Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Spot start

I'm on vacation so this will be short, lmc.

Hanging out with little kids on the beach is always fun. They get excited about everything.

Some earthquakes happened. East coast one got all the pub, but people died in the one in Colorado. Stupid east coast bias.

I guess I'm rooting for the breers in the playoffs this year.

Jug was to busy getting engaged to come see me while I was in houston,he has another chance on Saturday.

No. /fmjug


177 comments:

Jugdish said...

I didn't realize you were in houston...what for?

I'll actually be in corpus christi for work this weekend.

Blue said...

Just flying through

Jugdish said...

you should be "just flying through" austin for a couple days in about a month

Jugdish said...

Lp might be late today

tem said...

NO /cmblue

tem said...

jug is getting married in arkansas. and parents of fmjug are paying. that is nice.

having someone else pay for the wedding is the bomb.

tem said...

date is arleady set and everything.

fmtem had the date set about 2hrs after we were engaged.

El Padrino said...

good deal jug

El Padrino said...

yeah bitches be crazy you

tem said...

el pad, did you go home and knock fmlp up yet?

tem said...

facebook says she is excited to take the pregnancy test.

tem said...

maybe H will let you borrow his van

El Padrino said...

"el pad, did you go home and knock fmlp up yet?"

no way jose

El Padrino said...

im treating that poontang like meiz from now on

tem said...

i don't know what you and meiz do together

Jugdish said...

how do you treat meiz?

tem said...

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tem said...

"Kyle Busch loses license for 45 days, fined"



fucking pool.

El Padrino said...

"i don't know what you and meiz do together"

what, i mean im rejecting it, putting it on a pedestal like meiz does

pussy?

yuk
/meiz

tem said...

meiz gets laid a lot

tem said...

he wrecks poontang at work

El Padrino said...

yeah

El Padrino said...

buster olney said if voting were today, he'd vote verlander for mvp

we todd did

Keef said...

Mizeanova

Keef said...

"uster olney said if voting were today, he'd vote verlander for mvp

we todd did"




Would they be in first without him?

tem said...

who else would you vote for instead?

Jugdish said...

meiz gets laid a lot




cubs chick.

El Padrino said...

"who else would you vote for instead?"

not a pitcher, thats what the cy young award is for

Keef said...

I didn't see the rule that said they have to be different

El Padrino said...

yeah it's there, it's right under where it says FUCK YOU

you should see it there

Keef said...

So the best pitcher can't be the most valuable player?

Keef said...

Which position player is more valuable?

Keef said...

In Touch Weekly claims in early August Will had become increasingly suspicious that his wife was having an affair with her "HawthoRNe" co-star Marc Anthony and secretly flew home from a movie shoot.  The mag claims Will walked in the house, found Marc Anthony and Jada together and left the house crying.


Wussbag

Jugdish said...

yeah it's there, it's right under where it says FUCK YOU



made me laugh

El Padrino said...

"So the best pitcher can't be the most valuable player?"

you cant compare pitching to hitting

by this logic every year the mvp award should go to an ace pitcher since they make up 20 or so wins for a team on paper

El Padrino said...

gollum says yesterday was not an earthquake but a secret government nuclear test

Keef said...

you cant compare pitching to hitting

by this logic every year the mvp award should go to an ace pitcher since they make up 20 or so wins for a team on paper



So answer the question

El Padrino said...

kerry collins backing up peyton

they scurred

Jugdish said...

people generally have a hard time giving the pitcher the MVP because they play every 5th game. Verlander has had a great year, but its not like they are exactly dominating an average division. i think his name should be in the discussion, but he has two knocks against him.

his teammates only look up to him because he is tall.


he doesn't call his own pitches

El Padrino said...

"Which position player is more valuable?"

all of them

Jugdish said...

gollum says yesterday was not an earthquake but a secret government nuclear test



he is "that" guy

El Padrino said...

apples to oranges keef

El Padrino said...

he is "that" guy

he's everything i hate and so much more

El Padrino said...

he is "that" guy

we didnt land on the moon by the way and the gov shot JFK

Keef said...

by this logic every year the mvp award should go to an ace pitcher since they make up 20 or so wins for a team on paper



No. The team has to win, too. The rest of the Tigers pitching staff is garbage. They wouldn't have a sniff of first place without Verlander. You can make the argument that Granderson and Adrian Gonzalez are as valuable, but you can't leave Verlander out of the conversation IMO

Keef said...

