Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Bye Ozzie

We'll all miss Ozzie, but it was clear his time was up. I can't imagine he can coach the same team for more than 4 years before all the players and employees get sick of him. Yeah, he is hilarious at times, but at other times I am pretty sure he is mean and unreasonable. And 90% of the time uncomprehensible. In any case, in small doses he is great. But all day, every day....gotta go after awhile.


I watched my DVRs of Family Guy and American Dad from Sunday. Both shows were not that good. Family Guy was OK. American Dad was just effed up. It was like Little Shop of Horrors met Hot Tub Time Machine with that Cee Lo Greene guy thrown in for fun.


Retro Tem UFC Picks:

Rampage over Jones
Hughes over Kosckeck
Anyone non asian over anyone asian


In football news a shitty Cowboys team beat a shitty Redskins team and this means that Tony Romo is elite. He is tough apparently because he had a pin sized hole in his lung that sealed up in a day. I don't know if you guys know anyone who had a punctured lung, but generally they are real holes that don't heal within 48 hours. I am sure it hurt, but he isn't Superman. Plus he has access to pain killers none of us has even heard of. He probably took a pill specifically designed to plug lung holes. Like Fix-A-Flat for lungs.

I'm not sure but I think the Red Sox are choking it away. I am glad we weren't near H when they finally fall behind in the standings. That'll be a rough day for baby mama H.

The summit was awesome. Things we learned:

tem doesn't know how to pronounce pico de gallo
meiz likes normal looking chicks not super hot ones
everything except chilli cups and toast is bigger in texas.
tem snores a lot
all Pats except one guy are bad tippers
chicks in texas generally have vampire fangs or something wrong with their teeth
foreign bartender guy is trying to sell people jaguar bombs...orange fanta and jager
LSU fans are worse at holding their booze than WVU fans are
making fun of H's accent is never unfunny
meiz hates minivans. he breaks them.
Texas has 1,000,000 compact car parking spaces and 5 compact cars

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El Padrino said...

that game was brutal

tem said...

so is your face

El Padrino said...

i think there was an e:60 piece on guillen, i like him and i dont think he's mean, he speaks the truth

my bullpen sucks is not mean its fact

Beth said...

"Yeah, he is hilarious at times, but at other times I am pretty sure he is mean and unreasonable. And 90% of the time uncomprehensible. In any case, in small doses he is great. But all day, every day....gotta go after awhile."

This can also be said about EP.

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El Padrino said...

your lucky beth the cards couldnt beat stros

Beth said...

I'm not sure watching the Braves possibly limp into the playoffs only to get swept can be considered "lucky".

El Padrino said...

screw you feel my pain

El Padrino said...

you now know why i cry

tem said...

"i like him and i dont think he's mean, he speaks the truth"

sometimes the truth is mean.

tem said...

sometimes the lady that cleans the clubhouse doesn't want to know her ass is big.

tem said...

"you now know why i cry"

she is ok with being under 5'9"

tem said...

did fmtyler ask lots of questions about the summit?

fmtem was all about the play by play even though she has no idea who any of you are.

Beth said...

"you now know why i cry"

Cause you're a wuss?

El Padrino said...

that's an arnie line from T2

herbs

Beth said...

"that's an arnie line from T2"

Doesn't change the fact that you're a wuss.

s

tOSU sucks said...

kirsten dunst's tits are nice

cue tem's talk about her vampire teetch

Keef said...

Bartender chick had nice tits, but Kirstin Dunst's teef

Mize said...

The waitresses were unremarkable. I liked the Third Base one best.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Bartender chick had nice tits, but Kirstin Dunst's teef"

speaking of dunst

her mouth is closed and her tits are out, try not to look at her face

Spaceman Spiff said...

cowboys had like 7 fumbles/retard snaps and only lost one, cmon son, gotta be fucking kidding me

Keef said...

