Monday, September 12, 2011

Footyball!!!

Man, what a weekend of football. Been waiting for this for a long time.

I watched a lot of college ball on Saturday. The OSU game suckt ballz. Bauserman is the worst. They really need to start playing the black guy. Filok made the joke that he doesn't have his endorsements yet so that's why they're not playing him. Yukyukyukyuk. Then on Saturday night we went over to hsil's bf's house for dinner. His family was there and they are all huge ND honks. I was rooting for UM in that game because I hate ND more than anything. What a suite fucking game. Actually, it was really just the last 2 minutes that was suite. The rest of the game sucked as bad as bolth of this teams.

Then came Sunday and THE NATIONAL FOOTYBALL LEAGUE! Oh yeah, and fantasy football. Fuck fantasy football. My $ team is loaded and got their ass kicked. At least I'll win money in my FMLB league. Here are my thoughts on week 1 of the season. Fuck Philly. Hahahahaha Giants. Who Dey! Vikings are awful. Same with the Colts. Cam Newton is either better than expected or the Cards D is awful. Rams are brittle. Falcons are overrated. Bears are underrated. Bills are underrated. Lions and Bucs are rated just right. And finally, hahahahaha Giants.

I'm watching this 20/20 show right now that's talking about kids who had a parent who died on 9/11. It's pretty grate to watch, because the kids were basically infants that day and didn't know what happened at the time and really don't remember that parent. So over the last 10 years all they've heard from the other parent is how grate the other one was, so that's all they know. And they don't know the sadness of actually losing a parent, so it's kind of neat to be able to see them talk about a parent they didn't know with such high regard but not be sad about it. I hope that makes sense because it does in my head.

Also last night we had another one of those huge dust storms, but this time me and cmk were going to dinner and drove right through it. It was pretty crazy. We were on the freeway and could see the wall of dust about 10 miles in front of us. As we drove into it, everything turnt an orangeish-brown. It felt like a movie. Visibility was about 50 feet. It kind of freaked cmk out a little. Just a weird thing to see in person.

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Beth said...

Yep, I'm still alive but the last 2 weeks have been a bit rough. Big bossman here at work was found dead in his house 2 weeks ago. Besides it being really sad (he was a neat old guy even if he did technically sexually harass most of the women here - ns) there's a lot of uncertainty as to what's going on with the firm and if we're even going to be around down the road.

Beth said...

But even with that as a distraction, I'm still kicking everyone's ass in the college pickem...

Beth said...

Blue, I still need to pay up on the Boise State butt-kicking of UGA, so don't forget to give me a pic and name.

Beth said...

Tony Gonzalez on the horrific showing by the Falcons yesterday:

“People outside the organization are going to push the panic button. They’re going to think, ‘Oh my God. Overhyped. Over this. Over that. You know what? They’re full of it. If you want to think that, go ahead. Maybe it sells papers. Maybe it gives people something to talk about. But it’s one game. We’ve got the players to do something special. We just have to go out next week and play better. And we will next week, I guarantee it.”

Blue said...

that 20/20 show...the kids were all fetuses when their dads died on 9/11.

I really enjoyed a lot of the rememberances yesterday...

and to think, I almost forgot

Blue said...

put this on twitter last night, but going to repeat it here.

my two favorite things from the games yesterday...the USA! chant at the JETS game (which was expected). but even cooler was hearing the crowd go crazy and cheer all the way through the anthem at the Bears game. I'd never seen that before, gave me goosebumps, and they got louder and louder as the song went on.

And that guy who sang it (he sang it in the NFC championship game too) was perfect for that occasion.

Pass the Lysol said...

sweet, week 1 f-football shellacking from team cmkod/kod....thanks Ray Rice!


Matt Ryan, you're going to sit week 2 on my bench and think about a few things

tem said...

beth we told you not to choke the old man so much during sex...even if he asked for it.

tem said...

and no. its not too soon.

El Padrino said...

granchilds too

El Padrino said...

