Tuesday, August 30, 2011

tem views

A Dancing with The Stars lineup I would watch:(not paired with the person they dance with, I don't know the professionals names)

Betty White
Lou Holtz

Yao Ming
Tall Chick From Third Rock From The Sun

Chris Berman
Jenn Brown

Charlie Sheen
Oprah

Britney Spears
Carlton From Fresh Prince of Belaire

Hugh Hefner
Betty White Again - She gets two shots


Fantasy Football Update:
I drafted WRs in the first 4 rounds. Then I didn't draft any more. I felt they were the best players available. We'll see how it goes. My RBs suck. Ced Benson and more shit.


OSU Football Talk
Only talk around here so far is how many wins Fickell (sp?) needs to get to keep the job. Nobody says anything lower than 8, but a lot of people say 8. I think that is BS. 8 won't cut it at tOSU. He needs at least 9, probably 10 wins to stay.

WVU Football Talk
Apparently with this new offense anything less than 4K yards passing out of the QB is a failure. I think he will get there no problem. It'll be interesting to see how they do this year. They should be favored in all of their games except the LSU game. They have LSU at home. I think the most interesting part of the season is going to be seeing who they lose to that they shouldn't. Basically what game pisses me off the most.


OK, I've got work to do.

178 comments:

Jugdish said...

I drafted WRs in the first 4 rounds


good strategy


/matt millen

Jugdish said...

#4 on the list is the town fmjug wants to get married in

tem said...

that is the town she is getting married in.

no jugagement.

tem said...

# 1 on that list is a WaVa town

El Padrino said...

bow chicka bow bow

El Padrino said...

nat geo doing a sep 11 week

was wathcing some of it last night then when walking in i see, well i see it everyday but i see the new joint they are putting up and it reminds me a of a big fat middle finger

USA USA USA

tem said...

it takes me at least 3 readings of el pad's comments to figure out what he means.

tem said...

it is always like a missing comma or some typo that gets me.

Blue said...

watched a show on national geographic about how awesome the new tower is going to be

El Padrino said...

saw that one too

El Padrino said...

you have to see it in person

the glass, it's just gorgeous

El Padrino said...

it has grace and beauty

/aitch

tem said...

they built a new courthouse here with awesome glass windows.

used some sort of high efficiency glass.

so now cell phones and walkie talkies don't work inside the building.

that's trouble for the sheriff's who escort prisoners through the courthouse all the time.

so they have to re-engineer the building so that the walkie talkies work.

they don't think cell phone will ever work very well in the building.

Blue said...

the glass was made of krypton

Blue said...

or kryptonite even

El Padrino said...

inpenetrable, like my ass

Blue said...

did anyone create college pick'em nfl pick'em and suicide leagues yet?

Keef said...

Yep, it's been posted twice since Sunday

El Padrino said...

damn i missed it

Blue said...

fucking keith

El Padrino said...

Kim K music vid

Blue said...

ron ron is going to be on dancing with the stars?

El Padrino said...

thats what they say

Keef said...

NFL pick em
GROUP ID# 38251
PW: tits

Survival league
GROUP ID# 15797
PW: tits

College pick em
GROUP ID# 13594
PW: tits

Jugdish said...

gotta sign up for those later...blocked at work

Blue said...

thanks keith

Keef said...

In case LP missed it...



NFL pick em
GROUP ID# 38251
PW: tits

Survival league
GROUP ID# 15797
PW: tits

College pick em
GROUP ID# 13594
PW: tits

Blue said...

now they have been posted 4 times since sunday

tem said...

In case blue missed it:

NFL pick em
GROUP ID# 38251
PW: tits

Survival league
GROUP ID# 15797
PW: tits

College pick em
GROUP ID# 13594
PW: tits

Jugdish said...

Suite!


/rev

Big Fat Weasel said...

Fuck Irene

tem said...

come on Irene

El Padrino said...

thanks as

Big Fat Weasel said...

EP, do you have power?

Big Fat Weasel said...

National Grid is saying maybe Saturday before they get my electricity going again.

El Padrino said...

"EP, do you have power?"

of course, sorry to hear you dont, a little bit, but not really

Spaceman Spiff said...

black rex ryan

Big Fat Weasel said...

