Friday, September 30, 2011

Overall 26-18

CHICAGO -6.5 over Carolina
Bears mad. Urlacher angry. Bears home. Rookie QB. On road. Hostile enviornment.

Buffalo -3 over CINCY
Nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills.

Titans +1.5 over CLEVELAND
Browns lost to Cincy, beat Manningless Colts and beat an 0-3 team by one point. What am I missing why are the Browns being pushed on us. Stop it.

Detroit +1.5 over DALLAS
Man the Cowboys sucked ass Monday night, still won. But they have a weak secondary and the Lions have a slick passing game. I've said this since day one the Lions are the truth and they are starting to believe it themselves.

Minnesota -1.5 over KC
I mean you can't pick KC under any circumstance at this point. Hopefully Vikes play all 4 quarters this week. Does Leslie Frazier know there are 4 quarters?

ST. LOUIS +1.5 over Skins
What is 1.5 the spread of the week. Anyway it's time the Rams young defense springs to life.

San Fran +8.5 over THE DREAM TEAM
Too many points for a good defensive team. As usual Vick one hit away from Mike Kafka. and don't tell me Mike Kafka is good. Just stop it.

New Orleans -7 over JACKSONVILLE
Too many weapons. The talk is Brady because he has like 100000000 yards already but Brees is also playing out of his mind.

HOUSTON -4 over Steelers
I'm worried in that building the offensive line of Pittsburgh won't be able to protect Rapelisberger. Texans were a stop away from beating the Saints last week.

NY Giants -1.5 over ARIZONA
Kolb knows.

Atlanta -4.5 over SEATTLE
Falcons need this one, won't be easy. Tough place to play and LONG way from the confines of the Georgia dome but Ryan should be able to carve up that secondary.

GREEN BAY -12.5 over Denver
Hate the line. What could I do. Pick the Broncos? The way Orton is playing will not allow me to do that against this defense.

New England -4 over OAKLAND
Pats rebound in Brady's backyard.

Miami +7 over SAN DIEGO
Here's to Miami being in every game, covering spreads and here's to San Diego for letting every team no matter the talent difference, hang around in every game.

NY Jets +3.5 over RAVENS
Emotional return for Ryan and he does emotion better than anyone else. Tough game to pick. Not sure if Jets had a bad game, allowing all those rushing yards, or it's a sign of things to come this year. We'll find out. Ray Rice is good.

Indy +10 over TAMPA
Tampa shouldn't be giving 10 to anyone.

135 comments:

Beth said...

Matt Diaz of the Braves understands the power of O:FB

“We can just say the city of Boston is cursed since that’s where we have our roots,” he said. “Pass blame. When in doubt, pass blame to the other city.”

tem said...

Tampa might be able to give 10 points to a Curtus Painter led Colts team.

tem said...

and so much for my "USF will be undefeated at the end of the season and make people talk about whether or not they deserve a title shot" talk.

El Padrino said...

yeah now go sit in the corner with blue who had fsu in the title game

El Padrino said...

does LSU play bama this year?

tem said...

yes.

on my wedding day.

tem said...

matt ryan got robbed by a chinese derively* man?

tem said...

oh matt bryant.

Todd Packer said...

"does LSU play bama this year?"

lsu & bama are in the same division. they play each other every year

Todd Packer said...

uf has bama this week in Gainesville and the lsu next week in baton rouge... no way they win either game

Todd Packer said...

8pm game tomorrow. lots of time for boozing. keep your distance, bums

tem said...

play nice

tOSU sucks said...

bama is overrated.

their QB is awful, he's going to cost them a game sooner or later.

the defense is legit though

tOSU sucks said...

Chuck will have some good tricks up his pants for Nick Saban's defense this weekend.

i'm picking Florida

tOSU sucks said...

tebow billboard

this isn't by the guy who made national news a few weeks ago...but those are still coming

El Padrino said...

winner of bama lsu in natl title game

tOSU sucks said...

maybe Bama/LSU should just play each other for the national title

tem said...

they do.

on 11-5-11

Keef said...

