Thursday, October 06, 2011

Fillies Phailed to Phinish

That was a text I got from a friend last night when I was out...always good news. Rev's Phacebook posts haven't been showing up on my feed, so I guess me blocking all but "the important posts" worked. The big guy has to be sweating right now. Mize too.

fmjug and I are doing engagement pictures this Sunday. She has scouted three different locations between here and Galveston (about 25 miles south) that she wants to take pictures. We'll start around 1 and finish around 7. I plan on taking a flask. At some point I may ask the photographer if she can exchange her camera for a pistol and shoot me with that.

Dolphins take the lead in the Andrew Luck swuipestakes*.

TO says he will play within the next month. I thought the Titans seemed like a good situation for him. Where did Ochocinco end up? S

I'm off tomorrow, thanks Christopher Columbus! I am working the next two Mondays however.

That's all I got this morning...TPS calls. GO!

176 comments:

Jugdish said...

There's nothing quite like losing games to a team with an artificial fan base.

Yay baseball!




oh boy!

Blue said...

I like it

Beth said...

Y'all may have heard this already, but apparently the rumor is that the latest iPhone is the iPhone 4S instead of the 5 because the "4S" means "for Steve".

Nice thought but obviously not too realistic.

Blue said...

the reason it's not a 5 is because they didn't change anything

Beth said...

"the reason it's not a 5 is because they didn't change anything"

The reason it's not a 5 is because they want to sell a ton of the 4S and then release the 5 within a year and sell a ton more.

("Ton" being the official business term of course.)

Blue said...

well, yes that's true too

Blue said...

suffice to say, i saw nothing in the 4s that makes me want to trade my phone in for a new one.

Beth said...

I'm getting the 4S, but I don't have an iPhone and have been holding out for the last few months on upgrading my phone to get this version. A bit disappointed that it's not the 5 but it's still a hell of a lot better than what I have.

Blue said...

yeah, i was hoping it would be 4G capable. If it was 4g then i'd probably buy it.

Jugdish said...

48 comeback wins for the dbags this year...uh oh mize

Blue said...

they had some stat last night that the dbacks are something like 83-8 when having a lead of 2+ runs at any point in the game...best in beisbol

Beth said...

But didn't you see, they have an artificial fan base!!!!!

Keef said...

There's nothing quite like losing games to a team with an artificial fan base.

Yay baseball!




Retarded comment, mize

Jugdish said...

they are the atlanta of the west

/mize

Keef said...

Good thing the Breer's fan base doesn't play the Dbag fan base

Jugdish said...

in zorseshoes

tem said...

does artificial fan base mean they have robots cheering?

Blue said...

i wonder how many breers "fans" know that they used to be in the AL?

Tyler said...

RE: Engagement photos. Yeah, that is as painful as you think it's going to be. It's A LOT of repetition.

Blue said...

at least the D-backs didn't have to switch leagues in order to be competitive

tem said...

engagement photos for me took like 3 hours. like 400 pictures taken. 10 we liked enough to print.

Spaceman Spiff said...

brewers suck on the road theyll put up 12 runs in game 5

Tyler said...

"like 400 pictures taken. 10 we liked enough to print."

Yep.

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

EP will enjoy that

tem said...

must be a dong pic

Spaceman Spiff said...

IN YOU FACE MEIZ

/beth

Jugdish said...

milwaukee edges out san antonio for 38th...nice

Spaceman Spiff said...

jones/machida UFC 140

WFT


rashad's hand wont be ready

The New Mess said...

Local news led off with 5 minutes of coverage about Steve Jobs, then followed with a minute and a half on the President's news conference.

The New Mess said...

"There's nothing quite like losing games to a team with an artificial fan base."

Like the Lions?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"MLB Divisional Series--there have been 14 Game 5's. HOME Teams 6-8"

Blue said...

"IN YOU FACE MEIZ"

yes...my college town is 114


suite

Blue said...

and no city that doesn't have an NFL team should be #8 on that list

The New Mess said...

Should Dallas really be #1 on that list?

Blue said...

sounds like somebody from Boston is jealous

tem said...

"jones/machida UFC 140"

you serious clark??

tem said...

big 12 stealing TCU before the Big East even gets it.

i am OK with that. TCU in the big east makes no sense to me. Why is Texas east?

