Wednesday, October 12, 2011

I swear

by the moon and the stars in the sky

I always oversleep on wednesday mornings, what's the deal with that?

I've been imbibing a lot of Sam Adams Octoberfest lately.

My next option is blue moon's pumpkin something

Tigers won...valverde another fun inning

I'm going to lunch at some swanky bistro. you know it sucks if it's called a bistro

The cardinals are going to sweep the brewers

A cardinals/rangers world series would be the awesome of opposite.

So how about that obama jobs act, huh?

I've always wondered what happened to Happy Gilmore after he bought his grandma's house back

i'm not going to see that movie "drive" out of protest because of all the women in the office saying how beautiful the notebook dude is.

that guy is a douchebag

138 comments:

City of Champions™ said...

Angry Blue

tem said...

that movie drive isn't out yet?

Blue said...

it's out, but i'm not going to see it out of principle that the guy is a douche

Blue said...

suite

how can i get one of those

Keef said...

Maybe Mills can send you one

Blue said...

if the cardinals win, i'll send one to meiz as a lucky charm

El Padrino said...

My next option is blue moon's pumpkin something


#1 option this fall

El Padrino said...

ha mills

now i want brew crew to win each game by 10 runs

hated that douche

Spaceman Spiff said...

UFC going back to old PPV start time

El Padrino said...

suite

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Blue said...

"#1 option this fall"

yeah, i couldn't remember which one I liked better between that and the Sam Adams. Went with the safe choice.

El Padrino said...

Pumpkin Ale

Saranac is good too
Becks Oktoberfest is also good

Blue said...

becks always taste skunky to me, nerve liked it

Pass the Lysol said...

I liked Mills; just like I liked that other dude who sucked in an awesome way....the dude who got all upset about skin cancer comments, forgetting his name now; Blue should remember

City of Champions™ said...

CMFost

Mize said...

cumfast

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity, google cmfost now and 2 of the first few results are about how he sucks

Blue said...

"CMFost, you should be completely ashamed of yourself. ... We advise all Boston fans to deny entry to CMFost from any New England area arenas"

hilarity

Blue said...

looking back, we were kind of rough on cumfast about the whole mother in law dying of cancer thing.

zeke took that and ran with it.

Blue said...

too bad zeke died

tem said...

"UFC going back to old PPV start time"

damn west coast bias. means i'll be up to 1:30am watching fights again.

Blue said...

ever since i started shufflin everyday, i'm in a much better mood.

tem said...

what does that even mean?

Todd Packer said...

blue doesn't pick up his feet anymore?

Keef said...

ha mills

now i want brew crew to win each game by 10 runs

hated that douche





Wasn't mills a Mess fan? Or was it the Giants? I know he liked one CM team

Keef said...

New Die Hard on Valemtimes* Day 2013

Blue said...

i am the 99%

Keef said...

ever since i started shufflin everyday, i'm in a much better mood.



Blue knows

Blue said...

mills was a giants fan

tolt us how grate eli was

Keef said...

that's right

El Padrino said...

i didnt acknowledge mills fan allegiance

i just knew he was a cards fan and the OG weasel

tem said...

mills and el pad have very similar tastes.

tem said...

i think when i was drunk i offered el pad a job in temhio. he turned it down.

Keef said...

Why would he want to live where everything is half the cost?

tem said...

because the pizza here is too good.

Keef said...

Hopefully Bernard Hopkins loses this weekend and O:FP will be in full swing

Keef said...

So are the Cubs gonna get Francona now?

tem said...

no francona sucks

Keef said...

You know who the Cubs are, right?

City of Champions™ said...

IT sucks not being able to give my notice here until I get confirmation that everything came back ok. It's like, I know that nothing will come up in my CORI and I will pass the drug test, but I want to guard against the possibility that something may get screwed up. OR that I give my notice, my boss tells me to leave today and I can't start the new *yob for a couple days.

/rant over

El Padrino said...

aitch got a new gig?

El Padrino said...

cue

jesus

from keef

El Padrino said...

Ohio is awful

El Padrino said...

holy shit there was some true life hsow on MTV last night CMEP was watching and it was about nick mangolds sister being a weightlifter

what a beast

Keef said...

aitch got a new gig?



jesus

El Padrino said...

clockwork

El Padrino said...

mafugga didnt even start and hes woeing about it

Keef said...

Detroit police have impounded a party bus they say operated as a strip club for reveling football fans at a popular tailgating spot.
The Detroit News and WDIV-TV report that the "Booty Lounge" bus was parked Monday near Ford Field, where the Lions played the Chicago Bears.
Police say it was cited for not having a state safety inspection and because the driver didn't have a commercial license.



Same thing happened to me

/LP

Keef said...

O:FB

Keef said...

clockwork

Only because you cued it

tem said...

"Ohio is awful"

you are mixing up NYC and Ohio again.

City of Champions™ said...

"mafugga didnt even start and hes woeing about it"

Can you even read?

tem said...

i can not

Keef said...

