Thursday, October 20, 2011

dammit

So NBA stars are planning a 6 game exhibition world tour. They can't be out of the spotlight for too long now can they? They should be careful with that though, the Drago Creed fight was supposed to be an exhibition too. We all know what happened there.

I tyed a lot of other shit, but when I hit post it got lost...so this is it.

162 comments:

Jugdish said...

softball starts again tonight, but they want to squeeze the season in before thanksgiving, so now we have double headers almost every week.

Jugdish said...

in two weeks we have a game at 6 and at 9...that is not good for our team as most will be drunk by the 9 o'clock game.


makes for good stories though, just not good play

Jugdish said...

i just used the preview button for the first time

Jugdish said...

what preview button?


/Lp

Pass the Lysol said...

"Regardless, my fucking weirdo Dad Lysols his shit, and since I'm living here he insists I do it also."


what's the point? Mattresses end up being mostly comprised of dead dust mites anyway


at least, unless you keep changing them every year or two

Beth said...

"i just used the preview button for the first time"

Keep using it and you will never ever have another typo or misspelling.

s

El Padrino said...

fucking cardinals

Pass the Lysol said...

nevre noticed preview there before; always wondered where yall were previewing from


bad bets, tunnel vision



yep, I've become EP 2.0

El Padrino said...

"I hadn't seen his quote and I was a little bit surprised by the call, and after I saw the quote I didn't have the chance to ask him this, but I was wondering if he had those rings with the ones he's guaranteed the last couple of years," Turner told reporters in San Diego, taking a blatant shot at Ryan's endless stream of bold predictions.



face

El Padrino said...

lov domain is up

fork over the $10

El Padrino said...

what do i look like a bank?

Jugdish said...

what do i look like a bank?



where do you think the money comes from?

El Padrino said...

i'll shut this fucker down if i have to

Jugdish said...

rev will start us another one

Jugdish said...

and then leave

El Padrino said...

Gadahhfi dead

he said dont shoot

they didnt listen

El Padrino said...

funny how Baldwin goes to OWS yet he hocks credit cards commercials for a Bank

El Padrino said...

BARNEY FRANK SUPPORTS 'OCCUPY'...

[WHEN HE'S NOT RAISING WALL ST CASH]...


ha love it

Todd Packer said...

bagel, black & white cookie and a snapple... solid breakfast

El Padrino said...

ows needs to focus and regroup, need a clear message

right now they are a punchline

El Padrino said...

bagel, black & white cookie and a snapple... solid breakfast

USA! USA! USA!

tem said...

"what's the point? Mattresses end up being mostly comprised of dead dust mites anyway"

if you need to buy new matresses i know a top matress salesman.

tem said...

"lov domain is up

fork over the $10"

i paid for it last year

Jugdish said...

if you need to buy new matresses i know a top matress salesman.



hilarity

El Padrino said...

blue denver is the lock of the week

El Padrino said...

"i paid for it last year"


i paid year before and before that

Jugdish said...

can you forward me the email that has the information to pay?

Jugdish said...

The Red Sox initially asked for Cubs starting pitcher Matt Garza, and at one point proposed the Cubs take pitcher John Lackey's contract as part of the compensation, according to a major league source. Lackey has three seasons remaining on a five-year, $82.5 million contract. He was 12-12 with a 6.41 ERA in 28 starts for the Red Sox in 2011.

tem said...

"i paid year before and before that"

that was during the glory days of TJokes when you were rolling in cash. you made Blue look like a homeless bum TP would punch.

El Padrino said...

who needs a mattress?

tem said...

ha!

you can have Theo, but you have to take Lackey too.

El Padrino said...

"can you forward me the email that has the information to pay?"

nevermind, i just read it and it's for my domain

Jugdish said...

nevermind, i just read it and it's for my domain



tax write off

City of Champions™ said...

"ows needs to focus and regroup, need a clear message

right now they are a punchline"

This

City of Champions™ said...

"Lackey has three seasons remaining on a five-year, $82.5 million contract. He was 12-12 with a 6.41 ERA in 28 starts for the Red Sox in 2011."

Padres showing some interest in Lackey if the Sox eat most of the contract. I don't think there is any way that Lackey is with The Red Sox next season.

City of Champions™ said...

Among the biggest busts of Theo's career. I don't understand why the Cubs are so hot and heavy for him. NS.

City of Champions™ said...

"nevermind, i just read it and it's for my domain"

Yea I was gonna say I thought Freak paid for it last year.

tem said...

freak gets the emails for this domain.

i paid for it last year, but i bet freak gets the email again.

tem said...

too bad he died....maybe his estate will pay.

Jugdish said...

maybe his estate will pay.



the basement will still be owned by his mom

Keef said...

Sources at the morgue tell TMZ ... Lindsay was scheduled to be at the morgue at 8 AM.  At 7:40, Lindsay's assistant called to say they were 10 minutes away.  By 8:20, she was still a no-show.



She's such a mess

El Padrino said...

