Tuesday, August 16, 2011

So why is

So why is saying fuck you to someone a mean thing? Aren't you really saying you hope they get laid? Getting laid is a good thing. Or at least can be. I mean what if I said fuck you and then Jennifer Aniston fucked you. You'd be a happy guy or girl in Beth's case. Shouldn't we yell rape you at people? I mean most people don't want raped, it is the bad kind of fucking. And as we all know, you can't rape the willing, so J. Aniston ain't raping anyone here. So I say to the SUV who cut me off today, rape you, bastard.

In more important sports news Thome hit his 600th. I don't see how he doesn't make the HoF. I mean maybe he roided, maybe not, but to my knowledge he hasn't been implicated once. I know his average and stuff is low and he wasn't a stellar fielder, but he is the 8th dude to hit 600. He should be in. In other HoF news, when is Frank Thomas eligible? He is a first ballot guy right? He had like 2 or 3 MVP awards and I think he got to 500 HRs? Did he?

Mike* Sanchez would have gotten his ass beat by Rex Ryan. Seriously. I mean I know Rex is like 20 or more years older than Mike* and Mike* is a professional athlete, but no, Mike* can't beat Rex up. He could beat Buddy up....is Buddy dead? Either way, dead or alive, Mike* Sanchez could beat up Buddy Ryan.

I'm gonna read the Simmons Mailbag II. I hope it is OK.

If you couldn't tell work has been busy for me lately. I am not sure I like it. Getting paid is nice, but the work part sucks. I really think I would be a great lottery winner. I know how to make the money last and not waste it and I am really good at not working. I am easily entertained and thus cheaply entertained. I get mad at all the lotto winners that blow their money in 2 years. Rape them. They suck. Let me win $200 million dollars and I can show them how it is done. Then I can write a book. How to Win $200 million and not blow it in 2 years.

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Beth said...

"How to Win $200 million and not blow it in 2 years."

1st and only chapter: Don't spend so much you asshole.

Done

Beth said...

Oh and in lovAD Rev posted a link to what he thought was Cott's current info. Well HERE is the most up to date info on him. Dude has apparently started his own firm.

Jugdish said...

im surprised rev didn't post a link to the old cott blog and say "it looks like he started a sports blog too"

tem said...

and he is in atlanta, so beth can fuck him.

Beth said...

That's cute that you assume I haven't already.

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tem said...

you can fuck him again regardless of whether or not you fucked him before.

tem said...

good start to year 6.

Keef said...

Tem is confused as to whether he thinks Sanchez can beat up Egan

Keef said...

Ryan

tem said...

how so?

Beth said...

"good start to year 6"

wtf is this year 6 shit, what are you talking about???

/ep

Jugdish said...

lp was celebrating when we hit 5 years, 9 and a half months

Beth said...

Well that's average for blog celebrations dammit!

/ep

El Padrino said...

"Dude has apparently started his own firm."

it's pretty close to the businesses i support

Jugdish said...

he didn't mention anything about selling mattresses

Jugdish said...

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Keef said...

how so?



Because I'm having trouble reading this morning

Keef said...

it's pretty close to the businesses i support


$.25 peep shows?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Delonte West
It's official.. Pride 2 the side.. just filled out a application at Home Depot.. Lockout aint a game..
"

tem said...

"
Because I'm having trouble reading this morning

"

that's why you aren't my reader.

tem said...

delonte will be new fence guy.

tem said...

instead of working at home depot why don't these guys just do ads for stupid local businesses.

that has to pay more than home depot.


delonte west for Al's Wild Wacky Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium!


or whatever that is.

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

idiot GIF

El Padrino said...

thank god for nba

you know how many delinquents we'd have running around this place without it

El Padrino said...

did i read that tweet wrong last night? did thome homer off mark schleretchhshf's kid?

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea #600

El Padrino said...

if im titans i tell cj to go fuck himself

Keef said...

hank god for nba

you know how many delinquents we'd have running around this place without it




So it would be like one giant version of NYC, basically

El Padrino said...

rb's grow on trees in that league dumbass

read a book

Keef said...

if im titans i tell cj to go fuck himself



Why

Keef said...

If he doesn't perform, the team can cancel is contract. If he outperforms his contract, why can't he request a new one?

El Padrino said...

he can request a new one

and they offered to make him highest paid RB

but no he wants to be highest paid period

fuck him

Keef said...

I bet you would

El Padrino said...

oh stop, defending some jackass millionaire just to say opposite of me

El Padrino said...

there is no doubt he outplayed his rookie deal but tenn is fair in offering him top rb in game pay

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP blue keef

Keef said...

"oh stop, defending some jackass millionaire just to say opposite of me"


This has nothing to do with you. Dude is one of, what, 4 guys to run for 2000 yards? I have no problem with him wanting to be the top paid player

Keef said...

