Tyler said...

Sorry for the inconvenience Keith, I just saw that Aitch answered my question 45 minutes after I asked it yesterday and I had left for a meeting by then.

Tyler said...

And congrats Aitch, hope the new job is better than the current one. Do you get to keep the company minivan or did you negotiate for a new one?

Tyler said...

"October is also domestic violence awareness month; sucks it shares a month with BC, they should change that"

October is also Rocktober it sucks it has to share a month with those other two things.

Mize said...

Scott Hall E:60 about to hit

Tyler said...

I did not know that Scott Hall killed a man.

Tyler said...

I love the contrast between mullet with a mustache eighties Scott Hall vs. Razor Ramon.

Tyler said...

Justin Credible sighting.

Keef said...

Sorry for the inconvenience Keith, I just saw that Aitch answered my question 45 minutes after I asked it yesterday and I had left for a meeting by then.



Apology accepted

Tyler said...

That Scott Hall segment was depressing.

Keef said...

Mie, the World Series is on

Tyler said...

Yeah, looks like I didn't miss much. Still 0-0.

Keef said...

Mie is suite

Keef said...

Carpenter is neckbeard tonight

Mize said...

"That Scott Hall segment was depressing."

The footage of the event at that fire station made me feel ill to my stomach.

Tyler said...

"The footage of the event at that fire station made me feel ill to my stomach."

Yeah, I still kind of can't believe that actually happened.

Tyler said...

Ha, Carpenter struck out on a bunt.

Tyler said...

Berkman.

Tyler said...

Mikey Naps. 2-2.

Mize said...

I have dumb friends

Mize said...

Here's a question:

do you guys ever Lysol your bed/bedding when you change the sheets and whatnot?

Keef said...

No

Keef said...

The sheets are usually clean & fresh when they come out of the dryer

Keef said...

Csil is at the state fair tonight. WT

Keef said...

This infrared shot on Fox is re tard ed

Mize said...

"The sheets are usually clean & fresh when they come out of the dryer"


I meant like the mattress and/or pillows. Not the fucking clean sheets.

Keef said...

No

Mize said...

Okay.

Keef said...

But we also have a mattress pad cover that gets washed whenever the sheets get washed

Mize said...

"But we also have a mattress pad cover that gets washed whenever the sheets get washed"


As do I. 2, actually.


Regardless, my fucking weirdo Dad Lysols his shit, and since I'm living here he insists I do it also.

The point as always: I hate my life.

Jugdish said...

The footage of the event at that fire station made me feel ill to my stomach.



that didn't really affect me much

Mize said...

People on eBay are stupid. Why would you pay Retail when shipping is added in on a used product?


Trying to buy Arkham Asylum

Jugdish said...

i thought this was funny

Todd Packer said...

no shake shack tonight.... got CM too late

Todd Packer said...

*got to CM

Keef said...

Regardless, my fucking weirdo Dad Lysols his shit, and since I'm living here he insists I do it also.


Good times

Jugdish said...

Regardless, my fucking weirdo Dad Lysols his shit, and since I'm living here he insists I do it also.



does he have plastic on the couch too?

Beth said...

"The point as always: I hate my life."

If anyone ever asked me to describe meiz to them (AHIIK), I'd just tell them this quote of his.

Jugdish said...

block

Jugdish said...

bold

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