His family was there and they are all huge ND honks.

what a homo

Pass the Lysol said...

sorry beth; job uncertainty never fun, especially these days

Blue said...

i've seen a lot of tits in my life but these are about as close to perfect as i've seen.

nsfw, probably.

El Padrino said...

if that's rosie jones she's a winner

El Padrino said...

i missed most of the games and the damn mets 9-11 thing i wanted to see

tem said...

el pad has a job for beth.

iykwim

El Padrino said...

i have to remember that i have a dvr box, it's filled with cartoons or noggin programs i should say and shit from bravo

El Padrino said...

sorry to hear that beth, i mean if your shaken up over it i canhelp console you in this hour of need

Blue said...

"if that's rosie jones she's a winner"


it's kitty lea...never heard of her before, but she has a topless calendar.

El Padrino said...

i like her

El Padrino said...

guy at work all of a sudden is a redskins fan now

how cute

El Padrino said...

why did the cowboys blow that lead?

Blue said...

blocked punt

Pass the Lysol said...

seems like an inordinate proportion of my old hs and college friends have either become marathonists or triathelets...at least, judging by the fact that half of my fb newsfeed seems to read like a subscription to Runners World.




**lame, reminds me of one of my favorite quotes from E&D...."I play real sports, I'm not trying to be the best at exercising"

Blue said...

re: Cam Newton


he looked good, but man AZ's defense was turrible.

Hey guys, see that #89, you know, Steve Smith, the pro-bowl WR? Yeah, maybe you might want to cover him a little.

El Padrino said...

blocked punt

fucking jets

they stink but they always find a way

Blue said...

"I play real sports, I'm not trying to be the best at exercising"


gotta love Kenny Powers

Pass the Lysol said...

"gotta love Kenny Powers"


^^^^^^^^^^^


I just wish they were doing more than 3 seasons

Blue said...

yeah, it would probably get old though after another season.

you run out of ways to be awesome after too long

El Padrino said...

disagree, been awesome for31 years now

/ep

El Padrino said...

didnt colts just drop like 100 milly on peyton

what if hes never the same

El Padrino said...

mlb didnt want mets wearing fdny, pa and nypd hats last night

fucking stiff boards

Blue said...

"mlb didnt want mets wearing fdny, pa and nypd hats last night"


actually the departments requested that they not be associated with the Mess

Blue said...

don't look now, because i don't want to jinx it, but O:FB is in full effect

El Padrino said...

"why did the cowboys blow that lead?"

Blue, next time i ask this question a simple

Tony Romo

(fumbled on the goaline, pick to set up GW FG)

reply will do

thanks and regards

Pass the Lysol said...

"why did the cowboys blow that lead?"

yeah, Romo will usually be the answer. He's like Leon Lett 2.0

Keef said...

but even cooler was hearing the crowd go crazy and cheer all the way through the anthem at the Bears game. I'd never seen that before, gave me goosebumps, and they got louder and louder as the song went on.



That's a chicago thing. They started that during Bkackhawks games a few years ago.

El Padrino said...

thought you didnt like hockey

El Padrino said...

The cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants is in hot water from a study suggesting that watching just nine minutes of that program can cause short-term attention and learning problems in 4-year-olds.

The problems were seen in a study of 60 children randomly assigned to either watch "SpongeBob," or the slower-paced PBS cartoon "Caillou" or assigned to draw pictures. Immediately after these nine-minute assignments, the kids took mental function tests; those who had watched "SpongeBob" did measurably worse than the others.

lies.

tem said...

"didnt colts just drop like 100 milly on peyton

what if hes never the same"

then they cut him.

or use insurance money to pay him.

El Padrino said...

suite smat*

El Padrino said...

fucking blue 5-6-1

Beth said...

"el pad has a job for beth.

iykwim"


Sorry, I don't take small jobs.

Beth said...

