Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Post 1401

Tuesday after a holiday weekend...boo....always troublesome for a post.


Aitch Talk

Aitch is in a rut. I think he needs to move to the Midwest. He and Meiz can get an apartment together. Maybe they can even rent a house and Aitch can start a band and practice in the garage. Seriously though, he'd save probably $1,000 a month on rent and utilities just by moving. There is a reason everyone else laughs at the people who live in New England. I think New Englanders subsidize the rest of our housing/utilities.

Red Sox lose Beckett (ankle)

Damn pool. I think he is on my fantasy baseball team too.


NASCAR

Race is today at Noon or 11am or something. Watch it. It might be better than work. Maybe. In any case I miss the BW2s that was right next door to my office. I could go there and watch the race and just hang out. But it closed. Now I have NOWHERE TO GO.

Speaking of things closing down, all the Hooters around here are closing. There is one that is right next to Chase's big headquarters or whatever and it is closing. If you can't succeed in that location you just ain't gonna make it. Apparently their food has really fallen off. I live on the other side of temhio so I don't make it there a lot. And a Tilted Kilt opened up next door to it which is apparently the better.


Christmas

fmtem's family drew for their Christmas exchange. I have no idea what to tell them I want. I guess the limit is $50. I'm thinking something like a huge box of condoms or a bunch of porn. Oh wait, that is the opposite of what I should get. Maybe some sort of power tool or something...

OK, I'm bored. Go and frolic and comment.

191 comments:

Jugdish said...

I have no idea what to tell them I want.


replica penguins jersey with your name on it

Jugdish said...

i like hooters food. the hooters are here do just fine. A twin peaks opened within the last year and they took some business and girls...but hooters is still solid here.

Blue said...

hooters at the beach was nice

Blue said...

if bw2s closed and hooters closed, where will tem get wings?

Jugdish said...

im surprised BW2 closed...they hate wings in temhio

Blue said...

they also hate wecks everywhere

Jugdish said...

if bw2s closed and hooters closed, where will tem get wings?



austin

El Padrino said...

egg in a basket bitch

El Padrino said...

suite Grossman

Blue said...

hey grossman took a team to the superbowl

El Padrino said...

yeah so did trent dilfer

El Padrino said...

cooking all day today
gonna be nice

made myself egg in a basket and bacon and choc pancakes

El Padrino said...

got a sauce going (shutup jug) and im gonna bake some choch chunk cookies for cmep those her favorite

El Padrino said...

maybe fry some eggplant too, from my lil garden

El Padrino said...

have some figs i have to do something with too, maybe a quick jam i've eaten too many raw im farting figs

Blue said...

ok julia childs

El Padrino said...

"Manning has been the Colts' only starting quarterback for the last 13 years. Over that span, the Chicago Bears have started 17 different quarterbacks"

hows that taste jug

El Padrino said...

looks like mr manning is out

Jugdish said...

hows that taste jug



not good. used to see the same stat for the bears, but comparing it to favre

Jugdish said...

He's back!

Jugdish said...

Kobayashi has been absent from competition due to a contract dispute with Major League Eating (MLE),


MLE?

Jugdish said...

Kobayashi's eating exploits are not limited to hot dogs. In 2001 he ate 55 brains in an event dubbed the "Glutton Bowl,"


gross

tem said...

"if bw2s closed and hooters closed, where will tem get wings?"


roosters by work.

BW2s are open everywhere else. just the one by work closed.

Keef said...

Bee dubs in the brewery district closed? What is this world coming to?

tem said...

also we have best wings usa.

tem said...

aka quaker steak and lube

tem said...

and tweeters.

and something about wings that has an airplane theme.

Keef said...

also we have best wings usa



Must be NY wings

Keef said...

and something about wings that has an airplane theme



Wing Trade Center

Blue said...

wing freedom tower

Jugdish said...

i make the best wings


/Lp

Keef said...

Cmlp said she doesn't like LP's wing sauce

/jug

Jugdish said...

haven't been to centsports in awhile until last night...now its freesportsbet.com.

Tyler said...

So do I pay my $119.60 now or at the Summit? Can I endorse over an out-of-state posted-dated money order?

Tyler said...

I've got my normal workload this week, plus my coworker's work because he's on vacation. And he has a huge project that's due Friday that's only half done because we're waiting on an illustrator. YAY!!!

Tyler said...