"there is no doubt he outplayed his rookie deal but tenn is fair in offering him top rb in game pay"


Hasn't he said they haven't offered him anything yet?

El Padrino said...

Hasn't he said they haven't offered him anything yet?

lies

Keef said...

"lies"


Why is it that he's lying and not the team? Because he's black?

El Padrino said...

"Dude is one of, what, 4 guys to run for 2000 yards?"

6 i think and he'll never duplicate 09 ever again

El Padrino said...

"Why is it that he's lying and not the team? Because he's black?"

because he can't read

Spaceman Spiff said...

if he was offered something, the numbers would have been leaked

Keef said...

"6 i think and he'll never duplicate 09 ever again"


Maybe noone will

Keef said...

But he did it once, more than anyone else who is currently playing has done

Keef said...

Unless Jamal Lewis is still playing

El Padrino said...

good for mr. gooden

Keef said...

"if he was offered something, the numbers would have been leaked"



HA!! Go rape yourself, LP

tem said...

i think TN has said something like:

"if you come back to camp then we will present an offer that makes you the highest paid RB"

tem said...

and he says:

"if you write and offer to make me the highest paid player i will come to camp"

Keef said...

And teams never lie

Jugdish said...

if he was offered something, the numbers would have been leaked



tits said they were ready to make him the top paid running back, johnson said he hasn't seen an offer yet. He doesn't want top RB money, he wants top player money.

tem said...

if TN is willing to pay him more they should just make the offer even if he isn't in camp yet.

Jugdish said...

if im titans i tell cj to go fuck himself



says the guy who's team way overpaid for eli manning

Keef said...

"says the guy who's team way overpaid for eli manning"



No problem with paying money to a white guy.

/LP

Jugdish said...

chris johnson was just the titans black workhorse

tem said...

eli is basically elite

/LP

El Padrino said...

says the guy who's team way overpaid for eli manning

qb >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rb

El Padrino said...

you have to overpay qb's
it's a qb league

Keef said...

"you have to overpay qb's"


Unless Vick, Garrard, or Vince Young hold out

Jugdish said...

they overpaid him because he won a super bowl...cj is looking to be paid because he rushed for 2k

Keef said...

cj is looking to be paid because he rushed for 2k



And he's averaged like 1500 yds over his 3 years

Keef said...

But we're arguing about it just because it's LP

tem said...

carson palmer thinks CJ should just retire.

El Padrino said...

"But we're arguing about it just because it's LP"

so you would make him the highest paid player

got it

you can be a gm and kod can be a trader, would be perfect

El Padrino said...

i say make him highest paid rb, fair, dont disagree

but highest paid player in league

yeah no thanks

Jugdish said...

you can be a gm and kod can be a trader, would be perfect



if he is only going to accept being the highest paid player in the league then he is nuts...I'd say something between highest paid rb and player is fair though. He wants to be paid with the highest playmakers in the league, which he is.

tem said...

i say tell him to go rape himself.

tem said...

he'll make $400K and like it

El Padrino said...

five guys

tem said...

shocking el pad links 5 guys links

Jugdish said...

i thought it was going to be something else

/Lp

Keef said...

"you can be a gm and kod can be a trader, would be perfect"


Probably would do better than you do at selling mattresses

Jugdish said...

vampire

Big Fat Weasel said...

Keef/LP slappers are always quality.

Big Fat Weasel said...

P.S. I bought the van.

Keef said...

"P.S. I bought the van."

H Foley

Jugdish said...

P.S. I bought the van.




is it like the van in Old School?

or the teen wolf van?

Jugdish said...

or mutt cutts from dumb and dumber?

Keef said...

P.S. I bought the van


fixed

Big Fat Weasel said...

Elsbury with his 21st HR. Roids?

Keef said...

you need roids for 21 HR?

Keef said...

"P.S. I bought the van."


Good thing you already have a girl

Jugdish said...

P.S. I bought the van



fixed

Keef said...

nice link

Beth said...

Jug's just taking it slow with the link, can't give it to us right away.

Jugdish said...

ooops...oh well. I'm not looking it back up. It did say "Vantastic" though

El Padrino said...

aitch got a mystery machine

Mize said...

I'm alive. Breer's game last night was suite.

Mize said...

"Delonte West
It's official.. Pride 2 the side.. just filled out a application at Home Depot.. Lockout aint a game.."


If Delonte West gets a job at HD, and I couldn't...

Mize said...

So, LP is always looking at offers from other teams for more money because he's worth it.

But an independent contractor like an athlete can't do the same thing. Got it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Elsbury with his 21st HR. Roids?"

hasnt gotten an extension yet, wants to get paid

Spaceman Spiff said...

crawfords contract sucks even more now

El Padrino said...

