Tuesday, August 09, 2011

TPS Shit Storm

Man, walk in the door today and it was a TPS shit storm. Everyone needs some info from Tem.

I don't really know what is happening in the world of sports right now. I know football kind of just started, but the initial rush is over for me and practices just aren't doing it for me. I need some games. I think thursday is the first game. I'll be in a car driving to Albany. That'll be fun. Got a wedding to go to this weekend. I might get to give a toast. Fire away with your best toast action...


This post sucks. Tee Bow is #2.

184 comments:

Why I like the Mets said...

blue i sent you a margin call

Why I like the Mets said...

london is burning

Jugdish said...

beth

Blue said...

that's ok, i made 1.3m on avion tequila

tem said...

el pad. what stock is a good buy tomorrow?

tem said...

beth, what lawyer are you banging these days?

tem said...

blue, are you making it to any idaho games this year?

/no cmblue

tem said...

keith, did HD ever give you any money for your fiasco?

tem said...

H, when is your band going to play somewhere not in New England?

tem said...

jug, did you pop the question yet?

tem said...

spiff, did you see hammill quit? that'll help the sales for his new movie.

i think the last two fights he got beat so bad he could almost hear.

tem said...

meiz, are you full time at that place yet?

Jugdish said...

jug, did you pop the question yet?



no


/jug

Jugdish said...

meiz, are you full time at that place yet?



I am the place!

/mize

Blue said...

"blue, are you making it to any idaho games this year?"

i'll probably hit up the game that they play @byu in november since that's only a 5 hour drive


I'll also go see boise state @CSU since they're in the MWC now.

Why I like the Mets said...

wow look at all those white kids robbing philly blind

Why I like the Mets said...

"el pad. what stock is a good buy tomorrow?"

tomorrow? what about today

tem said...

tomorrow.

money isn't good in the account today.

tem said...

plus the tomorrow question is harder.

tem said...

and you like hard things.

kod said...

"tomorrow.

money isn't good in the account today."


no stocks; short-sell Gold. It's skyrocketing up short term and no doubt will come crashing down

get in that bubble before it bursts

tem said...

short-long sells are too complicated for me.

i'll buy a stock but that's about as much as i'll play in the market.

kod said...

cool, I'm with you there actually; although part of me wishes I had the capital, know-how and drive to do it


I believe it is as close to a sure fire investment (short term) as there is these days

Keef said...

"that's ok, i made 1.3m on avion tequila"


They are paying for us to have lunch at get drunk on Fruday afternoon

ns

Keef said...

"keith, did HD ever give you any money for your fiasco?"


Not yet

Blue said...

gold actually won't burst


because of all the recessionary issues globally, gold may actually get stronger and stronger as the value of the dollar and other currencies like the euro weaken

Beth said...

"beth, what lawyer are you banging these days?"

Nope, no lawyer these days. The current guy is in real estate (but swears he's still doing ok).

Beth said...

And wow on jug's sexual harassment link. Dude didn't even try to hide it or be subtle, that takes some major balls and some major stupidity. That lady is going to end up almost owning that company.

Beth said...

From the article:
"According to the complaint he also allegedly asked her to show him her breasts and inquired about whether she shaved her pubic area"

I've had both of those questions asked of me at work by fellow employees before, the 2nd one twice.

ns

Why I like the Mets said...

"no stocks; short-sell Gold. It's skyrocketing up short term and no doubt will come crashing down

get in that bubble before it bursts"


i dare you to short gold, forecasters have it at 2300 an ounce by year end

could hit 4000 next year, there might be a bubble in it but not now

Jugdish said...

I've had both of those questions asked of me at work by fellow employees before, the 2nd one twice.



i imagine those are normal questions at titty bars

s

Jugdish said...

I've had both of those questions asked of me at work by fellow employees before, the 2nd one twice.

ns



same here

/rev


s

Why I like the Mets said...

I believe it is as close to a sure fire investment (short term) as there is these days

jesus thank god you dont have the know how or resources to do this

you'd get destroyed

tem said...

