Wednesday, September 28, 2011

wednesday

So the redsux almost blew the game last night. The bravos are limping along, but have Hudson going today. Should be interesting, i'd love to see 2 play in games tomorrow. The AL WC game is going to be at 1:10 PDT and the NL WC game will be at 5:10 PDT, take that east coast bias.

I knew it was bad, but heard the stat today, the Vikings have been outscored in the 2nd half 66-6 in their first 3 games. Talk about not making adjustments...that's a straight coaching deficiency.

BCS looks to lift the 2 team limit for conferences? Fuck that. If these are the "elite" games, i don't want to see 4 matchups with SEC teams in them. I would limit it to only conference champions, make the limits tighter. If they're going to make changes to the BCS, how about changing it to a playoff system.

Our CEO's birthday party was last night. Somebody got him an Anna Nicole Smith impersonator to come sing happy birthday. It was kind of awkward, but also kind of awesome at the same time. He was very uncomfortable.

my new favorite word is humperdink

146 comments:

Tyler said...

So NL MVP, who is it?

Tyler said...

As in, who ya got?

Mize said...

Beth, please see LoVAD for a link regarding Atlanta as a great sports town.

Thanks in advance,


The Management

Mize said...

"As in, who ya got?"


Not Matt Kemp

tOSU sucks said...

probably prince fielder, re: NL MVP

Tyler said...

I agree. If you can't win that terrible division, you don't deserve it. Even if you do go 40/40.

Mize said...

Braun would probably get it over Prince

Mize said...

It'll go Braun, Kemp, Prince.

Mize said...

Although I'd love for Prince to win it.

Tyler said...

Yeah, I'm going Braun.

tOSU sucks said...

this is why you guys don't get to vote

because you're idiots

tOSU sucks said...

although I think it's all but a done deal for Kershaw to win the CY young

Beth said...

"Beth, please see LoVAD for a link regarding Atlanta as a great sports town."

You must be mistaken, Atlanta doesn't have a pro baseball team.

Keef said...

Verlander & Kershaw are your MVPs

El Padrino said...

So NL MVP, who is it?

clayton kershaw

/keef

tOSU sucks said...

if andre dawson can win it on a last place team...kemp could win it

El Padrino said...

he cant win triple crown right i think reyes is beating braun for batting title gonna go to today though

Todd Packer said...

"i don't want to see 4 matchups with SEC teams in them"


more sec teams in bcs games sounds good to me

tOSU sucks said...

ITS THE SEC!!!!!


/zeke

tOSU sucks said...

now, if the big12 and big east fold, i'd agree, you can't have 5 BCS games with only 4 conferences

tOSU sucks said...

or are there 6 BCS games?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Talk about not making adjustments...that's a straight coaching deficiency."

think they did make adjustments, just shitty ones, like not giving purple jesus the ball

Mize said...

"if andre dawson can win it on a last place team...kemp could win it"


Not any more.

Keef said...

Arod also won on a last place team

Keef said...

Not any more.

/mize

Todd Packer said...

kemp should win MVP

Mize said...

"Arod also won on a last place team"

A-Rod was unreal that year. There was no other competition.

Keef said...

A-Rod was unreal that year. There was no other competition.


Yay steroids

Keef said...

A-Rod was unreal that year. There was no other competition.



Thisclose to 40/40 and a Triple Crown is pretty unreal.

Keef said...

aja, I think Braun should probably win. But I wouldn't be mad if Kemp won

Mize said...

"Thisclose to 40/40 and a Triple Crown is pretty unreal."


But there is relevant competition this year.

tem said...

McCutchen should win

tem said...

or Verlander.

he pitched so well he should win the AL and NL Cy Youngs and the AL and NL MVPs. And immediately be inducted into the Hall of Fame. No waiting period or anything. He goes in now.

Keef said...

But there is relevant competition this year.



Yes. That's why I AJA'd. I don't think there's relevant competition in the AL, though

Keef said...

Bones Jones on Rome today

Mize said...

"Yes. That's why I AJA'd. I don't think there's relevant competition in the AL, though"


Yeah, I know.

El Padrino said...

Bones Jones on Rome today

suite

/meiz

Mize said...

Somebody can't read.


But yes, Bomani Jones is also on Rome today.

Keef said...

no, that's what I meant

/LP

tem said...

Did we tell cake story here yet?

tem said...

I wonder if Somebody @ holiday inn had a jaguar bomb....orange soda and jager.

tem said...

