Monday, September 19, 2011

Can't wait!

It's summit week, bro. LP, TP, spiff, Beth, get your goddamned tickets. Am I weird to be as excited as I am about this weekend? I mean, it's just a meeting of idiots with nothing better to do, right? Anyway, this is how I am feeling about this coming weekend right now.

This was a fought weekend for my team, real and fantasy. ASU, tOSU, and the goddamn Bengals all lost. The Reds lost at least 2/3 to the Breer's and maybe even got swept, I dunno because I stopped paying attention. My fmlb team is down 7-3 in the championship but luckily it's a 2 week matchup so there's still time. And my $ FFL lost because the guy I was playing against has Romo, Austin, Maclin, Gronkowski, Ray Rice, Mendenhall, and Jordy Nelson. Our league is in its 5th season and he set the all-time weekly scoring record. Fucking woe.

At HD, we have a 2 hour store meeting like once every other month, and last night we had one. Afterwards, some of us went to the bar for a drink because one of the dudes there is a Marine and he's going to Afghanistan for 7 months. Believe it or not, he is the first person I've known, personally, that is in the military and getting deployed. Kind of a weird feeling. I know the dude pretty well, and he just turnt 21. So we did a jaguar bomb and I told him when he gets back that we'll go out for another one. I know noone cares about that story, but whatever. Maybe jug does a little.

Blue, give me a name/pic for the Bengals/Broncos game. And mize, give me a name/pic for the Mayweatheer fight. Whoever posts it first, I'll do that one first. 3 days for bolth.

I think that's enough. TWSS

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Blue said...

keith-your name is "you're welcome"

your pic

tem said...

good pic

Aitch said...

I care about that story. I have a lot if military friends and it definitely sucks when they get deployed.

tem said...

vick fumbled away my fantasy win.

didn't help that i had fred jackson and stevie johnson on my bench and reggie wayne and ced benson in my starting lineup.

oh well, it's september bro. lots of time to get the fantasy wheels on straight.

tem said...

what is a jaguar bomb?

Aitch said...

EP, I think "spit and bird wire" is the same as saying ducts tape and bubble gum. Like something being fixed half-assed

tem said...

for what it is worth my UFC picks for saturday's fights would have been mostly wrong. although i would have gotten the jake battle correct.

other than that, i think i would have gotten the ultimate fighter guy with long hair losing right and the macdonald fight right.

Aitch said...

Jaguar bomb shelter = Jager bomb autocorrected by the iPad

Aitch said...

Meiz, yes I will have my laptop.

tem said...

keef,

i get to austin at like 10pm

Depart 6:30PM Columbus (CMH)
Arrive 8:15PM Dallas (DFW)


Depart 9:25PM Dallas (DFW)
Arrive 10:15PM Austin (AUS)

Aitch said...

I've had the minivan for the 6 weeks. I've already had to replace the tie rods, put in a new battery and replace the alternator. My boss is a fine upstanding citizen let me tell you.

Aitch said...

I am psyched for this weekend too.

Aitch said...

Carl Crawford posted an apology for his awful season on his ESPNBoston blog. Hilarity and pathetic all at the same time.

Aitch said...

O swear I feel like I recognize the faces of half of Spiff's 'Dem' links.

Aitch said...

7 days smoke free. Woot!

Blue said...

but mostly hilarity

Aitch said...

Netflix is copying gamely and gonna start renting video games.

Aitch said...

How's that ESPN team doing, Blue?

Blue said...

about as well as any fantasy team that I have autodraft

Blue said...

my yahoo team has jamaal charles and peyton manning. picks 1 and 2.

probably not gonna do to swell this season

Blue said...

and talking shit on a team that you inherited is weaksause*

tem said...

Jaguar bomb shelter = Jager bomb autocorrected by the iPad


oh, i thought maybe a jaguar bomb was something cool i'd never heard of.

Blue said...

jaguar bomb

El Padrino said...

"I know noone cares about that story, but whatever."

I care.

USA USA USA

tell him el padrino from brooklyn says thank you

El Padrino said...

EP, I think "spit and bird wire" is the same as saying ducts tape and bubble gum. Like something being fixed half-assed

wrong

El Padrino said...

did i say bird wire? it's baling wire

like thin steel wire

El Padrino said...

"7 days smoke free. Woot!"

only time i'm willing to root for boston...keep it up...

