Monday, September 26, 2011

Quick recap

Well, summit weekend is "kind of" over. Tem, jug, mize, & aitch are leaving Austin today. It was a fun weekend, full of hilarity. H getting us kicked out of a bar. Mize saying he's not going to go out of his way to gawk at a chick's ass. (and not out of his way like having to walk across the room. I mean out of his way like turning his head 90°). H giving the death stare any time I cracked a joke. H's ridiculously strong chowdah accent. The speaker phone call with LP at midnight. (he calls me and says he just got off work. I axe if he just finished driving the limo. He says no, I had to work a n***** wedding tonight. I say "a what?" He says "a black wedding". LP is grate). Tyler threw up. Mize really like guys that play the role of the heel. Miz really likes guys. Mize broke the minivan. Jug is the quiet guy. Actually, I think jug is pretty similar to me (NS), maybe a little quieter. H's goal for the weekend was to find a chick to get mize laid, mize wanted none of it. H wanted to fight a girl. He doesn't remember. Tem snores a lot. He also set the room thermostat to 55° and doesn't remember it. H called TP. I don't think anyone called rev because he's insufferable. We walked 5 miles to see 2 UFC fights, on principle. Austin doesn't have any hot chicks that I saw. /aitch. Blue lost our bet so he as to change his pic for a week. I spent too long in the gift shop trying to find something to take back to cmk & bgas., holding up the group. We did jaguar* bombs. Aitch did an H-bomb. H wanted to take pics of us with girls and then put them on FB. NO!! /everyone else. Tyler really wanted to get a rigshaw on Saturday night. Like, really bad. H said if he had 1 cig during the weekend hat we could all punch him in the face. He didn't ave one. Good for him. NS. But mize wasn't a good influence because he had at least 2 packs.
That's a lli can remember right now. It's late.

But here's kind of a funny story from my trip home. I flew out of Austin and had a layover in El Paso. I get on the plane in El Paso, and the flight attendant that is greeting us is milok's best friend. She is basically the one who hooked up me & cmk at the wedding where we met. We're pretty close to her and her family. She ends up hooking me up with free drinks. Nice way to end the weekend.

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tem said...

Good post. I totally have no recollection of changing the thermostat.

tem said...

I'm @ the airport...you can buy ipods here, but you can't DL music here to listen to on it....well unless you have a latop.

tem said...

Row 13 for my flight

Aitch said...

Grate* weekend, boys. Keith was EXACTLY what I expected. NS. Tyler was a little more quiet than I expected. Maybe it's because I never shut up.

Girls in Austin were (Borat voice) very nice. Meiz still puts it on a pedestal, though.

Aitch said...

I have no memory of Friday night after about 8:30. Last thing I really remember is the shitty female singer at one bar. I wanted to steal her microphone from her. Apparently later on I wanted to fight some couple that was talking to Tem. Apparently he knew them , but I guess I was drunk and not having any of it.

H has unresolved feelings for Tem.

/LOV

Todd Packer said...

good post. sounds like the summit was a grate* success

tem said...

It was grate, but some weasel never bought us shots

tem said...

Leg 1 of trip home complete.....now onto the much longer leg 2

El Padrino said...

suite

El Padrino said...

wheres the next one

El Padrino said...

pics please

tem said...

"Where's the next one"

Its september bro

tem said...

We didn't take lots of pics this time

El Padrino said...

what did you drop like 3 hundy?

Blue said...

lbs?

Beth said...

That reminds me, wasn't there a weight loss challenge between H and Mize involved with the summit?

tem said...

All in? More than that with flights and rooms

Aitch said...

In his defense, we never told him what bars we were at.

Aitch said...

Yup. I told him the first night that he probably won.

Aitch said...

Im kind of upset that Beth wont meet me for a drink while I am in the ATL.

Beth said...

So O:FB continued even at the Summit...

Beth said...

And I'm kinda upset H wants to meet me for a drink while he's in the ATL.

s

El Padrino said...

All in? More than that with flights and rooms

spending money knucklehead

Aitch said...

Only pictures I have I am not allowed to post.

El Padrino said...

were you guys giving aitch shit about the sawx and then the BILLS!

El Padrino said...

"Only pictures I have I am not allowed to post."

if it's a dong pic no worries

/ep

Aitch said...

Nashville and Vegas have emerged as the early front runners for Summit 3.0

Aitch said...

Well played Beth.

Beth said...

"were you guys giving aitch shit about the sawx and then the BILLS!"

Unfortunately I can relate to H's situation regarding those a little all too well.

tem said...