So it's nothing but good times over here.

Aitch said...

Sorry to hear that, T

Tyler said...

Doin' the Bull Dance. Feelin' the flow. Workin' it. Workin' it.

Tyler said...

Happy Gilmore? Anyone?

Tyler said...

Oh hay*, Aitch is here.

Tyler said...

Yeah and on top of that, I'm still pissed aboot* missing the first couple of rounds of the keeper draft.

Tyler said...

Dez Bryant, BenJarvus Green-Ellis, Matt Schaub. Fuck you ESPN.

Tyler said...

Aitch, what is the story with BenJarvus Green-Ellis? Are the Pats finally gonna have a steady #1 running back?

Tyler said...

How the hell did Aitch get All-Day and Chris Johnson? I know Zeke didn't keep anyone, but Jesus.

Tyler said...

Aitch, I will trade you BenJarvus Green-Ellis for All-Day or Chris Johnson. Your choice.

Tyler said...

Oh, I guess Aitch took over Zeke's team.

Aitch said...

"Oh, I guess Aitch took over Zeke's team."

^^^^^

Tyler said...

If Dez Bryant does not score at least 239 points this year like ESPN predicts he will, I am going to fly to Connecticut and Murder-Death-Kill Eric Karabell.

Aitch said...

"Aitch, what is the story with BenJarvus Green-Ellis? Are the Pats finally gonna have a steady #1 running back?"

Short answer? No.

Tyler said...

Awesome, the illustrator's first name is "Ralph". This makes me laugh.

Aitch said...

But with Morris gone, Green-Ellis should get the bulk of the goaline carries. Ridley looked good in camp and Woodhead was effective last year, so those guys will probably get some carries.

Aitch said...

I don't think Bill believes in a single back system.

Tyler said...

But you're still interested in a BJGE for All-Day trade, right?

Aitch said...

"If Dez Bryant does not score at least 239 points this year like ESPN predicts he will, I am going to fly to Connecticut and Murder-Death-Kill Eric Karabell."

This is TEO of AHIK*

Tyler said...

All the cool kids in Bawston are him BJGE, right?

Tyler said...

What the hell is TEO? That's not on my cheatsheet.

Aitch said...

ETEO minus the first E

Aitch said...

basically I am saying it is a near definite that Dez Bryant will not score 239 points.

Tyler said...

I got nothin' on ETEO either

Tyler said...

I know what IHNWTG means.

Keef said...

So it's nothing but good times over here.



Let's compare problems

/h

Aitch said...

Nope. Not gonna woe today Keith.

Aitch said...

I got it all out yesterday

Aitch said...

Tyler, ETEO = Except The Exact Opposite

Aitch said...

So, again, I was sayin your statement was The Exact Opposite of A Huge If I Know

Jugdish said...

what does that even mean?

/Lp

Keef said...

LP stands for El Padrino, Tyler

Tyler said...

Yeah, seriously, that makes no sense.

Keef said...

Hopefully Austin doesn't burn down before we get there

Keef said...

wft was up with Maryland's helmets last night?

Tyler said...

Jug - What's the situation with the money for the hotel? You want money now or at the Summit?

Tyler said...

"LP stands for El Padrino, Tyler"

Thanks, As.

Tyler said...

Has there been an update on the LoV Summit Biggest Loser™?

Keef said...

Has there been an update on the LoV Summit Biggest Loser™?


Man, that is served up on a silver platter, huh. I'm not gonna bite

Jugdish said...

Jug - What's the situation with the money for the hotel? You want money now or at the Summit?




summit is good

Jugdish said...

Man, that is served up on a silver platter, huh. I'm not gonna bite



funny

Tyler said...

Excellent, I will have cashish for you there.

Tyler said...

They have 110v power in Texas, right? I don't have to buy an adapter, do I?

Keef said...

ha

Tyler said...

That last comment was a joke. Because I feel like I'm traveling to another country. #explainingthejokemakesitfunny #noitdoesnot #doesanyoneunderstandthesehashtagsbecausewerenotontwitter

Tyler said...

Oh hay* keith got it.

Keef said...

It's funny that Tressel has to serve his tOSU suspension before he can start his Colts yob

Jugdish said...

i know about hastags, they are a powerful tool on twitter. sometimes they make me LMAO

/mize

Blue said...

but i never LoL

/meiz

Blue said...

