Monday, October 31, 2011

Case of the Mondays

No basketball before December 1st. This whole canceling 2 weeks at a time charade is retarded. Just cancel the season for crissakes. Fuck basketball. That comment right there I why mize hates white people.

Speaking of. Mize, your name/pic is Star Wars is for fags. Old name, new pic.

I guess today is a day where kids dress up and go door to door begging for candy. I guess I should buy some candy. Otherwise I gotta make like 12 pieces of sour licorice last all night. But I'm gonna be working anyway, so it would be funny to leave cmk home with no candy to hand out. Some friends axed if we were gonna take bgas. out trick or treating. I said no, she's 9 months old. I hate when people take their kids out when they can't even eat the candy. I know the candy is for you, numbskull. Go buy your own candy, douche.

Top Chef starts this week. It's something like, Top Chef: Texas. Does that mean it's all gonna be BBQ and shit? NS

Man, there are so many bad looking movies coming out soon. That puss in boots, the stupid Sandler movie, and this lame looking one with Stiller & Eddie Murphy. Horrible. I do want to see that J Edgar movie though.

Who Dey!

That's enough, I'm tired. I gotta get up early and go to the nose doc this morning.

Piece

168 comments:

Beth said...

TP, this pic has been making the rounds around Georgia for the last week or 2 so it wouldn't surprise me if you've already seen it, but your name and pic are:

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20

tem said...

last pick 6 by who dey cost me in my $$$ league.

lost by 2.

fucking seahawks fuck me every chance they get.

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

nice pic, beth

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

some of the uga fans were brutal post game

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

muschamp & the fatman have shown me nothing. poorly coached game

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

my $$$ fantasy football teams got crushed yesterday... one team got doubled up

City of Champions™ said...

Patriots sucked yesterday.

One question though. Isn't there a new rule that they are supposed to automatically review all goalline plays? That blown Gronk call cost the Pats a minute and a half. If they are kicking off with 4 and change instead of 2:35 maybe they dont go for that ridiculously bad onside kick.

Blue said...

they only review if it's ruled a TD

City of Champions™ said...

Also loved Jim Nantz giving Polomalu praise for a "heads up play" of punching a ball forward towards the end zone. Too bad that is illegal and should have been called a penalty.

City of Champions™ said...

But the Patriots still sucked yeaterday. That pass D is horrendous.

City of Champions™ said...

Oh I see. Thanks Blue. NS. Seems silly though. If the point of the rule is to make sure the call is right, shouldn't they review either way?

tem said...

non-scoring plays are what challenges are for.

tem said...

didn't see the play or the game...in ohio we watch the bengals or browns...so i don't know the particulars, but if you thought he scored and the refs said he didn't then that is when you challenge.

Keef said...

O:FB

Spaceman Spiff said...

larussa: pujols you re-signing

pujols: nah mang

larussa: [calls agent] set up a presser, i'm retiring

tem said...

new front office lady is british.

i hate her accent.

Beth said...

"muschamp & the fatman have shown me nothing. poorly coached game"

The paper was pointing out that Muschamp is now 0-5 in the UGA-UF game, 4 losses to UF as a UGA player and now 1 loss to UGA as a UF coach.

Spaceman Spiff said...

my larussa retiring comment disappeared from my screen

larussa retiring

Spaceman Spiff said...

tebow had an really gawdawful day but still put up decent fantasy points

Spaceman Spiff said...

BJ may not be retiring after all, he should move back to lightweight though

Spaceman Spiff said...

i will laugh if diaz skips the GSP press stuff and get removed from the fight again. condit is being placed on the same card, think they did that so he can definitely be ready and step back in again if needed

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking andre injury killing my $$$ team, chiefs will shut down the chargers tonight at home right, fuck

City of Champions™ said...

Andre injury killing my money team too. I need a hundred yds and 2 TDs from Ryan Mathews tonight.

Spaceman Spiff said...

he probably will, doesnt look like tolbert will be there to steal from him

Spaceman Spiff said...

next iron chef spoiler alert:

first episode was such a set up. no wonder they had spike on the show, they didn't want any real 'super chef' to experience the humiliation of going out first, so they have 1 person in there who doesn't belong anyways and he takes the fall

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"first episode was such a set up. no wonder they had spike on the show, they didn't want any real 'super chef' to experience the humiliation of going out first, so they have 1 person in there who doesn't belong anyways and he takes the fall"

yeah, seemed obvious

Spaceman Spiff said...

tebow getting tebowwed

Spaceman Spiff said...