Rookie left-hander Matt Moore will start Game 1 of the American League Division Series for the Tampa Bay Rays


Who the fuck is Matt Moore?

/tem

Keef said...

Turd

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A 46-YEAR-OLD fan of Call of Duty tracked down and attacked a schoolboy who had killed his computer game character.

Mark Bradford, 46, admitted he 'just lost it' after a 13-year-old player gunned-down his character then proceeded to mock him over the microphones used in the game Call Of Duty: Black Ops.

Jobless father of three Bradford confronted the youngster at an address in Plymouth, Devon (UK), and started to strangle him."

hilarity, fucking idiot

Spaceman Spiff said...

"According to Deadline Hollywood, ESPN has sold its first scripted TV project: an “untitled Boston sports fan comedy” from Bill Callahan, a former executive producer on Scrubs. The show will revolve around four Bostonian guy friends who gather once a week to watch their favorite teams play."

WFT is this shit

Keef said...

Jobless father of three


Shocking

Keef said...

The show will revolve around four Bostonian guy friends who gather once a week to watch their favorite teams play


It'll be canceled after 2 shows. This is how Hollywood keeps O:FB strong

Spaceman Spiff said...

supposedly kimbrel went out and got hammered after he blew the season, beth took him home and he left his wallet at her place

Keef said...

It's windy here

Keef said...

Chris Brown is gay

tem said...

"The show will revolve around four Bostonian gay friends who gather once a week to watch their favorite teams play.".

fixed

tem said...

why wouldn't i know who matt moore is?

tem said...

Carl off Duty: Black Cops is shit you don't fuck with.

Either play well or go home.

Keef said...

why wouldn't i know who matt moore is?


I dunno. You axed who he was in Austin

tem said...

yeah, now i know

tem said...

you just told me less than a week ago.

Keef said...

OICWYDT

Keef said...

Fuck BofA

Keef said...

Fuck them right in their asses

tem said...

fuck you for using them.

tem said...

if you set up direct deposit the fee is probably waived.

tem said...

BofA is just fucking poor people who live paycheck to paycheck and don't have direct deposit.

Keef said...

I have 2 direct deposits

The New Mess said...

What's your issue with BofA?

Keef said...

Gonna start charging a $5 monthly fee if you use your debit card

Keef said...

Bro, it's $5 get over it

/LP

Keef said...

fuck you for using them


Who should I use

The New Mess said...

That's so freaking stupid!

Keef said...

Feds are putting a cap on what BofA can charge retailers, so now BofA is gonna fuck their own customers

tem said...

"Who should I use"

chase

Keef said...

Why

tem said...

or keep using BoA. if you do direct deposit you probably won't get hit with the fee.

tem said...

"Why"

because they don't charge a $5 fee to use their debit cards.

tem said...

also exfemtem works at chase. throw some business her way.

Keef said...

or keep using BoA. if you do direct deposit you probably won't get hit with the fee.



If I do, I'm collection from you

Keef said...

also exfemtem works at chase. throw some business her way.


I don't live in ohio

Keef said...

I'm collection is grate

Keef said...

uf has bama this week in Gainesville and the lsu next week in baton rouge... no way they win either game




xnij

Keef said...

I wish it was last week at this time

tem said...

"If I do, I'm collection from you"

take it out of the infinity that H owes me.

tem said...

"I don't live in ohio"

you don't have to.

she is a big wig there.

she'll get some of your money no matter where you live.

Keef said...

she'll get some of your money no matter where you live



Ah, so chase doesn't charge a debit fee but they'll rape me out of my money in other ways

tem said...

exactly.

the same ways that BoA already rapes you that you are already fine with.


sometimes life sucks and you get raped.

Todd Packer said...

BofA sucks. changed banks when a found out about the $5 fee

Todd Packer said...

"xnij"

yes

Beth said...

