Wednesday, September 21, 2011

spot start

blue isn't available this morning so i'm making a spot start for him because he's a lazy ass.

Summit 2.0 is coming up quick this weekend, can't wait, super excited.

Pac-12 tells Texas thanks but no thanks. Rumor is it came down to the school presidents hate Texas.

Ron Ron was the first one booted from Dancing with the Stars. That might be the worse* performance ever for an ath-a-lete

Eli sucks

172 comments:

El Padrino said...

metta world peace

You know my motto said...

Rams say Giants faked injuries to slow pace




duh

Blue said...

they should fine the giants...one million dollars

You know my motto said...

at least

You know my motto said...

and give them an emmy


s

El Padrino said...

OSCAR

You know my motto said...

reservations for summit confirmed

You know my motto said...

boston parents are not much better than nyc parents

Mize said...

I'm gonna try some home remedy action for this ear issue I'm having.

You know my motto said...

pricey burgers

Blue said...

shake shack is supposedly opening here in the next month or so...i'm kinda bleh on it

You're welcome said...

Jug, you gotta play journey on the drive to Austin

You're welcome said...

Journey & Train

You know my motto said...

Jug, you gotta play journey on the drive to Austin



H can sing it kod style at red lights

El Padrino said...

shake shack is supposedly opening here in the next month or so...i'm kinda bleh on it

congrats

You know my motto said...

Wilfork of Fire

Mize said...

H doesn't like Journey?

wft?

Blue said...

music snob


journey is like the mid-80's nickelback

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i'm kinda bleh on it"

you ever had it?

Spaceman Spiff said...

dodgers have the cy young and possible MVP and still sucked this year damn

You're welcome said...

dodgers have the cy young and possible MVP



Pitchers aren't eligible for MVP

/LP

Spaceman Spiff said...

best case O:FB scenario for maximum misery, red sux and their fans watching a play-in game between rays/angels

Spaceman Spiff said...

i meant kemp

Spaceman Spiff said...

mayhem/bisping TUF tonight

Spaceman Spiff said...

the fights to get into the house are back

Tyler said...

What hotel are we staying at?

Tyler said...

And Mize, DM me your phone number on twitter so I can text you everything that I'm doing while I'm waiting for you when you're still on your flight.

Mize said...

"And Mize, DM me your phone number on twitter so I can text you everything that I'm doing while I'm waiting for you when you're still on your flight."


Okay.

I'm pretty sure I'm beating you there.

You're welcome said...

Tem
Any chance that I can check into the hotel under your name?

Tyler said...

What time are you arriving? I thought your flight got pushed to a later time.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Masked gunmen blocked traffic on a busy avenue in a Gulf of Mexico coastal city Tuesday and dumped the bodies of 35 slaying victims as horrified motorists watched, authorities said."

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Giants WR Domenik Hixon tore his right ACL for the second straight year."

damn son

El Padrino said...

meixcans dont play

El Padrino said...

"Giants WR Domenik Hixon tore his right ACL for the second straight year."

damn son

tissue paper

El Padrino said...

he did it on that play in the end zone, which looked like nothing

Mize said...

"What time are you arriving? I thought your flight got pushed to a later time."


11:07 AM

El Padrino said...

looks tough suicide picks this week, outside of san diego which you never know with them

Spaceman Spiff said...

vitor injured and out, wandy in vs. cung le

El Padrino said...

grab cancer by the balls guys

You're welcome said...

"looks tough suicide picks this week, outside of san diego which you never know with them"

Yep. Maybe Tennessee

You're welcome said...

Tony Bennett hates the USA! USA! USA!

Blue said...

"Giants WR Domenik Hixon tore his right ACL for the second straight year."


are they sure he's not faking it?

Todd Packer said...

"shake shack is supposedly opening here in the next month or so...i'm kinda bleh on it"

shake shack is the best

Todd Packer said...

"H doesn't like Journey?

wft?"


journey sucks

Blue said...

Oklahoma sounds pissed that Texas fucked them over on the whole pac-12 deal.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Going forward, be advised that should the league office determine that there is reasonable cause, all those suspected of being involved in faking injuries will be summoned promptly to this office in New York to discuss the matter. Those found to be violators will be subject to appropriate disciplinary action for conduct detrimental to the game. Discipline could include fines of coaches, players, and clubs, suspensions or forfeiture of draft choices."

Aitch said...

"I'm pretty sure I have an ear infection. Awesome."

That will make flying fun.

Mize said...

Rejected Marlins Logos

Mize said...

"That will make flying fun."

Great. Can't wait.

You know my motto said...

"That will make flying fun."



I should have bad gas for the ride to Austin...

El Padrino said...

"Rejected Marlins Logos"

why not just keep the F

s

tem said...

I'll call hotel and add your name to reservation so you can check in. Room is paid for already, so they should let you in without giving them a card.

tem said...

On plane getting rdy to go back home to cbus.

tem said...

No row 13 on this plane...is that common?

Tyler said...

So what hotel are we staying at?

