Friday, September 23, 2011

Summit This

BUFFALO +8.5 over Pats
Seems like a silly pick but I've already figured out that if you roll with the Bills every week they will hit 70% of the time.

San Fran +2.5 over CINCY
Niners had a better team down 14 with 8 minutes left. Then choked.

Miami +2.5 over CLEVELAND
Taking the desperate team.

Denver +6.5 over TITANS
Taking the points. The road might actually benefit this Bronco team.

Detroit -3.5 over VIKINGS
The Lions are better. It's a really simple way to look at this game.

NEW ORLEANS -4 over Houston
Texans ain't ready for this man.

Philly/Giants off even though Vick is playing. Giants have lost 6 straight vs. Eagles.

CAROLINA -3.5 over Jacksonville
Gabbert's first start. Newton has some serious potential and has two starts under his belt. The Jags confuse me. I know football and I can barely name 5 Jags off the top of my head. Who are these guys what kind of roster is this?

OAKLAND +3.5 over Jets
NYJ might be 2-0 but they have not played well yet. They'll need to out West because the Raiders are no cupcake. The Offensive line is just that for NY. Offensive. Really bad. And they have no pass rush.

Baltimore -4 over ST. LOUIS
Ravens rebound here on the road. Potential suicide pick.

K.C +14.5 over CHARGERS
They've been outscored like 82-10. Taking the points though because it's a division game and San Diego still struggling on special teams.

CHICAGO +3.5 over Green Bay
They usually split the series, home and home. Bears have some anger and despite the o line struggling they'll piece together some drives and keep Rodgers at bay. Packers aren't going undefeated.

SEATTLE +3.5 over Arizona
I don't lay points to Seattle at home for a division game.

Atlanta +1.5 over TAMPA BAY
Coming off a huge win the Falcons might play shitty or play even more inspired. I choose the latter.

Steelers -10.5 over COLTS
At this point I'm rethinking that whole statement I made about the Colts still might win 6-8 games. Did Dwight Freeny die?

Line for Monday Night is off due to Tony Roma's ribs. Ha.

108 comments:

Beth said...

I can't decide if I'm hoping for or dreading a lot of posts from and about the summit today and this weekend. I think I'm leaning towards hoping for.

You know my motto said...

you should get on twitter

/mize

Blue said...

"so you can totally buy an iPod from a vending masheen at the aerodome? oh"

/mize


does this guy ever get out of the house?

Blue said...

this should be a grate day

Aitch said...

Good morning com Memphis.

Aitch said...

That's a bit much


/EP

Beth said...

Saying "that's a bit much" is actually a bit much.

s

Blue said...

have some bbq and listen to some blues

Blue said...

meiz update:

he's in KC and hates it, surprise surprise

Keef said...

Don't be holier then now, Beth

tem said...

Hotel bar is only open until midnight.

Keef said...

Yeah that's fucked up

Keef said...

But it is open 3-12 on Monday through Sunday

Blue said...

hotel bars usually close about midnight

tem said...

I gave my cab driver a good tip yesterday in honor of H

tem said...

NO

/cnblue

Blue said...

when are you guys going to the zoo

Blue said...

fucking spiff is going to win both FMLB leagues this year

Keef said...

The zoo is tomorrow. That way mize gets a full day

tem said...

The airport did say the zoo is awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

"fucking spiff is going to win both FMLB leagues this year"

undisputed champ baby!

first time in LOV history

i think, i would only know if i had done it before

Keef said...

Big day

Keef said...

I thoug Tyler won booth once

Keef said...

thought

Spaceman Spiff said...

""so you can totally buy an iPod from a vending masheen at the aerodome? oh"

/mize


does this guy ever get out of the house?"

hilarity

tem said...

Keith likes booth cartoons and star wars

Spaceman Spiff said...

leo nunez got suspended because he is not leo nunez

"A source told The Associated Press that Nunez’s real name is Juan Carlos Oviedo, and he is 29, a year older than listed in the Marlins’ media guide."

Keef said...

so they can void his contract?

Blue said...

if i was the real leo nunez, i'd be pissed and demand the marlins pay me millions

Spaceman Spiff said...

"so they can void his contract?"

he was on a 1 year contract

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

Spaceman Spiff said...

""Coach showed that to us," Raiders defensive tackle Tommy Kellytold the Oakland Tribune. "It was just a reminder. We're going to remind him of that during the game.""

using mark sanchez eating a hot dog on the sideline in 09 as motivation, talk about reaching

Todd Packer said...

"does this guy ever get out of the house?"

hilarity"

^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Texas inmates who are set to be executed will no longer get their choice of last meals, a change prison officials made Thursday after a prominent state senator became miffed over an expansive request from a man condemned for a notorious dragging death.

Lawrence Russell Brewer, who was executed Wednesday for the hate crime slaying of James Byrd Jr. more than a decade ago, asked for two chicken fried steaks, a triple-meat bacon cheeseburger, fried okra, a pound of barbecue, three fajitas, a meat lover's pizza, a pint of ice cream and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts. Prison officials said Brewer didn't eat any of it."

other death rowers must be pissed

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Longtime Ravens and Brown OL Orlando Brown has been found dead in his Baltimore condo"

dude that got hit in the eye with a flag right

Aitch said...

