Wednesday, September 07, 2011

i overslept

Slept in this morning so you just get some quick hits.

Kellen Moore is 39-2 as a starting QB...chew on that. Not too bad for a guy who was recruited as a safety.

Strasburg continues to baffle, has anyone ever had to have TJ surgery twice on the same elbow, maybe he'll be the first.

Texas A&M starts the big shakeup that should have happened last summer but everyone else was pussies but Nebraska and Colorado.

Jags cut a semi-average QB, he's taking his talents to South Beach.

Some celebrity showed her tits

Kim K wants to buy her sex-tape, but so does some other company who is going to release it online for free. (i'm all for the 2nd option by the way).

Back to Football tomorrow night.

182 comments:

Blue said...

Russian Jet carrying a local hockey team crashed and burned

El Padrino said...

russian plans crash often

El Padrino said...

they have the oldest planes in the world still in use why i dont know

Todd Packer said...

"Kellen Moore is 39-2 as a starting QB...chew on that."

tastes like a schedule with a lot of bad teams on it

El Padrino said...

they killed the god damn polish government remember that crash?

weather was a factor in that one jus sayin

Blue said...

yeah, i guess they should have opened the season against Florida Atlantic

Blue said...

"tastes like a schedule with a lot of bad teams on it"

the two losses, a one point loss in a bowl game to TCU, and that shitty Nevada game where their kicker choked.

Todd Packer said...

"yeah, i guess they should have opened the season against Florida Atlantic"

stop it, blue

Todd Packer said...

watched that bsu/Nevada game last week. grate game for Moore. that kicker still on the team?

Blue said...

"that kicker still on the team?"

nope he was a senior

El Padrino said...

that was a finkell

El Padrino said...

weaker men kill themselves over that, good for that kid not to kill himself

El Padrino said...

party rockers in the houssssee tonight

El Padrino said...

you know how hard it is to not hit the dance floor when working at that catering hall when the good shit comes out

El Padrino said...

fucking europe

Blue said...

"weaker men kill themselves over that, good for that kid not to kill himself"

he got death threats

Blue said...

i think if either Auburn or Oregon had lost and setup the chance that Boise would have been in the title game...the kid would have offed himself

El Padrino said...

tem we could be on the verge of another major financial meltdown

fyi

if the euro continues this debt crisis and a big euro bank or two fails it's 2008 all over again and i work for the biggest euro bank in the world so i have keen, vested interest in this

im not saying sell everything im just letting you know this is possible

unfortunately we are now a global economy now, nothing is not news, nothing doesnt effect amercia

italy is a problem, france is a problem, germany to an extent could be a problem, if you see a deposit run or more downgrades or less debt issued it could set off a chain of events similar to a lehman bros type collapse

just be careful out there kids

end

El Padrino said...

he got death threats

shame on them, he's a kid

El Padrino said...

only matt dodge deserved death threats

El Padrino said...

KICK THE BALL OUT OF BOUNDS!

Keef said...

russian plans crash often


Like communism?

Aitch said...

"we are now a global economy now"

This redundant statement is redundant

Aitch said...

Which celebrity is Blue referring to?

Aitch said...

This place is lively today

El Padrino said...

LMC

Aitch said...

NO!

/cmep

El Padrino said...

skunkpatch got falcons all the way beth

El Padrino said...

i do not so thats good

Keef said...

"Kellen Moore is 39-2 as a starting QB...chew on that."



He'll probably be as successful in the NFL as the last left-handed star college QB

Keef said...

Super BowlTM is going to be Saints/Jets

Blue said...

"He'll probably be as successful in the NFL as the last left-handed star college QB"

at least he won't be overdrafted and everyone think he's going to save the world.

Blue said...

he doesn't have a strong enough arm to be a succesful NFL QB...he could be the next drew brees but that would be a huge stretch.

Keef said...

"at least he won't be overdrafted and everyone think he's going to save the world."

True

El Padrino said...

breastipes

El Padrino said...

recipes from giada

Aitch said...

You have an unhealthy obsession with that women* homie.

El Padrino said...

no i dont

Jugdish said...

new jalapeno cheese bread at subway...yummy

Keef said...

"new jalapeno cheese bread at subway...yummy"


I was surprised it had some spice to it

/mize

Keef said...

We've had the jalapeno bread here for like a year

ns

Jugdish said...

really? hadn't seen it in the one just off base until today

Jugdish said...

I was surprised it had some spice to it

/mize


#LMAO

/mize

El Padrino said...

drunken elf

El Padrino said...

elk

El Padrino said...

ha

Jugdish said...

mize/spiff/anyone else...you know of any interwebs sites to watch the nfl games?

Keef said...

Free Sunday ticket on DTV this weekend

Mize said...

Hopefully myp2p.eu will have full slates of games. Just started using it last winter via Spiff's advice for fights and such.

Jugdish said...

i know...im working this weekend. ill dvr that bears game though,

Jugdish said...

cool, ill try that, thanks!

Keef said...

Clay Matthews was on DP this morning, said next time he sees him he'll dap him up

Jugdish said...

its catching on #dapping


just like #LPisretarded

Aitch said...