You know my motto said...

rev is so unhappy about the changes on facebook that he has been bitching about it on facebook all day. apparently its not bad enough to keep him away

You know my motto said...

on the other hand, cmlp says she likes the changes. it gives her more time for that shit

tem said...

I think it is some holliday inn

tem said...

Fucking plane started boarding 40 mins ago...been in a row by myself this whole time....waiting for super fat fuck to sit next to me right before takeoff.

Aitch said...

"No row 13 on this plane...is that common?"

I believe it is

You're welcome said...

Mize is the biggest hypochondriac that I don't know

You know my motto said...

i only sit on row 13


/mize

You're welcome said...

"I'll call hotel and add your name to reservation so you can check in. Room is paid for already, so they should let you in without giving them a card."



Walter Payton! Thanks

You're welcome said...

Desmond!

You're welcome said...

I need to finish work early so I can go home and print my boarding pass

Tyler said...

Wow, Rev really elevates his blood pressure over some stupid stuff.

You're welcome said...

Rev will do anything for attention. H thinks that it's ridiculous

Tyler said...

Man, I have so much sarcastic stuff that I want to write on Rev's facebook posts, but I'm gonna shut my mouth about it.

Aitch said...

"Man, I have so much sarcastic stuff that I want to write on Rev's facebook posts, but I'm gonna shut my mouth about it."

Do it. Do it. Do it.

You're welcome said...

I like the throwback Dew

You're welcome said...

There was lots of P10P on Tosh last night

You're welcome said...

You know what I hate? People who can't pick up their fucking feet when they walk. And people that whistle while they are working

Tyler said...

I want to post something like "First the new Facebook changes, then REM breaks up, man, this is like 9/11 all over again." but I don't have the balls.

Tyler said...

"Rev, you should start a Pac and lobby Congress to regulate Facebook so we can avoid further travesties. You could call it 'Rev's Law'. ENOUGH'S ENOUGH. Take a stand, fat man."

Tyler said...

"There was lots of P10P on Tosh last night"

And I foolishly deleted it after we watched it. Dumbest decision of my life.

Tyler said...

I was an eracist because I forgot I posted that REM comment like four comments ago. Man, my memory is going fast.

You know my motto said...

Rev is going to make his own site called RevSpace

he will complain about facebook there

Tyler said...

"You should totally start Revbook™."

I posted that on one of his posts on Facebook a half hour ago.

You're welcome said...

"I want to post something like "First the new Facebook changes, then REM breaks up, man, this is like 9/11 all over again." but I don't have the balls."


You can say "Facebook is going down in flames like a Great White concert"

Tyler said...

So that's kind of an i2i.

You know my motto said...

I posted that on one of his posts on Facebook a half hour ago.


ha...didn't see it. sometime's rev's posts get jumbled together

You know my motto said...

Steve Skalish
You know what the people at Facebook need to take? An MBA class, that's what.



that was my favorite one. guy who invented facebook and is worth billions needs to take an mba class to impress rev. riiiiight

Tyler said...

My other idea was something like, "Things always happen in threes, first the new facebook, second, REM breaks up, what's next, Ryan Howard breaks a wrist?"

tem said...

that is why rev is blocked from my newsfeed.

tem said...

yay for in plane internet

You're welcome said...

Sounds like I should unblock rev's FB posts



NOT!

You're welcome said...

that is why rev is blocked from my newsfeed.



DOUBLE DRAGON!

You're welcome said...

Does SWA have plane internets?

tem said...

i dunno. i am on airtran. i think some SW flights have it.

Tyler said...

RE: MBA

The thing that kills me is: "Because one of the new rules about doing business in the 21st century is the ability to customize the experience for the individual user."

Um, no, that's why Myspace died. The lesson learned from Myspace is that not everyone's a UI designer. When I go to someone's page and it looks like it's designed by 13-year-old girl and it crashes out my browser, I'm just gonna log out and leave.

tem said...

someone should make V9. like V8 but with one more vitamin.

You're welcome said...

Tyler's going all web designer talk on us

Tyler said...

I will get down off my web design high-zorse.

Tyler said...

Rev's feed has kind of slowed down dramatically. He'll be over it by tomorrow.

tem said...

slowed down because he needed to go eat.

El Padrino said...

so rev's retarded, got it

tem said...

airtran seats are not meant to have laptops being used.

Tyler said...

"slowed down because he needed to go eat."

Yeah, it's about 3pm on the East Coast so it's time for his Post-Lunch, Pre-Dinner, Late-Afternoon-Meal.

Aitch said...

So T, any interest in designing NewdayrisingRI.com?

Tyler said...

"So T, any interest in designing NewdayrisingRI.com?"

Oh man, how metal do you want it? And when would you want it? I'm kind of busy with the whole wedding thing, probably won't have any time until the end of December.

Aitch said...

No rush at all brother. Just kinda throwing it out there. We've been together since 07 without one, I think we can survive a couple more months. I just want to get something else out there besides Facebook. You know, for people who don't have time for that shit.