Keef said...

70° today. Suite

Keef said...

WOOT!

/h

Pass the Lysol said...

cept tem and kod but at least kod as proximity to stpaul minny metro area

^^^^^^^^^^^


Yeah, I've advocated for LS tours around each contributors home base for some time now....and if we did do that, I would highly recommend Mpls/St. Paul area if it came to Minni; I haven't lived there for a while, but still about 24 of my 32 years on this planet.

Of course, I haven't even achieved LS rookie status yet, so my input should mean little to nothing

Keef said...

Rook

/h

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
you serious clark??"

NS

tem said...

columbus is not that bad of a town.

huge college, lots of chicks and lots of bars.

it is similar to austin. meiz might even like the girls better here because they aren't as skinny.

tem said...

machida vs jones will probably be very boring.

Mize said...

"brewers suck on the road"

They were only 3 games under .500 for the season after starting out something like 16-33 on the road.

Keef said...

"They were only 3 games under .500 for the season after starting out something like 16-33 on the road."


They're 0-2 in the playoffs

Keef said...

I'm rooting for the Breer's but then I also don't want them to win because mize is turning into rev

El Padrino said...

hilarity

EP will enjoy that

you are correct

Mize said...

"I'm rooting for the Breer's but then I also don't want them to win because mize is turning into rev"


Not even fucking close.

Blue said...

"They're 0-2 in the playoffs"

so two games under .500, so better than the regular season.

got it.

Jugdish said...

I'm rooting for the Breer's but then I also don't want them to win because mize is turning into rev



he is like freak with the colts on twitter

Mize said...

"so two games under .500, so better than the regular season.

got it."


Blue knows

tem said...

just signed my very first work check.

Mize said...

It took you this long to deposit it?

Wouldn't it be voided by now?

Keef said...

Terrible. My worse* nightmare

Keef said...

Not even fucking close.




Between the Lions & Breer's, it's close

Mize said...

Lighten up, Francis

Keef said...

Maybe you should lighten up, Fatty


S

tem said...

no i mean i signed the check for work that is used to pay some other person.

i'm a big deal now.

Blue said...

suite....now you need to get a stamp with your signature on it so you don't have to waste time signing crap

tem said...

i have a stamp that says "DRAFT."

i'll just use it.

Blue said...

you could change your name to Draft....solved

tem said...

then i'd have to do new signature cards

tem said...

although that would be funny.

having DRAFT written on all my IDs and everything.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Queen, who haven't officially toured since Paul Rodgers left in 2009, is reportedly considering Gaga as its new front (wo)man, says guitarist Brian May"

Pass the Lysol said...

Man, queen is desperate for relevancy


too bad Idol dude took off; he would have been perfect, he's freddy 2.0

Jugdish said...

idiot

Jugdish said...

too bad Idol dude took off; he would have been perfect, he's freddy 2.0


he took off?

tem said...

why would gaga want to front queen?

tem said...

that'd be like jason aldean deciding he'd front lonestar.

tem said...

or like roger federer deciding he's only going to do mixed doubles with billie jean king.

tem said...

who is Idol dude?

the latest winner that is some country dude?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Chicago White Sox pulled a stunner Thursday, naming former All-Star third baseman Robin Ventura their manager"

tem said...

"Scientists are shocked to find a 33-foot sei whale more than 800 yards from the coast"



fucking fields...now shit gets lost there too.

tem said...

can ventura get beat up by an umpire when he argues?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"who is Idol dude?

the latest winner that is some country dude?"

adam lambert

Pass the Lysol said...

"I recently became aware of the Aug. 13 Page 1 article in the Bemidji Pioneer concerning the desire by some to rename Stoner Avenue in an effort to save the cost of replacing stolen street signs. As one of Marcus Stoner’s grandchildren, I do find we have significant interest in remembering our grandfather."


heheh; who would have thought there would be so much controversy over whether to rename Stoner Avenue because people keep stealing the road signs. Now even the Stoner's are weighing in; this Stoner certainly approves

tem said...

adam lambert is too gay to be in queen.

yes. he is that gay. too gay for queen.


yes there is such a thing.

