Tuesday, August 23, 2011

We've said it before

We've said it before, but let's say it again. Little League World Series is fun to watch. I was watching Aruba getting stomped by Chinese Tapai (or however that is spelt) but the Aruba kids were dancing around and just having a blast. I doubt the Bengals do much dancing this year on their way to 2-14.

I do have one gripe though. Stupid announcers are promoting Dairy Queen stuff. The new slogan is "it is RidDQlous" you know, like you say ridiculous, but you say DQ in the middle. Some smart advertising guy thought of that. Anyway, fucking Nomar and friends in the booth never say it right. They just say ridiculous without the DQ stuff. Idiots are getting paid lots of money to say it right, but nope, not gonna do it.

Stephen Strasburg is still doing rehab starts in the minors? How long is he going to stay down there? I bet his teammates love it because he is loaded and they have to reap the benefits of his cash. Like instead of eating at McDonalds he takes them to Pizza Hut.

NYGiants need some Dbacks. El Pad suit up...and you are calling the plays.

I had something else to talk about that was bothering me lately, but I forget what it is. Happens every week. I think about something to bitch about and tell myself I'll remember it, but I never do. I have a terrible memory.


Oh wait I remember what it is. It is political talk. I guess this places me somewhere in the realm of a republican or something, but I am getting sick of people bitching about rich people buying stuff. Like someone just bought some sort of fancy ass boat and people were saying "he could have donated that money to charity and helped people." Now I am not anti charity, but really buying that boat created some fucking jobs. I think I'd rather have people create jobs than give money to some guy so he can get drunk. Buy the big boat and help create some jobs. I'm not saying don't give any money to any charities, but come on people, every time something comes out in the media where people make money you gotta bitch about it?

And I am not even sure some of these charities don't just waste the shit out of their money. I see things in the paper where some local billionaire (yes we have 1 in columbus) donated like $10M to the soup kitchen. Then two weeks later the soup kitchen is out of food...What the fuck? They just got $10M and they are out of food already? I know what happened, they wasted that $10M faster than the government would waste it. They bought a new building with the money and now they are out of food. Fucking idiots run charities and fucking idiots run the government.

So in conclusion, buy some big ticket items to create jobs and the next time you see the local soup kitchen lady tell her that the next time they get $10M either buy a bunch of soup with it or buy a Yacht.

168 comments:

El Padrino said...

fucking acl's

tem said...

he has two. why is he bitching that one is broke?

Beth said...

"Like instead of eating at McDonalds he takes them to Pizza Hut."

This would be like if Blue went to the Summit II.

El Padrino said...

acl injuries are always sort of fluky

El Padrino said...

wow

Keef said...

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have separated ... this according to In Touch Weekly.

Beth said...

"Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have separated ... this according to In Touch Weekly."

So you're saying I have a chance?

s

Jugdish said...

So you're saying I have a chance?



with which one?


s

Beth said...

Not sure why that last comment was S there ep...

Keef said...

That was jug, LP

S

Beth said...

Well in my defense I was distracted trying to keep up with all of today's comments.

Jugdish said...

stiggy got confused



s

Jugdish said...

post updated with the tem rant

Jugdish said...

moth

Keef said...

RIP blue

Keef said...

Dolphins signed grandmama

tem said...

banner day

El Padrino said...

will smiff/jada beena sham marriage for years

El Padrino said...

does anyone ride a bike here?

Keef said...

"does anyone ride a bike here?"


No, I can usually get here from home

Keef said...

"acl injuries are always sort of fluky"


ACL tears are pretty commonplace, no? I think a fluky injury would be something like a broken ear

tem said...

i do not ride bikes.

El Padrino said...

"ACL tears are pretty commonplace, no? I think a fluky injury would be something like a broken ear"

they way they happen i guess i meant

Jugdish said...

"ACL tears are pretty commonplace, no? I think a fluky injury would be something like a broken ear"


i sprained my ear once.


/kod

Jugdish said...

out of anyone here, kod would be the one to have broken his ear before.

El Padrino said...

earthquake

i didnt feel shit

Keef said...

Dude on Rome has Petros on as a guest right now. WFT?

El Padrino said...

cmep felt it

bgep wants to know why the computer desk was shaking

Keef said...

"bgep wants to know why the computer desk was shaking"


::biting tongue::

tem said...

shaking and sticky no doubt

Tyler said...

Hey, how's it shakin'?

Tyler said...

Ha, see what I did there?

Tyler said...

Shake and Bake!

Tyler said...

Ok, I've got work to do.