"seems like an inordinate proportion of my old hs and college friends have either become marathonists or triathelets...at least, judging by the fact that half of my fb newsfeed seems to read like a subscription to Runners World"

In general my experience has been that most triathletes are tools. Try talking to one for 5 minutes without them mentioning that they do triathlons - it's almost impossible. And that's if you can get past the 3-5 items of clothing or bumper stickers on their car that reference triathlons.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"why did the cowboys blow that lead?"

garrett/romo then just romo

Blue said...

"fucking blue 5-6-1"

look at the other game in the winner's bracket.

it was 6-6, and spiff moves on. I have no idea what the tiebreaker was/is in that league.

Spaceman Spiff said...

cam threw for almost 400 more yards than mcnizzle yesterday

tem said...

what league?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"it was 6-6, and spiff moves on. I have no idea what the tiebreaker was/is in that league."

higher seed baby! good thing i was crushing cans all year, think i was knocked out last year due to that rule

tem said...

i am going to put some stickers on my car with ridiculous mileage things.

instead of 26.1, my sticker will read 596.7.

tem said...

and if anyone asks me i'll tell them it was in 1 day.

tem said...

but i stopped running those length races because i found out that all i need to be considered in shape is a good 40 time.

Blue said...

technically EP..the lead was not blown by the fumble which is what you axed about.

the chance to put the game away was blown by romo's fumble.

and then the game was blown on his INT.

but he can't be accused of blowing the lead.

El Padrino said...

yeah mcnizzle's yardage stat was a mafuggin joke

Pass the Lysol said...

"Try talking to one for 5 minutes without them mentioning that they do triathlons - it's almost impossible."


right? Although I've found similar patterns in many marathonists as well....I do note you are a runner, and am not aiming any of these comments in your direction. Now, if you were posting daily times and qualifications maps...well, I'm certainly not above that kind of passive-aggresivism

El Padrino said...

defensing romo

how nice

El Padrino said...

"And finally, hahahahaha Giants."

week one bro

they started 7 rookies yesterday, 2 were on the practice squad and one of them played only 14 games at the college level

could be a 6-10 season like i mentioned, just didnt have the gumption to write it down

El Padrino said...

vick played like shit, (saw first half), then rams fell apart and he played well enough

he had a big desean drop that would have went for about 65-70

Blue said...

giants are in the andrew luck sweepstakes

El Padrino said...

spiff am i due a name change, it's rare loss to skins

fucking rex grossman

give me a break

Pass the Lysol said...

"the chance to put the game away was blown by romo's fumble.

and then the game was blown on his INT.

but he can't be accused of blowing the lead."



fantastic semantics there blue; I think the legal profession would suit you well if you ever get tired of what you're doing now (ns)

El Padrino said...

giants are in the andrew luck sweepstakes

crazy talk

Beth said...

"Although I've found similar patterns in many marathonists as well"

I agree, although triathletes are worse in my experience.

For the record though, they are marathoners, not marathonists. :-)

El Padrino said...

"I think the legal profession would suit you well if you ever get tired of what you're doing now"

yay blue, all you need now is a schyster shady jew name and kill your conscious

Pass the Lysol said...

"vick played like shit, (saw first half), then rams fell apart and he played well enough"



sucked losing Jackson so early on (for my fantasy team as well, although he still gave me more points than half my team); was a good break for Philly

Pass the Lysol said...

"For the record though, they are marathoners, not marathonists"



apologies, I'm not a scienter like tem

Spaceman Spiff said...

"he had a big desean drop that would have went for about 65-70"

87

Spaceman Spiff said...

"fucking rex grossman

give me a break"

"El Padrino said...

grossman suite"

Keef said...

spiff am i due a name change, it's rare loss to skins




You didn't read your own comment that you bet him?

tem said...

keith your name is

Meg

and your picture is

pic

Aitch said...

"I hope that makes sense because it does in my head."

Strangely, I was able to follow the logic

Aitch said...

Hi Beth

El Padrino said...

"You didn't read your own comment that you bet him?"

i did bet him, was just making sure

Aitch said...

"I just wish they were doing more than 3 seasons"

I hope they end that show better than they did after 3 seasons of Deadwood..

El Padrino said...

