Thursday, September 29, 2011

Let Tem Eat Cake!

Who would have thought that the 100+ loss Astros would be involved in meaningful games during the last series of the year? Great night of baseball! Two extra inning games, and one that came down to the end of the ninth. The Longoria home run right after O:FB completed their choke job this season. Now H and Beth know how Lp felt a few years ago. I was hoping for two play in games tomorrow, but baseball doesn't get much better than tonight.

The Tem cake story...we went into one bar off 6th street and there was a table full of slices of cake. no one was really by the table, looked as if the party was over. A few of us grabbed a piece of cake...Tem had 3. Eventually a pissed off lady caught us eating the cake and came over to the table and started throwing it all away. I remember some kind of analogy about just walking into a parking lot and taking whatever car we wanted. Not sure if I misremember that one, but if I'm right then apparently in Austin cake is just as valuable as cars. We just had no idea how much tem liked cake...stupid cake nazi. This was in the same bar that Aitch didn't like the chick singing and wanted to take her microphone.

We also learned that tem knows where the Gramatica brothers are at all times, especially Martin. In addition to that, anyone who kicks for the Bucs is Martin Gramtica. Judging from that commercial, the Gramtica boys have put on some weight. Martin doesn't look like Kazoo anymore.

I think my system has just gotten back to normal from all the bar food, beer, and jaguar bombs from last weekend.

No here for this this weekend, Jug is working all weekend.

Go!

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Beth said...

"Great night of baseball!"

No it wasn't.

/beth and H

Beth said...

You know it's been a bad season when you convince yourself it's better for them to have lost last night because they'd have just gotten swept in the playoffs the way they finished the season.

I mean losing the last 5 games of the season, seriously?

Todd Packer said...

someone has to link video the nesn guys (I think it was shaunesy) talking during the rainout about how there is no pressure to win now because there's no way the rays will comeback down 7-0... funny stuff

Todd Packer said...

sorry Beth & H, like jug said, sox & braves caught a case of the mess

Beth said...

You have to give the Rays and the Cards credit. Sure the Braves and the Red Socks choked but the Rays and Cards still had to win to make up the ground.

I can't even hate the Cards, although I still have no problem hating the Phillies.

tem said...

I like the rays, hate the socks, like the braves, hate the cards. I guess it evened out for me.

Feel bad for atl closer. He sucked in september. He might never recover mentally.

tem said...

Waitress lady was pissed we were eating cake. I told her since there was no sign and it was precut it looked like free cake. She axed if I just would walk out and steal a car if there was no sign on it. I told her that analogy was stupid.

Then some guy came out to pitch the leftover cake and offered us free pieces. Waitress was even more pissed.

tOSU sucks said...

i don't even know what to say about that cake story.

i can't believe you would just steal cake like that (s)

Beth said...

Cake is always free in Temhio.

tOSU sucks said...

tem should have tolt the waitress it was his bachelor party and he'll eat cake and drive whatever car he wants to

Aitch said...

So... about last night.

Aitch said...

When i went to bed, the Sox were winning and the Rays were losing. When i woke up, the first thing i saw was a text message from Keith.

It read simply ":-x"

Well played, sir.

Aitch said...

Gotta give the Rays credit for coming back. But fuck the fucking choke artists foemerly know as the 2011 Red Sox.

Aitch said...

Blow it up. Fire Theo, Tito, and Young. Let Pap and Papi walk. Dump Lackey, even if you gotta eat most of his salary.

Aitch said...

Oh and also fire the training and medical staff. Between misdiagnosed injuries and poor conditioning, they had as much to do with these last 2 seasons as any of them.

tOSU sucks said...

now you're just venting

tOSU sucks said...

you don't really feel that way

it's like anything, you need a few days to calm down and then you'll see.


now H knows the power of O:FB

tem said...

papelboner blew it.

Aitch said...

I'm actually perfectly calm. Just stating the facts. Tito's time here is done. They don't play for him anymore. Theo turned around the farm system and has made decent to good trades, but his big free agent signings have all been crap.

El Padrino said...

byung hung kimbrel is fucking jilarity

El Padrino said...

last night worked out perfectly fuck play in games

El Padrino said...

"Oh and also fire the training and medical staff. Between misdiagnosed injuries and poor conditioning, they had as much to do with these last 2 seasons as any of them."

so aitch is a mets fan

got it

El Padrino said...

i sent a text out this am

Aitch said...

