Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Serious Ink

Rex Ryan sports some serious ink on his leg. Who knew? I'm not totally shocked by that though. I would be shocked if the following people had some serious ink:

Tony Dungy
Chris Berman
Peyton Manning
Ray Lewis - just kidding
Chick that wrote the Harry Potter books
David Letterman
Obama
TP - It'd be hilarity if he showed up at the summit sporting a body 80% covered with tats
Blue /NO cmblue
Eryn Andrews


So some witness in this SF Giant fan beating died of a reaction to a peanut? Sounds fishy to me. Seems to me like it'll make the made for TV movie a little more profitable though. Maybe the dudes that got arrested for it are Mexican Mafia members....is there a Mexican Mafia?? They don't seem as organized as the Italians or Chinese.


So my AC was broke this weekend. That sucked. Guy came out on Monday to fix it. He was there sometime between 12 and 5pm. These time windows these people give are ridiculous. He called ahead of when he got there. I was going to stay at work until he called, but I decided to just go home and wait. Anyway, he called basically from my driveway. Thanks for the heads up.

So some coil needs replaced because it was leaking freon. Parts are under warranty. But I had to pay for more freon and labor. Total bill is like $700. Fuck the AC guys. AC guys are like the Mexican Mafia. Unknown, but very sneaky.

Sad to see the Pirate talk go away on WWL. Was fun while it lasted though. They are keeping games close, but can't win anything. I guess their luck has run out.

Keith fence guy talk is hilarity. Why is he calling you again if you asked HD not to send him?

OK we had work drama I had to difuse so this post is late and not as good as it could have been. OK, well it is just late, it isn't any worse than normal. The drama was one guy asked another guy to do something, but the second guy told the first guy to do it. Then the first guy went off and almost cried. In the time spent arguing about it they could have made the phone call they needed to make twice.

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Jugdish said...

mize

tem said...

so how goes things on the cgjid turning into fmj?

Jugdish said...

ring has been purchased, but not picked up. i should be able to get it today or tomorrow...not sure how or when im going to ask yet

tem said...

i suggest just sending her an email linking it up for her.



the _____ is over ______ if you want it.


first ____ is a link to the picture of the ring.

second ____ is a picture of where you put it.

Jugdish said...

i could mail her a proposal video roy williams style

El Padrino said...

wait your getting married again?

Jugdish said...

next summer probably

Jugdish said...

the good thing about all this randy moss coverage today is we get to see it again when he really retires

Jugdish said...

shark week shows were cool last night

El Padrino said...

congrats

Jugdish said...

thanks man!

El Padrino said...

she had sex with you already i hope

Jugdish said...

yeah we're covered there

Jugdish said...

anyone ever been sky diving? a couple of my friends did it over the weekend and it looked like a lot of fun

Jugdish said...

we could go here during the summit. i think it was on man vs food at one point

Whiskey Tango said...

why dont you walk the dogs



What does that even mean?

El Padrino said...

"anyone ever been sky diving?"

no, wish i did though, cant do it now

Jugdish said...

boom

Jugdish said...

no, wish i did though, cant do it now



why not?

Jugdish said...

Lp....do it...do it

Beth said...

"why not?"


No

/cmep

tem said...

my friend proposed to his wife while skydiving.

proposed right before they jumped out of the plane.

had lots of family and friends and some booze meet them in the landing zone.

El Padrino said...

"why not?"

kids man, i wouldnt want to die and leave them with no daddy cuz i wanted to seek a thrill

i think it's irresponsible, personally

El Padrino said...

"my friend proposed to his wife while skydiving.

proposed right before they jumped out of the plane."

Hillary Banks approves.

El Padrino said...

where is that wing place

El Padrino said...

"why dont you walk the dogs



What does that even mean?"

it means why dont you walk the dogs so they shit NOT in your backyard and you pick it up immediately

Jugdish said...

Embattled general manager Ed Wade also would have been better off not issuing comments to Richard Justice of the Houston Chronicle blaming the previous regime for their tough spot. While some may be nodding in Houston, it is very poor form to blame the previous guys.



what does that even mean?

/Obama

Whiskey Tango said...

it means why dont you walk the dogs so they shit NOT in your backyard and you pick it up immediately


Was this NS?

Jugdish said...

i think it's irresponsible, personally



i think its very safe from what ive seen, but i understand your point of view.

double chutes. the dude who worked at the place we were at has been doing it for 10+ years and said he has pulled his second chute only once

Jugdish said...

and it worked just like it should

El Padrino said...