NYPD's finest

El Padrino said...

it was the south tower, 39th floor

remember i mentioned my aunts brother in law being in the towers and was able to escape

raleigh news did a interview with them that aired over the weekend

his kids were in town over the weekend to see the memorial open

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

rex went balls deep

El Padrino said...

i meant north tower

dammit

El Padrino said...

just got the floor wrong

Aitch said...

"it was the south tower, 39th floor"

"i meant north tower"

"just got the floor wrong"

Gems...

El Padrino said...

torso's

fucking torso's bro

chilling

Aitch said...

"torso's

fucking torso's bro"

I can spell, I'm just a bad typist!

/EP

Aitch said...

In case you need clarification, EP, two unnecessary apostrophes

El Padrino said...

torsos

Aitch said...

oh, wait, apostrophe's*

El Padrino said...

countdown did a tom coughlin piece on 9/11 his son was in the tower

not sure if anyone saw that

El Padrino said...

i guess ted ginn is still fast

jesus

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

fucking rex

Aitch said...

"i guess ted ginn is still fast

jesus"

Did you see them live? He bobbled the ball on the punt return. Couldn't believe he turned that into a TD.

Meg said...

I can spell, I'm just a bad typist!

/EP



Typer*

Meg said...

LP is a pretty fart smeller

Spaceman Spiff said...

"He bobbled the ball on the punt return. Couldn't believe he turned that into a TD."

EP can believe it

/desean

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

damn

Pass the Lysol said...

"cam threw for almost 400 more yards than mcnizzle yesterday"



39 passing yards is hilarity; Vikings going throwback 1920s style

Meg said...

why does LP have a pic of Tesus?

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Meg said...

it's kitty lea...never heard of her before, but she has a topless calendar.




Is there anyone other than car mechanics that buy those calendars?

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

i want shake shack

Blue said...

sexy rexy does kinda look like tesus


all florida QBs are the same

except chris leak, i guess

Blue said...

mcnabb is a joke

he's like 9-1-1 in some town

Blue said...

good video link EP

i liked it.

Todd Packer said...

"all florida QBs are the same"


the jorts make everyone look similar

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

i dont know if anyone watches restaurant possible but it makes me laugh alot

between the horrible owners and robert saying the word pasta and how awful things are right to thier face it's funny

Blue said...

isn't that just like the gordon ramsay show he used to have?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i dont know if anyone watches restaurant possible but it makes me laugh alot"

thought the show would piss you off considering youre an aspiring entrepeneur, you just dont have the capital and those people had the capital and are just incompetent. As a bonus some of them were bringing down family money with their incompetence, i remember one couple was borrowing a shit ton of cash from the chick's dad every month that they were then losing and dude couldnt retire because of it, fucking assholes

Meg said...

Every one of the people on that show is a fat slob

Spaceman Spiff said...

*restaurateur

Meg said...

The only member of a top Russian hockey team to survive a plane crash that killed 44 people died Monday of his injuries in a Moscow hospital.
The Vishnevsky hospital said 26-year-old Alexander Galimov died of the severe burns that covered about 90 percent of his body, despite the best efforts of doctors in its burn unit, considered one of the best in Russia.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

"thought the show would piss you off considering youre an aspiring entrepeneur, you just dont have the capital and those people had the capital and are just incompetent."

i get pissed when they show the bad food, then cheer up when he crushes them like grapes

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

dem tits gonna be a fat real soon

Meg said...

Cool story on Rome today. He had John Thompson on for an interview. Apparently in Sept '01 they were trying to get Thompson to be on Rome's ESPN show for an interview. Thompson said he couldn't because he had a flight to get somewhere he had to be on 9/11. Booking guy convinced Thompson to switch his flight to 9/12 by saying he guaranteed they'd get him to wherever he needed to go. Thompson changed his flight, and the flight he was orignally booked on was one of them that crashed. Nerve heard that story before today.

Meg said...

dem tits gonna be a fat real soon



bad typer

Blue said...

she's got some hips on her

tem said...