"Gonna start charging a $5 monthly fee if you use your debit card"

FYI, the fee is if you use your debit card that month for purchases, if you use it just for ATM's there's no fee.

tem said...

ATMs as in ass to mouths?

Todd Packer said...

"FYI, the fee is if you use your debit card that month for purchases, if you use it just for ATM's there's no fee."


debit card use is a must

tOSU sucks said...

yeah, i'd rather pay the fee if I use the ATM

Mize said...

A certain friend of mine doesn't want to get to Miller Park early to tailgate tomorrow.

Yeah, I'll be going early then.

Mize said...

Beer & vodka at 10 AM, FTW.

tem said...

jaguar bombs at noon?

The New Mess said...

No Fanta

Pass the Lysol said...

welp, got the promotion.


combination excitement and fear


mostly excitement though

Pass the Lysol said...

how bout them Red Sox huh? Looks like I picked a bad week to stop reading LOV

Spaceman Spiff said...

congrats kod

Pass the Lysol said...

thanks spiff!

The New Mess said...

Congrats little man

Pass the Lysol said...

thanks, I appreciate it (judging by the hilarious name and pic) H

The New Mess said...

yea, it is a self imposed punishment.

The New Mess said...

I didn't bet anyone, but I am shamed that I let them suck me back in after i had turned the page on the 2011 season.

Pass the Lysol said...

oh shit, I just saw the Braves were knocked out too (ns)


Last I paid attention there were 3 games left in the season; I did catch briefly about the Sox yesterday though

Pass the Lysol said...

"I didn't bet anyone, but I am shamed that I let them suck me back in after i had turned the page on the 2011 season."


I'm sorry that happened (ns); not sorry to any other Boston fan....but it's Vikings-esque, and it sucks

Spaceman Spiff said...

jennings moved to 8th in the order, been playing like shit since the eltardo article, but damn

matt joyce 9th jeebus

Spaceman Spiff said...

cj wilson no hitter through 1

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Angels announce resignation of GM Tony Reagins"

FUCK YES

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Red Sox not exercising Titos option"

Spaceman Spiff said...

damon homer 2-0

Spaceman Spiff said...

3-0

Keef said...

FYI, the fee is if you use your debit card that month for purchases, if you use it just for ATM's there's no fee.



Yeah. I'm not gonna pay cash for everything. Maybe I'll just start writing checks

Keef said...

Congrats kod

Keef said...

I didn't bet anyone, but I am shamed that I let them suck me back in after i had turned the page on the 2011 season.. Lud, I haven't been getting a lot of attention lately so I needed to do something


*fized

Keef said...

Lud = plus

Spaceman Spiff said...

6-0, suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

2nd homer for shoppach, 8-0

cj wilson's agent is mad

Keef said...

jennings moved to 8th in the order, been playing like shit since the eltardo article


Yeah fuck SG. I think I said at the time if he jinxed Jennings that I would mail him a shit sandwich. I gotta find his address

Keef said...

Spiff, you're at his house a lot. What's his address?

Spaceman Spiff said...

imagine hugging the kid of the guy you killed, hamilton is a stone cone* killer

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP and mize

fighting this weekend

Todd Packer said...

congrats kod

Todd Packer said...

"EP and mize"

hillarity

Mize said...

I gotta buy a new camera either tonight or tomorrow morning.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Josh Hamilton: set record for biggest deficit when credited with postseason sacrifice bunt"

hilarity

Mize said...

New camera has been boat

Mize said...

Suck it, fatso!

Keef said...

What's the new camera for

Keef said...

kill those fuckers. No court case, just take them out and kill them. Disgusting

Mize said...

"What's the new camera for"

The shutter on my old one stopped opening this summer and I forgot until Wednesday night. Gotta have a camera for tomorrow.

New one is basically the new model of my last one. Got it for $90 @ Target.

Keef said...

Nice.

Keef said...

Canon?

Mize said...