Is Gollim a Ron Paul guy?

Keef said...

*Gollum

El Padrino said...

yes he likes ron paul but only because paul wants to go back to the gold standard

El Padrino said...

adrian gonzalez shouldnt even be in the building when talking about mvp's he doesnt even have 20 hr's

El Padrino said...

ellsbury more valuable than gonzo

with or without roids

El Padrino said...

but you can't leave Verlander out of the conversation

i can

Keef said...

people generally have a hard time giving the pitcher the MVP because they play every 5th game



I undertand that argument, it's valid. But there is also something to say about knowing that your team is almost automatically getting a win whenever he steps on the mound

Keef said...

Ok, so MVPs can't be pitchers and they need to hit HRs. What else?

Jugdish said...

there is a similar point of view towards closers winning the cy young.

Keef said...

I don't think pitchers should be considered for MVP every year, but in a year like this when one pitcher is dominating like LP at a rough touch football game and there aren't any position players that are head and shoulders above the field, you have to consider Verlander

El Padrino said...

"Ok, so MVPs can't be pitchers and they need to hit HRs. What else?"

they dont have to hit home runs but granderson is having a better year than gonzalez and so is bautista i think so that negates the mexican

El Padrino said...

"but in a year like this when one pitcher is dominating"

i just dont recall this every coming up, i mean 2000 Pedro or 84 Doc or Koufax or gibson, etc

El Padrino said...

"there is a similar point of view towards closers winning the cy young."

but at least closers are pitchers

Keef said...

but at least closers are pitchers



Pitchers are players

Keef said...

Bautista is on a shitty team, so he's out. And I didn't say Gonzalez should win, just that he's in the discussion

El Padrino said...

right now i'd say granderson is leading the pack

El Padrino said...

Pitchers are players

but they are not hitters

Keef said...

It's not MVH

El Padrino said...

how can you be more valuable to your team by only participating in what 35-40 games out of 162?

El Padrino said...

keef did you give angel pagan Colitis?

Keef said...

He directly affects those 35-40 games. He has the ball in his hand on every play that they're in the field

Keef said...

keef did you give angel pagan Colitis?



You're welcome

El Padrino said...

Go Blue!

El Padrino said...

A magnitude 5.5 eastern U.S. earthquake usually can be felt as far as 500 km (300 mi) from where it occurred, and sometimes causes damage as far away as 40 km (25 mi).

good to know

Keef said...

Is that nascar driver who lost his license allowed to race without a license?

ns

Spaceman Spiff said...

"SOUTH PHILLY legend Joey Vento, who rose from humble beginnings to open Geno's Steaks at 9th and Passyunk in 1966, died yesterday of a massive heart attack."

rev is sad, will mourn by eating 20 cheesesteaks today

Keef said...

rev doesn't like Geno's

ns

Keef said...

"adrian gonzalez shouldnt even be in the building when talking about mvp's he doesnt even have 20 hr's"


He has 20, padford

El Padrino said...

ah so he finally hit a bomb in august?

El Padrino said...

"died yesterday of a massive heart attack"

wonder if eating cheesesteaks everyday did it?

El Padrino said...

hump day on the chive

El Padrino said...

yo there's a hurricane going on

El Padrino said...

lite brite was the bomb

El Padrino said...

i had a 20 piece last night for dinner

mc nuggs will always be the shit

Jugdish said...

crazy quake damage

Jugdish said...

mc nuggs will always be the shit



mcnuggets are solid, but their fries are the mvp of mcds...they are in just about every meal

Jugdish said...

"If $85 (million) is not enough to take care of my family and other generations of families then I'm pretty stupid, but how much money do you really need in life?" Weaver said Tuesday. "I've never played this game for the money. I played it for the love and the competitive part of it. It just so happens that baseball's going to be taking care of me for the rest of my life."

Mize said...

"Would they be in first without him?"


Breers will finish 1 & 2 in NL MVP

Mize said...

Verlander WAR: 7.4

Granderson WAR: 5.4

Bautista WAR: 7.7



Verlander's your AL MVP right now

Mize said...

My buddy's partying in the hurricane right now.

NS

He's a weather geek that is on vacation in NC

Keef said...

"Breers will finish 1 & 2 in NL MVP"


Double or nothing on the hat bet?