"So, LP is always looking at offers from other teams for more money because he's worth it."

we dont sign contracts

El Padrino said...

and millions compared to thousands is apples/oranges

especially when you already have a few milly

El Padrino said...

pepperidge farm is the bomb

El Padrino said...

imagine it was a real farm and it grew cookies

such a lovely thought

Keef said...

"So, LP is always looking at offers from other teams for more money because he's worth it.

But an independent contractor like an athlete can't do the same thing. Got it."


I hate defending LP, but that's not really the same thing

El Padrino said...

DOUBLE DRAGON!!

Keef said...

"I'm alive. Breer's game last night was suite."


You're closing in on rev territory, mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem

"Yuengling to Ohio in October. "

tem said...

"Yuengling to Ohio in October. "


this is filed under believe it when i see it.

it's been rumored to be coming to ohio for at least 3 years now.

well rumored for even longer. the rumors have been "serious" for at least 3 years.

when it does happen though, sales of that shit will be tremendous in ohio.

Jugdish said...

what about temhio?

El Padrino said...

i have a 12 of yingling* in da fridge right now

tem said...

temhio has it.

sources of it can not be divulged

Jugdish said...

sources of it can not be divulged



not ohio

El Padrino said...

whiskey tango wedding

El Padrino said...

playboy club on network tv?

stop it

Big Fat Weasel said...

H is a big fan of Yeungling. Wish I could get it in MA.

Big Fat Weasel said...

And Keith I figured you'd appreciate this irony. My autocorrect wanted to change Yeungling to grumbling.

Todd Packer said...

"H is a big fan of Yeungling. Wish I could get it in MA."

not a fan

Keef said...

autocorrect sucks

Jugdish said...

wussbags

Mize said...

Meh. Getting money is getting money.

Spaceman Spiff said...

UFC to FOX starts 2012, spike and versus shit moving to FX, suite wont have to stream versus events anymore

Spaceman Spiff said...

up to 4 events per year on FOX

Tyler said...

Why hasn't Kod joined the Football League? Should I move the draft to the 27? Please advice.

Tyler said...

Remember please advice? OLDSCHOOL.

Tyler said...

So when/why did Freak leave LoV?

Tyler said...

Can't believe I missed the five year post...

Tyler said...

I gotta go to the bathroom. I expect answers by the time I get back.

Spaceman Spiff said...

-kod dont give a shit about fantasy football
-yea
-freak gonna freak

Mize said...

Please advice is still around.

Freak is a freelance a/v guy, so he doesn't have time for this shit.

Kod is flaky

Tyler said...

Goddammit Kod, there is a fake trophy on the line!!! Man up!!!

Tyler said...

So Freak is not going to the Summit unless there is a Jesus Convention and he is being paid to handle a boom mike for local coverage?

Tyler said...

RE: "How to Win $200 million and not blow it in 2 years. "

Yeah, it's really simple; even if you take the payout, which would be like $100M, and after Uncle Sam is done raping you for half, you're still set at like $50M. 15 interest on $50M is $500,000. You live off interest. If you can't live off of $500,000, you are an idiot. END OF BOOK.

Seriously, live off interest, buy a house, pay it off in 1-3 years with said interest.

What happens to most people (not unlike what happens to pro players too) is that you get everyone coming out of the woodwork axing for a handout or a "loan" or to "invest in my terrible business idear and/or money sucking real estate investment". Or they invest it in the stock market and lose their shirt. Irregardless, they are morons.

Tyler said...

15 should have been 1%

Tyler said...

I miss the days of 5% savings accounts.

Tyler said...

5% seems like it's never gonna happen again in my lifetime.

Tyler said...

We got an email from the Dean today, it went like this: RECORD ENROLLMENTS! RECORD INCOME! $4.4 MILLION SAVED INTO THE RESERVE FUND! STILL CAN'T GIVE ANYONE A RAISE!

Todd Packer said...

has anyone done any research on freak's last comment on lov? did he mention anything about quitting?

Jugdish said...

Why hasn't Kod joined the Football League? Should I move the draft to the 27? Please advice.

is there still an open spot?

Tyler said...

They're going to evaluate different options on how to "celebrate this success"; which means we'll just get more reusable grocery bags and coffee cups with the stupid logo screened onto them. YAY!!!

Tyler said...

"is there still an open spot?"

Yes, we are sitting at nine teams right now.

Tyler said...

I've got a way to "celebrate our success"; it's called fixing the goddamn air ducts on the third goddamn floor. It's 80+ degrees at all times; it blows heat all the time. I was soaking in ball sweat today.

Jugdish said...

ill join...i may have the email. ill check

Tyler said...

I am kind of in a bad mood right now.

Mize said...

"So Freak is not going to the Summit unless there is a Jesus Convention and he is being paid to handle a boom mike for local coverage?"



::looks at Jug::

Tyler said...

Jug, it's league #161450

Password is pathword

Jugdish said...

roster is all flex positions right?


s

Jugdish said...

thanks

Jugdish said...

