Wednesday, September 14, 2011

jibberjabber

Mr. T was the greatest superhero of all time. They should make a movie based on Mr. T's life. Tell me you wouldn't want to see it.

Went to some business awards banquet last night, my company won their category again. Which means our CEO gets to go to Napa Valley for a week and schmooze with the other winners. I've been to a few of these in the last year, and this was the worst. The food was awful (at least the beer was free), and the MC was pregnant...but there were a lot of hot woman* in their business attire. Forgot how much I like a sexy woman all dressed up professionally.

Tebow or Orton...Orton or Tebow...who cares, they suck either way. I did read somewhere that if Tebow plays 55% of the snaps this year his salary doubles...so they're waiting until week 10, i guess. I don't buy that, but Orton isn't coming back here next year, Dr. Quinn isn't coming back next year, so figure out if Tebow is any good and then decide on a course of action. Way too early to throw in the towel, but it'll be tough getting to 6 wins if they play like they did Monday night.

Beach Soccer is a sport, and it's awesome. They need stickers for cars about beach soccer.

NASCAR isn't a sport, it's commuting. If you saw someone drive on the freeway like they do at the track, you'd be pissed and give them the finger. I mean, they never use a turn signal, they always cut guys off, sometimes they swerve in and out of traffic, and a lot of times, they pass on the right. They're all shitty drivers.

If the NBA is losing so much money, how about getting sponsors to put their logos on jerseys? Theres some extra caish.

160 comments:

Blue said...

good post.

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

basically you want Tebow

Blue said...

scar-jo topless and ass shots have been "leaked"

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

the entire NBA thing bothers me

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

"scar-jo topless and ass shots have been "leaked"

i want to unload a barrel on those lips

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

they are nice

tem said...

and why aren't they linked?

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

that phone hacker guy is awesome

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

he should win nobel piece prize

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

idlyitw.com

Jugdish said...

pic from some of the fires just before someone was forced to evacuate

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

looks like hell

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

i heard its hot in texas jug, that true?
s

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

rev

Melo is apparently set to play a second star-studded exhibition game late next week down in Philly.

Anthony will be joined by James, Durant, Paul, Josh Selby and Eric Bledsoe, among others, on “Team Melo.”

Hakim Warrick will lead “Team Philly” and is expected to share the court with Lou Williams, Markieff Morris and Marcus Morris, Kyle Lowry and Wayne Ellington, among others.

Blue said...

team melo will probably roll that

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

it should, unless kobe plays for team philly as rumored

Blue said...

kobe sucks

Jugdish said...

it should, unless tebow plays for team philly as rumored



fixed

Jugdish said...

NYC parents

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

playboy mansion chef

Spaceman Spiff said...

"holy shit i took cleveland last week? i thought i took arizona

wft"

could have mentioned this before picks were locked nomsayin

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

"could have mentioned this before picks were locked nomsayin"

i dont recall changing the az pick

ns

for the 90K pool i had pats and for the 5K pool i had az

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck scarjo for angling her tit shot like that, now we'll never get an optimal view of them bazongas, so much potential

ill take it though

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i dont recall changing the az pick

ns
"

keef is the commish there

just sayin


s

Spaceman Spiff said...

"WR Lee Evans didn't catch a pass in the season opener, but he did make an impact. According to coach John Harbaugh, Evans' speed on the outside opened up crossing routes for other receivers."

fuck you harbaugh

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

putin is like john mcclain

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

keef is the commish there

just sayin


makes cents

Meg said...

LP is good enough at sabotaging his own picks that I don't have to do anything

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

as long as i dont fuck up the $$ picks im good

Spaceman Spiff said...

"In the book, which will be published on September 20th, McGinniss claims Palin had a steamy interracial hookup with basketball stud GLEN RICE less than a year before she eloped with her husband Todd.
Sarah hooked up with the NBA great, then a 6-foot-8 junior at the University of Michigan when he was playing in a college basketball tournament in Alaska in 1987, the book says.
A publishing source told The said that McGinniss claims Sarah had a “fetish” for black men at the time "

'at the time', yea, did she get over it or something

Rice confirmed the story

go blue?

Spaceman Spiff said...

were you shitting yourself during the az/car game EP?

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

"were you shitting yourself during the az/car game EP?"

yes, shit was everywhere

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

Rice confirmed the story

::Marv Albert::

YES!

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

you got a link to that glen rice for three yes i nailed palin story spiff

Spaceman Spiff said...

story

enquirer yes, but "In the book, McGinniss quotes Rice as confirming the one-night stand."

Meg said...

"were you shitting yourself during the az/car game EP?"


He almost flipped off his couch

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

i was working, relied on shitty blackberry score mobile updates

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

those are the worse

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

Moby told Bizarre Magazine all about his fears and insecurities, “I’ve never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous you know? Surely that’s intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better.”

small cocks productions

Meg said...

Moby Dick

Spaceman Spiff said...

someone needs to blow his mind and show him some uncensored jap porn

Blue said...

