Tuesday, September 13, 2011

7 Minutes

So I have 7 minutes to write this post.

Several Tem thoughts:


1) I don't like it when that beach soccer stuff is on top plays. I don't even know what that sport is. I don't know the rules, I don't know where they are playing. Is it the USA? No idea. Anyway, it isn't a sport. Top plays should be reserved for football, baseball, basketball, hockey, golf, tennis, NASCAR if something flipped and exploded and olympic type sports if it during the Olympics or X-games. I might have missed a legit sport, but I know the soccer beach stuff isn't legit.

2) Tom Brady threw for a lot of yards. I guess he is good. My $$$ FNFL team played against him. I still won. Yay for Ced Benson. I have him and Vick. I need to trade for Plaxico so I can have more jailbirds.

3) Bowden had prostrate cancer in 2007. So did my dad. He got little nuclear pellets put in him that killed the cancer. He couldn't go near children for a few weeks. And nobody was supposed to be near his junk.

4) I think that fan bases decide way too early that they don't like their QB. Denver was booing Orton before he really did anything too bad. He was playing OK. tOSU started booing Bauserman even when he was making the smart play. He'd have a 2 man route, both men covered and he would throw it out of bounds. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO from the crowd. WTF? That's what he was supposed to do. Freakin' Pryor would have run out of bounds for a 6 yard loss. I think all the booing got to Bauserman because by the end of the game he was making bad throws. The fans already decided they want Moxton (or whatever) to come off the bench. Bring Moxton in and let Bauserman call the plays. Do what the Colts are 2 weeks from doing with Manning. Maybe Caldwell can coach tOSU once the fans get rid of Fickell.

5) I am 9 minutes into my 7 minute window. Big boss isn't here yet, so the meeting isn't starting. Makes sense.

6) Idiot banker emailed me and told me it is not efficient to keep paying bills late. I told him that if he wants to give us money to pay the bills it would be nice. Or if he wouldn't make us pay down loans so much we could use money to pay bills. Freaking gave him $500K this month and he is bitching because now we are late on a $500 bill. Asshole.

7) OK big boss is here. Go comment and frolic.

140 comments:

Aitch said...

An hour later and no comments. Pathetic.

Aitch said...

To Beth and Kod's discussion yesterday, I saw a car this morning with triathlon stickers on that I bag. The guy drove like a douche and looked like a douche plus he was a triathaloner* so he must have been a douche.

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

fucking brits

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

silly god damn accent

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

made up words

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

spiff had brady and welker

still lost

Blue said...

orton is awful

Blue said...

i realize his ending numbers look ok, but if you watched the game, he was awful


and going into the 4th quarter i told buddy of blue that here comes some big fuckup by orton because he always fucks up in the 4th quarter and sure enough, like 3 plays later he just flat dropped the ball without being touched.

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

Tesus is the answer

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

Woman Raped in Cemetery After Visiting Loved One's Grave...

wft

Blue said...

i'm not sure if tebow is the answer, but if they're going to be that awful all year long, may as well be awful with Tebow.

tem said...

OK numbers + horrible running game = QB played well enough

Meg said...

silly god damn accent


I say the same thing about NYers

Blue said...

QB rating of 71 is not OK numbers

he barely completed 50% of his passes, and had 2 turnovers.

Blue said...

the raiders had a good game plan offensively.

they knew the broncos had two edge rushers with a ton of speed, so they ran draw after draw after screen after draw.

let those guys fly up the field and cut in right inside of them into huge holes.

tem said...

yeah orton should have stopped those runs.

tem said...

"he barely completed 50% of his passes"

hard to find open receivers when the raiders don't have to respect the run at all.

Blue said...

no, defense actually played decent

not spectacular, but decent.


but when the offense turns the ball over 3 times and has a blocked punt...makes it a little tough to keep points off the board.

oh, not to mention the 63 yard field goal that fatty made.

Blue said...

fuckity fuck

now i'm concerned they won't even beat the bengals this weekend

Jugdish said...

blue misses cutler's musk

Blue said...

i miss shanahan's musk

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Colts open as 1-point dogs at home against the Browns"

hillis gonna run wild

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

i miss shanahan's musk

so does pat bowlen

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

I say the same thing about NYers

swimming by

Meg said...

swimming by


I don't even know you anymore

Spaceman Spiff said...

some dude on the reds hit one out of the stadium

502 feet, mashed it

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

An employee at Petrol Station, a bar in Houston, thought it'd be really fucking cute to draw "Happy September 11th" on a takeout container with an illustration of a plane flying towards the World Trade Center. Surprise: The customer was Muslim. Not surprising: The owner apologized, saying, "You can't control every aspect of your business. An employee made a stupid mistake...well, not even a mistake, he did something really, really retarded and he got fired."