Thanks ya jerk.

Keef said...

National Grid is saying maybe Saturday before they get my electricity going again.


Dude, you're saving money

Jugdish said...

black rex ryan is hilarity

Keef said...

Fuck Irene


Irene knows about a little thing we like to call Operation: Fuck Boston

El Padrino said...

hook up the van with some xmas lights and a disco ball

Big Fat Weasel said...

A bunch of commedians huh?

El Padrino said...

where do you even live like grafton or something

Blue said...

"A bunch of commedians huh?"

none as funny as kevin hart

Big Fat Weasel said...

"where do you even live like grafton or something"

No.

El Padrino said...

movies that had the towers in it

Blue said...

i'll take "links we've already seen" for 400 Alex.

Keef said...

"where do you even live like grafton or something"


Jesus Christ

El Padrino said...

what, like i have to remember where aithc lives

El Padrino said...

i think you live in gilbert

El Padrino said...

i should be quizzed once a month on lov facts

Blue said...

h lives in Boston

El Padrino said...

yeah i know that, was referring to the hood he lived in, is grafton a town in boston i dont know just throing out a name i heard once

like south end or back bay, etc

Keef said...

mize lives in Grafton

Keef said...

Aitch is in Cattleboro* or something

Big Fat Weasel said...

Grafton is about 45 minutes from me, but definitely towards the more rural areas of MA. I live about a half hour south of Boston.

El Padrino said...

"mize lives in Grafton"

yeah he moved out of the burg, but i knew there was a grafton mass on the map

Big Fat Weasel said...

Padrino is right for a change. There is a Grafton, MA

Big Fat Weasel said...

"Aitch is in Cattleboro* or something"

I've heard that name used before. Also Paddleboro after there was an S&M ring busted up here a few years back...in a building directly across from the police station.

Keef said...

Like half the states have a town called Grafton

El Padrino said...

my boss mom lives there, that's how i know it existed

Blue said...

every state has a springfield

Mize said...

"where do you even live like grafton or something"

Standing freaking ovation

Keef said...

"every state has a springfield"

Sorry

Keef said...

35 states have a Springfield or a close cousin; but the following states are Springfield-deficient:

Alaska, Arizona, Connecticut, Hawaii, Iowa, Kansas, Montana, Nevada, New Mexico, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, Utah, Washington, Wyoming.

Jugdish said...

does temhio have a springfield?

Jugdish said...

facebook must be broken...haven't see a rev post in awhile

Jugdish said...

his fb profile pic is him standing by a fenway park enterance wearing a bruins stanley cup champions hat


and here i thought he was a philly fan the whole time.

Jugdish said...

who do you all root for if there is a phillies/red sox world series?

Blue said...

"Sorry"

hilarity that the link is broken

you get this for your shitty link

Mize said...

"who do you all root for if there is a phillies/red sox world series?"


The weather.

Keef said...

"who do you all root for if there is a phillies/red sox world series?"


colov

Keef said...

"hilarity that the link is broken

you get this for your shitty link"


I was afraid of that. I'm blockt* from youztube, so I was hoping that copying the link from Google would work

Jugdish said...

I was hoping that copying the link from Google would work



no

/cmblue

Keef said...

rev is the prototypical front runner fan. Don't hear shit from him when "his teams" aren't doing well. Then he goes to Boston, and, hey the Bruins just won the title and Red Sux are in 1st place. Lemme get a pic of me supporting them

Big Fat Weasel said...

Well, in Rev's defense, he lived up here for a while and is on the record as saying that the Boston teams are his "second teams"

Jugdish said...

i have a pic of me where it looks like im taking a shit in tony tomo's locker.

Jugdish said...

his "second teams"



gayness

Keef said...

Well, in Rev's defense, he lived up here for a while and is on the record as saying that the Boston teams are his "second teams"



Fat guys gotta stick together

s

Keef said...

"gayness"



OK Astros

Big Fat Weasel said...

"OK Astros"

BOOM! Roasted!

El Padrino said...

"who do you all root for if there is a phillies/red sox world series?"

the rapture

Blue said...

my favorite TMQ quote:

"A new Gallup poll shows a record-low 13 percent of Americans believe Congress is doing a good job. My question -- the 13 percent, who are these crackpots? "

El Padrino said...

rev is disgusting

Jugdish said...