Keef said...

Don't you have a wedding website to redo?

El Padrino said...

is haiti sending us money now?

Mize said...

I can't wait to get impossibly frustrated by that damn printer when I get home today.

Mize said...

I will murder it

tem said...

i did not feel any earthquake in temhio.

El Padrino said...

major over reaction going on

Pass the Lysol said...

"Fucking idiots run charities and fucking idiots run the government."


no, the "fucking idiots" are the ones like you making ridiculous and dishonest blanket statements like that (ns)

El Padrino said...

oh boy

tem said...

yay, finally a reaction!

i was beinginng to think you tards didn't read anything.

tem said...

i did figure the biggest reaction would come from kod.

tem said...

how are all those fix the gulf after katrina charities coming on their work?

hundreds of millions of dollars donated for katrina relief and what kind of progress was made?

couple that with the hundreds of millions the government spent and you'd think that you'd at least drive through the area and not see the same destroyed houses that were destroyed by the hurricane.

tem said...

how many years later is it? how many hundred of millions of dollars spent? how much progress?

Mize said...

"yay, finally a reaction!

i was beinginng to think you tards didn't read anything."


And it only took 5 years of saying morons run the government. I just assumed we all kind of agreed.

tem said...

apparently charities were the hot button.

i didn't know. but nonetheless will be looking forward to the kod seven scroller!

tem said...

google search "charity embezzlement" and enjoy the hundreds of hours of news articles.

Jugdish said...

no


/cmblue

El Padrino said...

i want you to take over control

take over control
take over control

El Padrino said...

"i was beinginng to think you tards didn't read anything."


charity starts at home

tem said...

i embezzle all my home charity and spend the funds wrecklessly.

El Padrino said...

i dont donate to charity ever

im not saying they are all crooked but i do have reservations about where all the money actually goes

Jugdish said...

i don't usually do flat out donations, but I do participate in fundraisers and such. i played in a fundraiser softball tournament this past weekends. I also give to some church funtions and different things on base.

El Padrino said...

i play golf once a year and it's a fundraiser so i guess i do donate once a year

El Padrino said...

but when those people at rite aid or cvs whatever ask me if id like to donate $1 to whatever and have my name on those paper balloons i deny swiftly

Jugdish said...

i donate to those sometimes...

Jugdish said...

but i dont put my name on any balloons

Jugdish said...

i think id rather give a dollar to a charity rather than throw it away on a lottery ticket which I'd never win. you have to be tp's age to win the lottery

tem said...

i do the balloon things sometimes and write funny names on them.

tem said...

but i'd much rather spend an afternoon helping clean up some local playground than donate money to some charity that says it is to clean up a playground.


even then i feel odd though, because i know that the charity received about $10,000 in cash to clean up this playground, but i can see they only spent about $2,000 on the playground. they bought a teeter totter and bought the workers lunch. the rest of the equipment was donated.

so some company gave this charity $10K and $2K got spent on the playground...where did the other $8K go? who knows....

El Padrino said...

where did the other $8K go? who knows....

the board

Jugdish said...

the way i look at donating is this...i can spend all day scrutinizing where i "think" every dollar might go or how it might be spent. when i give i give in good faith and its up to the people who get the donations to do what's right with it. i figure ive done my part.

Jugdish said...

i also like to donate my time to things like tem mentioned.

El Padrino said...

i donated blood, that seems to be the ultimate donation

El Padrino said...

cmep just dropped a bombshell on my

im flabbergasted, can barely breeve* right now

Jugdish said...

i donate blood as well...they got mine this past weekend

Jugdish said...

cmep just dropped a bombshell on my

im flabbergasted, can barely breeve* right now



pregnant...h strikes again!


s

Jugdish said...

cmep just dropped a bombshell on my

im flabbergasted, can barely breeve* right now



solp is still bald, but now has a black goatee?


s

Keef said...

"I can't wait to get impossibly frustrated by that damn printer when I get home today."


I'd hate to see your reaction if you ever came across a real problem

ns

Jugdish said...

File----->Print

Keef said...

Of course cmlp is pregnant. She is always pregnant when another LOVer's significant other is pregnant

Jugdish said...

I just signed up to be an organ donor.

Jugdish said...

cmep just dropped a bombshell on my

im flabbergasted, can barely breeve* right now



something about his sauce probably

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Tennessee's Pat Summitt plans to coach "as long as the good Lord is willing" despite recently being diagnosed with early onset dementia. "

condolences freak

Keef said...

speaking of scams, that Gatorade shit where they have the 1, 2 & 3 is riDQlous

Keef said...