"A publishing source told The said that McGinniss claims Sarah had a “fetish” for black men at the time "

she went to university of idaho...all white women there had a "fetish" for black men

Blue said...

glen rice has slept with a lot of chicks...

what was so special he remembered her name?

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

what was so special he remembered her name?


dem tits

Meg said...

"what was so special he remembered her name?"


She was the dumbest bitch he fuckt

Blue said...

"She was the dumbest bitch he fuckt"

oh, i doubt that

tem said...

he remembered fucking someone in Alaska.

tem said...

if i fuck someone in alaska i'll remember it.

alaska is like a foreign country

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

alaska is far

tem said...

palin wasn't the dumbest bitch he fuckt that month.

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

kod

Jugdish said...

Joe Sheehan says its very difficult to blow a big lead this late in the year.


oh really?

/mess

Tyler said...

Is LP going to the summit, or is it only September bro?

Tyler said...

Wow, this place is dead.

Aitch said...

it happens

Spaceman Spiff said...

"New England Patriots starting center Dan Koppen will have surgery on his broken left ankle and is expected to miss 6 to 10 weeks"

O:FB

Spaceman Spiff said...

face

Spaceman Spiff said...

gif of it

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

ooof

Blue said...

"The dispute stems from the fact that some wealthy Cherokee owned black slaves who worked on their plantations in the South."

wealthy cherokee is an oxymoron

Spaceman Spiff said...

"wealthy cherokee is an oxymoron"

not so fast

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

tatanka

Meg said...

Is LP going to the summit, or is it only September bro?




0%

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ines sainz ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Arian Foster returned to practice today"

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

i need to see that naked

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

dat inez ass

not arian foster

Meg said...

Peanut butter M&Ms are the better

Meg said...

Urlacher's moms died

Meg said...

I want to buy a DVD rental machine

Spaceman Spiff said...

in b4
"she would have wanted me to play"

too soon?

Blue said...

remember when urlacher dated one of the hilton sisters?

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

I want to buy a DVD rental machine

you want to buy a redbox?

Aitch said...

I'd imagine they are quite profitable.

Jugdish said...

settle down bruschi

Blue said...

nobody puts bruschi in the corner

Aitch said...

What did Bruschi do?

Blue said...

bitching about ochocinco's tweet

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

"What did Bruschi do?"

made a joke about the Station fire

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

yeah pretty bad, people are all up in arms about it

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Aitch said...

EP, aja, do you not find it a bit hypocritical that you get up in arms about 9/11 jokes, but yet you find it ridiculous that people around here get offended by station fire jokes? Hmmm?

You say it is more personal for you because you live in NYC. So it is more personal to them cuz The Station fire was in RI. Just sayin, hombre.

tem said...

so some booster comes out and says blame him for tOSU taking money at a recent golf tourney.

then he says the money came from terrel pryor.

isn't pryor not supposed to have anything at all to do with the program? tosu is going to get pissed at him even more. of course they can't do anything about it.

tem said...

his argument will be 9-11 was an attack on the USA USA USA.

station fire was just an accident.

tem said...

having said that he does take 9-11 jokes too personally. and it is funny to rile him up about it.

Jugdish said...

none of that stuff affects me

/mize

Meg said...

"you want to buy a redbox?"


Redbox isn't the only DVD rental masheen

Jugdish said...

buy one that just rents porn...call it TheBox


/Lp

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

but yet you find it ridiculous that people around here get offended by station fire jokes? Hmmm?

i wasnt making a joke about people getting offended #1, i was making fun of you and the comment you posted

#2 100 people died in that fire cuz some moron doesnt know how to use pyrotechnics properly

that doesnt compare to a national tragedy in which the country you live in was attacked and almost 3000 people were murdered

either way the joke steve o made was cruel to the families who lost someone in that fire so i agree with them

but you cant get caught up in a joke made in bad taste at a comedy roast of a crack fiend so they shouldnt have been that offended to begin with

if that makes sense

Meg said...

"made a joke about the Station fire"


That made me LOL. And I was SAS that it came from LP, not because it's a joke about people dying, but because he doesn't pay attention to shit

Meg said...

"#2 100 people died in that fire cuz some moron doesnt know how to use pyrotechnics properly

that doesnt compare to a national tragedy in which the country you live in was attacked and almost 3000 people were murdered"



That is stupid reasoning

ns

Jugdish said...

that doesnt compare to a national tragedy in which the country you live in was attacked and almost 3000 people were murdered



i don't see what the big deal is. i was more upset of tupac's murder

/mize

Blue said...

it would be one thing if H was at the concert, or knew someone who died

i'm siding with EP on this one, he has the dust in his lungs to prove it.

Aitch said...

"i was making fun of you and the comment you posted"

What was funny about my comment? I was merely stating fact. I did not say that his comment bothered me, nor am I saying that now. I am merely saying that I find it surprisng and hypocritical that YOU are the one making this joke.

Meg said...

I make jokes about bolth of them. Not because I think it's funny that people died, but because it's easy to rile some people up here like tem said

Aitch said...

Alol I said was that people around here are upset and the local news was reporting on that. I never said that I was/am upset.