I probably spent less than 300 on booze / food

tem said...

You know we busted Hs balls

Blue said...

did he remind you about 4 major championships in the last 8 years or some stupid crap that SG would spout out?

tem said...

No, he has resigned himself to the fact that red sux ain't maiking it

tem said...

Pats loss was fine because he had a huge bowl of venison chilli

Blue said...

rockies rookie hazing

meiz will get all wet over this one

Todd Packer said...

"In his defense, we never told him what bars we were at."


I was waiting for the info.

tem said...

Flight to cbus starts now...wifi on board...maybe I'll use my phone wifi if its free

tem said...

Details details details on the shots. LOV nver let's facts get in the way

Keef said...

I said on Friday that buffalo had a shot vs NE and h talked at me like I had downs

Keef said...

Beth's GOLF PICKS was almost Braves-esque

Keef said...

But congrats

Aitch said...

TP, jug and I can stop at a bar on the way back to Houston if you still wanna buy us a shot.

Keef said...

Keith was EXACTLY what I expected


What does that mean?

El Padrino said...

buffalo is going to go like 12-2-2 ATS this year

El Padrino said...

"In his defense, we never told him what bars we were at."


I was waiting for the info."

they tried to get me to buy a round over the phone

saying packer was going too

like i was born yesterday or something

El Padrino said...

"Keith was EXACTLY what I expected


What does that mean?"

cannot wait for this answer

Aitch said...

It means you were exactly what I expected. Do you need a translator?

El Padrino said...

fuck you rev

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaa

wahh
wahhhhaahahhaaahhh

everytime i throw the ball im on the ground

wahhhahahaaaahhh

Keef said...

they tried to get me to buy a round over the phone



Like we wanted frozen drinks

Keef said...

It means you were exactly what I expected. Do you need a translator?



Oh, right

Aitch said...

AJA Keith was pretty much how I expected him to be. Funny, sarcastic comments all weekend but not nearly as much of a douche as he seems to be on the blog. And yes, that is a compliment.

Keef said...

H was cool. I like that he uses AJA a lot

Keef said...

Did you finish that bottle of Jameson

Aitch said...

Did you like my voicemail, EP?

Aitch said...

Oh crap! Forgot to polish that off.

Keef said...

TWSS

El Padrino said...

"Did you like my voicemail, EP?"

i did, hope everyone enjoyed the speaker phone conversation

Aitch said...

I was already out if commission by the time that happened.

Blue said...

this is why nobody has my phone number

El Padrino said...

aja i cannot travel to vegas

it's like meiz going to a dildo convention

the temptation is too overwhelming

Keef said...

Weasel

Keef said...

Weasel comment was for bleu

Keef said...

aja i cannot travel to vegas


We determined this weekend that the only chance that you would be at a summit would be if it was in NYC. And even if it was, the chance that you go is only 28%

El Padrino said...

"I was already out if commission by the time that happened."

i heard you took your tampon out at the bar and that's why they kicked you out

El Padrino said...

the ceasers sportsbook alone would break me

El Padrino said...

And even if it was, the chance that you go is only 28%

99%

tOSU sucks said...

better?

Keef said...

Ha. I guess we nerve* said anything about a name

Keef said...

Who's the chubby girl?

/kod

El Padrino said...

blue looks like tp

Aitch said...

Driving down the highway in Texas bumping The Proclaimers. Fantastic.

Keef said...

Boston Red Sox pitcher John Lackey has filed to divorce his wife, Krista ... who is in the middle of battling breast cancer.
Sources close to the family tell TMZ ... Krista underwent a double mastectomy back in March and underwent chemo as recently as June.



Dirtbag

Keef said...

Driving down the highway in a minivan in Texas bumping The Proclaimers. Fantastic.

Fixed

Beth said...

"Beth's GOLF PICKS was almost Braves-esque"

That comparison crossed my mind several times over the last few weeks. If the league lasted another week I'm sure you'd have won.

ns to both.

Keef said...

I gotta get jug money for the van

Keef said...

AHIK*

Aitch said...

Blue's wife is pretty cute. Well done, sir.

El Padrino said...

stay away aitch

Spaceman Spiff said...

early morning reports were vick out 3-4 weeks with broken hand

now: Eagles HC Andy Reid said Mike Vick underwent CT scan on hand today and it showed no fracture.

Keef said...

stay away aitch


Yeah, wft

El Padrino said...

again, bills uni's dope

El Padrino said...

ochodropo

Keef said...

how insufferable was mize yesterday about the lions?