"I just signed up to be an organ donor."


Do you even know where that is going?

Spaceman Spiff said...

uncle frank died

Spaceman Spiff said...

kimmel's uncle, security guard on his show

Jugdish said...

Do you even know where that is going?



the board

/Lp

Keef said...

"uncle frank died"


He was pretty old

Jugdish said...

cmlp's bombshell

Jugdish said...

aja...hope everything is ok lp

tem said...

yeah i hope things are good for LP.

tem said...

no kod 7 scroller.

did i get him too riled up?

should i put guards at the borders of temhio?

tem said...

flabbergasted seems to be something that means the news is shocking, but not really bad.

i assume...

tem said...

maybe cmlp got a job at the caterers as a bartender. straight to bartender, she doesn't have to bus.

Jugdish said...

she has taken a liking to eating raw garlic...thanks to gollum

tem said...

she just saw gollum throw 95mph

Jugdish said...

and gollum now plays for the mess

El Padrino said...

everything is cool

El Padrino said...

she wants another baby

tem said...

that's it?

she wants one...not she has one in the oven?

tem said...

El Padrino said...
major over reaction going on

August 23, 2011 2:47 PM

Jugdish said...

nothing about the sauce?

Keef said...

CMLP is now calling the defensive plays

Jugdish said...

lp is married...he isnt calling any plays

El Padrino said...

"she wants one...not she has one in the oven?"

that's it

my time away between comments had nothing to do with the pause for dramatic effect, apologies, i had a meeting

El Padrino said...

lp is married...he isnt calling any plays

jug knows

El Padrino said...

im shocked because she was admant about being done even told the dr to tie her tubes while he had her shit on the table

he refused
true story

Keef said...

"Flying out to Nashville tonight to meet with Joel and the GM in the morning to see which way were going. Could get better or worst," Johnson wrote.


I hope it doesn't get worst*

Keef said...

"that's it"

Better get that CDL yesterday

El Padrino said...

fucking college bro

got me anxious

El Padrino said...

startto get an eye twitch when i think about it

gonna have to gook train them like tiger mom so they earn scolarship

Jugdish said...

Better get that CDL yesterday



i didn't need one for my van


/h

tem said...

just make sure they go into some sport like tennis or golf. then they can get a scholarship to some shitty school to play golf there.

tem said...

UNC - Greensboro has free rides for tennis.

Keef said...

"fucking college bro

got me anxious"



3 kids = 6 years. That's not that bad

Keef said...

"gonna have to gook train them like tiger mom so they earn scolarship"


Yeah, NFW they get an academic scholarship

s

El Padrino said...

3 kids = $180,000

El Padrino said...

probably more than that

Keef said...

"3 kids = $180,000"

Do you realize how easy it is to get grants and scholarships?

ns

Jugdish said...

not at two years each


s

Keef said...

3 kids = $180,000



Community college isn't that expensive


s

Jugdish said...

Do you realize how easy it is to get grants and scholarships?



i hate unwarrented gifts

/mize

Keef said...

Every day I'm shuff-a-lin

El Padrino said...

DT marvin austin out for the year too

WHAT THE FUCK

Keef said...

O:FNY is strong

El Padrino said...

Do you realize how easy it is to get grants and scholarships?

ns


no i do not

El Padrino said...

HOW ABOUT ALL OF YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!!


email from $$ MLB commish
love these fantasy fights

Pass the Lysol said...

"how are all those fix the gulf after katrina charities coming on their work?"


Yeah, there is inefficiency, waste, sometimes fraud; but more than in the private sector? Hell to the no.

Do you think bringing up a couple isolated examples, when literally millions of dollars are effectively administrated through thousands of government programs every day, is intellectually honest?

I mean, do you truly believe that is sound logic? I don't think you do, you're not stupid.

There are 2 kinds of tea partiers/extreme-right conservatives in my book

1) uneducated and/or not intelligent; and

2) selfish and cunning

Your argument is a common logical fallacy employed with good intentions by #1 above and with bad intentions by #2 above...either way it's used to justify a hatchet approach to cutting federal spending, when a scalpel approach is all that is needed....and that hatchet or scalpel is aimed directly at the poorest 50% of our country

tem said...

if we got rid of the poorest 50% of the country we'd be twice as rich.

El Padrino said...

kod loves him some welfare

El Padrino said...

i thought we were talking about charity not food stamps

tem said...