"wft was up with Maryland's helmets last night?"

isn't that like the state of maryland flag or something?

Tyler said...

LMAO means Laugh My Ass Off. I got that one.

Blue said...

if beth still existed she would owe me for the bet we made on BSU/UGA...but i think she died

Tyler said...

"isn't that like the state of maryland flag or something?"

Correct, but they were still butt ugly.

Keef said...

"isn't that like the state of maryland flag or something?"


Yeah. Corny looking on the helmet, though

Blue said...

boise state's helmets looked awful

these kickoff games and their crappy uniforms piss me off

Blue said...

although I did like UGA's helmets, nice twist on the old classic

Keef said...

"i know about hastags, they are a powerful tool on twitter. sometimes they make me LMAO"



Hilarity. LMAO being a powerful tool comment was odd

Keef said...

I'm glad I pickt* Boise in my CFB preview

Jugdish said...

Hilarity. LMAO being a powerful tool comment was odd


im predicting a lot of suite twitter jokes at the summit


twitter is is mize's lightsaber

Blue said...

meiz tweets from his computer though, so he'll be twitterless

Tyler said...

I'm assuming Mize doesn't have a smartphone or a texting plan.

Jugdish said...

smartphones are powerful tools for twitter as well

Aitch said...

Meiz uses a cordless house phone.

Tyler said...

And that they don't have either of those yet in Wisconsin.

Jugdish said...

i miss pulse dialing

/tp

Tyler said...

I'm hoping he goes to the old UPS store to ship his computer and monitor (and printer) to the hotel.

Blue said...

i imagine meiz with one of those old huge tube monitors like this

Jugdish said...

and ram

Blue said...

yeah, but it's a 22inch monitor

/mezi

Tyler said...

I am hoping there is an internet cafe nearby that only has iMacs from the 90's so he can get super pissed about the whole situation.

Aitch said...

T, I hate to disappoint, but real life Meiz is not as high strung as LOV Meiz...















Equally annoying though.

Aitch said...

I keed* I keed*

Tyler said...

I figured as much; I'm prepared to meet "Andy" and not "The Meiz".

Tyler said...

And I'm figuring that Andy gets more Andy-fied the more Pabst he gets in his system.

Blue said...

when do you get to meet deluxe?

Keef said...

"I'm hoping he goes to the old UPS store to ship his computer and monitor (and printer) to the hotel."


Fucking printers

/mize

Keef said...

"when do you get to meet deluxe?"

Who is deluxe?

/H

Keef said...

Several people have been shot at an IHOP restaurant in Carson City, Nev., KTVN-TV reported Tuesday.

The Nevada Appeal said at least eight people were shot by a suspect carrying a semi-automatic weapon just before 9:00 a.m. local time.

Blue said...

i guess the rootie tootie wasn't fresh and fruity

Aitch said...

"i guess the rootie tootie wasn't fresh and fruity"

Too soon?

Blue said...

it's never too soon

Blue said...

this is the same place who mocked a man's dead mother-in law

Blue said...

granted that guy was a douche, but still, we have no boundaries

Aitch said...

Funny

Blue said...

"brady would welcome moss return to patriots"


me too

/aitch

Aitch said...

"me too

/aitch"

ETEO. NS.

Mize said...

"the more Pabst he gets in his system."


I do not drink PBR

Blue said...

c'mon meiz is a miller guy

Blue said...

although it's brewed and distributed by miller

Mize said...

Cubs fans drink PBR. Yuck.

Tyler said...

Oh, sorry, Molson Ice then. Hope they carry that way down in Texas.

Keef said...

cubs fans drink old style

Keef said...

mize is a champagne of beers guy

Keef said...

mize is actually a franzia guy

ns

Mize said...

Apologies.

Mize said...

Work time

Mize said...

"mize is actually a franzia guy

ns"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Blue said...

i don't drink beer often, but when I do, i drink dos equis


/meiz

Jugdish said...

mize has been known to drink Hamm

Jugdish said...

cubs fans drink old style



cubs chick must drink pbr.


pbr was on special at twin peaks a few weeks ago. $2 less than just about everything else...so i got the big beer. Not good times the next day.

Jugdish said...

hooters draft was OK. kind of loud, but it was fun. they gave us a lot of coupons to use throughout the season

Tyler said...

2-for-1 lapdances?