Pass the Lysol said...

"or like roger federer deciding he's only going to do mixed doubles with billie jean king."


that made me aitch; somewhere Bobby Riggs weeps

Pass the Lysol said...

"yes there is such a thing."


apparently tem has never seen old Queen concert footage from the 70s and 80s

Spaceman Spiff said...

"adam lambert is too gay to be in queen.

yes. he is that gay. too gay for queen.


yes there is such a thing."

is such a thing even possible?

tem said...

yes. it is possible.

and yes he is it.

he is so gay that he passed being straight twice on the way to how gay he is.

Pass the Lysol said...

"he is so gay that he passed being straight twice on the way to how gay he is."

well then, if he passes it three more times, then he'll reach Freddy 2.0 status

tem said...

there are gays like freddie everywhere.

/meiz

Pass the Lysol said...

gotta give up for Freddy though, gay to the extreme, but still the most talented musical artist on the whole...at least since the 1960's IMO (I don't know much before then...maybe a case can be made for Elvis, but I never got into any Elvis other than fat 70s Elvis)

tem said...

"but still the most talented musical artist on the whole"


funnier if you spell whole without the 'w'

tem said...

randy newman is pretty talented.

tem said...

oh an eminem.

El Padrino said...

engagement pics


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHa
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

El Padrino said...

i nerve did that

tem said...

romance!

Blue said...

we never did engagement photos either

Blue said...

no time for that shit

El Padrino said...

you get pics when you get married hope you guys know this

Todd Packer said...

what is the purpose of engagement pics?

Jugdish said...

you know the purpose...and it wasn't my idea

Blue said...

engagement pics are for putting on your fb page

and also in case you don't get married, it's a nice picture of the two of you together

Keef said...

"i nerve did that"


Shocking

Keef said...

"what is the purpose of engagement pics?"


Invites and shit

tem said...

for putting an engagement announcement in the paper.

tem said...

invites. plus to have nice pictures of your chick in your office so people can come in and say "holy shit, she is real!"

Jugdish said...

just gotta photoshop the upc symbol out before you put that up

Jugdish said...

At one point during the murder investigation, the then 27-year-old Nelson admitted dipping parts of her cooked husband's body into barbecue sauce and tasting it.



should have used A-1 sauce

/mize

Keef said...

NELSON!

El Padrino said...

you guys are crazy

engagement pics are for pshyco women

Keef said...

If LP didn't live in the city, there's no doubt he'd drive a jacked up truck with 40" tires and a steel nutsack hanging from the bumper

El Padrino said...

are you calling me whiskey tango

Mize said...

Fucking Bud Selig is throwing out the 1st pitch tomorrow.

So long, Brewers.

El Padrino said...

nice try

Mize said...

"what is the purpose of engagement pics?"


Co-signed

El Padrino said...

summit III ann Arbor?

Mize said...

"heheh; who would have thought there would be so much controversy over whether to rename Stoner Avenue because people keep stealing the road signs."


Street signs we've stolen in the past


Nutbush

Swallow

Shady

Brown (my buddy's last name)

Mize said...

"but still the most talented musical artist on the whole...at least since the 1960's IMO"


Bowie.

Mize said...

JUGDISH

LIONS! vs Bears Monday Night bet. 1 week.

Keef said...

TIGERS!

/mize

Pass the Lysol said...

Bowie.


yeah, possibly

Todd Packer said...

"summit III ann Arbor?"

no thanks

Mize said...

I should really pack my bag for the shitty weekend

Mize said...

I'm not going to get to watch the Brewers game tomorrow.

Keef said...

"summit III ann Arbor?"


Why? So we can call you from a hotel there?

The Rev said...

Rev's Phacebook posts haven't been showing up on my feed, so I guess me blocking all but "the important posts" worked. The big guy has to be sweating right now.



I was going to be upset by this, but then I realized I don't have much to say lately. hell, I'd probably block me too.

Mize said...

Am I about to apply for a job working in a foundry?

The Rev said...

By the way Keef... your Monday post made me laugh heartily.

Insufferable means you can't breathe... that's classic!

Mize said...

"Why? So we can call you from a hotel there?"

I'm looking forward to Nashville. I might even see about driving there.