The waitresses were unremarkable


Wow. I don't even know what to say

tOSU sucks said...

that's the pic I was talking about spiff

tOSU sucks said...

"cowboys had like 7 fumbles/retard snaps and only lost one, cmon son, gotta be fucking kidding me"

that play from the shotgun where the ball was snapped past romo and he ran 12 yards back to get it, then completed it for a 2 yard pass was hilarity

Mize said...

"Wow. I don't even know what to say"

I'm fairly confident LP would agree with me.

tOSU sucks said...

can we get some visual evidence

tOSU sucks said...

and ep would have wanted to sex that chick..i can say that without even seeing her

Keef said...

LP wil fuck anything with a hole

Keef said...

I'm fairly confident LP would agree with me.



The first 2 servers we had at Bikinis were >>>>>>>>>> than the Third Base server

El Padrino said...

"LP wil fuck anything with a hole"

and a pulse

a pulse is key

Mize said...

All they were was skinny. Nothing more.

El Padrino said...

i like meat on the bones

El Padrino said...

oh god detroit and buffalo a 3-0 so the media is writing "IF THEY FACE EACH OTHER IN THE SUPER BOWL" articles


awful

Aitch said...

"can we get some visual evidence"

Tyler expressly forbid me from posting the pictures.

Aitch said...

"The first 2 servers we had at Bikinis were >>>>>>>>>> than the Third Base server"

^^^ to infinity

tem said...

indeed. no photos.

you want to see what happened at the summit then go to the summit.

tem said...

**^^^ to how many dollars H owes tem


**fixed.

Aitch said...

yes, that's what I get for accepting a bet of infinity dollars.

El Padrino said...

does tyler have Seal face or something

Keef said...

"and a pulse

a pulse is key"



Wait, are we talking about necrophilia?

/tyler

El Padrino said...

you'll never see it tem

Aitch said...

95% of the Twin Peaks girls were >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3rd Base waitress

El Padrino said...

was tyler there? ive heard nothing about his shenanigans

El Padrino said...

did cmk ask questons like fmtem?

Aitch said...

Tyler was pretty low key. I just made sure to get pictures of him with the waitresses wherever we went.

Keef said...

"did cmk ask questons like fmtem?"


Not really probing like trying to find out any shenanigans. Just "how was it" type questions

El Padrino said...

Half of Philly's 20 somethings unemployed...

Keef said...

"Tyler was pretty low key. I just made sure to get pictures of him with the waitresses wherever we went."

And the hot cougar that sat next to us who told gully H she was engaged but she was really married for 10 years

El Padrino said...

"Tyler was pretty low key. I just made sure to get pictures of him with the waitresses wherever we went."

and he doesnt want you to post them here out of fear and terror for the wrath of fmtyler could unleash if she were to stumble upon them

El Padrino said...

And the hot cougar that sat next to us who told gully H she was engaged but she was really married for 10 years


shoulda finger banged her

/tjw

tem said...

@ femtem's bachlorette party one of femtem's friends got finger banged at a bar.

tem said...

cue the "it was fem tem" jokes

tem said...

cue the "it was fem tem" jokes

Keef said...

haha, femtem got finger banged at her bach party

Keef said...

hopefully she didn't get banged by the penis cake

El Padrino said...

haha, femtem got finger banged at her bach party

^^^^^

hope you got a hand job at yours

El Padrino said...

finger bangin' was go to move in movie theaters

Aitch said...

The girls here int he office can't understand that we didn't really do any "sightseeing" in Texas. I told them that's what you do with significant others and family. When you're with the guys, you drink!

Aitch said...

Tyler has to tread lightly. H has blackmail.

Keef said...

tem's bach party is going to be tem, a backhoe, and an old car in a field

Keef said...

finger banging is like a 28th date move

/jug

Keef said...

Tyler has to tread lightly. H has blackmail in the form of bahhhh pics

*fized

Aitch said...