Spaceman Spiff said...

lions, brewers, packers, badgers

meiz cant be giddier

Keef said...

now: Eagles HC Andy Reid said Mike Vick underwent CT scan on hand today and it showed no fracture.




yeah, goddamn blood vessels

tOSU sucks said...

he wasn't excited about the Bucks?

Keef said...

bucks bucks bo bucks

tOSU sucks said...

who the heck is that guy?

Todd Packer said...

nice work, Keith

tem said...

Temhio is suite and rainy

Aitch said...

Yea who is that??

Aitch said...

Im not gonna go to Denver to try to sleep with Blue's wife.

Todd Packer said...

"Yea who is that??"

looks like a weasel

Spaceman Spiff said...

looks like a bum puncher

Todd Packer said...

"looks like a bum puncher"

not according to tem

El Padrino said...

looks like the real blue

El Padrino said...

LSU clearly the #1 team, wadr to Bama

Keef said...

not according to tem




^^^^

El Padrino said...

i think sg might be clincally crazy at this point

Keef said...

How the fuck does a ref AND replay miss an extra point call?

Keef said...

should I play Romo or Grossface tonight?

El Padrino said...

megatron might be better than Fitzy

El Padrino said...

"should I play Romo or Grossface tonight?"

normally romo but one shot he could be out so i guess grossman?

jesus

Keef said...

it's just a random league that I'm in with cmk, no money. So it's not that important, just curious. I only pickt* up grossman in case Romo couldn't play

tOSU sucks said...

"megatron might be better than Fitzy"

fitzy is a better QB, but megatron is a better WR...no doubt.

tOSU sucks said...

"LSU clearly the #1 team, wadr to Bama"

no doubt about it

tOSU sucks said...

and Boise State is the second best team in the country


(s)

El Padrino said...

FSU is not

tOSU sucks said...

boise state gets their rematch game against Nevada this weekend.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"should I play Romo or Grossface tonight?"

grossman, i may be biased though

tOSU sucks said...

victor cruz huh?


must be puerto rican

El Padrino said...

yeah pre-season darling finally did it when it counted

tOSU sucks said...

that 2nd TD catch, eli should have never thrown that ball..

talk about having luck on your side that day

tOSU sucks said...

fucking orton sucks

tOSU sucks said...

i hate his face

Keef said...

"victor cruz huh?


must be puerto rican"



Show me a pic of him. I can tell all those latin american countries apart

/LP

El Padrino said...

i just cant get into anne hathaway as catwoman

Keef said...

talk about having luck on your side this life

*fized

tOSU sucks said...

local talk radio was trying to spin the broncos loss, saying that john fox is already coming up with excuses to stick with Orton.

"we lost both the games we've lost by 3pts, which means we were competitive, just didn't get over the hump, so why would I make a change at QB"

I see it as "our defense played well enough for us to win, but we didn't have a playmaker at QB who could come through in the clutch"

El Padrino said...

"that 2nd TD catch, eli should have never thrown that ball..

talk about having luck on your side that day"

ah, jump ball, was like a punt his guy came down with it, it counts

without it he was still solid

tOSU sucks said...

classic Orton, they'd had the ball in the 4th qtr both games they lost with a chance to win/tie and both games he had a turnover.

tOSU sucks said...

did anyone see the punt return by the bears that was called back by a phantom penalty


was the suitest trick play i've ever seen

El Padrino said...

no missed it

Keef said...

I didnt see it but Rome was talking about it

Keef said...

Colts & Bucs next Monday night? Awesome

El Padrino said...

whats this i hear about 2 wild card teams in beisbol?

Keef said...

My $ team finally won this week, despite Chris Johnson & Tolbert sucking, and despite me making a last minute flex change and removing Bradshaw & putting in Deion Branch

tOSU sucks said...

"whats this i hear about 2 wild card teams in beisbol?"

that's the idea for next year...with then a play in game between those 2

Keef said...

"that's the idea for next year...with then a play in game between those 2"


1 game? That sounds ratarded

tOSU sucks said...

suite bears trick play

El Padrino said...

cool i guess teams dont look at the ball in the air?

also #49 should be embarrassed he couldnt floor the punter and he wound up too

fag

El Padrino said...

phantom flag

no doubt

Todd Packer said...

"FSU is not"

FSU fans I work with are quiet today

tOSU sucks said...

"also #49 should be embarrassed he couldnt floor the punter and he wound up too"

he's from Boise State, isn't used to that level of competition and athleticism

Spaceman Spiff said...