Kordell stewarts haircut makes his face look very square like

tem said...

His hair lines are very defined and abrupt

El Padrino said...

cake story

tOSU sucks said...

meiz jumped out of a cake topless

tOSU sucks said...

for tyler and tem's bachelor party

El Padrino said...

incredibly gay

Mize said...

"His hair lines are very defined and abrupt"


I just want to make sure you know that isn't natural.

It's called an edge up.

Mize said...

Reyes went 1 for 1.

Braun needs to go at least 3-3 or 3-4 to win the batting title.

El Padrino said...

#winning

Mize said...

Congrats on the Mess' season

El Padrino said...

goodell thinks its cool if it snows for the super bowl in nj in a few years

logo even has a snowflake in it

Aitch said...

"incredibly gay"

Is that a GullyPadrino sighting?

El Padrino said...

"Congrats on the Mess' season"

enjoy this one, gonna be awhile before they get back

El Padrino said...

"Is that a GullyPadrino sighting?"

you think i believe meiz actually jumped out of a cake?

Keef said...

"Reyes went 1 for 1."

On a bunt. Fucking pussy shit

El Padrino said...

there are redonk rumors pujoles will follow guillen to miami, that the owner will offer the most to get him

Keef said...

"Is that a GullyPadrino sighting?"


No, but it's nice to see Gully H is still alive

El Padrino said...

"On a bunt. Fucking pussy shit"

he does that pretty often not sure you know that

Keef said...

Pussy shit

El Padrino said...

those words mean nothing to me

El Padrino said...

pujols, stanton, sanchez, ramirez

that's like 120-150 hr's right there

Keef said...

those words mean nothing to me



It's like bunting to break up a no hitter

El Padrino said...

leading off the bottom first inning with a bunt attempt is the same as trying to bunt for a hit during the late innings of a no-hitter?

Keef said...

those words mean nothing to me



I left out the biggest pussy part. He left the game in the 1st inning after the bunt single

Keef said...

So bunting for a hit and then leaving for a pinch runner to "win" the batting title is being a giant pussy

Keef said...

leading off the bottom first inning with a bunt attempt is the same as trying to bunt for a hit during the late innings of a no-hitter?



When you leave the game for a pinch runner, yes

Keef said...

I understand that you're gonna stand up for your boy because he's a Mess and he's Dominican. But he's a fucking pussy

El Padrino said...

fuck apple

El Padrino said...

keef is riled up

his manager made that decision and he said he'd have him removed no matter how his first at bat went

Keef said...

"keef is riled up"

I know. That shit made me angry, I don't know why. I feel like mize right now

Keef said...

Reyes is Dominican for bush

Spaceman Spiff said...

"fuck apple"

worked out well for blackberry and HP

s

El Padrino said...

amazon different, bezos is a genius like yobs without the pancreatic cancer though

El Padrino said...

RIM is shit, HP is really shit

El Padrino said...

plus it's basically expanding on the kindle and giving it touch tablet capabilities for a more reasonable price

Aitch said...

"So bunting for a hit and then leaving for a pinch runner to "win" the batting title is being a giant pussy"

First part doesn't bug me because bunting is a normal part of his game. Leaving after the at bat is kind of a pussy move.

Aitch said...

On the last day of Ted Williams' .406 season, his manager wanted to sit him to preserve Ted's batting average and keep it over .400. Ted refused.

Keef said...

"First part doesn't bug me because bunting is a normal part of his game. Leaving after the at bat is kind of a pussy move."


The bunt wouldn't bother me if he had 3 more ABs after it. But put it all together, and it's bush

Aitch said...

I'm agreeing with you. I know you're not used to it.

Keef said...

"On the last day of Ted Williams' .406 season, his manager wanted to sit him to preserve Ted's batting average and keep it over .400. Ted refused."


Now his head is cryogenically frozen in a vat in AZ and they have batting practice with it.

Aitch said...

Put aside your Red Sox hate for a second. I was merely pointing out how a man handles those situations. Not in the pussy ass manner in which Reyes tried to secure the batting title.

tem said...

reyes = pussy


we all agree.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Red Sox are still looking to acquire a starting pitcher for the potential play-in game between themselves and the Rays"

tOSU sucks said...

7 inch tablet is too small

El Padrino said...

twss?

El Padrino said...

is it too late to start a library of real books?

tOSU sucks said...