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Surprise: The customer was Muslim. "

customer? who wrote this shit, did they make it up and fuck up?

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Meg said...

"hilarity"

I thought it was gonna be the high jump girl

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

nicks questionable now

Spaceman Spiff said...

ordered some fake sennheiser headphones from a gook site a month ago, finally got a shipping notice, suite

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

what was will smiff doing in marc anthonys suite last night, they showed that on espn cmep nearly flipped off the couch

i guess jada didnt bang him

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

or will smiff is a GAINT pussy

Spaceman Spiff said...

gaint, nice

Spaceman Spiff said...

"what was will smiff doing in marc anthonys suite last night"

PR

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

In May, Americans alone spent 53 billion minutes on Facebook.

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

(Brody Jenner, who is dating Avril Lavigne and who also spent the entire show chewing gum and drinking a glass of white wine at the same time

what a douche

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

Tyler Perry made $130 million last year. Perry makes big money from his TV shows (Meet the Browns and House of Payne) as well as his movies.


boom

Meg said...

they showed that on espn cmep nearly flipped off the couch



She almost gave the couch the middle finger?

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

whats wrong with you

Meg said...

what's wrong with you?

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

alot of things

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

After getting lauded for his work ethic throughout camp, Reggie Bush was criticized at length in a column Tuesday morning in the Miami Herald. Saints fans are rather familiar with the trend: A big August followed by an underwhelming September

it's one fucking game!!!

good lord

Spaceman Spiff said...

that's 1/16th of the season though!!!

maybe 1/10th !!! considering the dolphins will be out of the playoff race by then!!!


!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

Aitch said...

"he did something really, really retarded"

So in apologizing to the Muslims, the guy puts himself in hotwater with the mentally challeneged. Nice work.

Aitch said...

"challeneged"

wow.... just wow.

Aitch said...

Good thing she has dem tits or people would be forced to look at dat face. Yikes.

Blue said...

don't act like you wouldn't fuck her

Aitch said...

Don't you know who I am? Of course I would.

Meg said...

h wouldn't fuck her. She's not dating one of his friends

Blue said...

she doesn't sleep with dudes who drive minivans

Aitch said...

Then use some of your excessive wealth to buy me a new ride.

Meg said...

h you shouldn't fuck around. you don't want another kid popping out somewhere

Meg said...

"don't act like you wouldn't fuck her"



NO!

/HBM

Aitch said...

This made me chuckle from TMQ.

""Terra Nova" posits a scenario in which humanity acquires the ultra-sophisticated knowledge necessary to send an expedition 85 million years into the past, but everyone forgets there were dinosaurs back then."

Blue said...

i was just in a meeting with our whole office, and i noticed a common theme between all the women that work for me


they all have big tits, and thinking back, that's been the case for most of my femail hires, with the hot receptionist being the one exception.

Blue said...

femail?

Mize said...

Blue would be the best boss ever.

Blue said...

also found out the one guy who works on my team is gay...

all i hire is chicks

Aitch said...

Good to be king I guess.

tem said...

blue is overcompensating for something.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Mize said...

Blue would be the best boss ever."

"Blue said...

also found out the one guy who works on my team is gay..."

hilarity

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

all i hire is chicks

so you are hiring meiz?

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

"This may draw a little criticism, but I thought Tony played one of the best games I've ever seen him play."


-- Jerry Jones

awesome

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

On the 10th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks on Sunday, horses wearing the numbers 9, 1 and 1 won the first three races at Belmont.

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

Eel removed from man's bladder after entering through penis...

wft

tem said...

Can Peyton Manning win the MVP if he never plays?

If Brady hadn't thrown for 500+ yards I would say right now the most valuable player is Manning.

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

brady missed a year, pats went 11-5

tem said...

peyton also has eli dragging the manning name through the mud with his horrible play.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP has his arm floaties on today tem

Spaceman Spiff said...

NBA players assoc.
"We've advised (players) they may have to sit out half the season before we get a deal."

tem said...

nobody will miss the NBA

Blue said...

bring on the scab NBA players

Blue said...

you'll miss it in february tem, you know you will

tem said...

nope. i might miss it in june.

tem said...

maybe i'll start following that beach soccer stuff.