"Among the biggest busts of Theo's career. I don't understand why the Cubs are so hot and heavy for him. NS."

orchastrated two championships and how many playoff teams?

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Keef said...

orchastrated two championships and how many playoff teams?


Like the manager, the GM really doesn't matter that much either

/mize

City of Champions™ said...

"orchastrated two championships and how many playoff teams?"

I understand that but I still think he is overrated. And I said this before he left, so it isn't just hating on a guy as he is leaving town. I mean, he has not had one big ticket free agent signing that has panned out. His trades have been good for the most part, and he has done well with the farm system, but if I were the owner of a team (AHIIK) I'd be concerned by how much money the Sox brass has thrown away on free agents during his tenure here.

Keef said...

The Cubs won't spend retardly like the Red Sux so he can focus on what he's good at...making trades and building a farm system

Keef said...

I mean, he has not had one big ticket free agent signing that has panned out


Beltre

El Padrino said...

"I mean, he has not had one big ticket free agent signing that has panned out"

keef foulke?

City of Champions™ said...

"Beltre"

Is a one year deal considered big ticket?

El Padrino said...

oh big ticket

zero

ortiz was a tremendous signing though, not big ticket only a year deal at that time

City of Champions™ said...

Foulke was 20.75 over 3 years. Again, not what I would consider big ticket. He's had success with the smaller free agaent signings - Millar, Ortiz, Foulke and Beltre to name a few - but any high dollar, multiyear deal has not been great i.e. Dice-K, Edgar Renteria, John Lackey thus far, Carl Crawford thus far, D.J.* Drew, etc.

City of Champions™ said...

"oh big ticket

zero"

Apology accepted

City of Champions™ said...

"ortiz was a tremendous signing though, not big ticket only a year deal at that time"

i2i

Keef said...

Is a one year deal considered big ticket?


I would consider big ticket to be anyone he was bidding against the Yankees to get. His job was to make sure either A) the Yankees didn't get the player or B) the Yankees had to pay way more to get said player. That's why I don't put much stock into huge deals like that because it's almost as if it's more about fucking over the other team. He's done great on smaller FA signings

Blue said...

How about Adrian gonzalez?

Keef said...

I would consider Cashman to NE a grate* GM but his "big ticket" FA signing list isn't stellar

Blue said...

How about Pedro Martinez

Keef said...

*be

Blue said...

How about curt schilling

Keef said...

How about Adrian gonzalez



That was a trade

Keef said...

How about curt schilling


Trade

Keef said...

How about Pedro Martinez


Trade. Way before Theo

Blue said...

It's all part of a gms job, just signing guys from the FA market is a dumb way to evaluate

Blue said...

It's all part of a gms job, just signing guys from the FA market is a dumb way to evaluate

El Padrino said...

yeah we know blue

Blue said...

Pedroia ellsbury youk Lester all home grown guys

Trust me any team in beisbol would be happy with the job Theo has done

And with the exception of Pedro he doesn't let the quality players on His team leave

El Padrino said...

aitch mentioned that trades and farm have been solid

Blue said...

Fucking ipad

Blue said...

Name any team that has struck it rich with a high priced free agent signing


Sabathia, is that it? Maybe cliff lee?

Blue said...

Josh hamilton I guess, he's taken them to 2 straight ws

City of Champions™ said...

"Name any team that has struck it rich with a high priced free agent signing"

Mike Hampton

SSSSSSSSSSSS

El Padrino said...

Josh hamilton I guess, he's taken them to 2 straight ws

trade


whats wrong with you

City of Champions™ said...

"aitch mentioned that trades and farm have been solid"

Glad you didn't EP my comments today.

Blue said...

Thats why prince should stay put


/meiz

Blue said...

So you are proving my point?

Keef said...

Hamilton was a trade

Keef said...

Name any team that has struck it rich with a high priced free agent signing



The Mess

El Padrino said...

"Name any team that has struck it rich with a high priced free agent signing"

barry bonds

El Padrino said...

manny ramirez

Keef said...

Oh wait, I thought you said name any tich team that had its high priced free agent strike out looking

Keef said...

*rich

Blue said...

My point is free agents fill out roster spots. If you can't develop guys and wheel and steal in trades then youllnjust be the pirates

El Padrino said...

Name any team that has struck it rich with a high priced free agent signing



The Mess


truth

Blue said...

So imagine a team tells Theo all you can do is draft and trade, no free agents, he'll be great

Blue said...

He should come run the Rockies

Keef said...

So imagine a team tells Theo all you can do is draft and trade, no free agents, he'll be great


Are you reading anyone else's comments?

El Padrino said...

serious

is this what its like to read my comments when i dont pay attention when im mad busy yo

Blue said...

He got Josh Beckett

Keef said...

is this what its like to read my comments when i dont pay attention when im mad busy yo



pretty much

Blue said...

Did you guys hear about all those wild animals in Ohio that got loose

I hope tem is ok

Blue said...