Oh and to answer EP's question about why Jug is blockt* from LOV. I guess it is the end of the fiscal year for them so they blocked all socail networking type sites to save bandwidth. I dunno...

Todd Packer said...

"tem's bach party is going to be tem, a backhoe, and an old car in a field"

there's a backhoe/blackhoe joke somewhere out there

Keef said...

blackhoe is redundant

/LP

Aitch said...

There were a lot of blackhoes at that n**** wedding I worked.

/EP

Todd Packer said...

"Oh and to answer EP's question about why Jug is blockt*"

can jug lov from his phone?

El Padrino said...

When you're with the guys, you drink then fall asleep!

/aitch

El Padrino said...

"Oh and to answer EP's question about why Jug is blockt*"

i didnt ask this i knew already

tem said...

"tem's bach party is going to be tem, a backhoe, and an old car in a field"


also there will be booze and some sort of explosives

tem said...

and don't tell me destroying a car with a backhoe and then subsequently blowing the car up doesn't sound fun.

Keef said...

i didnt ask this i knew already




hilarity

Aitch said...

Oh, sorry. Blue's question.

tem said...

all those white guys look alike to H

Keef said...

meiz likes normal looking chicks not super hot ones



Hot chicks have no effect on me

/mize

tem said...

That dunst pic is nice

Aitch said...

Agreed

tem said...

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tOSU sucks said...

to many pics to handle

tOSU sucks said...

too many of the same pics to handle

i don't know if they're coming or going

tem said...

had to change mine because it was too much of same pic.

i keep getting Keith and H confused.

Beth said...

Even though I don't have time for this shit, I'd still wear this bra.

SFW

tem said...

you don't wear bras

Beth said...

Well IF I wore a bra...



AHIIK

/keef

Keef said...

you started the ahiik

Beth said...

Yeah, but you took it to the next level.

Keef said...

you mean beat it into the ground?

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Keef said...

I wish we had gotten a pic of dat ass that mize wouldn't go out of his way to gawk at

Keef said...

Looks like AZ is the suicide pick this week

tem said...

GB and TB

tem said...

or whoever plays the lions and bills.

they both lose this week.

tOSU sucks said...

green bay is the pick

Spaceman Spiff said...

"they both lose this week."

suh is gonna be kill romo, it will be awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Texans are releasing former feature back Steve Slaton and promoting RB Chris Ogbonnaya from practice squad to take his place"

RIP steve slaton

Spaceman Spiff said...

gonna be kill is suite

tem said...

steve slaton died like 2 years ago.

tem said...

he'd be a good pick up for the cheifs.*

Keef said...

Raiders gonna beat the Pats

Pass the Lysol said...

"journey is like the mid-80's nickelback"


you don't know what you're talking about

Pass the Lysol said...

but I'm meh on Journey

Pass the Lysol said...

It's hard to accurately compare many bands in such different musical eras (80s and today) but the closest to Nickleback I can think of is post 1985 Def Leopard

Pass the Lysol said...

Leppard I mean

Keef said...

oh kod

Pass the Lysol said...

waiting on the kod 30 scroller


I just heard he died, I don't know anything about him

Tyler said...

"and he doesnt want you to post them here out of fear and terror for the wrath of fmtyler could unleash if she were to stumble upon them"

Yes, we are under two weeks away from the wedding. It is Defcon 1. After the wedding IDGAF, but right now I like sleeping in my own bed.

Keef said...

whatta* say about those vikings

Keef said...

Most chicks don't like seeing pics of their dude with other chicks who are hot and scantily clothed

Pass the Lysol said...

right? the Vikes never fail to find crazier ways to lose

Tyler said...

"Tyler has to tread lightly. H has blackmail."

I'm gonna go ahead and remind Aitch that I can easily photoshop a picture of him smoking and post it on his Facebook wall.

Keef said...

It's kind of like how they feel when they find pics of nekkid chicks in the phone of the their babydaddy

Pass the Lysol said...