"The current guy is in real estate (but swears he's still doing ok)."

is it james whitley?

Why I like the Mets said...

"tomorrow.

money isn't good in the account today."

ok give me an hour, you should have asked me this yesterday, you wuld have made a quick buck on most of the top 500

tem said...

tem is in real estate.

tem will know if he is doing OK.

if he is in apartments he is probably doing OK.

if he builds houses he probably is not.

tem said...

if i asked you yesterday the question would have been "what is a good stock to buy 2 days from now?"

Jugdish said...

ok give me an hour, you should have asked me this yesterday, you wuld have made a quick buck on most of the top 500



he did, you didn't read the comments

Why I like the Mets said...

mad busy yo

Why I like the Mets said...

if i asked you yesterday the question would have been "what is a good stock to buy 2 days from now?"

thanks keef

Beth said...

"tem is in real estate.
tem will know if he is doing OK."

Dammit tem, it's YOU you moron.

Why I like the Mets said...

if your serious i'll give you some solid info, if your just jerking around i'll just pick a few blue chippers and be lazy with it

let me know

El Pad Stocks & Sports, LLC

Beth said...

1st rule of investing, never take advice from a guy whose online profile picture is of 2 Mets kissing.

Spaceman Spiff said...

shaq pic

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

Beth said...

Wow on the shaq pic. I'm sure I'm not the only one thinking he'd split her in half.

Why I like the Mets said...

shaq pic

those are some long jorts

Blue said...

"those are some long jorts"

he does live in Florida

Blue said...

"those are some long jorts"

those would be too long to be pants for EP

Why I like the Mets said...

flava flavs cock must look like a fucking thimble compared to shaq's shit

Why I like the Mets said...

fucking hoopz

Why I like the Mets said...

fucking corn, just as expensive as wheat

unheard of

Beth said...

"flava flavs cock must look like a fucking thimble compared to shaq's shit"

EP thinking about cocks again, shocking.

Big Fat Weasel said...

Gonna cost. 2-3 grand to fix the Camaro. Fucking woe.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Thomas Jones listed as the Chiefs starter on their depth chart Jamaal Charles is No. 2"

fuck todd haley

Blue said...

""Thomas Jones listed as the Chiefs starter on their depth chart Jamaal Charles is No. 2""


charles will still get the bulk of the carries

Keef said...

"shaq pic"


that has to be photoshopped

Keef said...

"Gonna cost. 2-3 grand to fix the Camaro. Fucking woe."


Isn't that more than what it's worth?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"that has to be photoshopped"

ys, c?

Keef said...

Maybe it's just a weird angle. It looks like he's at least 3 feet taller in that pic

Spaceman Spiff said...

"As Chandler residents Joshua Seto, 27, and his fiancée, Cara Christopher, walked over to a Fry's Food Store for refreshments, he tried securing her pink handgun in the front waistband of his pants.

The gun fired, striking Seto's penis and continuing through his left thigh."

the fuck, pink gun

Keef said...

Fucking Chandler

Why I like the Mets said...

the fuck, pink gun

PINKY'S!!!!

kod said...

"jesus thank god you dont have the know how or resources to do this

you'd get destroyed"



so I should go for it, thanks Universe


s

Why I like the Mets said...

i fucking dare you

Why I like the Mets said...

gold is a safe haven

tem said...

yeah i'll be buying a minimal dollar amount of a stock tomorrow.

tem said...

fwit HIT was a hit when you suggested it after the tsumnami.

and BP did well for me when they crashed after the oil spill.


tem buys a stock each time something big kills the market. mad at myself for not being ready to buy today. moving money shouldn't take 2 days.

Spaceman Spiff said...

kids like this are the worst

Why I like the Mets said...

"tem buys a stock each time something big kills the market. mad at myself for not being ready to buy today. moving money shouldn't take 2 days."

yeah you would have seen a nice pop on some things but no worries im putting together a portfolio to choose from, i created this awhile ago and added some things today

im up $120K in fake money

Why I like the Mets said...