"TMZ reports @KimKardashian has filed for divorce."

Beth said...

Yes, now I have a chance!!!!

/ep

Spaceman Spiff said...

"False alarm, La Russa isn't retiring. He said Motte."

hilarity

City of Champions™ said...

And yes, The Hoodie should have challenged the non TD call.

tem said...

how did nose doc go?

Keef said...

Nice job on the footyball picks this week, LP

Keef said...

"how did nose doc go?"


Deviated septum and a bone spur. Gotta take antibiotics for 3 weeks and then go back for a cat scan

Keef said...

next iron chef spoiler alert:


can't watch it with that blonde chick/dude on it. She's awful

Beth said...

Wow, the Braves really wanted to get rid of Derek Lowe, they traded him to the Indians for a minor league pitcher and not even AAA but just A.

Spaceman Spiff said...

paying 2/3 of his salary too

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Top Chef starts this week. It's something like, Top Chef: Texas. Does that mean it's all gonna be BBQ and shit? NS"

dont think so, they change locations, seems like they just want to join the trend of fucking with DVR setups so people have to go in and set it up each season. shit is dumb, more people would unintentionally record then watch if you just set it up once

Keef said...

Fucking ESPN FFB scoring system. I went to bed last night and I was ahead in my $ league matchup by 14. I get up this morning and I'm ahead by 8. Bullshit

tem said...

i wish mine changed.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Redskins claim Tashard Choice"

back to 3 RBs, 0% starting in fantasy leagues starting this week

Keef said...

Yeah I'm done with Torain. Fuck him

Keef said...

I wish I was done with CJ.4K

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Good news for Giants for RB Ahmad Bradshaw. No structural damage on foot."

suite. gphaggots need to give him the ball more

Spaceman Spiff said...

cerrone/nate diaz set, will be cerrone's 5th fight this year, damn

tem said...

cerrone needs money apparently.

tem said...

UFC pick recap:

7-4 ? that is unlike me

B.J. Penn vs Nick Diaz
correct

Cheick Kongo vs. Matt Mitrione
wrong

Hatsu Hioki vs. George Roop
wrong

Mirko Filipovic vs. Roy Nelson
correct

Jeff Curran vs. Scott Jorgensen
Correct

Dennis Siver vs. Donald Cerrone
Correct

Bart Palaszewski vs. Tyson Griffin
Wrong

Brandon Vera vs. Eliot Marshall
Correct

Daniel Downes vs. Ramsey Nijem
Francis Carmont vs. Chris Camozzi
Dustin Jacoby vs. Clifford Starks

wrong
correct
correct

tem said...

of course i got the method of winning wrong a lot.

tem said...

but nelson did rub his fat belly.

Spaceman Spiff said...

rubbing his belly goes with winning so you will go 2-2 or 0-2 there

tem said...

then i went 2-2

Keef said...

So does Dave Duncan retire too and become LaRussa's chauffeur or something?

El Padrino said...

anne burrell is such a st bernard its not even funny

Mize said...

So, what's the statute of limitations on fronting somebody something like, say, a lawnmower that you'd agreed to sell somebody that you know really doesn't have money? And they haven't made even one payment yet.

El Padrino said...

next iron chef is hdh

didnt we say spike will get tossed 1 round when roster was announced?

El Padrino said...

zakarian at his douchiest

im getting the fire started because i have 4 fireplaces in my house


easy dr. douche it's the first episode

El Padrino said...

deluxe flanders pays you back in man love meiz let it go

El Padrino said...

dave duncan is a zombie, he's dead

El Padrino said...

got piss eyes and his skin falls off

El Padrino said...

add his ghoul face to no HD list

El Padrino said...

"I guess today is a day where kids dress up and go door to door begging for candy. I guess I should buy some candy."

you sound like an old fuck bro

Keef said...

I am

Mize said...

"I guess today is a day where kids dress up and go door to door begging for candy."


I swear this is COLOV

Mize said...

Is El Poopdrino LoVADing with some scotch tonight?

Mize said...

I just can't quit Plush.

Keef said...

Change your name, weasel

El Padrino said...

"Is El Poopdrino LoVADing with some scotch tonight?"

negative, not allowed
(scotch)

got my nose fixed this am

El Padrino said...

whats plush think about the cards winning?