I'm still holding out hope that he's bullshitting us and is gonna be a surprise guest.


Man, I wish I could have (ns). Still, it was good to get almost a week away from work.

Keef said...

I'm gonna go ahead and remind Aitch that I can easily photoshop a picture of him smoking and post it on his Facebook wall.




Then we can punch him in the face

Tyler said...

Yes, Summit 2.5 is to fly to Boston so we can punch him in the face at the airport and then turn around and fly back.

Keef said...

Yes, Summit 2.5 is to fly to Boston so we can punch him in the face at the airport and then turn around and fly back.



Best $500 ever spent

Tyler said...

"Texas has 1,000,000 compact car parking spaces and 5 compact cars"

This is truth.

tem said...

we'll just have aitch pay for it.

we can take it out of the infinity he owes me.

Keef said...

What's weird about the parking spots is they all had Compact Car written on them, but none of the spots were the same size

Keef said...

The Summit was a lot more mellow that I thought it would be

Keef said...

One of my favorite parts that I forgot about was when we were in Cheers, right before H wanted to fight the girl talking to tem. H told the bartender chick at least 3 times that he was from Boston, and then he got into a shit talking match with the Joakim Noah looking dude about the Red Sux & Astros

Aitch said...

I have no memory of this, therefore it never happened.

Aitch said...

I think Keef slipped me a roofie.

Aitch said...

Actually, it was probably Meiz who did.

Tyler said...

The Red Socks/Astros rivalry was hilarity.

Tyler said...

Next time I am going to take pictures of Aitch passed out for "blackmail".

Tyler said...

And don't think you're not going to be passing out at the next Summit.

Tyler said...

I am going to spell it Red Socks from now on. Sox is lame.

Tyler said...

White Socks too.

Tyler said...

Also hilarity was Aitch referring to Keith and I as "the rookies" for the entire weekend. And he was dead serious.

Tyler said...

If LP goes to Vegas next year, Aitch is gonna start yelling at him things like "Carry my bag rook!!!" and "Rook! My drink is warm, I need ice!!!"

Mize said...

Good news. Apparently, my whole department got sick during the Summit. Awesome timing.

ns

Keef said...

If LP goes to Vegas next year





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Mize said...

Summit III has to be within a year of yesterday so I can use my 2 hundo that Frontier gave me for the cancellation.

Aitch said...

1-0 Orioles...

Mize said...

I'm 100% down for Vegas now that I have bonus airfare.

Jugdish said...

The waitresses were unremarkable. I liked the Third Base one best.



i get to each his own, but the first part of that is crazy talk

Keef said...

Summit III has to be within a year of yesterday so I can use my 2 hundo that Frontier gave me for the cancellation


Opening weekend of NFL

Aitch said...

Jed Lowrie batting cleanup. Ugh.

Mize said...

"i get to each his own, but the first part of that is crazy talk"


Little 20 year old girls that have small asses and wear plenty of makeup are everywhere, man.

Mize said...

"Opening weekend of NFL"


That seems like it would be a popular and expensive weekend.

Jugdish said...

That seems like it would be a popular and expensive weekend.


i usually work that weekend too

Aitch said...

If the Sox could get any type of solid pitching this wouldnt be happening.

Tyler said...

It should be the weekend of 9/11 so we'll never forget.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"If O:FB didnt exist this wouldnt be happening."

*fized

Tyler said...

And I know you were concerned about hotel rates Mize but tourism in Vegas is still down so you can still find deals.

Spaceman Spiff said...

rays up 2-0

Jugdish said...

Little 20 year old girls that have small asses and wear plenty of makeup are everywhere, man.


not all the asses were little...and they were hot too. the chicks in the cowboys jersey and the saints jersey comes to mind

Jugdish said...

yanks laying down for rays...O:FB

Jugdish said...

Things we learned:

what tp looks like

Jugdish said...

and the mental imagine of him fighting a bum is more funny now

Mize said...