"last timei was fully in the market was when i was buying and selling options"

took a beating one day but in general i paid for half my wedding and cmep's engagement ring from trading gains

now i gotz no money to invest or i'd be all up in there

Keef said...

centstocks.com

Why I like the Mets said...

i do have two holdings, well three

i own my compnay stock, wells fargo and mcd

but it's away and i pretend i dont have it plus it isnt much just a few shares

Why I like the Mets said...

centstocks.com

i like using googles my portfolio feature

tem said...

I'll send el pad some subway gift cards as commissions

Keef said...

"i like using googles my portfolio feature"


I don't know what this means

Big Fat Weasel said...

" im up $120K in fake money"

What he isn't telling you is he started with 100. trillion in fake money.

Why I like the Mets said...

i hope the 2:15 fed meeting doesnt crash this rally for today

Why I like the Mets said...

another chick tramp in aruba

Big Fat Weasel said...

And yes, Keith. More than it is worth.

Keef said...

"What he isn't telling you is he started with 100. trillion in fake money."

He raised his debt ceiling

Jugdish said...

He raised his debt ceiling


to 5,900,000,000,000.50

Keef said...

"And yes, Keith. More than it is worth."


Did you buy a scooter?

Mize said...

"meiz, are you full time at that place yet?"


Hell no

Why I like the Mets said...

"What he isn't telling you is he started with 100. trillion in fake money."

simply putting tansactions in a portfolio to track performance, no cash involved

Mize said...

There is a new conspiracy theory that has recently popped up here. I'll mention it during LOVAD. It's interesting.

Mize said...

I also don't buy into it. So there's that.

Why I like the Mets said...

conspircay in regwards to wahty

Why I like the Mets said...

The Fed sharply downgraded its view of the U.S. economy, signaling it plans to keep short-term rates close to zero for at least another two years.

Why I like the Mets said...

Voting against the action were: Richard W. Fisher, Narayana Kocherlakota, and Charles I. Plosser, who would have preferred to continue to describe economic conditions as likely to warrant exceptionally low levels for the federal funds rate for an extended period.



that's 3 dissents, absolutely unheard of

Why I like the Mets said...

market losing all the morning gains due to the fed's negative outlook

maybe another buying opp

tem said...

yay

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A former teacher at Kennedale High School has been charged with having sex with five students at her Arlington home.

Brittni Colleps, 27, is accused of having sex with five male students at her home May 10. All were at least 18.

One teen told investigators that he and the four other teens had sex with Colleps on "multiple occasions" at her home, the affidavit states. At least once, all five were in the same room as the sexual acts took place, according to the affidavit."

over once her parents spelled it 'brittni'

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Colleps is married with three children. Her husband, Christopher Colleps, was stationed at Fort Polk, La., at the time.

Days after her arrest and release, Christopher Colleps voiced his support for his wife.

"I want you to know I love my wife," he said in May. "I have loved her since the moment I first laid eyes on her over 11 years ago, and I will always love her."

He said he would continue to support her throughout the "entire ordeal."

lol

tem said...

collepps must get code reded a lot.

tem said...

i don't think most military men would be down with their wife banging lots of high school dudes.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"With training camps open for less than two weeks, unofficial counts have 10 players with Achilles’ tendon tears, season-ending injuries"

tem said...

achillies is the new miniscus.

tem said...

or new turf toe

tem said...

it's the shoes.

tem said...

so beth was joking about banging a real estate guy?

Beth said...

Nope, wasn't joking.

Beth said...

A couple pics of teacher Brittni

tem said...

she would have been my hottest hike school teacher.

not saying much though. i had dogs for teachers.

Why I like the Mets said...

fucking is for closers

Blue said...

she's alright. I would have fucked her in highschool with 4 of my friends

that one pic she looks like she'd have nice tits

Blue said...

not as hot as that florida teacher chick...but still doable

Keef said...

blockt* on the pics.

note to self

Why I like the Mets said...