"Can you even read?"


I can read. It looked like woe to me

City of Champions™ said...

But alas, it was not woe about the new job, it was woe about the current one. Therefore his statement was inaccurate and my questioning his ability to comprehend the written word was valid.

El Padrino said...

shut the woe door

Keef said...

When I seeeee yooooooouuuuu smile
i can face the world
whoooaaaaoooaaa
I can do anything

Keef said...

"But alas, it was not woe about the new job, it was woe about the current one. Therefore his statement was inaccurate and my questioning his ability to comprehend the written word was valid."




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Keef said...

I got into a discussion with a buddy of mine @ HD last night. Somehow it got broat* up that he carries a gun everywhere except to work and to his kids' school. I told him it was white trash. He said "So you're saying that I'm white trash?" I said I call everyone white trash that carries a gun that isn't a cop, and he got all defensive and spent the next 30 minutes trying to splain his justification for it. I told him I don't really think he's WT for it, I just didn't understand it. I still don't.

Spaceman Spiff said...

aaron curry to the raiders

Blue said...

"he got all defensive and spent the next 30 minutes trying to splain his justification for it"

he should have just shot you

Blue said...

and said

"who's the bitch now"

Pass the Lysol said...

I got into a discussion with a buddy of mine @ HD last night. Somehow it got broat* up that he carries a gun everywhere except to work and to his kids' school. I told him it was white trash. He said "So you're saying that I'm white trash?" I said I call everyone white trash that carries a gun that isn't a cop, and he got all defensive and spent the next 30 minutes trying to splain his justification for it. I told him I don't really think he's WT for it, I just didn't understand it. I still don't.


1) you were right IMO

2) he knew it IMO

3) I don't get it either; most everyone around me is armed, I don't feel the need to carry a weapon. I figure it's usually out of fear and insecurity

Pass the Lysol said...

I guess it's mostly semantic, but although I call it WT, it's really not that.

It's mostly the same for whites as non-whites (I exempt Natives to some extent based on the hunting/gathering culture and history, although it comes into play here as well)

-most people (non law enforcement, military, etc.) who legally carry concealed weapons do so out of too much fear, paranoia, ego, and insecurity...often combined with a lack of education (which also plays into the fear and paranoia)

Blue said...

no, they do so because they are american and the 2nd amendment gives them the right to bear arms

and if you're not right, your wrong

El Padrino said...

guns kill people

fuck that

Blue said...

keith should buy this shirt for his co-worker

Jugdish said...

not all the time


/plaxico

Blue said...

that guy should have told keith

"this is the wild west, man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"

Blue said...

meiz

Blue said...

meiz

Keef said...

"most people (non law enforcement, military, etc.) who legally carry concealed weapons do so out of too much fear, paranoia, ego, and insecurity"



Basically that's what it was about for him. He used a bunch of "what if" scenarios to justify it. Like, what if I walk upon some dude getting the shit beat out of him, I'll need some protection. Shit like that. I thought it was funny. I tolt* him he was more likely to get shot by his gun that he would to shoot someone else

Keef said...

I should also clarify, dude is origanlly from Lon Gisland and lived most of his life in Detroit. So he's definitely whiskey tango.


WADR, TP

Keef said...

I'm not a gun person, but I understand that there are people that like to have a lot of guns. No problem with that. I just don't understand why people feel they have to wear them just about everywhere they go.

Keef said...

Dude says he has about 30 guns. He has a few AK47s. I told him he should wear that when he goes out in public

Mize said...

"-most people (non law enforcement, military, etc.) who legally carry concealed weapons do so out of too much fear, paranoia, ego, and insecurity...often combined with a lack of education (which also plays into the fear and paranoia)"


Totally agree

Mize said...

Them Mex-eee-cans are stealsin' are jobs!

Mize said...

Obama ain't pertecktin our borders, so we gotta do it!

Jugdish said...

I'm not a gun person, but I understand that there are people that like to have a lot of guns. No problem with that. I just don't understand why people feel they have to wear them just about everywhere they go.




that's the way i am

Jugdish said...

Obama ain't pertecktin our borders, so we gotta do it!



actually this is not far from the truth if you live in or near a border town. self defense anyways...not patrolling.

Mize said...

"actually this is not far from the truth if you live in or near a border town. self defense anyways...not patrolling."


Except people in WISCONSIN say that shit. What about the illegal Canadians?!?!?

Mize said...

Oh, the Canadians are white. That's why.

Keef said...

race cards are grate

Mize said...

It was kinda tongue-in-cheek

Mize said...

But really, Wisconsin Republicans are way too concerned with Mexico.

Spaceman Spiff said...

miggy

Keef said...

The Clarett piece on Grantland is alright

Pass the Lysol said...

"no, they do so because they are american and the 2nd amendment gives them the right to bear arms"



you have the right to do a lot of things you don't do. Do you do things just because you have the legal right to do so? Because legally, you can still do a whole lot of stupid and/or awful shit

Keef said...

Mize is overreacting

Mize said...