Oh, and now I'm catching the guilt trip because I got a ticket for game 1 of the playoffs, so now I can't go get the boat from up north. Yeah, like that was gonna happen.

Mize said...

"not all the asses were little...and they were hot too."


When in rome.

Mize said...

almost all it takes to be rendered hot is to not be fat.

Jugdish said...

damn

/rev

Jugdish said...

watching tera nova

Mize said...

Atlanta is a great sports town.

/Beth

Jugdish said...

what kind of seats did you get for game 1?

Jugdish said...

boston up 5-1

Tyler said...

Wow, Sox broke this game open.

Mize said...

"what kind of seats did you get for game 1?"


Upper deck. Just a single. Cmdeluxe go choosed in the lottery, and they already have tickets for all the games.

Tyler said...

There is a whole lot of Buckner in this Catching Hell doc.

Tyler said...

Also a Grady Little/Pedro sighting.

Jugdish said...

5-3 now

Keef said...

"And I know you were concerned about hotel rates Mize but tourism in Vegas is still down so you can still find deals."


Especially if you make it like a Saturday to Monday trip. Sunday nights are usually cheap if the Monday isn't a holiday

Keef said...

"Little 20 year old girls that have small asses and wear plenty of makeup are everywhere, man."


The first waitress we had on Saturday at Bikinis wasn't "little". And she had huge cans

Tyler said...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^TRUTH

Tyler said...

Truth was about the hotel rooms in vegas.

Keef said...

I was disappointed I didn't see a fully exposed tit this weekend

Todd Packer said...

"I was disappointed I didn't see a fully exposed tit this weekend"

h kept his shirt on

Mize said...

"The first waitress we had on Saturday at Bikinis wasn't "little". And she had huge cans"


She was there for like a half hour

Jugdish said...

yanks rays tied at 2

Mize said...

Regardless, I don't remember her.

Todd Packer said...

"and the mental imagine of him fighting a bum is more funny now"

i wouldn't call it a fight

Keef said...

She was there for like a half hour



Were you even there?

Keef said...

The first server was there all day. The fugly 2nd server showed up right before we left

Tyler said...

"She was there for like a half hour"

More like a half-minute. At our table.

Jugdish said...

remember the pissy waitress at champions when she found out we weren't staying for the fights that they weren't having?

Tyler said...

Oh Saturday. Yeah, she was there most of the time. Then we got the other girl that hated us.

Jugdish said...

who was that bitch talking to tem???

/H

Todd Packer said...

rays in trouble in the 6th

Tyler said...

"remember the pissy waitress at champions when she found out we weren't staying for the fights that they weren't having?"

Beth would defend her actions.

Todd Packer said...

3-2 yanks

Jugdish said...

doing laundry...just found the broken piece from the van

Jugdish said...

that morning when mize told me he "broke the van"...my first thought was "can you please narrow that down?"

Keef said...

"remember the pissy waitress at champions when she found out we weren't staying for the fights that they weren't having?"




Those 16 year old hostesses have it rough

Tyler said...

"can you please narrow that down?"

Hilarious

Tyler said...

This Bartman doc is pretty awesome.

Todd Packer said...

triple play, wow

Jugdish said...

Those 16 year old hostesses have it rough



and they are everywhere

/mize

Jugdish said...

5-0 hou

Jugdish said...

4-3 mess


/lp

Keef said...

Mize would be horrible to take to a scrip* club

Keef said...

*female strip club

Jugdish said...

not in the daytime, when all the hot chicks have shifts dance


s

Jugdish said...

have shifts dance?

Jugdish said...

two thoughts merged into one

Tyler said...

7-3 Sox.

Tyler said...

Skinny Miguel Cabrera sighting.

Jugdish said...

5-4 hou now

Keef said...

Red Sux game is blacked out on MLBN here. Weird

Keef said...

Bold

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