Jugdish said...

not at this hooters.


i think the coupon for this weekend is 50 free wings. ill have to check the coupon for the summit weekend

Jugdish said...

jags release garrard

Tyler said...

50 free wings, good lord. Aren't they heavily vinegar wings? I highly dislike the vinegar wings.

Jugdish said...

50 free wings, good lord. Aren't they heavily vinegar wings? I highly dislike the vinegar wings.



depends on the sauce. i think the bently is more on the vinegar side. not too strong though

Aitch said...

Hooters wings be overrated, yo.

Aitch said...

Does anyone actually go there for the wings?

Aitch said...

I go for the thighs and breasts...

Hey-oooo!!

Jugdish said...

Hooters wings be overrated, yo


i think they are rated properly.

i go there for boneless wings. they have a 5.99 special on wednesdays for the boneless platter.

another local wing joint has halph* price for military...wings meal for $3.

Blue said...

i think their wingsauce is ok

i have to get them naked, the breading on a wing sucks, makes them much better wings

tem said...

hooters wings are only slightly worst* than bw2s wings in my opinion.

generally though i do like breaded wings though better than non breaded..

Tyler said...

Jug said boneless...

Tyler said...

I think I had non-breaded at Hooters and they were terrible. There's a bar down the street where the wings will make you cry before you even have one bite because they douse them with vinegar. Never having them again. Worst wings ever.

Jugdish said...

i have to get them naked, the breading on a wing sucks, makes them much better wings


i like the breaded too...a little too greasy.

BW2 hot bbq is the better.

Tyler said...

Of course after I moved, they put in a BW2 within walking distance from my apartment.

Tyler said...

They put a lot of awesome stuff in right as I was moving.

Tyler said...

Nearest BW2 is 15 miles away.

Tyler said...

I am bitter.

Blue said...

sounds like tyler wishes he were single again

Jugdish said...

at least you have a cat


s

Aitch said...

"at least you have a cat"

No one was talking about Chinese food

Jugdish said...

fucking china


/Lp

Jugdish said...

this is my cat, pepper steak


/tyler

Blue said...

we call him general tso

Keef said...

generally though i do like breaded wings though better than non breaded..





gross

Keef said...

we call him general tso




I remember mize getting pissed because his pops pronounced that wrong

Jugdish said...

I remember mize getting pissed because his pops pronounced that wrong



that's what they had for dinner the night his dad bought him that printer too

Tyler said...

"general tso"

You know I don't speak Chinese.

/Lp

Keef said...

He probably speaks better Chinese than English

tem said...

couldn't be worst*

Keef said...

Wall and shit

Mize said...

Jalapeno & pepperjack cheese brats tonight. Excellent.

Keef said...

Brock Lesnar will return to the UFC octagon in a five-round main event Dec. 30 at MGM Grand in Las Vegas, facing newly signed former Strikeforce heavyweight champion Alistair Overeem.

Mize said...

I'm SAS these brats are kinda spicy.

Keef said...

Does the "jalapeƱo & pepperjack" not give away that they are spicy?

Mize said...

I find that usually things like that are not as advertised

Mize said...

I suck at english sometimes

Mize said...

Have we all seen the Breer's new team photo?

Keef said...

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Keef said...

I need it to stop raining back east

Keef said...

best city on earth


/LP

Mize said...

Tony "The Professional" Gumble

Mize said...

Awesomeness

Keef said...

Mizerev

Mize said...

LP is the biggest hater on Earth

Mize said...

"Mizerev"


Stop it.

Mize said...

"@AnthonyPadrino This Strasburg start fever is gay as hell."

Keef said...

Fucking rain

Pass the Lysol said...

thanks again for the fantasy advise; had the live draft tonight

15 rounds, 12 teams; feeling pretty good about the team


Matt Ryan, Ray Rice and Steven Jackson, Pettigrew and Vern Davis, and a decent WR corps (including Julio Jones...so here's to hoping for a lot of Ryan to Jones connections)

Jugdish said...

Fucking rain



I'll take the rain...so will most of the area around austin

El Padrino said...

rain

El Padrino said...

"LP is the biggest hater on Earth"

its funny how that gets turned into me being a hater instead of just my opinion

El Padrino said...

shit was overboard, espn was treating it like an event

that was nothing compared to the LeDecision

s

Todd Packer said...

"shit was overboard, espn was treating it like an event"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Blue said...

giddyup

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