No. Ron Roenicke should be fired. This is the cherry on the sundae.

Keef said...

Yeah winning the division and getting to the NLCS in your first year is inexcusable

Keef said...

Can't believe they didn't fire him already

Keef said...

Kotsay HR. Fire Roenicke right now

Keef said...

2 Fielder ABs, 4 outs. Fire Roenicke

Mize said...

"Yeah winning the division and getting to the NLCS in your first year is inexcusable"


They've won in spite of him all year. With that rotation and bullpen you just set it on auto pilot.

Mize said...

He started Casey McGehee and Yuniesky Betancourt nearly every single day.

Mize said...

He makes moves just for the sake of making moves.

Mize said...

He kept Wil Nieves on the team clear into June

Mize said...

He left Randy Wolf and Shaun Marcum in games in the playoffs to get shelled

Keef said...

He started Casey McGehee and Yuniesky Betancourt nearly every single day.




What were his other viable options?

Keef said...

Yuni with a hit. He's batting like .400 in the postseason. Fire Roenicke now

Mize said...

"What were his other viable options?"

Taylor Green

Jerry Hairston

Flip Lopez

Craig Counsell

Mize said...

"Yuni with a hit. He's batting like .400 in the postseason. Fire Roenicke now"


Betancourt's hot right now. We're goddamn lucky for that.

Keef said...

Breer's got a call

Mize said...

"@WhatsaTararrel: Yuni can't handle the pressure of hitting in the regular season."


Hilarity

Mize said...

"Breer's got a call"

Wasn't His Holiness off the bag?

Keef said...

"Taylor Green

Jerry Hairston

Flip Lopez

Craig Counsell"




They didn't get Hairston until the trade deadline. And if the rest of those chumps are your argument, then that's retarded

Keef said...

Wasn't His Holiness off the bag?



I made the comment before the replay. Looks like he was barely off

Mize said...

"They didn't get Hairston until the trade deadline. And if the rest of those chumps are your argument, then that's retarded"


Thank you for following the Brewers every day this season

Mize said...

"Taylor Green

Jerry Hairston

Flip Lopez

Craig Counsell"


ALL better defenders than McGehee or Yuni

Keef said...

Thank you for following the Brewers every day this season



I said viable options. Counsell & Lopez are what they are. Maybe you can make a point for Green, because he's the future. But maybe they shouldnt have traded Brett Lawrie. That's not Roenicke's fault

Keef said...

ALL better defenders than McGehee or Yuni



You know that the Breer's aren't based on defense. Those guys, except Green, are bad hitters

Keef said...

Yuni was off the bag on that DP

Keef said...

Like, way more off the bag than Albert was

Mize said...

"You know that the Breer's aren't based on defense."


And...Ta Da! That's Roenicke's Fault!

You made my point for me!

Mize said...

Runnin' Ron doesn't believe in preventing runs, he just wants to score them.

Keef said...

And...Ta Da! That's Roenicke's Fault!

You made my point for me!




Roenicke didnt sign those players. That's what I was saying. The players that they have are offense oriented. But good try

Mize said...

"Yuni was off the bag on that DP"


As are all SSs in MLB.

Mize said...

"The players that they have are offense oriented. But good try"

Let's try this again.


"Taylor Green

Jerry Hairston

Flip Lopez

Craig Counsell"


ALL better defenders than McGehee or Yuni

Mize said...

And don't forget Morgan and Gomez

Keef said...

As are all SSs in MLB


Just sayin. Calls gotta go bolth ways

Keef said...

Let's try this again


So you're saying play someone who is a worst* hitter than Yuni just so that maybe you can save .2 runs per game?

Keef said...

I'm being dead NS here, too. No mockery at all

Mize said...

"So you're saying play someone who is a worst* hitter than Yuni just so that maybe you can save .2 runs per game?"


Yes. You'd be saving more than that.

Mize said...

In less than half a season, Jerry Hairston was worth .4 more wins than Yuni, and worth 2(!) more wins than McGehee.

Mize said...

But Yuni wasn't the biggest problem all year. It was McGehee. Fucking disgusting.

Keef said...

Yeah Casey was a bust

Mize said...

Nelson.

Mize said...

"Yeah Casey was a bust"


I don't blame them for signing him. At least we know he has 25 HR/100 RBI potential.

Todd Packer said...

"from Lon Gisland"

it's laawnguyland

Todd Packer said...

can't understand gun guy that feels he needs to carry everywhere

Todd Packer said...

I just got home from work... crazy tps day

Mize said...

That's why you're the regional director of office administration

Todd Packer said...

I hate the fuckin cards

Todd Packer said...

prince seemed a little too happy in the dugout just before the final out

Mize said...

"prince seemed a little too happy in the dugout just before the final out"


Okay, curmudgeon.

Mize said...

"@BerniesCrew
Ron Roenicke had a left-handed power hitter in George Kottaras sitting on the bench, but chose to go w/ Casey McGehee instead? #Managing101"


Yup.

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