Mize said...

Nnnnnnnope.

El Padrino said...

WAR is flawed

Big Fat Weasel said...

I think it is between Granderson and Elsbury right now, honestly. I don't buy the Pitcher Can't Win MVP argument either, BUT there are pitchers who have had dominating years before and not won it, so I am not sure I am ready to say that this year should be the time.

Keef said...

"WAR is flawed"

Everything is flawed

Mize said...

Yes, but I don't have time to pull up fWAR and things of that ilk.

El Padrino said...

pitchers can only effect the game in one direct way

Keef said...

"BUT there are pitchers who have had dominating years before and not won it, so I am not sure I am ready to say that this year should be the time."


A pitcher dominating in the same year that a position player is dominating is different. There isn't a position player this year where you can say "whoa, the trophy is his"

El Padrino said...

"WAR is flawed"

Everything is flawed"

especially your face

Keef said...

"pitchers can only effect the game in one direct way"


A) affect
B) I forgot how grate Ellsbury & Granderson are in the field
C) Position players maybe are involved in 10% of the plays during a game. And that's a high estimate. Pitchers control every play they are in the field

El Padrino said...

keef's point is fair i guess, he just wants him in the discussion that's fine

but if it were my discussion i'd not include him is my point

Mize said...

His fWAR is 6.3

Grandy fWAR: 6.0

Bautista fWAR: 7.6

Keef said...

"keef's point is fair i guess, he just wants him in the discussion that's fine"


Right. I'm not saying he's a sure fire winner. Just saying he shouldn't be excluded because he doesn't bat

Keef said...

and apology accepted

Mize said...

Work time

Keef said...

"Bautista fWAR: 7.6"


Man, without him they'd be in last place

Keef said...

"but if it were my discussion i'd not include him is my point"


Understood. I'm just trying to convince you

El Padrino said...

good hitters affect lineups, opposing pitchers, good baserunners affect opposing pitchers, other team strategy, stela bases, go first to third on hits, throw out baserunners, break up double plays, intangibles

once the pitcher releases that ball he has NO control over anything he has to rely on someone who plays everyday to catch it, then that person or player who caught it needs to worry about hitting

Keef said...

"once the pitcher releases that ball he has NO control over anything he has to rely on someone who plays everyday to catch it, then that person or player who caught it needs to worry about hitting"

It's not like the pitcher just lobs it up there and hopes that someone ketches* is. Once Verlander releases that ball, more times than not the batter doesn't make contact with it

El Padrino said...

no argument there

El Padrino said...

but you cant get a no hitter without 7 guys behind you

Big Fat Weasel said...

I can't believe I find myself agreeing with EP on something...

Big Fat Weasel said...

btw, H is no working the dispatch desk 11a-6p EST instead of the night shift. EOW

El Padrino said...

"I can't believe I find myself agreeing with EP on something..."

you said this the last time

Big Fat Weasel said...

I know... this is riDQlous

Big Fat Weasel said...

AJA I am legitimately shocked whenever we agree.

Jugdish said...

AJA I am legitimately shocked whenever we agree.



i agree

/Lp

El Padrino said...

yeah so am i despite the hatred of each others city i guess the fact that we are east coast til we die has something to do with that

El Padrino said...

i really hate philly and i hate boston and thats about it

but philly more than anything

Big Fat Weasel said...

Yea, Philly does suck.

El Padrino said...

giants claim Heaf* Bell

Keef said...

"but you cant get a no hitter without 7 guys behind you"


Can you drive in 100 runs and score 100 runs without other hitters batting you in?
And Verlander shouldn't be considered MVP because he threw a no hitter. That's like saying Bautista should be MVP because he had a 3 HR game

Keef said...

Shoulda said drive in 100 runs without other batters getting on base

El Padrino said...

i was using an extreme sarcastic type example with the no hitter

Keef said...

"i was using an extreme sarcastic type example with the no hitter"

Ah.

Keef said...

We should make up a type of designation for sarcastic comments so people don't get confused

tem said...

i wouldn't be shocked if the govt shot jfk.

i wouldn't be shocked if the earthquake was some sort of govt test.

i would be shocked if we really didn't land on the moon.

tem said...

Is that nascar driver who lost his license allowed to race without a license?



yes. you don't need a drivers license to race NASCAR

Big Fat Weasel said...