Yes you did. Not as well played as Keith's. Stop begging for props.

El Padrino said...

papelbon

hahahahahahahahahahahaa

El Padrino said...

well i didnt see a response which is typical, i guess im the only asshole who responds to taunting texts

The New Mess said...

Self imposed punishment.

Beth said...

"Blow it up. Fire Theo, Tito, and Young. Let Pap and Papi walk. Dump Lackey, even if you gotta eat most of his salary."

See, my reaction about the Braves is the exact opposite. They have a pretty good nucleus and just need some more experience and time playing together I think. I think next year they could be really good.

The New Mess said...

Difference between the 2 teams, Beth. I agree with you about the Braves having a good foundation. Sox are on the other end of the spectrum. They are holding on to guys from their recent success. It may be time to move on an build for the future.

They are kind of caught in between. They have some good young players and guys just entering their prime, but also are relying on guys past their primes like Ortiz.

tem said...

braves average age is like 25, 12 if you remove chipper from the equation.

red socks average age is 35.

The New Mess said...

Also, can ANYONE explain to me why Francona would bat a rookie in his second game 5th behind Gonzalez? No wonder he walked 3 times in the game. The kid had a great game the night before, but come on!

tem said...

i heard francona was tired of being in the playoffs and wanted a longer offseason so he could go fishing more.

Beth said...

"braves average age is like 25, 12 if you remove chipper from the equation."

For what it's worth, Chipper already said a while back that he's coming back next year. Not everyone in Atlanta thinks that's a good thing (although I do).

tem said...

he needs to come back.

he is one of only 3 players who can legally buy beer.

The New Mess said...

BTW, Beth good thing you didn't come out to the airport for that drink. I had to run to make my connection.

We were late coming out of Houston because the plane hit a small bird on approach.

tem said...

fucking birds

tem said...

H running in an airport is a funny mental image

The New Mess said...

Why is that?

tem said...

el tardo has a runny diary of the game up.

tOSU sucks said...

yeah, good thing beth..

you know, because you could have gotten past security and all

tem said...

because H running anywhere is a funny mental image.

Keef said...

Hahahaha, fuck Boston

tem said...

7:50 — We find temporary solace in what happened these past three minutes: Upon further review, Johnson's homer nailed a Rays fan right in the nuts. Hard. We just rewound that five times and laughed evilly three of the times. I hate everybody.


ha...i didn't notice this.

El Padrino said...

Two outs, two strikes … home run, Dan Johnson. Right down the right-field line. You've gotta be kidding me. That was basically baseball's version of the Tyree Catch, only if the 18-0 Patriots were a 90-win baseball team that quit with four weeks to go and had little to no chance of winning the title. Still, I'm in shock. Yankees 7, Rays 7.


simmons

tem said...

i watched that HR.

i told the batter maybe he should swing the bat and not just watch all the pitches.

then he weakly fouled on off.

then i said, OK maybe don't swing because you clearly suck.

then he hit a HR.

Keef said...

H shouldn't be so upset. He stopped being a fan a few weeks ago

Keef said...

By the time Game 162 rolled around, I didn't know what to think anymore. I ended up at my friend Daniel's house to watch Sox-Orioles and Rays-Yankees. And yes, I kept a running diary. Here's what transpired.




So spiff isn't SG. He's just a friend of SG

The New Mess said...

They sucked me back in with that win on Tuesday night. And I hated myself for it.

tOSU sucks said...

yeah, they'll suck you back in with that 7th win of the month everytime

Spaceman Spiff said...

"someone has to link video the nesn guys (I think it was shaunesy) talking during the rainout about how there is no pressure to win now because there's no way the rays will comeback down 7-0... funny stuff"

jinx link

one thing we know, the red sox season will not end tonight, ahahahaha

tem said...

"So spiff isn't SG. He's just a friend of SG"

and he is older and married.

who knew all this about spiff?

Spaceman Spiff said...

H put away your red sox love for a second, last night was great BEISYBOL*

The New Mess said...

"H put away your red sox love for a second, last night was great BEISYBOL*"

Oh, I fully concur. Only way it would have been better is with 2 play in games today, IMO

Spaceman Spiff said...

i aint even gonna lie, i went back and read the sonsofsamhorn(red sox forum) game thread last night starting when the rays came up to bat in the 8th, it was beautiful

tOSU sucks said...

truth is, if it was the A's and the nats getting eliminated 100% of america wouldn't have cared about last night

Spaceman Spiff said...

good shit

"What if I told you every game counts?