Mize said...

Grafton to Nashville by car is 10-11 hours. Not bad.

Jugdish said...

JUGDISH

LIONS! vs Bears Monday Night bet. 1 week.




yes, final Y! line?

Jugdish said...

i need to start mentioning summit III to fmjug soon

Mize said...

I'm pumped for pizza at work tomorrow. National Customer Service Week is the best.

Jugdish said...

i refuse to watch the robot boxing movie

Jugdish said...

i am not working tomorrow...drinking tonight

Mize said...

I'm taking the LIONS! in the suicide pool.

Mize said...

"yes, final Y! line?"


I already told you, no points.

Jugdish said...

wussbag

The Rev said...

The big guy has to be sweating right now. Mize too.


Yeah, look for me tomorrow night in the crowd on the TV broadcast. I'll be the big fat guy in the stands behind the plate sweating through his Phillies jersey.

Which, of course, sets me apart from the over 30,000 other fat guys in Phillies jerseys that will be in attendance tomorrow.

Jugdish said...

going to the game? that's cool!

i went to a lot of playoff games in 05...good times! enjoy man!

Jugdish said...

not sure if ill be watching, but ill try

Jugdish said...

lions are favored by 5.5-6 pts and mize wants to bet straight up...wussbag

Jugdish said...

A-rod being A-rod

The Rev said...

Did you make it to a WS game that year?

Mize said...

"lions are favored by 5.5-6 pts and mize wants to bet straight up...wussbag"


You cannot bait me into this. Either you want to bet, or you don't.

Jugdish said...

i do...lions favored by a touch. man up

Mize said...

Nope. Man up. Bears went to the championship game last year.

Jugdish said...

i can't help what vegas thinks.

Jugdish said...

and we are betting on this years team...not last years

Jugdish said...

betting the spread is an lov standard unless its 3 pts or less

Jugdish said...

tiggers need some insurance

Mize said...

Betting ON the Detroit Lions is not an LOV standard

Jugdish said...

bet the spread, and if you win, ill throw in a bottle of a-1 sauce

Jugdish said...

Betting ON the Detroit Lions is not an LOV standard



they are something like 11-0 in their last 11 games. don't play the lions suck card. that doesn't work anymore

Jugdish said...

verlander out of the pen?

i remember buehrle jogging out of the pen a few years ago late in an extra inning game...good times!

Mize said...

"bet the spread, and if you win, ill throw in a bottle of a-1 sauce"


Done. The LIONS! will cover the 5.5 like the A-1 will cover my steak.

Mize said...

I can't believe I just did that.

Mize said...

Matt Forte is now a lock for 200 yards & 3 touchdowns.

Mize said...

42-17, Bears.

Jugdish said...

Done. The LIONS! will cover the 5.5 like the A-1 will cover my steak.



YES!

Jugdish said...

Matt Forte is now a lock for 200 yards & 3 touchdowns.

xnij

Jugdish said...

leyland: get vaughn up!

Jugdish said...

3 more outs

Jugdish said...

granderson, cano, and a rod....

Mize said...

You should make it the big bottle of A-1 to make the shipping cost worthwhile.

Jugdish said...

ill do that...and id find some kind of texas hot sauce or bbq sauce to make it worth the while

Jugdish said...

1 more strike

Jugdish said...

OHHHHHHH....O:FNY

Jugdish said...

valverde interviews are awesome!

Mize said...

I'll make this a Stadium Sauce bet, if you'd like

Jugdish said...

sure

Jugdish said...

still doing the name a pic bet,,,plus some kind of condiment

Jugdish said...

i have a cousin in the det area...time to make a rangers/det bet. although i don't care, all in good fun

Mize said...

I hate when twitter is broken

Jugdish said...

too much yankee hate flooding twitter

Jugdish said...

sucks locing to a team with an artificial fan base


/yankees

Mize said...

"sucks locing to a team with an artificial fan base


/yankees"


Stop it.

Mize said...

Lifelong Detroit fans are trill.

Jugdish said...

betting my cousins on the lions game too, they live in troy MI

Keef said...

I'm looking forward to Nashville. I might even see about driving there.



So it's officially Nashville, huh? shitty

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