"yes. you don't need a drivers license to race NASCAR"

Misst* this question, but Tem is right. They aren't driving on public roadways so no license needed.

El Padrino said...

you've seen this simon cowell shit?

weirdmotherfucker

tem said...

"We should make up a type of designation for sarcastic comments so people don't get confused"


i propose ns.

for "Notation of Sarcasm"

tem said...

kerry collins to replace peyton manning. good job.

Keef said...

"Misst* this question, but Tem is right"


I didn't believe tem, but now I do

El Padrino said...

NBC has made a pilot commitment to a drama about the boom of pro wrestling in the 1980s that will be executive produced by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Jerry Bruckheimer.

Keef said...

I need to renew our home warranty in the next week or so, it's like $500. We got a flier in the mail yesterday for one that is only $295 per year. That seems better

Keef said...

"NBC has made a pilot commitment to a drama about the boom of pro wrestling in the 1980s that will be executive produced by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Jerry Bruckheimer."

Fuck that shit. Just bring back Saturday Night's Main Event

tem said...

why would you not believe me on a NASCAR question?

i am pretty good with NASCAR and country music info.

El Padrino said...

kerry collins to replace peyton manning. good job.

padfast

tem said...

the repairs for the $295 one are done by fence guy.

Keef said...

"why would you not believe me on a NASCAR question?"


It was an extreme sarcastic comment

Keef said...

"the repairs for the $295 one are done by fence guy."


Ah fuck

tem said...

not padfast. i want to talk about it more.

tem said...

"It was an extreme sarcastic comment"

then you should have noted it as sarcasm is the NS designation.

Keef said...

I'll notate your face

Mike said...

Before the needle goes in, Cowell's arm is frozen with a spray so that it doesn't hurt.



wussbag

Jugdish said...

oops

Jugdish said...

stupid google

tem said...

"I'll notate your face"

umm thanks.

Jugdish said...

pulled pork in the crock pot at home...house will smell suite (unless it burned down)

Big Fat Weasel said...

TP, Beth, Rev, Ep and H all better be prepared for hurrican weather this weekend.

Big Fat Weasel said...

2 year old attacked by a coyote in a Boston suburb.

Keef said...

Finally!!! O:FEC

El Padrino said...

i aint prepared for no hurricane

fuck this shit

El Padrino said...

i'm on the 2nd floor anyway

El Padrino said...

holy shit the metsies won!

Big Fat Weasel said...

"i'm on the 2nd floor anyway"

Um, isn't that worse?

El Padrino said...

not if there is a flood

Big Fat Weasel said...

Solid point... I guess

El Padrino said...

va

Big Fat Weasel said...

They bumped a concert that is being held at Gillette Stadium from Sunday to Friday...

El Padrino said...

im not gonna be the pshycho that goes out to the store for canned goods and gallson of water

El Padrino said...

piece

Jugdish said...

im not gonna be the pshycho that goes out to the store for canned goods and gallson of water, im gonna be the pshycho (sic) that asks my neighbor for theirs because i wasn't smart enough to do it



fixed

Jugdish said...

jug knows hurricanes

Keef said...

You shouldn't drink a gallson of water anyway

Big Fat Weasel said...

Homer Padrino: All clear kids!! Hey I don't remember a bowling alley being there. AHHHHHH!

Big Fat Weasel said...

This Libya situation is crazy.

Let freedom ring!

Big Fat Weasel said...

How long before the next ruthless regime takes over?

Big Fat Weasel said...

Nancy Reagan fell in Cali today. I think Spiff pushed her.

Big Fat Weasel said...

Pilots are gonna start using iPads instead of paper charts and manuals. How long before a plane crashes because the pilot was playing Angry Birds?

Mize said...

The SAME!

Keef said...

Planes fly themselves, bro

Keef said...

"Planes fly themselves, bro"



Not the way we do it.

/al qaeda

Keef said...

too soon?

Mize said...

Time for whore shoes

Todd Packer said...

"TP, Beth, Rev, Ep and H all better be prepared for hurrican weather this weekend."

Tampa looks to be in the clear

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO "

Keef said...

I hope he'll make it ok

Keef said...

Mize said...
I walked out of the UPS Store 1 year ago today


Jobs wanted to be like mize

Keef said...

Turd

Mize said...

Back to the Breer's on fire avi

Jugdish said...

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