ESPN presents 30 for 30: The Last Day"

Keef said...

I'm not gonna put aside my red sux hate for 1 second

Spaceman Spiff said...

"What if I told you the greatest MLB team of all time didn't make the playoffs?"

hilarity

tOSU sucks said...

"i aint even gonna lie, i went back and read the sonsofsamhorn(red sox forum) game thread last night starting when the rays came up to bat in the 8th, it was beautiful"

it's not up anymore

Spaceman Spiff said...

"byung hung kimbrel is fucking jilarity"

awesome

Keef said...

I'm really proud of this O:FB movement that we started

Keef said...

it's not up anymore


TWSS

tOSU sucks said...

the redsox have disappointed their fans.

the world has returned to normal

Keef said...

Now all we need is for Brady to break his throwing arm in half

Keef said...

At what point is it safe to sit CJ?

tOSU sucks said...

too bad the celtics don't have a first round pick who can OD on coke

tOSU sucks said...

"At what point is it safe to sit CJ?"

never...

El Padrino said...

"Now all we need is for Brady to break his throwing arm in half"

Mallet is the truth son

The New Mess said...

"too bad the celtics don't have a first round pick who can OD on coke"

Wow

Keef said...

too bad the celtics don't have a first round pick who can OD on coke



True. But not having a season when most of their roster is already old is O:FB enough for me

tOSU sucks said...

"Wow"

too soon?

Spaceman Spiff said...

vid link with much clearer audio of the jinx

Keef said...

Dan Shaunessy is so douchetastic

El Padrino said...

that chick is hot

El Padrino said...

i mean serious what is he doing with that hair

El Padrino said...

man today is so awesome

and to think this is my last day at work until oct 11th

got 7 days off

tOSU sucks said...

"that chick is hot"

most chicks on tv are at least somewhat hot

El Padrino said...

"most chicks on tv are at least somewhat hot"

have you seen bonnie bernstein?

El Padrino said...

you said most got it

Spaceman Spiff said...

dude takes a shoulder to the head, out cold

hockey

tOSU sucks said...

thanks for the hockey pre-cursor.

not interested

Spaceman Spiff said...

out cold in hockey is suite though because the guys faceplant then their limp bodies slide across the ice for a few feet

Keef said...

Wow

/h

Keef said...

That teen mom chick on egotistic is nice

Keef said...

20 year olds with little asses are everywhere

/mize

tOSU sucks said...

she has nice tits though

i think they're probably fake

Spaceman Spiff said...

they are fake

Keef said...

I think I don't mind

Keef said...

About every 30 minutes this morning I get a thought in my head and it makes me laugh. It goes a little something like this...




ahahahahahahaha fuck boston

The New Mess said...

yup because we all know how successful those Reds have been lately...

Keef said...

I know they are awful. Been awful for a while.

Mize said...

"I can't even hate the Cards, although I still have no problem hating the Phillies."


I fucking hate the Cardinals. Holier then now assbags.

Keef said...

"I fucking hate the Cardinals. Holier then now assbags."


You'd rather the Breer's play AZ than Philly

Keef said...

I imagine all the chowds are all sitting there mfing the yankees for playing their A ball guys last night and blaming the whole choke on them

The New Mess said...

I haven't heard a single person blame the Yankeses. NS.

Mize said...

"You'd rather the Breer's play AZ than Philly"


Right, and I hope the Cards beat Philly so the Brewers can have the opportunity to send St Louis home.

Keef said...

I guess I'm rooting for a Breer's/Rangers WS.

Keef said...

Fucking $FMLB. Ended up tying 5-5 in the champyunship, and instead of using a random category tiebreaker we add 8 categories and then subtract ERA & WHIP. Dude smoked me in runs and I smoked him in Ks. Everything else was close. Ended up losing by 5 "points". Sucks that 3 of the guys in my lineup were either hurt & not playing or playing under a false name

El Padrino said...

breers/tiggers

El Padrino said...

anything else would be douchey/cept texas breers

El Padrino said...

About every 30 minutes this morning I get a thought in my head and it makes me laugh. It goes a little something like this...




ahahahahahahaha fuck boston



keef is doing it right

El Padrino said...

i hate the cards

they think they are baseball royalty

Keef said...

keef is doing it right



TWSS

Keef said...