"s it too late to start a library of real books?"

as opposed to one of fake books?

tOSU sucks said...

aja- (shout out to h)

one of the chicks who used to work here went back to school to get her master's in Library sciences...smrt

El Padrino said...

"as opposed to one of fake books?"

as opposed to buying an e-reader and having 100 digital books

tem said...

it is never to late to start a library of real books.

Keef said...

Put aside your Red Sox hate for a second




Not for a second

Keef said...

"The Red Sox are still looking to acquire a starting pitcher for the potential play-in game between themselves and the Rays"



Spiff's cousin Bruce Chen

Keef said...

The Ress got 2 fucking hits off of Miguel Fucking Faggot Batista? WHAT THE FUCK???

El Padrino said...

reyes asked to be removed so he is a pussy

Keef said...

LP knows

Todd Packer said...

Reyes is a pussy only if he does not re-sign with the mess

Keef said...

LP, since I'm a nice guy, I'll accept your apology

Keef said...

CAN'T WAIT for mize's thoughts on Reyes

Keef said...

I want to start a podcast

Keef said...

try to make ends meet, your* a slave to the money then you die

El Padrino said...

its just a batting title

El Padrino said...

I want to start a podcast

with rev and los?

Keef said...

"its just a batting title"


just drove up his axing price

Keef said...

"with rev and los?"

fuck philly

Keef said...

I don't want that stank

Keef said...

does reyes have a bonis clause in his contract for a batting title?

ns

tem said...

more than likely yes he does.

El Padrino said...

does reyes have a bonis clause in his contract for a batting title?

ns


no

El Padrino said...

he would be the first met to ever win the batting title though

Keef said...

Per MLB rules, the shortstop does not have a financial incentive in his current contract for winning a batting title.



ok

Keef said...

"On the last day of Ted Williams' .406 season, his manager wanted to sit him to preserve Ted's batting average and keep it over .400. Ted refused."


He was batting .3995, would have been rounded up to .400

El Padrino said...

gully aitch

tem said...

"no"

i sit corrected

Keef said...

He was batting .3995, would have been rounded up to .400



I'll take it.

/jose reyes

Aitch said...

"He was batting .3995, would have been rounded up to .400"

Sorry. Keep it AT .400.

Douche.

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

"I'll take it.

/jose reyes"



Put aside your Mess hate for a second


/H

Mize said...

I'm going to the Breer's game

Mize said...

"CAN'T WAIT for mize's thoughts on Reyes"


I don't have a problem with it.

Mize said...

But that's because I think Braun will go 3-4

Spaceman Spiff said...

braun will be intentionally walked 4 times while meiz goes ballistic in the stands

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Source: #RedSox have given up trying to make trade for starting pitcher. Should there be play-in game, starter will come from within."


please be lackey

Keef said...

that would be awesome

Keef said...

No more Todd

Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

Ex-Dodger Milton Bradley was busted for felony assault -- after allegedly swinging a baseball bat at his wife yesterday.

Spaceman Spiff said...

milton goes off, bob sanders put on IR

same ol shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

price fucked the rays, congrats H

Spaceman Spiff said...

orioles up tho

Spaceman Spiff said...

jj hardy

Todd Packer said...

rays are done

Spaceman Spiff said...

brutal way to end kimbrels rookie of the year season if they lose it now, chokejob in progress people

Todd Packer said...

6 run 8th for the rays

Todd Packer said...

tie game

Todd Packer said...

extras

Jugdish said...

i knew it

/H

Jugdish said...

i knew it

/beth

Jugdish said...

hey, we finally agree on something!

/H

Jugdish said...

i knew it

/tp

Jugdish said...

i need to do a post

Spaceman Spiff said...

that was fucking awesome

FUCK BOSTON

Todd Packer said...

"that was fucking awesome"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Riot police are firing tear gas, pepper spray and flash bombs in downtown Massachusetts tonight to try to disperse angry rioters who are setting cars on fire, looted stores and taunting police officers after the Boston Red Sox 4-3 loss to the Baltimore Orioles that knocked them out of the playoffs"

relax H

Spaceman Spiff said...

"10:26 p.m. ET -- Cardinals win 8-0

11:40 p.m. ET -- Braves lose 4-3 in 13th, are eliminated

12:02 a.m. ET -- Red Sox lose 4-3 on walk-off single in 9th

12:05 a.m. ET -- Rays win 8-7 on walk-off home run in 12th, eliminating Red Sox "

Keef said...

But that's because I think Braun will go 3-4



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