Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Spot Start Blue is Killing Cats

"Cats mysteriously disappearing in Colo. town... "

Ok so we got Blue covered. Kod's gonna be pissed at you.

Kevin Nash is back.

I wish i was going to the Summit. Barring a miracle I will not. Keef can gloat now.

Obama is on vacation again.

This was an elightnening story: Honeymoon

10 year ann this year for sept 11th, just a heads up.....




104 comments:

tem said...

blah

El Padrino said...

word

El Padrino said...

im puting a BUY rating on WMT tem

El Padrino said...

wait the hurricanes cheated?
why did they suck then

Keef said...

10 year ann this year for sept 11th, just a heads up


No shit?

tem said...

what is WMT?

tem said...

WMT is like $5 off of their 2 year high. so what, they can gain like 9%?

tem said...

so when miami played tosu last year nobody won?

Keef said...

wait the hurricanes cheated?
why did they suck then


Gonna lose their 2001 title

El Padrino said...

"WMT is like $5 off of their 2 year high. so what, they can gain like 9%?"

I expect them to break through the 52 week high within 12-15 months

either way it's a safe play, 9% is better than 0%

Jugdish said...

either way it's a safe play, 9% is better than 0%



are those your odds for next year's summit?

El Padrino said...

these flash mobs that go around robbing people, can the store owners shoot them?

like under the law of our land with homeowners you can shoot someone entering your house if you feel like your life is in danger

wonder if one day we'll read astory where a flash mob robs the wrong 7-11 owner and he kills some kids

gonna be fucked up

El Padrino said...

"are those your odds for next year's summit?"

if we do a third, I'm in, gteeing it

just got alot of crap going on right now, almost done paying off debts (got like 15K or so left) and oct 7th is our wed anni so we going somewhere then the next week is weekend with boys in AC and my sons christening so money is just tight, too tight to just fly off to texas for a weekend of debauchery and general hilarity

if we would hav planned this like, in april i would have jumped on it

s

not to mention i havent had the "football trip" convo with cmep yet that i'm secretly planning (Baltimore) which will cost like 4 hundo

shes down with me going btw, you dont beleive that and thats fine but she is down with the idea, she thinks its nuts but still

El Padrino said...

oh nother wrinkle, cmep works weekends and finding a babysitter is murder round these parts, especially for an overnighter and 2 kids

El Padrino said...

Kevin Federline welcomes baby #5

jesus

Spaceman Spiff said...

"(Baltimore) which will cost like 4

seems like a small budget for traveling, eats/drinks, and footyball

Jugdish said...

i imagine we'll discuss locations for summit III that weekend too

Spaceman Spiff said...

"oh nother wrinkle, cmep works weekends and finding a babysitter is murder round these parts, especially for an overnighter and 2 kids"

jonah hill is available

Keef said...

Good link

tem said...

links have been solid lately.

El Padrino said...

"seems like a small budget for traveling, eats/drinks, and footyball"

for baltimore it's easy

wolf's dads truck, 1-95 so no airfare, we are comfy and we can tailgate so beers are cheap and eats

only real money spent is game tickets and hotel one night and sat night debauchery

tem said...

eteo

El Padrino said...

jonah hill looks better fat

El Padrino said...

bmore game tickets are some of the cheaper ones in the league, i can get in the stadium for about $70

tem said...

eteo was for the solid linking comment.

Spaceman Spiff said...

fixed link

tem said...

eteo was for the solid linking comment.

tem said...

so nice i posted it twice apparently.

Spaceman Spiff said...

socal lobster roll truck is gonna be in my city tonight, never comes this far south, suite

tem said...

what does el pad think about Eli saying he is in Brady's class?

El Padrino said...

i think what is he supposed to say, no i bow down to thomas edward brady

we all know brady is better with that said i still have yet to figure out how much of brady's success is scheme

kevin gilbride is a fat retarded turkey neck weeble wobble

the exact opposite of the hooded one

Keef said...

Eli can go rape hisself

El Padrino said...

casino

El Padrino said...

you'd kill a cat to get eli on the bengals

Jugdish said...

you'd kill a cat to get eli on the bengals



NO!!!

/kod

Keef said...

The best part about weeble wobbles is they don't fall down

Keef said...

you'd kill a cat to get eli on the bengals



Negative

Jugdish said...

but if one happens to get caught in your engine...

Keef said...

Don't get me wrong. I'm not against killing cats

Keef said...

Linda Hogan on Tuesday implied that her ex-husband, Hulk Hogan, carried on an “intimate relationship” with his best pal out of the ring, Ed "Brutus Beefcake" Leslie. The ex wife of the immortal grappler appeared on Matty P’s Radio Happy Hour when the host went through a series of questions culled from fan emails; at one point, he asked Linda if her ex and Beefcake carried on "an intimate relationship." "Wow, I don't know how to answer this, so I don't end up getting a lawsuit,” she said, laughing. “A little bird told me, ‘Yes they think they did.’”