I'm rooting hard for StL for the next week

Keef said...

The Real World that hsil auditioned for is on now. Fucking San Diego. They already did that city

Keef said...

spiff, send rome an email tomorrow. Huge email tomorrow gets a 55" LG plasma

El Padrino said...

For me as a Mats fan, the silver lining here is that (because of how exciting and legendary the night was, and because of the math and percentages associated with Boston’s and Atlanta’s demise) the Mets clearly no longer have the worst collapse in league history. Not. Even. Close.



i mean it's a small thing to think about but yeah it makes me pretty happy, for now

El Padrino said...

it doesnt erase the pain but it sedates it

El Padrino said...

i heard there is a Miss Me Yet billboard in downtown Atl with a smiling Bobby Cox on it

Keef said...

"For me as a Mats fan, the silver lining here is that (because of how exciting and legendary the night was, and because of the math and percentages associated with Boston’s and Atlanta’s demise) the Mets clearly no longer have the worst collapse in league history. Not. Even. Close."

They're still the Mess

Keef said...

Sconnie/Nebraska this weekend should be suite

El Padrino said...

BREAKING: Fredi Gonzalez has just brought in Craig Kimbrel to help clear out the clubhouse.

The New Mess said...

I don't, I think losing a 7 1/2 game lead over 17 games is worse than losing a 9 game lead in 26...

The New Mess said...

*I don't know

Keef said...

"I don't, I think losing a 7 1/2 game lead over 17 games is worse than losing a 9 game lead in 26..."


I just like that the 2 teams involved in the biggest choke ever debate are the Mess & the Red Sux

Keef said...

It's the little things in life

tOSU sucks said...

keep telling yourself that h

Keef said...

"It's the little things in life"


The little things aren't all they're cracked up to be

/CMLP

tOSU sucks said...

9>than 7 and 1/2

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff, send rome an email tomorrow. Huge email tomorrow gets a 55" LG plasma"

word

tOSU sucks said...

minnesota @ KC --- talk about your shitty game of the week

The New Mess said...

"minnesota @ KC --- talk about your shitty game of the week"

We might find out if it is possible for both teams to lose.

tOSU sucks said...

i hope that's the game i get this week

Keef said...

Stand the fuck down!

/kod

Mize said...

Keith:

"If you're looking to make a road trip next week, there are still thousands of tickets available for game three and four of the series in Arizona. Some are selling for as little as $12."

tOSU sucks said...

wouldn't be much of a roadtrip for keith

tOSU sucks said...

or is meiz asking if he can stay at keith's house

The New Mess said...

Meiz misses Keith's musk.

Beth said...

So the place we go for lunch today has a few tv's on the patio, and they have them tuned to a station replaying last night's Braves' game. WFT? They really think people want to see that again?

Mize said...

Crappy link coming:

Awesomest handshake EvAr


http://msti.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/gordon_barajas_baby.gif

tOSU sucks said...

it's even crappier when you can't get the whole link in the box

The New Mess said...

oh Meiz. Still don't know how to link?

Keef said...

"If you're looking to make a road trip next week, there are still thousands of tickets available for game three and four of the series in Arizona. Some are selling for as little as $12."



I live 20 miles from the stadium

Keef said...

like bleu said

The New Mess said...

I don't think he meant a road trip. That was just pasted. I think he was just telling you tix were available.

Mize said...

"oh Meiz. Still don't know how to link?"


Ah you ratahded?

Mize said...

"I don't think he meant a road trip. That was just pasted. I think he was just telling you tix were available."


Yes.

Mize said...

Keith is captain literal

Keef said...

thanks h

Mize said...

"oh Meiz. Still don't know how to link?"


I'm not committing that code to memory.

Keef said...

"Keith is captain literal"


I hate having to put S after every comment.

Keef said...

There are always tix available to DBags games.

Keef said...

I have -160% interest in going to see a Dbags/Breer's game

The New Mess said...

"I'm not committing that code to memory."

Arduous task I know, committing 10 characters or so to memory.

Keef said...

Arduous task I know, committing 10 characters or so to memory.



Avg person can memorize about 7 words. mize should practice chunking words together

Keef said...