"did anyone see the punt return by the bears that was called back by a phantom penalty
"

was awesome.


joe buck with a tremendous call of the play too, as usual

SSSSSSSSSSSS

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Keef said...

just saw a license plate that said LVBNBLK

Keef said...

Mine says LVBNWHT

/blue

Todd Packer said...
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Spaceman Spiff said...

ebntx,

skins/cowboys standard bet?

El Padrino said...

rump roast

El Padrino said...

colts have like 4 national games

unflexible ones too i think

tOSU sucks said...

"colts have like 4 national games"

people ♥ curtis painter

El Padrino said...

jeff george

Keef said...

curtis painter has nice hair

El Padrino said...

oh radiohead was on SNL

holy shit

worst band ever

serious that was trash

Keef said...

yeah that song they sang was fucking awful

Keef said...

SNL as a whole was terrible this weekend. And next week they have a fat bitch hosting

El Padrino said...

who's on top was funny and the top gun commercial aand red flag perfume

it was aight

you watched it in austin?

Keef said...

dvr

tOSU sucks said...

they all crowded around the tv in the hotel room, it was during the circle jerk

Keef said...

we were walking across the state during the time that SNL was on

El Padrino said...

ufc sucks

El Padrino said...

how was the food

Keef said...

bar food

Keef said...

one place had a burger with bacon, queso, pico de gallo, and an egg on it. It was pretty suite

El Padrino said...

austin food scene is popping, shoulda at least had some suite mexican or bbq

El Padrino said...

britt done , acl

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Yankees' pitching strategy for TB series is to get ready for playoffs. In other words: TB is going to see a whole lot of B- and C-listers."

don't even quit O:FB

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Arch West, a retired Frito-Lay marketing executive credited with creating Doritos as the first national tortilla chip brand, has died in Dallas at age 97.

A graveside service is scheduled for Oct. 1. Daughter Jana Hacker of Allen tells The Dallas Morning News the family plans on "tossing Doritos chips in before they put the dirt"

Spaceman Spiff said...

the coffin will also be painted to look like a doritos bag

s

El Padrino said...

remember 3D doritos

Spaceman Spiff said...

i remember ali landry

El Padrino said...

yeah that was her break

El Padrino said...

how can fabio hawk dominos

straight cash homey

Spaceman Spiff said...

DAT ASS

El Padrino said...

yes

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

Bo jones on JRIB today

tem said...

i am a fan of pico de gallo

tem said...

family guy and american dad were fucked up yesterday

Keef said...

Always fucked up

Aitch said...

Back in the Bean.

The Rev said...

I don't think anyone called rev because he's insufferable.



I got texted. That's all I needed.

Fuck you, LP

Todd Packer said...

rev, is Vick OK today? seemed like his time of the month yesterday

The Rev said...

I don't think Vick lasts the season.

The Rev said...

Hell, I'm not even sure he lasts through October

Todd Packer said...

you rooting for braves or cards in the WC, rev?

Tyler said...

The Action Jacksons are finally getting their first win of the season tonight.

Tyler said...

That was Faith No More they were playing during that Romo getting hit piece.

The Rev said...

Cards... I'd rather see them on Saturday for game 1 than Arizona.

Tyler said...

From now on, getting kicked out of somewhere should be called "getting Aitched out of a place".

Tyler said...

Wow, now they're playing Pantera during the lineup announcements.

Tyler said...

And Chucky with an AC/DC reference. ESPN is on the cutting edge.

Keef said...

I don't think Vick lasts the season.


Bold statement


S

Keef said...

Tyler, what do you call a cheese tub that doesn't belong to you?

Tyler said...

That would be a Nacho Cheese Hot Tub.

The Rev said...

Did someone say cheese tub?

/me

Tyler said...

Rev, you would have loved one of the prizes on the Let's Make a Deal episode we were watching in the hotel.

Tyler said...

It was a hot tub full of nacho cheese. Could ahve been velveeta.

The Rev said...

I take it that was the aforementioned tub

The Rev said...

I'd trade a $1000 for that

The Rev said...

If I became the subject of several jokes after seeing a cheese filled hot tub on TV...

I'd actually be honored.

Keef said...

I take it that was the aforementioned tub




Hilarity. Nothing gets by rev

Keef said...

Mainly because there's no way to get around him

Tyler said...

"If I became the subject of several jokes after seeing a cheese filled hot tub on TV..."

Yes, I believe there were several Rev jokes made.

Keef said...

Who sent rev a text?

Tyler said...

FUMBLE!!!

Tyler said...

I was almost about to say that this Ogletree kid was looking pretty good but then he coughed it up.

Keef said...

Weak call

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