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

ITS BUSY IM NOT HAPPY

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

arm floaties

good one

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

i want mac and cheese

tem said...

UFC 135 - Jones vs. Rampage
UFC 136 - Edgar vs. Maynard 3
UFC 137 - St-Pierre vs. Condit
UFC 138 - Leben vs. Munoz


guess which one is in England.

Meg said...

we gotta find a bar to watch 135 in Austin

Meg said...

Does Austin have a BW's? They always have the UFC PPV on at the ones here

Spaceman Spiff said...

england either gets shit or shitty bisping, oh well

tem said...

leben is fun to watch. i like him. but he is no headliner.

tem said...

yeah, it'd be fun to watch a little UFC in the Austin

Blue said...

while you guys are watching half naked men cuddle, i'll be picking up chicks and getting laid


/h

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Gordon Ramsay doppelganger dwarf porn star found dead, partially eaten by badgers"

whoa

Meg said...

while you guys are watching half naked men cuddle I'll be trying to recreate it in real life


/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

nationals hazing

strasburg is papa

Meg said...

Strasburg isn't even a rookie is he?

Blue said...

who is smurfette?

Spaceman Spiff said...

wilson ramos supposedly

Meg said...

I was gonna be Smurfette for Halloween

/mize

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

piece

Pass the Lysol said...

"whoa"


don't believe it spiff, I'm fine

Pass the Lysol said...

the league I'm in awards defenses points for sacks, but none for forcing turnovers (unless it leads to defensive td); I don't like it.


I wouldn't mind 0 points for TOs if TDs were the only way to score....but why count sacks if you're not going to count turnovers?

Spaceman Spiff said...

redonk

Mize said...

Kod, your state is polluting my state. Cut that shit out.

Mize said...

"bring on the scab NBA players"


You are all off your game. How did this slip through the cracks?

Mize said...

"Strasburg isn't even a rookie is he?"


Probably doesn't have the service time.

Mize said...

"Determining rookie status:
A player shall be considered a rookie unless, during a previous season or seasons, he has (a) exceeded 130 at-bats or 50 innings pitched in the Major Leagues; or (b) accumulated more than 45 days on the active roster of a Major League club or clubs during the period of 25-player limit (excluding time in the military service and time on the disabled list)."



Strasburg's not a rookie.

Pass the Lysol said...

"Kod, your state is polluting my state. Cut that shit out."


from the fires?

Mize said...

"from the fires?"


Holy shit yes. Its bad.

Mize said...

It looks like fog. Visibility was down to 1 mile in some areas around here.


NS

Mize said...

Tuna Noodle Crispy tonight.

HDH.

Jugdish said...

we're getting those fires down here too, damn you kod!

s

Mize said...

LP maybe should be put in twitter jail.

Mize said...

I forgot to shave this morning. Now I'm thinking about staching it up for Austin.

Meg said...

You are all off your game. How did this slip through the cracks?



Because nobody GAF about basketball

Meg said...

O:FP

Mize said...

Shut up, Meg.

Meg said...

Ellsbury with a HR today. He must have juiced this morning


/aitch

Pass the Lysol said...

"Holy shit yes. Its bad."


sdkod2's fiance is a firefighter for the feds; just got back Sunday from 13 days fighting it, going back tomorrow

Meg said...

Everyone wants to be like AZ

Mize said...

What?

Mize said...

The rapper?









s

Mize said...

We're missing the Austin City Limits festival by 1 week. Bummer.

tem said...

I'm glad someone dropped a "shut up meg"

tem said...

Need more FG references

Jugdish said...

yes we do

Beth said...

Here's a Family Guy reference for you...

Jugdish said...

that one still makes me laugh

Beth said...

Yeah, me too, such a classic.

Jugdish said...

If blue can't get his posts in on time then maybe we should go to tebow

tem said...

keith loves that one too

tem said...

tebow
tebow
tebow

tem said...

blue is completing less than 50% of his posts on time.

that's not good.

tem said...

tebow could probably post here too. he isn't very busy in denver. all he does is sit there and people chant his name.

Jugdish said...

teblue

Blue said...

who's day is it to post?

Blue said...

fucking slacker

Blue said...

oh, it's wednesday, that's me.

nevermind

Jugdish said...

TEBOW

TEBOW

TEBOW

tem said...

blue is doing OK

tem said...

blue gives LOV the best chance to win

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

bieber wears womens jeans

Blue said...

ok, new post is up

Rex Went Balls Deep said...

holy shit i took cleveland last week? i thought i took arizona

wft

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