El Padrino said...

firetoddhaley.com


moving along

El Padrino said...

not happy cuse is out of the big east

El Padrino said...

texas leaving big twelve too

all this movement is just weird

El Padrino said...

Who will score the MOST points this week? Detroit

Who will score the FEWEST points this week? Seattle


damn wish i need a tie breaker

Aitch said...

You said baling wire. I just misremembered when I was typing. So what did he mean then?

Aitch said...

Just busting balls, Blue. Don't get all Meizy.

El Padrino said...

"You said baling wire. I just misremembered when I was typing. So what did he mean then?"

apparetely it was a WW1 when a soilder ran out of ammo they would say well we cant throw spit and baling wire out there

or something like that

Blue said...

so, it's being resourceful?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Netflix is copying gamely and gonna start renting video games."

just read that email, now their customers have to visit 2 sites if they have dvds'games and streaming? the fuck? they stay failing

Aitch said...

"they stay failing"

This

El Padrino said...

it's over for netflix

Aitch said...

It's over for your face

Spaceman Spiff said...

netflix DVD service will be called qwikster but

"Number one is that they didn't secure the Twitter handle @Qwikster or the homophone domain Quickster.com. Based on his tweets, @Qwikster is a young male who likes to smoke pot more than he likes to tweet. Quickster is owned by a domain name squatter advertising various types of flooring. "

El Padrino said...

love the bills unis with the white helmet

El Padrino said...

it's like a al davis is running netflix

El Padrino said...

Da'Norris

fucking jilarity

this black people and the names

Tyler said...

Neapolitan Triple-Double Oreos are about to be consumed.

Tyler said...

We need to invent the jaguar bomb.

El Padrino said...

man mayweather hit him with a two piece and a biscuit son

Tyler said...

"I've already had to replace the tie rods, put in a new battery and replace the alternator."

Good lord.

Tyler said...

The strawberry in the Neapolitan Triple-Double Oreos is very overpowering. Five minutes later and I still have the aftertaste. Need water, STAT.

Aitch said...

"Good lord."

No shit. At least the company mechanic did the tie rods for me. The other 2 things, not so much.

Aitch said...

Pulled the alternator from a junkyard, so I'm sure I'll have to do it again soon.

You're welcome said...

"keef,

i get to austin at like 10pm"


Cool. I get there at like 6:30. What's the hotel?

Tyler said...

"Pulled the alternator from a junkyard, so I'm sure I'll have to do it again soon."

Yep. I used to buy referb alternators and like clock-work they would go out at the same time every year. I would get the hook-up because my Dad knew the parts-store owner and he'd basically give me the core-charge price but they still went out at the worst possible times (i.e. - going to or coming home from work) so it was a giant pain-in-the-ass.

You're welcome said...

better get that minivan fixed before the baby gets here

Tyler said...

"i get to austin at like 10pm


Cool. I get there at like 6:30."

Is that Friday or Thursday?

Aitch said...

that's Thursday. Jug and I are getting there Friday afternoon.

You're welcome said...

tesus played WR yesterday?

Tyler said...

Ok, unless his flight changed again, I believe Mize and I are arriving Friday morning.

You're welcome said...

Is that Friday or Thursday?



Yes

You're welcome said...

3166
Sep 22
Depart Phoenix (PHX) at 02:25 PM
Arrive in Austin (AUS) at 06:35 PM

Aitch said...

"they still went out at the worst possible times"

Yes mine died after my show Friday night/Saturday morning. Thank god I was still in the parking lot of the club and not on the highway. I had a wedding Saturday afternoon, so first thing in the morning Saturday I had to run down with my buddy to pull the old one out, bring it 25 miles away to the junkyard to match it up, then back to the car to put it in, then 30 miles to my house to do the triple s and change into my tux, then back to the wedding 30 miles away. it was a crazy morning.

Aitch said...

And no Keef I didn't get married

Blue said...

"tesus played WR yesterday?"

yep, when Eddie Royal got hurt, they only had 2 WRs.

he was only in for like 3 or 4 plays and they never even looked at him in the routes

Blue said...

the crowd went nuts the first time he ran onto the field, they didn't realize he was the emergency WR

Tyler said...

I would have an extra one in the trunk ready to go especially if you're driving the van to the hospital on your special day I'm just sayin.

You're welcome said...

"And no Keef I didn't get married"


Keep that kid illegitimate


s

Tyler said...