Mize said...

"Change your name, weasel"

For what?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"zakarian at his douchiest"

love that shit, you could see the smugness with every compliment, ever so slightly different look for each one, master

El Padrino said...

Speaking of. Mize, your name/pic is Star Wars is for fags. Old name, new pic.


for this

Spaceman Spiff said...

chiarello was not happy with goblin majumdar

El Padrino said...

"love that shit, you could see the smugness with every compliment, ever so slightly different look for each one, master"

agree, love it too

he is master splinter of douche in the culinary world

Spaceman Spiff said...

he should wipe his mouth before critiquing the dishes too, that was hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

re: majumdar

El Padrino said...

"chiarello was not happy with goblin majumdar"

mike c, cant figure out if he's gay or not, but either way he's one of my favs

KILLER chef, KILLER might be better than that fat heffalump Batali

El Padrino said...

yeah that guy is a fat slob, cant stand him and they took donatella tits off for no reason

El Padrino said...

aja samuelsson played spike with the pork stew

fucking lake water

cmon son

El Padrino said...

guarnascheli is a hot mess

El Padrino said...

holy shit 3 picks right

god damn that was rough

Spaceman Spiff said...

didnt like listening to donatella but yea, fuck judy gook

flavor is 3rd on her list, the fuck outta here

El Padrino said...

on my pick 6 sheet for cash (money) i had SF, Pitt, Tenn, Philly (flip-flopped again), Cheifs and Ravens

if Chiefs win tonight i forever curse the Raven

El Padrino said...

"flavor is 3rd on her list, the fuck outta here"

word
the fuck is this shit

see the look mike symon gave her

bitch please

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Sabathia announces he's coming back to the Yankees."

Spaceman Spiff said...

been saving a joke for EP:

who is carlos beltran gonna be for halloween?

El Padrino said...

hit me with it

Mize said...

"City of Douchebags said...

Nerve had a McRib. Are they good?"


Minus the pickles, yes. But alas, the BBQ sauce, pickles, and onions are all one single mixture. At least they used to be, unless our McD's was fucking with us.

El Padrino said...

catching up on news right now saw the MF Global news

i won $100 bucks in office pool

we have a "bankruptcy pool" at work

i took MF Global

I win.

ns

Keef said...

For what?


Ah, you're only a Sconnie fan when they're winning. Got it.

El Padrino said...

mc ribs are delicious minus the raw onion

Mize said...

"Pass the Lysol said...

"reel big fish had one good album, and that was it."


just like the Bloodhound Gang"


Which BHG album, though.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"hit me with it"

hacksaw jim duggan

Spaceman Spiff said...

don't like the texture of the mcrib, was tempted to give it another shot last week but resisted the advertisement onslaught

El Padrino said...

good one

Mize said...

I like the On-Cor rib patties you can get in the grocery store. HDH on a German water roll.

Keef said...

Nose doc I went to is a tOSU grad.

Keef said...

I traded him tattoo work for a prescription

El Padrino said...

halloween movies this weekend i caught up on

silence of the lambs
*what a great fucking movie

original halloween, excorcist, halloween resurrected, texas chainsaw massacre and the others

Keef said...

The Duggan costume took me a minute

El Padrino said...

CC not opting out, signs extension

El Padrino said...

A man was arrested for assault after a domestic that allegedly started after he farted in bed and his wife sprayed him with air freshener. Cops were called to an address in Fernhill just after midnight on October 12 after it was claimed the offender, a 22-year-old hotel chef, had attacked his partner, 20, during the bizarre incident. “It’s alleged the man’s wife took offence to him breaking wind while they were in bed and he then got upset when she sprayed him with a can of air freshener and he lashed out,” senior constable Sean Drader says. “He was charged with domestic assault.”

Keef said...

Spaceman Spiff said...
"Sabathia announces he's coming back to the Yankees."

Mize said...

Why am I supposed to change my name?

Keef said...

tOSU beat Sconnie.

Keef said...

Nyjer is a grate spelter

Mize said...

I'll do it even though we didn't bet. Or at least I don't remember it.

El Padrino said...

Spaceman Spiff said...
"Sabathia announces he's coming back to the Yankees."

ever occur to you that now, at this point in the game, most of these are done on purpose?

Joey Lawrence style

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

Woah

Keef said...

ever occur to you that now, at this point in the game, most of these are done on purpose?