Nope, Kodak. I really liked the features and ease of use of my last one, so I went with the updated version. It has a bunch of different settings, and it tells you when/where to use them. Its perfect for drunken adventures like ice fishing, LoV Summits, and playoff baseball.

Mize said...

I hate the Kodak EasyShare software though, so I just use a card reader for computer pluggage.

Keef said...

Suite

Keef said...

Nerve had a Kodak. I've only had Olympus or Canon. I prefer the Canon

Mize said...

exgfmize had a Canon. I loved it. She was/is too retarded to take advantage of having such a nice camera.

Mize said...

And to use an LOV meme staple, I used The Power Of Twitter(tm) to save the day for my tomorrow.

Mize said...

I'm kinda disappointed you won't go to a playoff game on the cheap, Keith.

ns

Mize said...

The dirty Jew got married on a Thursday, Meiz.

/El Padrino

Keef said...

I'm kinda disappointed you won't go to a playoff game on the cheap, Keith



Games are during the week, I have to work. Plus,i have zero interest in either team

Keef said...

And to use an LOV meme staple, I used The Power Of Twitter(tm) to save the day for my tomorrow.


I don't know what that means

Mize said...

"Games are during the week, I have to work. Plus,i have zero interest in either team"

So what?

B) You have zero interest? Really? You don't even like baseball, do you?

Keef said...

I like baseball, I don't like either team. If I had any interest in either team I would think about skipping work for it

Keef said...

Or if it was maybe the nLCS or world series I might skip work

Mize said...

"I don't know what that means"

Was supposed to go to the game w/deluxe, cmdeluxe, klanmaster, and klanmaster's cum dumpster. Deluxe want to get to the park an hour before game time. I want to get there at 10AM & tailgate/drink in the whole scene/atmosphere. I summoned some of my baseball friends via twitter and they said I can come tailgate with them. Its gonna be a ball. Plus, I like hanging out with them quite a bit.

Mize said...

"I like baseball, I don't like either team. If I had any interest in either team I would think about skipping work for it"


They haven't even announced the game times yet...

Keef said...

Oh, nice. Yeah you gotta tailgate for that shit.

Keef said...

They haven't even announced the game times yet...



I work during the day. And I work at night

Mize said...

"And I work at night"


I always forget about that.

Mize said...

"Its gonna be a ball. Plus, I like hanging out with them quite a bit."


Also, HOMEBREWED BEER. The homie Aaron is a fucking pro. His outfit won an award for one of their beers at State Fair.

N to the S

Mize said...

FUCK, I'm giddy.

Mize said...

I felt like puking a half hour ago. Now I feel fine.

I know you were all wondering.

Keef said...

Wall

Pass the Lysol said...

geez, less than one minute into the NW/IL game (a game I care 0 about)and I'm already screaming at the announcer for not knowing the rules of football

think I'll be muting this game now and playing some tunes in the background

Pass the Lysol said...

broadcast announcers being wrong about the rules is always a huge pet peeve of mine


probably because I'm jealous; seems like just about the sweetest gig on the planet, one you should probably at a minimum know, like say, that if you touch the ball outside of the endzone on a kickoff, it rolls behind you and you pick it up in the endzone, it's a safety if you down it...so saying he should have downed it, annoys me

Keef said...

I think if you just touch it, but don't have possession, you can down it. If you have possession and then run backwards, then it's a safety. I might be wrong, but that's how I thought it was

Pass the Lysol said...

no, otherwise dudes could just bat the ball back into the endzone on kickoffs

if he hadn't touched it, and his momentum carried him into the endzone while catching it (like if he caught it at the 1 or 2) it would be a touchback

but if it goes off the receiver's hand at the 10, and he runs back and picks it up in the endzone....it's a safety if he downs it.

Tyler said...

There is a new post.

Pass the Lysol said...

I might be wrong, but that's how I thought it was


it's an absurd rule then IMO, but you know a lot more about college football than me (ns) so you're probably right then

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