Or you could just call a taxi.

Blue said...

but he'd probably stiff them on the tip

Blue said...

i want a taxi opinion from H


if a taxi has a sign on the outside of it that says it accepts credit cards...and then I get in that taxi, and then when i get to the place i'm going, he tells me he doesn't accept credit cards...does that douchebag deserve a tip?

Blue said...

or is it my fault for not asking before I got in the Cab?

You're welcome said...

why would you need to axe if the sign said it accepts them?

You're welcome said...

that's false advertising

Blue said...

exactly...ran into this more than once recently

Tyler said...

So there is a list of things for FMTyler's Dad to do the day of the wedding, and it is turning out to be a very long list. He likes to talk to people and is not very good with the follow-through. I am starting to get very worried about this.

El Padrino said...

mad people hate when you use the plastic

Spaceman Spiff said...

let FMT worry about it

El Padrino said...

men do this for wedding
(make sure quality is good to high)

food
music

show up


that is all

tem said...

"Cool. I get there at like 6:30. What's the hotel?"

Holliday Inn
AUSTIN-TOWN LAKE
20 NORTH IH-35
AUSTIN, TX 78701
Front Desk: 1-512-4728211

Blue said...

thought you were staying at the embassy sweets

tem said...

i get in thursday.

leave early AM monday.

tem said...

"thought you were staying at the embassy sweets"

dunno where i am staying fri-sun. jug booked those rooms.

i just know where i am staying thursday.

Aitch said...

Um, I don't know what the laws are in your state and/or town, but Boston cabs are required by law to have a working credit card machine. It's common here though that they try to get away with saying they are broken, but once you tell them that the car shouldn't be on the road then, they change their tune. If I was you, I wouldn't tip them because they are trying to be shady. And if you cab it a lot, then you should look up the rules and laws in your town and state. If they are required to have them by law, then you should report their medallion number to the local PD or whoever handles livery and hackney licensing in your area.

Aitch said...

Most cab drivers don't like plastic cuz it leaves a paper trail. Also, card companies charge 3% to merchants for the privledge of accepting their card as payment, so you lose 3% of the fare off the top.

Aitch said...

3% doesn't sound like much, but over the course of a day/week/year it adds up.

Mize said...

"man mayweather hit him with a two piece and a biscuit son"


Thief.

El Padrino said...

Michael Symon cooks using five ingredients in less than five minutes for less than $5.

hi Claire

Tyler said...

"let FMT worry about it"

She already is worrying about it, and is starting to send me emails about it, so I am starting to worry about it. Chain-reaction.

Aitch said...

Weddings are so much fun to plan huh?

Aitch said...

I mentioned in passing a few months ago how the summit was now T's bachelor party. Now gfH keeps bringing it up. Damn women

Tyler said...

And she emails me about every problem right now.

Aitch said...

When I mentioned it, I even said we were joking that it was his party, not that it actually was. Devil is in the details I guess.

Tyler said...

"Weddings are so much fun to plan huh?"

I seriously suggest just going to the court and getting it done there. Save the money. At one point when we only had about $3000 in deposits paid out we seriously thought about going to Vegas one weekend. This was before the invitations officially went out.

You're welcome said...

"I mentioned in passing a few months ago how the summit was now T's bachelor party. Now gfH keeps bringing it up. Damn women"


You should tell her it's Jug's, Tem's, & Tyler's bachelor party all in 1

You're welcome said...

Once you tell her that it's also a baby shower for you she'll change her tune. Chicks love getting gifts, especially when it comes to babies

El Padrino said...

Now gfH keeps bringing it up. Damn women


1. rookie mistake

2. can we change gfh to bmh?

El Padrino said...

as far as cmep knows, i've never been to a bachelor party or a strip club

El Padrino said...

well outside of my own of course

Tyler said...

Aitch, you should get her a "Everything's Bigger in Texas" shirt and say it was an LOV baby-shower gift. The rest of the gifts were lap-dances.

Aitch said...

"Aitch, you should get her a "Everything's Bigger in Texas" shirt and say it was an LOV baby-shower gift. The rest of the gifts were lap-dances."

You gonna come to the funeral when she murders me?

You're welcome said...

as far as anthony knows, he doesn't think that I think he's been to a bachelor party or a strip club

/cmlp

*fized

You're welcome said...

"You gonna come to the funeral when she murders me?"