I'm not going to go out of my way to remember that

/mize

tOSU sucks said...

he won't remember that, but he'll go out of his way to retweet some crappy link about a black guy nobody cares about and wouldn't give him the time of day in the real world

El Padrino said...

face

El Padrino said...

i'll be honest the cake story sucked

thought itd be better like aitch ate some cake off some girls ass or meiz threw up cake and aitch was hungry so he ate it

El Padrino said...

naked chickes

the flashing gave me a headache

Keef said...

"i'll be honest the cake story sucked"


You should of* been there

tOSU sucks said...

selling clothes by filming naked chicks is awesome

El Padrino said...

anyone catch the bartman peice the other night?

tOSU sucks said...

you mean the buckner piece that included bartman

El Padrino said...

i wished the toolbag that was on who reached for the ball hit it instead of dorky bartman

El Padrino said...

i think freak hung himself that night it aired

Keef said...

anyone catch the bartman peice the other night?



There were lots of good comments about it here

tOSU sucks said...

blasphemy

Keef said...

Wasn't the Summit last weekend? You guys haven't talked about it at all

/LP

tOSU sucks said...

must not have been a vary good tmie

Keef said...

Would cmblue "NO!" a Vegas trip next year?

The New Mess said...

"Would cmblue "NO!" a Vegas trip next year?"

Is a duck's ass watertight?

Keef said...

I've nerve examined a duck's ass

Keef said...

Ducks with tight little asses are everywhere

/mize

tOSU sucks said...

yeah, probably not vegas.

but i could swing nashville i bet

Keef said...

yeah let's go wherever they play a shit ton of country muzak

Keef said...

"yeah, probably not vegas.

but i could swing nashville i bet"


Tell her Nashville, fly to Vegas

your* welcome

Keef said...

Or do you have a GPS implant

El Padrino said...

keef is under the impression that plane tickets dont have destinations on them

Keef said...

"keef is under the impression that plane tickets dont have destinations on them"


They started sending them via email last week

tOSU sucks said...

or that my credit card transactions don't have states on them

tOSU sucks said...

although I could probably drive to Vegas.

h could fly into denver and ride in the escalade

El Padrino said...

or that my credit card transactions don't have states on them

^this

El Padrino said...

Peta is the worse

The New Mess said...

One of my drivers just asked me if it was true that everything was bigger in Texas. I told him everything but the asses.

The New Mess said...

Did you guys notice there were far fewer fat women in Texas? Or was that just my imagination?

El Padrino said...

you didnt go to houston

tem said...

". I told him everything but the asses.
"

and the chilli and toast

The New Mess said...

Yea my a cup of chili and the crouton that came with it.

The New Mess said...

TEO of bigger

Todd Packer said...

"jinx link

one thing we know, the red sox season will not end tonight"

nice work, spiff

Jugdish said...

You should of* been there

Jugdish said...

Did you guys notice there were far fewer fat women in Texas? Or was that just my imagination?



fat chicks are everywhere

/mize

Jugdish said...

you didnt go to houston



a lot of hot chicks here too...

Jugdish said...

yeah let's go wherever they play a shit ton of country muzak



keef knows

Keef said...

or that my credit card transactions don't have states on them



You know you pay cash for everything

Keef said...

"keef knows"


jug is captain literal


/mize

Jugdish said...

I hate having to put S after every comment.


/jug

Jugdish said...

and keef

Jugdish said...

what is this water falling from the sky? strange

Jugdish said...

summit note: H and I drove through about a ten mile section of rode where everything on the side was charred from the wild fires. bad stuff

Keef said...

rode

ro-add

rood

Mize said...

Best handshake fixed link

Mize said...

"or that my credit card transactions don't have states on them"


That's why you have the slush fund

/LP

Keef said...

cmk has nerve* seen our credit card statement

Spaceman Spiff said...

elatardo podcast, he says he's jumping on the brewers bandwagon for the playoffs

condolences meiz

Mize said...

FUCK

Keef said...

Amazon offers The Hunger Games Trilogy (Kindle Book) for $4.38


Suite. I think I'm gonna get that. Glad I didn't buy it before the summit

Keef said...

Deal has ended


goddamn

Keef said...

Restaurant.com has a new 90% off code WOW available. The $25 discount certificates are normally $10 or $15 (depending on restaurant), but are $1 or $1.50 with the code. They also sell $10 certificates for select restaurants for $5, making them $0.50 each with the code.

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