Tem, if you wish, I currently like:

GGAL
BBD
RBC
TD
MOD
KEM
JBL
LAZ
PEP
KO
MCD
YUM
ABT

Riskier :

AUMN
IRBT
FRP
RMBS
IPSU

Why I like the Mets said...

i can go on but that should be enough, i got about 50 i look at daily

kod said...

"not as hot as that florida teacher chick...but still doable"



BAM! picture is frightening though; looks like a 23 year old who has been doing 5 years of continuous porn; makes sense I guess ifyacatchmydrift

Why I like the Mets said...

institutions buying, pushing dow up over 250 now

Blue said...

watched the newsreel video of that chick when she was arrested

police chick: the most recent encounter involved 5 students

reporter: in the same day?

police chick: in the same session (smirk)

Jugdish said...

kod

Big Fat Weasel said...

I had one hot teacher in hike school. She was 23, just out of college, and taught Theology. She got preggers and they fired her. We were not happy.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Sales for baseball bats on Amazon UK have risen by more than 6000 percent over the past 24 hours, presumably due to the civil unrest engulfing the island nation."

tem said...

i feel ripped off that i never had a hot teacher

kod said...

"kod"


chubacabra, eh? funny, we do have some strange animals here in NW Minni; many up here swear Bigfoot lives on this reservation too (ns)...it's kind of a big deal to a lot of people up here.

*I've seen some of the photos and video capturing it over the past 5 years, and while I'm not sure it's a sasquatch (or if those even exist), something is living around here that very few people have ever seen before

kod said...

the roadkill looked quite a bit like our pit bull/blue heeler mix...but the 5 fingers and claws were crazy

kod said...

and today's unbelievable stat of the day is:


In 1997, Chuck Knoblauch stole 62 bases

-really? Honestly, hearing he had 40 would have shocked me

Jugdish said...

*I've seen some of the photos and video capturing it over the past 5 years, and while I'm not sure it's a sasquatch (or if those even exist), something is living around here that very few people have ever seen before



mize is always walking around at night...

kod said...

"mize is always walking around at night..."



aitch; he also strikes me as a woodland hunter/gatherer (ns)

Why I like the Mets said...

i had one, although she probably isnt as hot as i remembered

kod said...

I had a hottie college TA, late 20s or so, who was always bugging me to give her private tennis lessons outside of class


how come these things only happen to me when I'm in a committed relationship

kod said...

have you guys seen the trailer for 'We Need to Talk About Kevin'?


I'm pumped for that one; haven't seen a good horror movie in ages

Jugdish said...

spiff

tem said...

in college the TA was a hot french chick.

i should have tried to bang her.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff"

goddman drive thru workers 'huh' 'what' 'how many?'

Why I like the Mets said...

i cant take it anymore

piece

kod said...

remember that story I mentioned last week about the person in bemidji who apparently wrote the letter to the local paper slamming bemidji under a false name?


It got better yesterday


well, after the editor wrote that article about her article being a sham...she wrote ANOTHER article to the paper saying that yes, it was indeed her who wrote the first article, and the fact the editor wrote that response just shows how Bemidji suppresses our sucktitude and stifles those sharing that opinion.


reminds me of a bit from Mr. Show....We have apples, we've always had apples!

Spaceman Spiff said...

"have you guys seen the trailer for 'We Need to Talk About Kevin'?"

jeebus, reilly and swinton

the casting director's goal must have been to create a hideous, creepy looking couple for the parents

Spaceman Spiff said...

fast food lasagna looked pretty good

kod said...

"the casting director's goal must have been to create a hideous, creepy looking couple for the parents"


for real, and if you check the trailer....whoever plays Kevin is creepy as fuck too. I guess it just killed at Cannes (no pun intended, ns)

Keef said...

"i should have tried to bang her."

You should of* told her you call all the offensive plays for your footyball team

tem said...

footyball team sucked. i wouldn't have wanted credit for calling those shitty plays.

Mize said...

So the theory expressed by some co-workers is that bosslady is setting the incompetent one up to fail by loading her with stuff everybody knows she can't do.