"Booking guy convinced Thompson to switch his flight to 9/12 by saying he guaranteed they'd get him to wherever he needed to go."

i bet thompson didn't get where he needed to go.

tem said...

booking guy's mouth shouldn't write checks his body can't cash.

tem said...

you may say he saved a life, i say he probably failed to live up to his promise.

Blue said...

that's what I thought the story was going to say.


"then on 9/12 all the planes were grounded and he was stuck wherever he was, so now he hates Rome"

Meg said...

dem tits gonna be a fat real soon



Not as fat as dat as. from earlier

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

true, that butt was already showing signs of distress

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Chiefs think safety Eric Berry tore his ACL and will be out for year."

firetoddhaley

Spaceman Spiff said...

butt pic may have been enhanced/angled chick isnt close to being fat like the tits chick

Meg said...

nate kaeding out for the year too, right?

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

yes

Spaceman Spiff said...

troofs

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

damn he picked ravens too

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

hooters remembers 9-11

Blue said...

blue didn't win the office pool this week.

Payroll Manager only missed one game all weekend, i'm 2 behind but no way she didn't pick New England tonight

Blue said...

"nate kaeding out for the year too, right?"

there goes the season for the chargers

Blue said...

"hooters remembers 9-11"

that's a more realistic version of hooters than the calendar

Mize said...

Those Michigan unis from Saturday might be the best I've ever seen.

NS

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

pretty suite

Meg said...

The M on the front was pretty gay.

NS


Just like the shamrock on the ND helmets

Mize said...

So our local DMV service center is only open on Tuesday & Thursday. I guess they don't want me to have an enjoyable flight to Texas.

Meg said...

Let's be honest. Would you have one anyway?

Meg said...

This dude who works for one of our competitors comes up to me today and says "hey man did your see that 49ers game? That rookie had a kick return for a TD AND a punt return for a TD. "

Me: that wasn't a rookie.
Him: yeah it was. It's his first year in San Francisco.
Me: that's right. But he's not a rookie. It's like his 5th season.
Him: but it's his first year with the niners.
Me: ::flank steak::

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

talking out of his ass

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

not for nothing you could have let it slide

god damn as. always correcting people and shit

Meg said...

The dude is a total douche. I can't stand him. He is a typical "sales guy".

Spaceman Spiff said...

2nd year with niners anyways

Mize said...

"Let's be honest. Would you have one anyway?"


Yeah. I like flying and I don't mind the hassle of the airport. Rules are rules.

Spaceman Spiff said...

go back and tell him

Mize said...

"The M on the front was pretty gay."


I strongly disagree.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I strongly disagree.'

your last name makes you biased

Meg said...

So our local DMV service center is only open on Tuesday & Thursday. I guess they don't want me to have an enjoyable flight to Texas.




You should wait until after it expires to renew it

/LP

Meg said...

"I strongly disagree.'


It wasn't the fact that there was an M on the front. But the one that was there looked like a 5 year old drew it

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef, update us with that guys reaction when you tell him its actually ginns 2nd year

Meg said...

keef, update us with that guys reaction when you tell him its actually ginns 2nd year


I really try to nerve talk to him. On top of being a douche he looks like Brian Scalbrene with a goatee

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking ginger

Meg said...

Gonna see jay mohr this weekend

Blue said...

"The M on the front was pretty gay.

NS


Just like the shamrock on the ND helmets"


those were some throwback things...that's how UM's jerseys always used to be.

Mize said...

"firetoddhaley"


I was forced into taking Jamaal this year. I do not want to be on the firetoddhaley wagon. I don't need that stress.

Mize said...

"Gonna see jay mohr this weekend"


Tosh is @ ASU today

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I do not want to be on the firetoddhaley wagon. "

you'll have no choice

firetoddhaley

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

you love mohr

Mize said...

I hope DMC goes ham on Denver tonight(sorry Blue). I need hope in at least one league, this week.

Meg said...

those were some throwback things...that's how UM's jerseys always used to be.


I know. Still looked dumb IMO

Mize said...