Blue said...

but if somebody told me i couldn't fly my plane into a tower because it would be disrespectful to the people and their families who perished in that way, i'd tell them it's a free country, get off my plane

Meg said...

man, watching H & LP fight over the only minnow in the lake is awesome

Blue said...

i hope those 100 people who died don't ever go camping.

do they get pissed about campfire jokes too?

Aitch said...

I know a lot of people who lost people and a lot of people who are survivors and permanently scarred. We have played a number of benefit shows for the victims and families. Some of the stories are very, very tough to hear. Even still, I do think people take it a little too far sometimes.

Meg said...

This time of year is the better for buying wine & liquor. Stores do their shelf resets so they have to get rid of shit that they won't carry anymore so you can get some redonk deals

Blue said...

don't make a joke about people burning to death...that'll piss off great white fans

bret michaels laughs at them...even poison fans make fun of great white fans

Meg said...

"do they get pissed about campfire jokes too?"



Dude, fires are no joke. They're fucking up my world.

/mize

Meg said...

What if a building coat* on fire because of bad pyrotechnics, and then a plane flew into it? Whoa

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Alol I said "

H likes to insert lol into any word he can

Blue said...

you just blew my mind


or what if a plane crashed into a building and it just caught on fire but didn't fall down.

Jugdish said...

H likes to insert lol into any word he can


LMAO is a more powerful tool

Meg said...

or what if a plane crashed into a building and it just caught on fire but didn't fall down.





Like the Pentagon?

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

That is stupid reasoning

ns

in your opinion, makes sense to me

not the death toll but the magnitude of what happened

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

"What was funny about my comment? I was merely stating fact."

cuz the timing of it and the way you said it and meiz joke about only watching local news

Spaceman Spiff said...

lackey only gave up 2 runs and they couldnt get a win

O:FB

tem said...

what if 4,000 people died in a pyrotechnics fire on a plane (big plane) and that plane crashed into a building where another 3,000 people died?

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

dat tit

Spaceman Spiff said...

your girl

Jugdish said...

if im not in the building or the plane, then its a non-issue


/mize

Jugdish said...

or tupac

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

who was that

Blue said...

coco

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

thought so

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

piece

Meg said...

She has pretty veins

Meg said...

wall

Mize said...

"EP

dat tit"


Awful

Mize said...

KRod needs to be quiet.

Pass the Lysol said...

"kod"


yeah, the Freedmen have been a hot topic in Indian Country since I started working up here, probably before.

Mize said...

I'm tempted to go back to the pizza joint to work part time nights.

Meg said...

Here's to the freakin weekend, I'll drink to that

Meg said...

Cheers, not here's. I'm ratarded

Mize said...

Ridiculous Facebook status.


"Contractions 10 mins apart....not close enough to go in but close enough to be annoying and prevent me from getting anything done!!!!"




The fuck? 10 minutes isn't close enough?

Mize said...

CarGo certainly pimped on that HR. That was Pujolsian.

Meg said...

The fuck? 10 minutes isn't close enough?


If she goes in, they'll probably just send her home. Unless her water breaks

Mize said...

Really.

Meg said...

Marcum sucks

Meg said...

Really.


Yep. They told cmk to come in when they're 5 minutes apart

Meg said...

TMCT

Meg said...

Mila Kunis is the latest celebrity whose cell phone has been hacked, and the hacker is leaking several pictures of a seductive Justin Timberlake ... TMZ has learned.



Fuck yeah! Finally!

Meg said...

/mize

Mize said...

"Marcum sucks"


No, this is Gallardo

Meg said...

My espn league is showing that Marcum is pitching, I have him

Meg said...

Y! is also showing that Marcum is pitching

Mize said...

No, no. This is clearly Gallardo pitching. Not Marcum.

Meg said...

Really?

Mize said...

s

Mize said...

Gallardo is the one that gets rocked

Meg said...

Fag

Mize said...

Shut up Meg

tem said...

Phoque joke was on....love it

Mize said...

Totally forgot.

The Blueprint dropped on 9/11. Natch, it got pushed back to Wednesday.

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuk this ump, no warning, ejects kershaw in the middle of another fuking gem, 63 pitches in, lowered his WHIP to under 1 for the season

mr. falcon ump probly bet on halladay for the cy young

no fuking warning

Mize said...

Angry Cellphone Spiff, ladies and gentlemen!

Mize said...

Were they issued warnings prior to the game?

Spaceman Spiff said...

parra hit a homer yesterday and let showboated, had words with the catcher, then kershaw was yelling at parra from the dugout

kershaw then delivers tonight and hits parra, but no damn warning, bullshit

Spaceman Spiff said...

no cellphone

Spaceman Spiff said...

kershaw was gonna take the league K lead today too

Mize said...

We know the story. Kershaw definitely wasn't warned?

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont know

Spaceman Spiff said...

would yesterdays warning after all the yelling carry over

Spaceman Spiff said...

reading that the AZ commentators said ump was in the wrong

Mize said...

"reading that the AZ commentators said ump was in the wrong"


I'm seeing the same.


Umpires have been especially bad this year.

Jugdish said...

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