It's funny when you get busted on shit that you say it's on purpose

Keef said...

I'll do it even though we didn't bet. Or at least I don't remember it.


Isn't it standard LOV procedure that when 2 people's teams play that the bet is automatic?

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

"Isn't it standard LOV procedure that when 2 people's teams play that the bet is automatic?"


Seems a bit much, no?

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

What happens when Team USA plays against the Japs? Do we all get to change Spiff's name/pic?

/lp

Keef said...

Seems a bit much, no?


Huh?

Keef said...

It's not like you comment anyway

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

True that.

El Padrino said...

"It's funny when you get busted on shit that you say it's on purpose"

i let them all slide, once in awhile i have to drop the red pill

El Padrino said...

hey meiz welcome to LOV

El Padrino said...

new Volkswagen beetle looks hdh

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

"new Volkswagen beetle looks hdh"

STFU.

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

Is that fatso Chuck Weis still in KC?

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

County Golf Course email:


"WEEKENDS – All Golfers

9 holes walking $14.00, riding $20.00 Hawthorne Hills 262-692-2151

18 holes walking $20.00, riding $32.00"


I wouldn't pay more than $10 total to play golf in this shit.

Keef said...

Is that fatso Chuck Weis still in KC?



FU

Keef said...

Rivers looks good so far

Keef said...

Damn, why couldnt battle fumble it

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking mclusterfuck, shit was going best case scenario, team at arrowhead having a shitty game style

Spaceman Spiff said...

hope vjax and mathews pull hammies on the same play, possible

Spaceman Spiff said...

wow, no overturn, fuck you mclusterfuck for making the refs review anything they could fuck up

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"Is that fatso Chuck Weis still in KC?"

really?

Spaceman Spiff said...

damn, easy pick dropped

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

good iron chef talk

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

"really?"

I don't watch college football

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

seems like a reach on the sconnie/tOSU bet... mize hates NCAA footyball

Spaceman Spiff said...

yes pick!

Keef said...

Rivers is good

Keef said...

seems like a reach on the sconnie/tOSU bet... mize hates NCAA footyball



Mize has been all over Sconnie's nuts

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"I don't watch college football"

yeah, I know.... figured you read my comments bitching about the fatman

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

"Mize has been all over Sconnie's nuts"

No.

Spaceman Spiff said...

matt vick!

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz will change his pic to <a href='http://i.imgur.com/N8zyY.jpg">this</a> once done with this bet

Spaceman Spiff said...

what a catch

Spaceman Spiff said...

this pic

fixed link

Keef said...

Terrible unnecessary roughness

Keef said...

Fuck the NFL

Spaceman Spiff said...

baldwin, should have picked him up

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"No"

I would agree. seems like mize makes fun of sconnie fans more than he roots for sconnie

Spaceman Spiff said...

baldwin or manningham for waiver pick up this week

Keef said...

Mize makes fun of Packer fans. He's been rooting for Sconnie

Spaceman Spiff said...

nicks gets hurt a lot, leaning manningham, seems to be picking it up and gphaggots dont like to run it seems

Keef said...

baldwin or manningham for waiver pick up this week



Thanks for dropping NELSON! and picking up Thomas

El Padrino said...

manningham

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

"this pic

fixed link"


I hate that stupid fucking thing

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

"Mize makes fun of Packer fans. He's been rooting for Sconnie"


I root for the Badgers until they lose. Then I really don't care.

Keef said...

I root for the Badgers until they lose. Then I really don't care.




Apology accepted

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

the Palmer & pollock show is not good

Keef said...

Isn't Pollack from UGA

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

ate way too many mini snickers

El Padrino said...

Stella Dora S cookies

det

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"Isn't Pollack from UGA"

yes

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

"Stella Dora S cookies"

nice

El Padrino said...

neighbors went old school this year

got a nice lil mix of peanut chews, lemon heads, cherry sours, bottle caps, even a fun dip in there

Dawgs 24, Jorts 20 said...

got some goldenberg peanut chews at dylan's... good stuff

El Padrino said...

classic

Spaceman Spiff said...

jeebus, this battle guy is slow as fuck, a blocker and 5+ yards of green in front of him, think he picked up 2 or 3

Keef said...

Good

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

Batman time

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite mathews fumble

Keef said...

Good jinx by espn

Keef said...

Those jinx the kicker every time

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