Thursday, September 08, 2011

Football is back!

Really I should stop there, because I'm not going to say anything better than that. I had my last draft last night. On the way to the draft I was listening to sports talk and heard the rumor that Peyton Manning may have had another procedure on his neck and could be out the entore year. He did not get drafted until the 12th round. In my draft the other day he was taken in the 4th.

Dap report: Those of you on twitter may know, but I saw someone dap himself in the mirror at the gym last night. Not a good look...

Mize tweet of the week: "I try not to say I hate anybody, but I fucking hate Lil B. He raps like I did when I was 12."

From that, I picture Mize at 12 like it was in the movie 8 mile...people randomly breaking out in rap battles.

Got a few more restaurant suggestions for the summit. They are The Shady Grove, The Kerbey Lane Cafe, Trudy's (mexican), and Bone Daddy's. I've eaten at Bone Daddy's and Trudy's and both are good. Two weeks until the summit! We didn't get a chance to watch much football at the last summit since we all left on Sunday...looking forward to catching some games. I need to start making a playlist to torture H (not really) with on the way to Austin.

Mize...remember how I mentioned working overseas for big bucks? A guy I work with here in the guard does that. He is a weekend warrior, so he goes over seas for 8 months to a year, then comes back and pulls all his military days at once. He was in Cuba for 8 months recently and made about 90 grand or so. He is going to Afghanistan in about a month to the tune of 240k for a year from what I heard. His plan is to pull a few tours like that and save up enough to go to school full time. Check into that...if ya need some company names I can get that for you.

Dong is a word on words with friends. suite! /Lp

No here for this this weekend, I'm working. Free Sunday Ticket during week 1...take advantage!

152 comments:

Jugdish said...

wildfires about 80 miles from houston or so...pisses me off when i see people tossing their cigarette butts out their car window

Jugdish said...

Foster said he ran nearly full speed and was able to make cuts in his individual workout.

"I was running and cutting and frolicking," Foster said.




wussbag

Jugdish said...

prediction: Colts are down at the half, but when they take the field Caldwell is nowhere to be found on the sidelines. Instead, Peyton is calling the plays like Lance Harbor and they win on the hook and ladder play.

tem said...

Meiz and H can both go overseas and then become the new Blues.

Blue said...

" He did not get drafted until the 12th round. In my draft the other day he was taken in the 4th."


gotta love autodraft...i got him in the 1st round

El Padrino said...

just got in, first day of school had to drop the lil one off you know, make a big deal

El Padrino said...

cmep tried to make me cry, but i held up

El Padrino said...

then i frolicked down the block to the train

/arian foster

El Padrino said...

not for nothing but i make some gorgeous looking kids

Blue said...

i didn't go to the first day of school with my kid...all the other dad's did, i guess i'm a shitty father

Blue said...

"on Wednesday morning at around 11 a.m., as she was out getting some exercise, Reese Witherspooon was struck by a car in Santa Monica."


tem is horrified

El Padrino said...

meiz lewinsky is lonley, thats all you son

El Padrino said...

tp must be loving this peyton situation

El Padrino said...

see the new espn deal with nfl

El Padrino said...

"NFL 32" = Around the league live

espn trying to be a mini nfl network all the while trying to cede to the other sports they cover

espn is a monster bro

El Padrino said...

that colt owner is a weird dude

El Padrino said...

nyjer morgan showing what a punk fool he really is again

Tyler said...

As long as that Mexican food joint serves real Mexican food and not Tex-Mex, I am down. I can't stand Tex-Mex.

Tyler said...

A couple of years ago I visited a friend on the east coast and her friend said we should go get mexican food. We ended up at a Tex-Mex joint, and I had to stop eating halfway through my burrito. That is terrible food.

Tyler said...

Texas should start fucking up other foods, like Tex-I-talian. Or Tex-Sushi.

Tyler said...

Wait, belay that last comment, I don't want to give Texas any idears.

El Padrino said...

authentic mexican food is the shit

El Padrino said...

gumby you're better than this

Jugdish said...

its tex mex i think

Jugdish said...

tyler is LPish with his mexican food

El Padrino said...

shitty mexican food is the worse though, he's got a point

El Padrino said...

spiff would agree and he's part mexican

Jugdish said...

but all tex mex is not shitty

Spaceman Spiff said...

back from hawaii, spent a few days at the new disney resort. was suite because the place wasnt disney'd out. havent been on a water slide in a minute. the 'infinity' style jacuzzis were great, buffet sucked really bad though

El Padrino said...

"havent been on a water slide in a minute"

OMG OMG OMG OMG IIIII
LOOOVVVEE WATER SLIDES

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

/Tom Brady

Spaceman Spiff said...

"wft? gsp vs diaz is off? now carlos condit gets a title shot? wft?

and koscheck vs hughes instead of sanchez vs hughes?"


diaz is weird, skipped the pressers, only had to show up to one and he was ducking dana and his own coach

sanchez broke his hand or his arm, hughes said ok to kos or fitch, of course the UFC hates fitch so kos got the fight

El Padrino said...

looks nice spiff

overall you like hawaii? like i hear it's overated and you go alot cuz your girl and shit so whats your honest opinion about it

Spaceman Spiff said...

hopefully BJ doesnt get fitch now

Tyler said...