I think she's trying to teach her things to help correct the litany of screw-ups she makes. It won't work, though.

Mize said...

And then, one of my will call selectors got hired on to a new position with the night crew. The main will call selector wants to hire me on.

Yay.

Big Fat Weasel said...

That's good right?

Mize said...

Potentially

Keef said...

You'll fuck it up


S

Mize said...

It wouldn't be a matter of me fucking it up, so much as mgmt fucking it up.

The amount of useless mgmt we have is incredible.

Keef said...

Wow, that teacher is fug, IMO

Mize said...

Yeah, not hot teacher material.

Mize said...

Fuck the Cardinals!

Keef said...

My $fmlb team is batting 3-40 to start the week

Mize said...

You be the judge

Todd Packer said...

"spiff"

holy fuck

Big Fat Weasel said...

So explain to me how X-Factor is different from American Idol?

Mize said...

"holy fuck"


TP is an Epic Meal Time virgin?

Keef said...

You be the judge


Not a chance

Mize said...

Start at the 1st video and work your way up.

Mize said...

That was @ TP

Todd Packer said...

"Wow, that teacher is fug, IMO"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

"TP is an Epic Meal Time virgin?"

yes

Todd Packer said...

"Start at the 1st video and work your way up."

videos are all fucked up on my phone... gotta check it out from my laptop

Big Fat Weasel said...

We're picking up a Patriots linebacker tonight. Fun, fun. Football players are usually bad tippers.

Mize said...

Then get to the damn computer

Mize said...

Do I want a laptop or a new desktop?

Mize said...

Do laptops come with a bunch of usb ports these days?

Mize said...

And RAM. LOTS OF RAM.

Mize said...

/jug
//keith
///tp
////H
/////tyler

Big Fat Weasel said...

My laptop has 3 USB ports

Todd Packer said...

"Do laptops come with a bunch of usb ports these days?"

I think I have 4 USB ports on my laptop

Todd Packer said...

got a meeting in Orlando tomorrow morning... hate that drive

Todd Packer said...

"And RAM. LOTS OF RAM.

/jug
//keith
///tp
////H
/////tyler"


I don't get it

/ep

Keef said...

Do laptops come with a bunch of usb ports these days?



Yeah. Don't get a mini, though. Those are the worse

Todd Packer said...

"Yeah. Don't get a mini, though. Those are the worse"

my Dell mini was a huge lump of shit... stopped working after 6 months

Mize said...

"my Dell mini was a huge lump of shit... stopped working after 6 months"

I cannot afford to have that happen. I need something built to last.

Big Fat Weasel said...

I love my Vaio

kod said...

"So explain to me how X-Factor is different from American Idol?"


X-factor doesn't have any age requirements; and possibly allows groups, but not positive.

Also, it's sponsored by Pepsi instead of coke. So Simon and Paula will now have huge Pepsi glasses instead of coke.

Other than that, nothing I don't think.

I won't be watching either; I do like America's Got Talent though

Todd Packer said...

"I cannot afford to have that happen. I need something built to last."

mize, I'll send you the Dell mini if you want. might be worth fixing. we have 4 laptops and no one ever touches the mini

Todd Packer said...

operating system is not windows. I think it's "umbunto(sp)" plus it needs a new battery

Mize said...

Ubuntu.

That's some nerd shit there. They love it. I think it's 100% customizable.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Other than that, nothing I don't think."

judges coach on x-factor like on the voice

Spaceman Spiff said...

craig kimbrel is a machine

Mize said...

"craig kimbrel is a machine"

Oh yeah.

Keef said...

H, I'm not going to your events

Jugdish said...

good article

Why I like the Mets said...

jews for jesus

Why I like the Mets said...

is ocho living with aitch?

Why I like the Mets said...

capital one buying hsbc credit card services

Why I like the Mets said...

are you ready for Angry Birds the movie!!!!!!!!

Blue said...

go time

Blue said...

hope tem didn't buy any stocks this morning

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