Yup, that's him.

tem said...

Yeah

Keef said...

Yeah

Keef said...

O:FB

Blue said...

has h made it to houston yet?

Keef said...

He & jug are drinking and driving right now

Blue said...

meiz is at the zoo

Blue said...

cab driver: where do you want to go, son

meiz: how's the zoo here

Keef said...

Mize is one vodker/sprite deep

Blue said...

i would have punched him in the face by now

/ep

Keef said...

LP couldn't reach his face

Keef said...

The LP jokes are flying

Keef said...

Fucking LP. Answer your phone

Todd Packer said...

h call was a nice touch... wicked accent

Keef said...

It's grate

Todd Packer said...

summit related wall

Keef said...

H got us kicked out of the bar because he was passed out, at 10:45

Todd Packer said...

h is not taking the summit slow

Aitch said...

In my defense, I had been awake since 2 am.

Keef said...

Tem saws trees like noone's business

Keef said...

In my defense, I had been awake since 2 am.


You should be used to it

tem said...

I only snore if I've been drinking. Fmtem elbows me to get me to stop.

Aitch said...

"Tem saws trees like noone's business"

Oh yea. I meant to warn you about that.

Tyler said...

Tem ran into some friends at the bar Aitch got us kicked out of and Aitch wanted to fight them. The guy AND the girl. Mize and I had to take him upstairs to calm him down. That's when he passed out and we got kicked out.

Tyler said...

Aitch does not believe that any of that happened. No matter what we swear on he doesn't believe us.

Tyler said...

Oh and the name of the bar was Cheers.

Aitch said...

Aitch: Cody said to bet the farm on SD over Sonnie.
Meiz: who said that?
Aitch: Cody
Meiz: oh, he's an idiot

Aitch said...

Aitch: Oh, im the asshole all of a sudden?
Tyler and Keith (in unison): Not all of a sudden!

Real life DOUBLE DRAGON!!!

Aitch said...

Aitch: You should never let debt stop you from procreating.
Tyler (thinking I said death): Wait are you going on record as a proponent of necrophilia??

Tyler said...

That was taken out of context.

tem said...

Time to snore and keep keith awake.

Keef said...

Fuck

tem said...

I feel bad, but it is kind of funny seeing keith piling pillows over his ears to keep from hearing me snore.

Next year, no snoring.

Aitch said...

How are you gonna arrange that, Tem?

tem said...

Magic

Keef said...

next year, if you start snoring, at least I can go down to the casino & gamble

You know my motto said...

the snoring doesn't really affect me

/mize

You know my motto said...

I only snore if I've been drinking. Fmtem elbows me to get me to stop.



i did the same thing

/keef

You know my motto said...

im actually a little glad we had to walk about a mile and a half to get to that bar last night. walk off some of that food and beer

You know my motto said...

peyton hillis = wussbag

Keef said...

im actually a little glad we had to walk about a mile and a half to get to that bar last night. walk off some of that food and beer




yeah it was a good walk

Keef said...

fuck bikinis

Keef said...

el paso not very white

tem said...

Fuck bikinis

Spaceman Spiff said...

O:FB is in full effect today

is H alright

Keef said...

H has already jumped ship

NS

Keef said...

Jumped ship on the Red Sux I mean

You know my motto said...

chicks at twin peaks were suite

tem said...

Our waitress was bambi

Keef said...

There aren't any hot chicks in this town

/aitch

tem said...

H had a rough sports day today.

tem said...

h did not want to fight today...that's how I know he was down about boston sports

Keef said...

H is busy squashing FB myths

Keef said...

Haha, great wild pitch putout

Aitch said...

I missed your musk today, Keith.

Keef said...

I know

Keef said...

Red Sux take the lead. H is back!

Aitch said...

no where near the Sox game

You know my motto said...

There aren't any hot chicks in this town

/aitch



love being right about that shit

/mize

Keef said...

I'm not going to go out of my way to gawk at a girl's ass.

/mize

Tyler said...

My struggles with the minivan at the airport were definitely a low point.

Aitch said...

Keith would have enjoyed the restaurant today.

tem said...

Meiz will go out of way to find a new table though

Keef said...

Did Tyler brake* the minivan, ala mize?

tem said...

No. He couldn't open the door to get out....then he couldn't get his bag out of the back...but that was because it was locked and jug couldn't get it unlocked.

tem said...

By the way...aitch owes me infinity dollars.

tem said...

Aitch is getting misty eyed about a wonderful summit

Aitch said...

Meiz wants a guy on the Lions who can streak like that.

tem said...

Meiz says that is taken out of context

tem said...

And now jug wants to take aitch up to the room and listen to cuntry music until jug gets it

Keef said...

Jug already gets it

tem said...

Ydnswimt

tem said...

I meant that jug wants H to explain Hs cuntry music aversion to jug

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