El Padrino said...

yea, troubling

El Padrino said...

can we give the cy young award to verlander now?

tem said...

no, he has to wait until the end of the season.

tem said...

haha, brutus the barber's name was Ed.

tem said...

hilarity.


Ed and Terry. Kind of sounds like a gay couple.


Brutus the Barber Beefcake and Hulk Hogan....well doesn't sound too gay. But Brutus Beefcake is kinda gay sounding.

Keef said...

Barbers are gay

/LP

Spaceman Spiff said...

"can we give the cy young award to verlander now?"

you should read LOV WE

Spaceman Spiff said...

did i post dese tits already

El Padrino said...

yes you did

lil jew bitch

Spaceman Spiff said...

larger version

Big Fat Weasel said...

Spiff is a big fan of dem tits, cuz he posted her 3 times.

Keef said...

spiff is kosher

El Padrino said...

chives hump day

you go here spiff?

El Padrino said...

17 is fascinating

Spaceman Spiff said...

only visit the chive when you link it

Big Fat Weasel said...

Maybe I am missing something. How do we know she is Jewish?

El Padrino said...

i can tell

El Padrino said...

for a ladies man, you should be able to tell too

Keef said...

h is a soccer mom, not a ladies man

Keef said...

My theory is that h boat* the minivan because femh is prego

El Padrino said...

im glad aitch didnt let debt stand in the way of procreating

Jugdish said...

ski trip condo booked...suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Bill Simmons 2005...

I'm making it my mission in life to bring this league down before my daughter is old enough to watch a game

2011...

I get the reasons for having the WNBA - my 6-year-old daughter loves basketball and is begging me to take her to a Sparks game
"

hilarity

tem said...

that seems like mailbag fodder

Big Fat Weasel said...

GfH is not pregnant. Please stop putting that karma out in the universe.

El Padrino said...

she on birf control?

birf control is the bestest

El Padrino said...

although i like pulling out and hosing down the belly

Jugdish said...

This chick i used to work with, who is married and has 2 kids, just posted this on fb:

"Thank you H! You are a lifesaver!!!"



aitch?

Keef said...

Hopefully femh has a girl in the oven

Big Fat Weasel said...

Fuck you Keith.

Keef said...

thank you

Keef said...

Just don't take out all your anger on the kid

El Padrino said...

ha

Keef said...

The Summit has turnt* into a dual bachelor party and a baby shower

El Padrino said...

i got a sporadic 2nd job lined up at a catering hall

El Padrino said...

getting into HD is proving impossible, you have to be a genius i guess

Keef said...

"i got a sporadic 2nd job lined up at a catering hall"

Do you have a license for that?

El Padrino said...

i gotta work on that commerc. license

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont need direct tv for sunday ticket anymore, just need a PS3

Keef said...

I already have a Wii & XBox that I don't use

El Padrino said...

i'll give you cash for the xbox

El Padrino said...

dont need direct tv for sunday ticket anymore, just need a PS3

whatchutalkinboutwillis?

Todd Packer said...

"The Summit has turnt* into a dual bachelor party and a baby shower"

made me h

Spaceman Spiff said...

"whatchutalkinboutwillis?'

direct tv partnering with playstation, pay the sunday ticket fee whatever it is and watch sunday ticket on your PS3, no contract with direct tv needed

El Padrino said...

i see

tem said...

need that for xbox 360

Mize said...

Sony is a major sponsor for the NFL. It'll never happen on 360.

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

i'll give you cash for the xbox


I don't take frozen money

Big Fat Weasel said...

That's suite* that the Sunday Ticket is gonna be on PS3

Keef said...

Turd

Mize said...

PS3 sucks

Keef said...

Master Chef finale was suite

Big Fat Weasel said...

It was pretty good. Surprising winner.

Mize said...

Does Rev even have a job anymore? Or does he make so much that he can afford to do whatever the fuck he wants?

tem said...

Way to spoil it

tem said...

Actually never watched master chef. No idea which show it is.

tem said...

Why would you think rev has no job?

tem said...

Chopped suck fmtem everytime. I don't know what half those ingredients are so it does not suck me

Mize said...

"Why would you think rev has no job?"


All the extracurricular activities during the day.

Big Fat Weasel said...

Meiz = green eyed monster

Mize said...

"Meiz = green eyed monster"

Okay. Not sure if that's an insult.

Mize said...

I'm very envious of a lot of people

Big Fat Weasel said...

Not an insult. Just stating facts.

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