You should bolth* go to anger management class. Maybe you can get a group discount

Aitch said...

So fdumbass that I am, I could have sworn that I had picked KC in week 1 in the survival pick em. So I thought I was eliminated week 1 and didn't bother making a pick this week. Turns out I had picked AZ and now I'm eliminated for not making a pick. Good job, H.

El Padrino said...

can i get the mike vick hit please or is nbc being a cockblocker

You're welcome said...

"fdumbass"

fucking dumbass?
future dumbass?
fat dumbass?

El Padrino said...

"I could have sworn that I had picked KC in week 1 in the survival pick em. So I thought I was eliminated week 1 and didn't bother making a pick this week."

fucking keef strikes again

makes sense too, first an attack on the ny guy then the boston guy

You're welcome said...

"fucking keef strikes again

makes sense too, first an attack on the ny guy then the boston guy"



Fuck the east coast

Tyler said...

"You should bolth* go to anger management class."

Yes, it does not sound like this union is going to end well.

El Padrino said...

how old is bmh?

Tyler said...

Have you decided on a name yet? May I recommend H2 if it's a boy.

Tyler said...

Our IT department is the worst. They run patches on all of the servers, including the web server, during working hours. Totally convenient for everyone involved.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"can i get the mike vick hit please or is nbc being a cockblocker"

no hit, got wrapped up and on the way to the ground, his head hit his teammate and he got concussed

so there was a hit, got it

watch this instead

Tyler said...

Unless of course they are reading my browsing history, then they are the best IT department in the history of IT departments.

Spaceman Spiff said...

that angle makes it look like he can fly

El Padrino said...

nice julio jones gif, can i have the vick one now please

El Padrino said...

"Our IT department is the worst. They run patches on all of the servers, including the web server, during working hours."

they do this here too

super annoying

Spaceman Spiff said...

isnt a concussion a minimum of a week off

Spaceman Spiff said...

may need fitzpatrick for a spot start

El Padrino said...

think so, suite for gmen

El Padrino said...

that's fitzy

/sports guy

You're welcome said...

can't believe my $ ffl team is 0-2. It's stacked

You're welcome said...

chris johnson sucks donkey ballz

You're welcome said...

but spiff says nerve* to sit him

You're welcome said...

fucking spiff

Aitch said...

"fucking dumbass?
future dumbass?
fat dumbass?"

typo

Spaceman Spiff said...

"but spiff says nerve* to sit him"

meiz said it first

and you would have lost anyways

El Padrino said...

hc in ten is not giving cj the ball 35 times a game

not going to happen anymore

Spaceman Spiff said...

maybe you should bench him though to get him going then start him the next week

You're welcome said...

we have 6 for the summit, right? So jug won't need a rollaway bed

You're welcome said...

maybe you should bench him though to get him going then start him the next week




I think that's a good idear

Spaceman Spiff said...

how pissed is harbaugh gonna be when carroll gets his guy next year

Spaceman Spiff said...

"According to Boston.com: Patriots TE Aaron Hernandez (14 rec, 2 TD) will miss 1-2 weeks due to sprained MCL..."

O:FB

Aitch said...

When do teams unlock for roster moves in the keeper league?

El Padrino said...

how pissed is harbaugh gonna be when carroll gets his guy next year

chiefs

Spaceman Spiff said...

you talking about waivers?

Aitch said...

yea. I went to put in a claim and i couldn't drop anyone.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"chiefs"

yea, there are other possibilities, but shit would be hilarity, would kill harbaugh inside

Spaceman Spiff said...

"yea. I went to put in a claim and i couldn't drop anyone."

it says when the waiver will clear, think its thursdays for the keeper

El Padrino said...

def, can always trade

expensive trade though

Aitch said...

it says locked next to all my players except the ones on the can't cut list. those say can't drop.

Spaceman Spiff said...

straight dropping might be locked because the week isnt over, monday game

El Padrino said...

good call on FSU blue

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh man, orioles aint fucking around with this spoiler crap, ended the angels season, just got hired by O:FB

You're welcome said...

fucking h

You're welcome said...

They play football on Mondays too, h


S

You're welcome said...

Should I pick up Keller or Fred Davis to replace Vern?

Blue said...

"good call on FSU blue"

hey, that needleneck freshman QB almost won the game for them

El Padrino said...

keller

Blue said...