::looks at Jug::



maybe he can follow us around with a boom mic and camera like e-tru hollywood story


e-tru interwebs story

Tyler said...

Jesus or sock convention. Either one would work. What does he make, $50/day plus $15/day stipend for breakfast/lunch? We should contact him as a fake company and send him a greyhound ticket to Austin.

Tyler said...

"maybe he can follow us around with a boom mic and camera like e-tru hollywood story"

I like this idear. We just pay his day rate and sock stipend and it should work.

Mize said...

Something's wrong with my jaw. It started clicking a week or two ago.

Mize said...

"I like this idear. We just pay his day rate..."


No thanks.

Tyler said...

"Something's wrong with my jaw."

You're making this way too easy Mize...

Mize said...

Maybe he'll just show up, though.

Tyler said...

"No thanks."

That's like $10/day each.

Jugdish said...

hate trying to think of a name sometimes

Jugdish said...

You're making this way too easy Mize...



hilarity

Mize said...

"That's like $10/day each."

No thanks.

Mize said...

"hate trying to think of a name sometimes"


Every time

Jugdish said...

went with zorse force again, but ill change it. best one in there is cmlps fb page

Jugdish said...

i want a drink, but waiting until thursday

Keef said...

went with zorse force again, but ill change it. best one in there is cmlps fb page


YES!

Keef said...

I'm making lemon chicken and flied lice

Tyler said...

I should make flied lice tonight. Good call.

Tyler said...

I've got eggs, I need some peas or something tho.

Big Fat Weasel said...

I gotta start saving cash for the Summit.

Todd Packer said...

"I gotta start saving cash for the Summit."

stop dropping cash on suite minivans

Spaceman Spiff said...

wait, little league softball on WWL2 now, the fuck is this shit

Keef said...

I've got eggs, I need some peas or something tho.



I used corn

Keef said...

wait, little league softball on WWL2 now, the fuck is this shit




Goddamn, I gotta get down there with my van!!!

/h

Mize said...

"I've got eggs, I need some peas or something tho."


you ain't got no shicken?

Mize said...

broccoli?
carrots?
mushrooms?

Tyler said...

Naw, noon* of that. The fridge and the freezer be bare, you.

Keef said...

Canned corn, yo

Keef said...

Jug, how much are the rooms?


Tem, how much is the room on Thursday?

Keef said...

hahahahaha

Mize said...

So, is nobody staying until Monday now?

Keef said...

So, is nobody staying until Monday now?



You are. Let the woe flow

Mize said...

Not alone, I'm not.

Keef said...

Ellsbury with another HR. He shot up in between games.

/h

Jugdish said...

if i remember right, H and i are leaving monday morning and heading back to houston.


ill post the room prices on thursday...don't have the information handy right now

Tyler said...

I'm leaving Sunday night.

Keef said...

I'm leaving Sunday morning

Mize said...

"if i remember right, H and i are leaving monday morning and heading back to houston."


Word.

Todd Packer said...

I'm pretty sure ep is staying until Monday too








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Keef said...

Lp leaves the same time as TP

Todd Packer said...

"Lp leaves the same time as TP"

it's august bro

Mize said...

"it's august bro"


Damn right.

Mize said...

Looks like I'm not getting in until about noon, at this point. T-bone's gotta wait for a brother.

Mize said...

I gotta go look at Dems and Dats from yesterday

Mize said...

We're gonna sabotage the whore shoes banquet night because it's during Summit weekend.

Tyler said...

Mize, I will wait. I'm sure there will be some kind of delay on my flight; if not I'll figure something out. Probably at a bar in the airport.

Tyler said...

Between the invitations and this stupid website, I am never getting married, ever again. Only doing this once.

Mize said...

I sometimes forget about the getting married thing. This is like a mini LOV bachelor party. Except without strippers and cocaine.

Big Fat Weasel said...

Jug has a knack for attracting hookers, so we have that aspect of the bachelor party covered.

Mize said...

We could probably find the coke in a college town.

Mize said...

Co-worker that is from Georgia cooked & brought in breakfast today.

Cheese eggs
Biscuits & sausage gravy
Grits

that shit was good.

Tyler said...

"Co-worker that is from Georgia cooked & brought in breakfast today."

You should tap that.

Tyler said...

Just spent a couple of hours redesigning the website and FMTyler said she liked it better the other way, with one minor (major) change that was based off the new design. Fuck it, I'm going to bed.

Big Fat Weasel said...

^ typical woman ^

Mize said...

I have shit letters in this game, Jug

Mize said...

"Just spent a couple of hours redesigning the website..."


Yours or this one?

El Padrino said...

i read lovad

El Padrino said...

congrats t

El Padrino said...

Fitch maintains AAA U.S. credit rating

FACE S&P

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