"tyler is LPish with his mexican food"

I live in Southern California bro, it's the mecca for Mexican food.

Tyler said...

Outside of Mexico, that is.

Tyler said...

And I was going to start off my comment with, "Not to go all LP about Mexican food but..."

Jugdish said...

outside of the nyc mexican restaurants that is

Blue said...

"overall you like hawaii? like i hear it's overated and you go alot cuz your girl and shit so whats your honest opinion about it"

I just got asked this question the other day because i've been 6 times.

If i lived on the east coast, i'd never go to Hawaii, it's cool and all but in the end you're just as good off going to a caribbean resort, and you don't have to fly all day to get there.

Blue said...

mexican food in mexico is not good

Tyler said...

"mexican food in mexico is not good"

This is correct. I think they intentionally change it for americans.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"overall you like hawaii? like i hear it's overated and you go alot cuz your girl and shit so whats your honest opinion about it"

usually dont dont do tourist stuff like the disney resort when i go, we just went because it just opened and the family wanted to check it out.

generally tourists chill at a beach most of the time, im not a fan of that. my experiece there is different because of all the family/friend meetups and my costs are way below a general tourists, i only pay for a plane ticket and sometimes not even that, so i love it

Blue said...

I like Hawaii for a couple reasons though. You don't need a passport. My money works there without some crappy exchange rate and foreign currency fee on my credit card. There is some cool shit to see if you're into that kind of stuff, like USS Arizona, or Mauna Kea and lava fields. All 5 islands are significanly different, so if you go back to a different island it's a new adventure.

Tyler said...

And everywhere I went, there were signs that said, "The REAL Taco Bell", which did not help their case.

Tyler said...

"You don't need a passport."

Jesus Christ man, get a passport, see the world; stop being such a pussy.

Blue said...

"Jesus Christ man, get a passport, see the world; stop being such a pussy."

ok, don't have to wait in long customs lines when I get off the plane

/fixed

Tyler said...

"You don't need a passport."

America is a nation ruled by fear.

Blue said...

"America is a nation ruled by fear"

and idiots

Spaceman Spiff said...

keeper autodraft didnt go well at all, jeebus

Blue said...

i like jug's idear of peyton manning calling all the plays

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, skins/gints standard bet?

Tyler said...

"keeper autodraft didnt go well at all, jeebus"

Yes, I missed the first couple of rounds and autodraft screwed me; ESPN rankings are bullshit.

El Padrino said...

blue wtf happened to eddie royal again?

El Padrino said...

EP, skins/gints standard bet?

yes

El Padrino said...

ESPN rankings are bullshit.

^^ im so pissed, i actually care about the keeper

not anymore

Spaceman Spiff said...

went to the hawaii/colorado game, blue owes me a name/pic

s

El Padrino said...

"If i lived on the east coast, i'd never go to Hawaii"

my thoughts exactly thanks

El Padrino said...

the mexican taco stand i had in cabo, was off the map, was awesome, best taco i ever had

Blue said...

"blue wtf happened to eddie royal again?"

he sucks i guess, i'm over giving him high expectations

he's probably their #2 this year, but Eric Decker will probably have more catches, and when Demaryius Thomas comes back, if he's healthy (AHIIK) he'll be ahead of Eddie as well.

Blue said...

Eddie was hurt last year a lot I guess, he had hip surgery as soon as the season ended.

but i've come to the conclusion that either his rookie year was a fluke or he just doesn't have good chemistry with Orton at all.

Blue said...

re:hawaii

there are some screaming deals though...my dad just got back from a week in Kauai, he paid $375 for seven nights at a one bedroom condo on the beach

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite

Blue said...

hilarity

Keef said...

Spiff has some dem tits ketching up to do

Keef said...

LP, your girl is on egotastic

Aitch said...

What's the difference between Mexican food and Tex-Mex? NS.

Keef said...

Chipolte* is Tex Mex

Keef said...

Tex Mex is when an American makes a meal and calls it Mexican food because they put salsa on it

Blue said...

from what I can decipher, tex mex has more cheese, gobs and gobs of it.

authentic mexican doesn't use cumin nor nearly as much meat, mostly beans(pinto)

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat san onofre nuclear power plant

Keef said...

I ♥ cumin

/LP

Spaceman Spiff said...

for reference

Blue said...

our office created a pigskin pick'em

costs $1 per week, i'm going against a bunch of chicks

don't have to pick against the spread or put in confidence points.

i'm gonna rule this

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Jay_Glazer Jay Glazer
While I'm hearing Manning hasn't had surgery yet, I wouldn't be surprised if he has it before the weekend!
"

glazer doesnt usually speculate right?

Spaceman Spiff said...

cant stand glazers non football news tweeting, but stay following for that kind of shit

Blue said...

some radio dude in Indy said manning either already had a 2nd surgery on monday, or was going to have one on this coming monday

and would be out for the year.