Blue said...

i thought the band broke up

tem said...

they got back together after H needed money for diapers.

You're welcome said...

ha

You're welcome said...

H, you definitely need to have like a guy's baby shower/poker party during bmh's baby shower. Have each guy bring diapers. We're 7 months in and haven't had to buy a diaper yet

tem said...

or nipple pads

Tyler said...

In the meantime, I'll think about what to use so you can update it yourself when you have new events. Probably Wordpress. So that means I've gotta learn Wordpress.

tem said...

fucking blogger...

anyway, my buddy on the fb stuff " They change shit for the soul purpose to make things more difficult and the changes are usually dumb.
"

soul is grate*

tem said...

just make sure you keep inviting me to your concerts on facebook. i haven't not missed one yet.

Tyler said...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

bah fucking laptop battery is dying.

tem said...

peas

El Padrino said...

whoa did nicole scherzinger gets new tits?

whoa

El Padrino said...

do the scar jo pose?

Tyler said...

"whoa"

You saw that Conan clip too? Good Lord.

El Padrino said...

yeah jesus

the blood rushed

Spaceman Spiff said...

3 nugget free agents now to china

chandler, smiff, kenyon

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

El Padrino said...

so fake

Aitch said...

Is EP not a fan of fake ones?

You know my motto said...

Is EP not a fan of fake ones?



he can't even tell

/cmlp

You're welcome said...

so fake



Who gives a fat flying fucking fuck

Aitch said...

Downloaded the Belichick doc. Hope it is decent.

You're welcome said...

probably will be as interesting as him

Blue said...

i don't mind fake titas

Aitch said...

Not bad so far.

El Padrino said...

ftr i dont mind, jus sayin

You're welcome said...

tit snob

Blue said...

more dem

El Padrino said...

goodness

El Padrino said...

back issues

You're welcome said...

her face looks like aniston

Blue said...

i didn't really look at her face

You're welcome said...

I looked at her face as soon as I noticed her tits were fake

/LP

You're welcome said...

i just noticed that you can expand the comment window here. I don't know why you would need to do that

You're welcome said...

jesus, my flight leaves at 2:25 tomorrow. I checked in right at 2:25 and still got group B

You're welcome said...

Fuck paying $10 to have SWA automatically check you in

Blue said...

"jesus, my flight leaves at 2:25 tomorrow. I checked in right at 2:25 and still got group B"

happens all the time when i'm going west, but not so much going east, weird

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Antrelle Rolle:
I've handled DeSean Jackson one on one before, don't see why I wouldn't be able to do it again.""

hilarity

You're welcome said...

fuck east

El Padrino said...

why you getting there thursday

You know my motto said...

Fuck paying $10 to have SWA automatically check you in

^^^^^

the one time i did that i ended up running late and still got a bad seat anyways

You know my motto said...

why you getting there thursday



its the summit, bro

El Padrino said...

shaq

El Padrino said...

its the summit, bro

seems a bit much, im thinking late fri night or sat am

Blue said...

if you get there late friday night, you miss the whole friday night circle jerk though

You know my motto said...

last guy there is the pivot man

Blue said...

i don't even know what that means

El Padrino said...

and i dont want to

El Padrino said...

i'm in

/meiz

El Padrino said...

piece

You're welcome said...

"seems a bit much, im thinking late fri night or sat am"


I'm thinking your* staying home like a pussy

You're welcome said...

too bad he already left and will nerve* read that

Blue said...

"'m thinking your* staying home like a pussy"

wrong, he's working more jobs than a jamaican, hey mon

You know my motto said...

Lp is the dancing bus boy

You're welcome said...

where's blue?

You're welcome said...

Minka Kelly is so hot. She should get naked in front of a camera

Spaceman Spiff said...

TUF is allegedly must watch tonight, 16 fights, only 1 decision

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The surprise name in the injury list is Titans RB Chris Johnson. He didn't practice because of sore ribs, but he is expected to play Sunday"

looking for a legit excuse to sit him keef?

You're welcome said...

I'm 75% going to sit him

Mize said...

Todd Haley better not fuck me over in my Select League this week. I will fucking flip.

You're welcome said...

It's pretty much a guarantee

Mize said...

"Mize is the biggest hypochondriac that I don't know"


I am certainly not a hypochondriac

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Todd Haley better not fuck me over in my Select League this week. I will fucking flip."

youre late getting on the todd haley experience but youve heard all the details, no need to flip

Mize said...

I blew my waiver priority on Thomas Jones.

Mize said...

This bacon sucks.


NS

Mize said...

"My new email is *******@yahoo.com. my old one was hacked. Sorry for the viagra ads, unless it helped. Then your welcome."


My buddy Buck. The kid's hilarious.

Mize said...

You guise suck.

You're welcome said...

I am certainly not a hypochondriac




You always have something

You're welcome said...

I just had "you're leaving for 3 days, don't forget about me" sex.

Mize said...

"You always have something"


Agree to disagree.

El Padrino said...

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