OK Astros



astros are not my second team. i hear a lot about them because of local sports talk

Jugdish said...

"A new Gallup poll shows a record-low 13 percent of Americans believe Congress is doing a good job. My question -- the 13 percent, who are these crackpots? "



saw an article today where some in congress believe they don't make enough

El Padrino said...

WALL

hour wall is like 50 tcs points

Blue said...

in this economy, everyone needs a raise

Keef said...

"astros are not my second team. i hear a lot about them because of local sports talk"


You've said before that they're your NL team because you live there

Keef said...

Well, in Rev's defense, he lived up here for a while and is on the record as saying that the Boston teams are his "second teams"



I know he used to live there. Point was, rev is only sporting that pic right now because bolth* of those teams are currently winning

Keef said...

mize, send me your address and hat size so I can send you your fucking hat

Jugdish said...

You've said before that they're your NL team because you live there



wrong...i follow them because i live here. like all houston sports

Blue said...

7 and 5/8ths

Keef said...

"i follow them because i live here. like all houston sports"


exactly. You have a 2nd team in every sport. Apology accepted

Blue said...

houston doesn't have a hockey team

Jugdish said...

it would be a second team if i rooted for them, or posed in front of their stadium like rev.


apology accepted

Jugdish said...

houston doesn't have a hockey team



they have minor league hockey...i go sometimes when the chicago wolves play

Keef said...

"it would be a second team if i rooted for them"


Jugdish said...
keef...bet on the astros record or finish in the division?

I think they will have a better record than that for sure.

March 31, 2011 10:44 AM



apology accepted

Keef said...

El Padrino said...
they have a nice offense and ecent pitching

i agree jug

brett meyers had some good #'s last year




You were doomed with that bet from the word go, jug

Jugdish said...

i still don't care about the astros


apology accepted

Jugdish said...

You were doomed with that bet from the word go, jug



yep

El Padrino said...

astros are terrible

El Padrino said...

they had some injuries

Keef said...

Remember when I said the Cubs were gonna win the Central? That was fun

Keef said...

"they had some injuries"


Yeah, that's why they suck

Jugdish said...

Yeah, that's why they suck



i heard the organization has something like 9 teams from the major leagues down through all the minor leagues...all of them are ten games under .500 or worse

Blue said...

"Remember when I said the Cubs were gonna win the Central? That was fun"

kind of like your Notre Dame prediction last fall

Blue said...

denver is going to bid on the 2022 winter olympics

that might be fun

Keef said...

"kind of like your Notre Dame prediction last fall"


Someone has to cover freak's nonsense in his absence.

RIP

Blue said...

saw a thing on CNN that said freelance camera operators for live sporting events make between 100-150k/year

maybe freak got out of the basement and is living in the penthouse suites now.

Jugdish said...

fatties fighting

Keef said...

fuck deadspin

Jugdish said...

no

/cmblue

Jugdish said...

trouser snakes

Keef said...

No what I was hoping for

/LP

Big Fat Weasel said...

"You were doomed with that bet from the word go, jug"

When you agree with EP, change your opinion.

/H

El Padrino said...

fucking freak

Keef said...

Has the minivan scored you any bitches yet, h?

Big Fat Weasel said...

gfH would stab me if I even attempted.

Keef said...

Good answer. She might be reading this

Keef said...

Did you at least get her prego in the stow & go area?

El Padrino said...

i love the van era

reminds me of the tony macelli van on whos the boss everytime

Big Fat Weasel said...

except I am not Italian...






























































Thank God

El Padrino said...

you wish you were 1/8th italian

El Padrino said...

if you were you'd be skinny and probably have some hair

El Padrino said...

you might be a bit short however

give and take

Big Fat Weasel said...

"if you were you'd be skinny and probably have some hair"

Yea cuz there are no blad, fat eye-talians

Big Fat Weasel said...

*bald

El Padrino said...

later in life they are, 30's
not uh

El Padrino said...

piece

Jugdish said...

later in life they are, 30's
not uh



that's true


/danny devito

Keef said...

Tony Micelli's van was grate

Keef said...

Just pickt* up the Jager & vodker for the summit

Keef said...