"you'll have no choice

firetoddhaley"


The worst part? I virtually cannot handcuff Tom Jones. I have nothing to offer the guy that has him.

Meg said...

you love mohr



He's a funny dude

Spaceman Spiff said...

steven jackson already out next game

injury report reads

OUT:
amendola(shoulder)
s. jackson(47 yard TD run)

Meg said...

Tosh is @ ASU today


Yep. I think bilok is gonna go over there

Meg said...

injury report reads

OUT:
amendola(shoulder)
s. jackson(SSDD)

*fized

Spaceman Spiff said...

re: mcfadden

think a couple bronco starting DL are out

Spaceman Spiff said...

beason out for the year, should have drank dat cammy cam juice

Meg said...

you love mohr



You should too. He's from your area

Meg said...

I hope DMC goes ham on Denver tonight(sorry Blue). I need hope in at least one league, this week.


Unnecessary comma

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

i do, nerve seen him live though

Aitch said...

Are Steve-O's controversial comments at Charlie Sheen's roast this weekend making any national news? People are all up in arms about it here.

Mize said...

"Unnecessary comma"


I know.

Meg said...

i do, nerve seen him live though



I think this will be e 5st* time I've seen him live

Spaceman Spiff said...

havent heard a peep about sheen's roast

Mize said...

I really wanted 85 in leagues this year. People were reeeaaaaaching for him early.

Aitch said...

Steve-O: "The last time this many nobodies got roasted, at least the band Great White was playing."

Meg said...

Are Steve-O's controversial comments at Charlie Sheen's roast this weekend making any national news? People are all up in arms about it here.



Do your internets only show local news?

Meg said...

Steve-O: "The last time this many nobodies got roasted, at least the band Great White was playing."





Hahahahahahahahahaha

Spaceman Spiff said...

press conference hilarity

Meg said...

Fuck people if they can't take a mr. falcon joke. They know what a roast is, right? Jesus Christ, uptight people fucking ruin the world

tem said...

Steve-O: "The last time this many nobodies got roasted, at least the band Great White was playing."



sorry, i LOLed

tem said...

"press conference hilarity"

i like the fact that the person with the iphone looks like the screen is all fucked up. cracked up city.

Aitch said...

I actually thought it was pretty funny, but of course people are all pissy about it.

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

Steve-O: "The last time this many nobodies got roasted, at least the band Great White was playing."

fuck it i aint scurred

no clue what this means

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

"Actor Jay Mohr says in Los Angeles Superior Court documents he wants to add the surname of his wife, actress Nikki Cox, to his own."

what a pussy

and the name is cocks no less

Aitch said...

It is a reference to the Station night clib fire.

Meg said...

Wow. I don't even know what to say

tem said...

even i know what it refers to

Aitch said...

Jay Mohr Cox. That's pretty funny.

tem said...

"Actor Jay Mohr says in Los Angeles Superior Court documents he wants to add the surname of his wife, actress Nikki Cox, to his own."

what a pussy

and the name is cocks no less"



he needs publicity.

Meg said...

"Actor Jay Mohr says in Los Angeles Superior Court documents he wants to add the surname of his wife, actress Nikki Cox, to his own."

what a pussy

and the name is cocks no less



This was like 2 years ago

Spaceman Spiff said...

i had to google 'great white band'

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

"It is a reference to the Station night clib fire."

the one in beantown?

Mize said...

"what a pussy

and the name is cocks no less"


Fucking El Cumdrino

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

or new england area i guess i dont even know where it was

Meg said...

"It is a reference to the Station night clib fire."



The origin of O:FB

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

either way it's funny

Aitch said...

"the one in beantown?"

It was actually in West Warwick, RI.

Meg said...

the one in beantown?



Road* Island

Aitch said...

Yea people need to lighten up for sure

Aitch said...

I actually dated a girl who was a survivor. It really did fuck her up in the head. NS.

Meg said...

Motherfuckers will fight if I play Once Bitten Twice Shy on stage.

/H

Meg said...

Bold

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