"Free Sunday ticket on DTV this weekend"

Suite*!

Pass the Lysol said...

"im not saying sell everything im just letting you know this is possible"



gold, gold, gold...short term at least

El Padrino said...

duh

Jugdish said...

.xxx

Blue said...

i do not see a blue.xxx..whew

Blue said...

or even worst a cmblue.xxx

El Padrino said...

Quaker Oats, a unit of beverage company Pepsico Inc. (NYSE:PEP) has voluntarily recalled its 8-count Quaker Chewy Smashbar Graham Pretzel snack bars due to an undeclared milk allergen that was not been mentioned on the label.

The company fears that people allergic to milk will run a serious risk of life-threatening allergic reaction on consumption of the product.

tem

Keef said...

"its catching on #dapping


just like #LPisretarded"


I'm not gonna lie, I nerve* heard dap before mize dapped Greinke. Is that a Sconnie thing? I've heard mize use it, Nyjer use it, and Clay Matthews use it

Aitch said...

"Is that a Sconnie thing?"

As much as I hate defending Mize, no it is not. I've heard it used.

Keef said...

That's not really defending mize

El Padrino said...

blacks started the dap in Vietnam

ns

Keef said...

aitch hates agreeing with people. LP, blue, mize, etc

El Padrino said...

which explains it's popular today with the wiggers, like meiz

Blue said...

aitch hates being right.


/fixed

Aitch said...

H usually is ok with agreeing with Blue. It is EP and Meiz mostly that I don't like to agree with.

Aitch said...

and Keith. Cuz he sucks.

El Padrino said...

manning officially out

El Padrino said...

issue an amber alert for JFreak

El Padrino said...

crosby the hockey player is still out from a concussion?

El Padrino said...

jesus

El Padrino said...

that's called brain damage

Aitch said...

"crosby the hockey player is still out from a concussion?"

Same as Savard from the B's. They really need to go ban the hard plastic elbow pads. You may see a few more elbow infuries, but you'll see fewer head injuries IMO

El Padrino said...

oh
ok

Aitch said...

Do you disagree?

Aitch said...

If given the choice, I'd much rather have a player out with a broken arm than irrevocably damaged from a head injury. Arms heal.

Aitch said...

Look at the list of great players whose careers were cut short by concussions. That is some great talent that never lived up to their prime. And at the end of the day, that is detrimental to the game.

Crosby is one of the game's brightest stars and he may never be the same.

Keef said...

and Keith. Cuz he sucks.



oh burn

Keef said...

hockey is the worse*

Keef said...

mize

Status:Out for Delivery (GRAFTON, WI 53024)

Blue said...

i've never seen this list

Keef said...

"Crosby is one of the game's brightest stars and he may never be the same."

If it leads to hockey going away I'm all for it

Keef said...

if it can be woed about, h will find it

Keef said...

cmk officially started the Austin guilt trip this morning. I was expecting it sooner

Keef said...

grab somebody sexy, tell em hey
give me everything tonight

tem said...

"tem we could be on the verge of another major financial meltdown"

just gonna let it ride. i don't plan on selling for years. i don't have enough invested to be selling and buying at every valley and peak.

Jugdish said...

grab somebody sexy, tell em hey
give me everything tonight



I'm rooming with keef in austin!

/mize

El Padrino said...

i figured that just a little tidbit

Keef said...

If Bing Crosby stays concussed and retires, does my temjersey gain value?

tem said...

it can't lose value

Aitch said...

"grab somebody sexy, tell em hey
give me everything tonight"

Pitbull sucks!!!

/Blue

El Padrino said...

"Do you disagree?"

oh ok = idgaf

Keef said...

"Pitbull sucks!!!

/Blue"



That's Chris Brown

Aitch said...

Um, no it isn't.

Keef said...

"Um, no it isn't."



OK, let's argue this

Keef said...

play that song. Pitbull doesn't sing that line

Aitch said...

Are you saying the lyrics are Chris Brown, that he sings that particular part in the song, or that Blue says he sucks?

Keef said...

your reader sucks

Keef said...

Desmond Jennings with a go home run. Suite tits

Aitch said...

Boom

Pitbull ft. Neyo and Nayer.

Keef said...

Who the fuck is Desmond Jennings?



/mize

Keef said...

Ah, it's Neyo who sings that part. We're bolth wrong

Aitch said...

Still a Pitbull song, so I get half credit. You were just completely wrong.

Keef said...

Fucking Neyo

Keef said...

"Still a Pitbull song, so I get half credit. You were just completely wrong."


I know/knew Pitbull was part of the song. I said that line wasn't his. Your reader sucks

El Padrino said...

Dali

El Padrino said...

i miss gambling

:(

Jugdish said...

centsports or freesportsbet.com

tem said...

everytime you have sex you are gambling that cmelp won't get knocked up.

tem said...

since you miss that you must not be getting laid.

too much time on the dancefloor at the catering biz.

El Padrino said...

not the same if there aren't hundreds of dollars on the line

El Padrino said...