Yo VIP. Let's kick it!

Mize said...

Welp, they broke corporate policy and gave the position to one of the supervisors' kid.

Mize said...

Time to look for a new place of employment.

Keef said...

fucked up

Mize said...

"mize, send me your address and hat size so I can send you your fucking hat"


I thought it was a "ship to store" dealy.

Keef said...

"I thought it was a "ship to store" dealy."


alright. When I get home I'll get online and see what Lidz has. Or if you want to check it out and let me know

Keef said...

New or old logo, mize?

Mize said...

"New or old logo, mize?"

I'm on the fence between the current one and the interlocking MB from when they sucked in the 90's.

Keef said...

I can also get it from Amazon with free shipping

Mize said...

I'd rather drive to the mall and essentially pick one out.

Keef said...

You realize ship to store means I've already boat* it and you're just picking it up, right?

Mize said...

Right, but I'd imagine that they'd let me pick which specific cap I want. I don't mean a different model, I just want to make sure they don't give me the janky one in the store.

Keef said...

It doesn't work like that. They don't pick one off the shelf and put in a bag for you to pick up

Keef said...

You're more high maintenance than any bitch I've ever met

Mize said...

Are you sure?

Keef said...

Yeah. They ship the hat to the store when the store makes their next order, that's why it takes a week or so. Otherwise you could just go the day you order and pick it up.

Mize said...

What ever it is.

I'll take a current 59/50 in either 7 1/4 or 7 3/8 if it's available.

Mize said...

"Otherwise you could just go the day you order and pick it up."


That would make the most sense.

Keef said...

Yes it would

Keef said...

But when they have their clearance online, they usually don't have those hats in the store

Keef said...

What ever it is.

I'll take a current 59/50 in either 7 1/4 or 7 3/8 if it's available.




I'm not gonna order it without you seeing it first. Lemme look a minute

Keef said...

$29.99 7 3/8

Mize said...

Looks good to me

Keef said...

Where do you want it shipped

Mize said...

Grafton, Mass.

Keef said...

So you want it shipped to aitch?

/lp

Mize said...

Check your DM inbox

Todd Packer said...

"fuck deadspin"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

That's the address I found online

Keef said...

1 item will be shipped to Mize by Amazon.com.  Estimated delivery September 6, 2011 - September 12, 2011

Keef said...

Members of a rap group founded by Tupac Shakur have released a new video in which they claim they rolled up Pac's ashes with marijuana and SMOKED him after he passed away.

Keef said...

Jug, not to be a pain, but any idear on the room rates? I'm just trying to get my moneys together

Mize said...

"Jug, not to be a pain, but any idear on the room rates? I'm just trying to get my moneys together"


IIRC it worked out to $50/night

Keef said...

Cool, thanks

Keef said...

NFL pick em
GROUP ID# 38251
PW: tits

Survival league
GROUP ID# 15797
PW: tits

College pick em
GROUP ID# 13594
PW: tits

Keef said...

SPARTANBURG COUNTY, S.C.  — A woman at an area McDonald's thought she was getting an iPad at a bargain price, but instead she got a very expensive piece of wood.
Ashley McDowell, 22, said she was getting food at about 10 p.m. Monday when two men approached her in the parking lot. The men showed McDowell a new iPad, and told her that they had bought several of them in bulk at a good price and had them in FedEx boxes in the trunk of their car.



Hilarity. Dumb bitch

Keef said...

The men offered to sell McDowell one of the iPads for $300. She told them that she only had $180, and they agreed to sell her one for that amount.
The men gave McDowell a FedEx box. Once at home, she opened it and found a piece of wood painted black with an Apple logo on it.

Mize said...

I guess nobody's gonna get in the pick ems this year

Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

If SG just jinxed Desmond Jennings today, I'm going to mail him a giant turd

Keef said...

I think I ate too big of a bowl of Fiber One cereal.

I now live in fear of what might happen for the rest of the night.




Jesus Christ, rev

Mize said...

I don't know who Desmond Jennings is

Mize said...

NFL pick em
GROUP ID# 38251
PW: tits

Survival league
GROUP ID# 15797
PW: tits

College pick em
GROUP ID# 13594
PW: tits

Blue said...

ok. go. now.

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