I'm sending ep the 10 for the domain name

Blue said...

Kadafy dead

Blue said...

Did jug feel the earfquake

City of Champions™ said...

Blue is a serious angler today, casting out all that bait.

tem said...

"It's all part of a gms job, just signing guys from the FA market is a dumb way to evaluate"

blue didn't get the CFO job because he signed bad FAs

tem said...

clemens was a high priced FA that panned out for someone.

tem said...

babe ruth panned out

tem said...

ichiro was a free agent. he did OK.

tem said...

ARod is tearing it up

tem said...

lebron was a solid FA pickup

City of Champions™ said...

mini temrun

Blue said...

Arid was a trade c'mon bro

Blue said...

Babe Ruth was a trade, Kenton was technically a sign and trade

Blue said...

Kenton = lebron

City of Champions™ said...

wall

City of Champions™ said...

we don't need no education...

City of Champions™ said...

we don't need no thought control...

City of Champions™ said...

no drak sarcasm in the classroom...

City of Champions™ said...

teachers leave them kids alone...

City of Champions™ said...

HEY! TEACHERS! Leave them kids alone..

City of Champions™ said...

all in all we're just another brick in the wall.

Mize said...

"i paid year before and before that"


I thought Freak had been paying

El Padrino said...

“I want a ramp on my roof.” I have a pretty big roof at home. So I put a ramp on the roof about five months ago, and man, I’ve been skating ever since.

lil wayne

Mize said...

Freaked out a little for a while. earl light came on in the Aveo. Turns out the grease monkeys didn't reset it when they changed my oil last month.

Mize said...

"Like the manager, the GM really doesn't matter that much either

/mize"


GM is much more important.

Regardless, Ron Roenicke is a moron.

Mize said...

Fire Ron Roenicke

Mize said...

Wayne is a grate skater

tem said...

i don't think kenton was a sign and trade

tem said...

and i still have ichiro.

Mize said...

I like where Blue's head is at today

Keef said...

Arid was a trade c'mon bro



Not when he won MVP in Texas

Keef said...

I like where mize's head is at today

/delux

Spaceman Spiff said...

jerome harrison couldnt be traded because they found a brain tumor, being expendable saved his life

Jugdish said...

Stern home sick, likely won't be at mediation




he misses his mommy

Jugdish said...

mize

El Padrino said...

beef

its whats for dinner

Keef said...

I've got beef strokinoff* brewing in the crockpot today

Jugdish said...

i need to use my crock pot more.

El Padrino said...

piece got to go meet tp

s

Keef said...

i need to use my crock pot more.




Same here

Keef said...

The only way LP would meet up with someone would be if they knocked on his front door

City of Champions™ said...

"The only way LP would meet up with someone would be if they knocked on his front door"

No

/cmep

tem said...

only if cmep was home.


el pad isn't tall enough to see out of the eye hole, so he wouldn't asnwer because he wouldn't know who it was.

Keef said...

Kim K marriage lasted longer than I thought it would

Keef said...

el pad isn't tall enough to see out of the eye hole, so he wouldn't asnwer because he wouldn't know who it was.



He'd have to borrow bglp's chair that is 6" in front of the TV

Pass the Lysol said...

hmmm, got a big packet of mail from the NCAA today, weird


I hope they're not going to go back and strip away all those titles I never won

Keef said...

They're probably recruiting letters for your niece

Keef said...

holy sad

Pass the Lysol said...

ha! I think they're doing a D-II promotion push, and surveying D-II athletes from the late 90s and early 00s



Got a free t-shirt for it, not bad.

Keef said...

Wall

Mize said...

Work sucked today

Mize said...

I've never been so inundated with shit to do. Non-stop madness for the upcoming Food Show.

Mize said...

I've been fighting a McDonald's craving all week. I'll cave either Saturday or Sunday morning on the way to work.

Keef said...

Mize, you should apply for the 2012 MLB fan cave

Mize said...

"Mize, you should apply for the 2012 MLB fan cave"


Done

Keef said...

That green WS logo is hideous

Keef said...

Time for a Beltre HR

Keef said...

Or K

Mize said...

I hope I can steal this auction tonight

Mize said...

I can't believe I just picked up Doug Baldwin in a league. And I'm gonna start him.

Mize said...

I'm having an overall terrible FNFL season. I blame Ron Roenicke.

Keef said...

Wow, what anplay by Elvis

Keef said...

a play

Mize said...

These idiots keep bidding this damn game up.

Keef said...

That's how auctions work

Mize said...

BOOM!

Won my Arkham Asylum auction for 50 cents over what I wanted. I'll take it.

Mize said...

Totally had the drop on the person that had his last second bid. That feels good.

Mize said...

Drunks TP texts are money.

Todd Packer said...

drunk

Todd Packer said...

"Drunks TP texts are money."

I try

Todd Packer said...

cmtp wants to call it a night.... I tolt* her she was being bitchy.... this will not end well

Keef said...

damn, i didn't get the drnuk* text

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