"Should I pick up Keller or Fred Davis to replace Vern?"

is gates available?

You're welcome said...

is gates available?



He was picked up last week

Aitch said...

well in Y! you can make changes to the following week's roster even if games are still going on. That's why I was asking.

El Padrino said...

gates wasnt drafted

what is going on

Blue said...

lonely island on the emmys

Blue said...

i particularly like the part where they freak bill macy

You're welcome said...

well in Y! you can make changes to the following week's roster even if games are still going on. That's why I was asking.



I blocked pickups for people living east of Ohio

Blue said...

fucking ohio

Blue said...

bet on the CU/tOSU game?

You're welcome said...

"gates wasnt drafted

what is going on"




Crazy, huh?

You're welcome said...

"bet on the CU/tOSU game?"


Ok, loser has to have a pic of him & his wife for a week

You're welcome said...

We'll use point spread

Blue said...

i don't think i have a picture of me and my wife

Aitch said...

"i don't think i have a picture of me and my wife"

ROMANCE!


Though I'm sure that comment was S

You're welcome said...

"i don't think i have a picture of me and my wife"


OK, you have to have a pic of you and hot receptionist

Blue said...

i'm looking to see what I got

Blue said...

i know i don't have a picture of me and the receptionist

Blue said...

i delete those, not just hide them in my phone

Blue said...

because of the hackers, you know

Blue said...

op found one

ok, i'm game

You're welcome said...

"i delete those, not just hide them in my phone"


Good move

/h

Aitch said...

Keith, I will honestly say that your memory astonishes me. NS. You remeber like everything that has ever been discussed here. It is pretty impressive.

Aitch said...

*remember

You're welcome said...

i can't remember important shit, though.

Blue said...

this is important

You're welcome said...

no

/cmblue

Blue said...

looking in my liquor cabinet last night, i realized i've almost finished my 3rd bottle of tequila in like 6 weeks.

Blue said...

this prompted cmblue to tell me I have a drinking problem


which i responded to, the only problem is when I run out of tequila

You're welcome said...

we went to the comedy club on Saturday night and it was a 2 drink minimum. So I had 2 bottles of Blue Moon & cmk had 2 amaretto sours. Total, with the 15% gratuity they add to the bill, was $39.

Blue said...

foo fighters are awesome

Blue said...

i've taken kindly to tequila and pepsi with a splash of lime juice...it's pretty damn good

You're welcome said...

This is the comic who was the opener this weekend. Dude is hilarity

El Padrino said...

i took a nap

zeke would be proud

El Padrino said...

"i've taken kindly to tequila and pepsi with a splash of lime juice...it's pretty damn good"

i dont have time for mixed drinks, its straight tequilla, ice cold, or whiskey or scotch room temp in between beers

El Padrino said...

but im proud of you blue
and so is meiz

El Padrino said...

basically food network starts

Spaceman Spiff said...

tampa 1.5 back

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Packers HC Mike McCarthy announced today that safety Nick Collins is out for the season due to his neck injury."

Spaceman Spiff said...

mariano record

El Padrino said...

so many out for the year injuries

wonder if no off-season played a role in that

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Ed Werder - Miles Austin (hamstring) is "more likely" out until Week 6 "

still had to go off yesterday fucking mr. falcon

skins though next week: dez/homo/felix/austin are all injured in some way

El Padrino said...

homo just a cracked rib, meida made it like he was byron leftwhich'ed the comeback or something

El Padrino said...

chan gailey has big ears

Aitch said...

mo Miles Austin hurts the Beantown Brawlers

El Padrino said...

piece

Spaceman Spiff said...

"@mortreport Tony Romo not just ribs. Reporting Punctured lung."

oh mort

Blue said...

fucking mort

You're welcome said...

homo just a cracked rib, meida made it like he was byron leftwhich'ed the comeback or something



So cracked ribs are pleasant?

Mike said...

no


/guy who jumped off bridge

You know my motto said...

dammit

You're welcome said...

Do they have bridges we can jump off of in Austin?

You know my motto said...

ill find some good ones. cow tipping too

Mize said...

"According to Boston.com: Patriots TE Aaron Hernandez (14 rec, 2 TD) will miss 1-2 weeks due to sprained MCL..."


Yes!

/Gronkowski owner

Mize said...

"hey, that needleneck freshman QB almost won the game for them"


Looked a LOT better than the starter

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