"too much time on the dancefloor at the catering biz."

everyday im shuffling bro

Jugdish said...

not the same if there aren't hundreds of dollars on the line



still fun

Aitch said...

"I said that line wasn't his."

Yes, you said it was Chris Brown's. So again, you were more wrong than I was. I at least named an artist who performs on that track.

tem said...

chris brown was playing keyboards on that track.

tem said...

it is a little known fact

Keef said...

"Yes, you said it was Chris Brown's. So again, you were more wrong than I was. I at least named an artist who performs on that track."



If that's what you need in life, then ok.

Keef said...

Liquor manager one of my Walgreens had 2 1.75L bottles of spiced rum that didn't have a label. She told me to take them and she would just write them off as a loss because it's a hassle to switch them out. Suite

Keef said...

I'll nerve* drink them, but suite nonetheless

El Padrino said...

free stuff is suite

Keef said...

I'd send one bottle to LP but booze doesn't freeze

Jugdish said...

Liquor manager one of my Walgreens


have you tried the walgreens beer yet?

Keef said...

Big Flats is ok for $2 a 6 pack

tem said...

booze freezes....you just don't have the equipment to freeze it.

tem said...

i just proposed an eliza for mcfadden trade.

Keef said...

eliza?

Keef said...

I like that Bruno Mars & Eminem song

Keef said...

It's Pitbull

/h

Keef said...

No, it's Chris Brown

/keef

Keef said...

I saw it in a Simpson's episode

/h

Jugdish said...

Big Flats is ok for $2 a 6 pack



true...headache in a can though. i bought 36 cans to softball when it was my turn to bring beer a few months ago. it all went, but everyone had headaches the next day. i got several text messages that were not so nice the next day

Keef said...

fuck eminem

/mize

Jugdish said...

last fantasy draft tonight...suite

Keef said...

"true...headache in a can though"


That's why I only drink beers that are > than $10 per 6 pack

/LP

Jugdish said...

SAS that Lp doesn't brew his own beer


Lp Lite

Blue said...

"I like that Bruno Mars & Eminem song"

you're both wrong it's bad meets evil

/meiz

Blue said...

just caught up.

find it funny that a month ago I was bitching about European banks and EP told me I was full of shit...

now he's singing show tunes.

tem said...

That's why I only drink beers that are > than $10 per 6 pack

/LP


he lives in nyc. even miller lite is > $10 per 6 there.

Aitch said...

"I saw it in a Simpson's episode

/h"

Fuck cartoons!

/Keef

tem said...

keith/spiff,


wft? gsp vs diaz is off? now carlos condit gets a title shot? wft?

tem said...

and koscheck vs hughes instead of sanchez vs hughes?

El Padrino said...

louis ck on Carlin

El Padrino said...

find it funny that a month ago I was bitching about European banks and EP told me I was full of shit...


did i actually say that

tem said...

you say lots of stuff

El Padrino said...

yeah i do but i dont remember scoffing at the euro crisis

Keef said...

sanchez sucks

Keef said...

I have a feeling the Pats are going to fuck over a lot of people in suicide pools this week

El Padrino said...

CARDINALS

that is all

Blue said...

i thought you gave me a spiel about how the banks there were ok...i may misremember though

El Padrino said...

stat boy died so we'll never know

Keef said...

LP has Kolb chills

El Padrino said...

piece

Mize said...

Hat's here. I'm trying to fix it.

Keef said...

It's broke?

Mize said...

Kinda mushed on the sides & top. I was expecting that, that's why I was trying to be particular about it. I don't want you to waste your money.

Keef said...

You're a bigger hat snob than LP is a food snob.

WADR

Mize said...

Yes I am

Mize said...

I should probably update my driver's license if I'm going to fly.

And make sure my credit union knows not to block my cards.

Mize said...

Blue and Tem should send their resumes to Yahoo!

Keef said...

Jim Rome is hiring a blogger/writer

Keef said...

stop it, blue


Yeah, FU is stepping up to UAB this week

Mize said...

I CANNOT, FOR THE LIFE OF ME, GET RID OF THESE SHITTY LETTERS


Keith and Jug are fucking ninjas

Mize said...

I need to start eating ground chicken & turkey instead of beef.

Mize said...

Or maybe that's just a perception

Keef said...

Making stuffed bell peppers with ground beef & marinara tonight

Keef said...

I've nerve seen ground chicken

Mize said...

"I've nerve seen ground chicken"

Whaaa???

Mize said...

What about chicken brats?

Mize said...

Breers suck

Todd Packer said...

"stop it, blue


Yeah, FU is stepping up to UAB this week"


no need to "step up" when you play an SEC schedule + FSU. I assume blue's comment was partially (s)

Mize said...

Its the SEC!

Mize said...

Packer, Back To The Future. Yay or nay?

Todd Packer said...

"Its the SEC!"


mize knows

Todd Packer said...

"Packer, Back To The Future. Yay or nay"

yay, I guess

Todd Packer said...

watched machete earlier today.... it was just ok

Todd Packer said...

using vacation days this week

Mize said...

Yessir

Todd Packer said...

"Yessir"

nike MAG looks cool

Mize said...

I want those shoes

Jugdish said...

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