Blue said...

guess he tweeted that yesterday afternoon, and it created a shitstorm

El Padrino said...

yup

El Padrino said...

dat san onofre nuclear power plant

whoa

Jugdish said...

Tex Mex is when an American makes a meal and calls it Mexican food because they put salsa on it



i always get fajitas when i eat mexican food

Jugdish said...

no cheese

Keef said...

turd

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

nice

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Official: Sources say Manning had surgery this am - cervical fusion with 2-3 month minimum recovery.No word on whether he will be put on IR."

per mort though

Spaceman Spiff said...

i hurt myself today, to see if i still feel

/freak

Spaceman Spiff said...

"michaelombardi Michael Lombardi
Mannings has traveled all over the US trying to find a solution for his cervical problem,the latest recommendation resulted in surgery today
"

Aitch said...

Do the Colts win 6 games without Manning?

tem said...

yes because they play the jags and titans twice.

Keef said...

i hurt myself today, to see if i still feel

/sad freak





*fized

Keef said...

Rome just ran a guy for saying the Pistons suck balls

tem said...

fiber makes me fart a lot

Keef said...

fiber bars make you pass

/delux

El Padrino said...

Do the Colts win 6 games without Manning?

yes

Keef said...

Kerry Collins isn't the worse

Spaceman Spiff said...

"thejoshbaker Josh Baker
I might actually cry. This is not good. #peytonocalypse
"


bahahahahaa

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Do the Colts win 6 games without Manning?"

i hope they win 12

El Padrino said...

they have 6 primetime games, nbc can only flex out of one of them

Jugdish said...

"thejoshbaker Josh Baker
I might actually cry. This is not good. #peytonocalypse



wussbag

Keef said...

I'm glad I kept Witten over Dallas Clark in the keeper

Jugdish said...

exfmtem

El Padrino said...

if Kubiak doesn't win division now he's gone

Aitch said...

I think I am benching Austin Collie this week.

Keef said...

beef jerky is so good

Keef said...

you should bench collie every week

Keef said...

that way he doesn't get concussed again

Blue said...

so i'm riding sam bradford to the fnfl playoffs now in Yahoo!

thanks alot shitty yahoo autopick

Jugdish said...

if Kubiak doesn't win division now he's gone



yes. only reason he is still there is they didn't want to deal with a coaching change while the lockout was going on

Blue said...

wade phillips to the rescue for the texans

Blue said...

tennessee will win that division with only 7 wins making Matt Hasselbeck the greatest clutch QB of all time

Keef said...

We're gonna take the ball and we're gonna score!!

Blue said...

"Mannings has traveled all over the US trying to find a solution for his cervical problem"


i always knew he had a cervix

Keef said...

We're gonna take the ball and we're gonna score!!



To his credit, he didn't throw the winning TD pass

Keef said...

all the other kids with the pumped up kicks
you beter run better run outrun my gun

Keef said...

Saw a car pulled off to the side of the freeway with a flat tire. There was a smoking hot chick in a sundress sanding by. I would of* pulled over to help but there was already 2 dudes there helping

ns

tem said...

"To his credit, he didn't throw the winning TD pass"

i thought he did

Keef said...

i thought he did




I have no idear why I said didn't

El Padrino said...

#sundressmonth

Aitch said...

"Saw a car pulled off to the side of the freeway with a flat tire. There was a smoking hot chick in a sundress sanding by. I would of* pulled over to help but there was already 2 dudes there helping"

It's ok. It was setup to mug you anyways.

El Padrino said...

racist

Blue said...

wop

tem said...

"It's ok. It was setup to mug you anyways."


^^^^

Jugdish said...

i got robbed by a sweet little old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it comin!

/keef

Aitch said...

"racist"

What in that story suggested she was a minority?

Blue said...

I think this kid might be kenny powers' long lost son

El Padrino said...

"racist"

What in that story suggested she was a minority

was s

El Padrino said...

take the 4.5 tonight

lock it up

Keef said...

h is so gullible

El Padrino said...

didnt think i needed an s there

Keef said...

time to DL tha carter IV

Keef said...

just to piss mize off

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

bye LP, miss your face

Keef said...

csil says miss your face all the time. Drives me crazy

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo up

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

Wow, Kid Rock. The NFL is breaking out the big guns

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh man, footyball

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat back shoulder

Spaceman Spiff said...

fumblllllllllllllllle

Keef said...

BEAT


DOWN

Keef said...

Is it too late to take the over?

Spaceman Spiff said...

bj penn vs nick diaz now

Keef said...

The Saints should put some cleats on

Spaceman Spiff said...

sproles did

Spaceman Spiff said...

i forgot about baseball today

NS

Spaceman Spiff said...

ichiro with a bomb, suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

goddman, suite kick return

Jugdish said...

glad football is back...stupid packers though

Jugdish said...

glad i got starks on 2 of 3 fantasy teams

Jugdish said...

come on saints...pass play on that

Todd Packer said...

"come on saints...pass play on that"

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