"Do you think bringing up a couple isolated examples, when literally millions of dollars are effectively administrated through thousands of government programs every day, is intellectually honest?"


yes.

when the gov't or a chairty does something correctly it is akin to a blind squirrel finding a nut.

is your stance effectively "yes charities waste money, but they do some good so we should just keep feeding them cash"?

tem's UFC picks are sometimes right, so i guess we should just keep betting with him.

tem said...

i mean do i think it is logical to support the stance of "charities are run by idiots" with examples of charities doing stupid things and wasting money?

yes, i think it is logical to support my stance that charities are run by idiots with examples of charities wasting money. i.e. doing idiotic things.

Jugdish said...

wandy rodriguez to the rockies? they claimed him off waivers.

El Padrino said...

yea

Jugdish said...

justify a hatchet approach to cutting federal spending, when a scalpel approach is all that is needed


i would say a combination of the two would be necessary. I remember a recent story on a govt audit where they found several duplicate programs being run by the government. hatchet!

tem said...

but now i must go.

my heart really isn't into this slapper. otherwise i'd stay and slapper.

but i'd rather go home and have a beer.


at the end of the day i am in favor of such a massive overhaul of the government and charities that i can't even talk about hatchet/scalpel. it needs blowed* up. taxes on the rich and everyone else for that matter need to go up, the tax system needs overhauled (flat tax plus sales tax imo), almost all government aid programs need redone, imo the whole fucking system is beyond repair.

or if you want taxes to go down then the government needs to cut spending almost everywhere. just have the government be roads and a military. you want to help poor people, go help poor people, but don't expect the govt to do it. when income is <<<<<< expenses shit is broke...

Keef said...

"no i do not"


Let me rephrase. They're easy to get if you/the kid put the work in. There are so many out there that give away money that only a small # of people apply for

El Padrino said...

good to know

Keef said...

There is a lot of scholarship money that goes unused every year.



It ends up just going to the board

s

El Padrino said...

piece

Jugdish said...

There are so many out there that give away money that only a small # of people apply for



they have scholarships for small people? suite

/lp

Keef said...

does excmjug know that jug is getting married?

Keef said...

and when are the festivities?

Jugdish said...

if she doesn't she will find out soon through her family. i still keep in touch with some of them on occasion.

june 23, 2012 is the date

Jugdish said...

its a destination wedding of sorts. she grew up going camping in eureka springs, AK and there is a chapel out there she has always liked. it actually looks pretty cool. holds 100 people

Keef said...

Why aren't you getting married on a Thursday?


/keef

Keef said...

Wedding in Alaska? It'll be fucking dark outside

Mize said...

I got that motherfucker to work!

I am king!

Mize said...

LP should jump off the new WTC

Mize said...

Only had to pay $30 for Aveo repairs. eoW

Keef said...

It's not under warranty?

Mize said...

$30 was the oil change

Mize said...

I walked out of the UPS Store 1 year ago today

Pass the Lysol said...

"is your stance effectively "yes charities waste money, but they do some good so we should just keep feeding them cash"?"


no, I didn't mention charities, only government

charities are completely different, and I have nothing to say about how they are managed on a general level

Pass the Lysol said...

I know a lot about the federal government, I know very little about private charities

Keef said...

I smell an apology accepted

Pass the Lysol said...

"tem's UFC picks are sometimes right, so i guess we should just keep betting with him."



The Patriots got shellacked in Week one 31-0 by the Bills in 2003; they had a really shitty team that year, and all throughout the 2000s

Keef said...

Yeah!!! Fuck Boston! I like where this is going

Mize said...

I should start playing Carl On Duty: Black Cops again.

Mize said...

I'm watching vids on how to play Black Ops. I'm pathetic.

Either that, or I'm training to take down Tem.

Mize said...

"@AnthonyPadrino Being a Met fan is awful."

tem said...

I'm a stud @ black cops

Jugdish said...

Wedding in Alaska? It'll be fucking dark outside



ooops...ark

tem said...

Are we invited?

Mize said...

"I'm a stud @ black cops"


I'm only decent at sticks & stones

Mize said...

"ooops...ark"


No. No, you are NOT getting married in Arkansas. Fuck. No.

Mike said...

No. No, you are NOT getting married in Arkansas. Fuck. No.



i tried nicely to bring up the idea of maybe doing in houston, but she's been wanting that place for a long time.

Mize said...

You need to use a veto. Just say NO to Arkansas.

Mize said...

I hate this avi

Jugdish said...

i have no veto power on this one, especially when her parents are paying

Mize said...

better

Keef said...

"ooops...ark"


I take back my comment. AK is ok

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