"it means why dont you walk the dogs so they shit NOT in your backyard and you pick it up immediately


Was this NS?"

it was unless i missed the comment where you've said you walk your dogs

Whiskey Tango said...

I do walk the dogs, not so much in the summer though, but I'm not going to walk my dogs just to go shit if I have a back yard.

El Padrino said...

"i think its very safe from what ive seen, but i understand your point of view."

agree

does happen though, 21 deaths this year, 12 in America

one of the guys according to this site had over 5000 jumps on his resume

Whiskey Tango said...

People die in car crashes every minute

El Padrino said...

Hey Sherlock is here!

Jugdish said...

People die in car crashes every minute



ever drive a boat????

/h

Blue said...

"I do walk the dogs, not so much in the summer though, but I'm not going to walk my dogs just to go shit if I have a back yard."

i used to have the same attitude, then we moved into an apartment whilst our house was being built so i had to walk the dog anyway. Long story short, now I prefer walking the dog twice a day rather than spending an afternoon picking up shit out of the yard.

Blue said...

mexican mafia is called drug cartel


and that's highly likely in this case

Jugdish said...

does your neighborhood require people to pick up their dog's shit when walking them?

Blue said...

although the cartel would have cut the guys leg off and hung him from an overpass or something

Jugdish said...

12 in America


very low %

Whiskey Tango said...

Former Detroit Lions quarterback Joey Harrington was seriously injured when he was struck by an SUV while riding his bike in Oregon Sunday night.

33-year-old Harrington -- a former 1st round draft pick -- was hospitalized with a broken collarbone, a punctured lung and a laceration on his head ... according to the StatesmenJournal.com.




Why ride a bike? I think it's irresponsible, personally

/lp

Blue said...

"does your neighborhood require people to pick up their dog's shit when walking them?"

i'm not sure it's required, but it's frowned upon if you don't

El Padrino said...

"I do walk the dogs, not so much in the summer though, but I'm not going to walk my dogs just to go shit if I have a back yard."

so you dont got it

/keef

El Padrino said...

"does your neighborhood require people to pick up their dog's shit when walking them?"

i think only detroit doesnt care

Whiskey Tango said...

i used to have the same attitude, then we moved into an apartment whilst our house was being built so i had to walk the dog anyway. Long story short, now I prefer walking the dog twice a day rather than spending an afternoon picking up shit out of the yard.


It takes me, at most, 10 minutes twice a week to clean up the yard

El Padrino said...

12 in America


very low %

sky diving fataliaties

Blue said...

i don't walk the dog so it shits in other people's yards though.

we walk over to a park and she shits there


so the mexicans have to clean it up (s)

Whiskey Tango said...

does your neighborhood require people to pick up their dog's shit when walking them?


I get pissed when people don't pick up after their dogs in my yard

El Padrino said...

"It takes me, at most, 10 minutes twice a week to clean up the yard"


yeah but your picking up shit

wouldnt you rather get some excercise out of it, for the pooch too, and walk around and pick up shit for less than a minute instead of 10 solid shit picking upping minutes?

Blue said...

"It takes me, at most, 10 minutes twice a week to clean up the yard"


you have a rock yard or something right? that would be easier

Blue said...

my problem was I hated doing it, so i'd let it go for a couple of weeks, and then it was an hour of picking up shit.

that was stupid

Blue said...

to each his own though...

either way, you're not getting a fence

Whiskey Tango said...

you have a rock yard or something right? that would be easier



The dogs go in the grass. It's easier to clean out of the grass than out of the rocks, though

Jugdish said...

my problem was I hated doing it, so i'd let it go for a couple of weeks, and then it was an hour of picking up shit.


just mow it...fertilizer...done

Jugdish said...

either way, you're not getting a fence


hilarity

Whiskey Tango said...

wouldnt you rather get some excercise out of it, for the pooch too, and walk around and pick up shit for less than a minute instead of 10 solid shit picking upping minutes?


I understand what you're saying. But as long as I have a yard, I'm letting them go there

El Padrino said...

i dont have a dog or a yard so screw me i guess

Blue said...

i want to get some of those fly straight golf balls, just for off the tee.

i'm torn because I feel like it's serious cheating, the extra fun I would have would be dampened by guilt

Jugdish said...

truck nuts

Whiskey Tango said...

either way, you're not getting a fence


TWHNBS

Blue said...

somebody should make a truck vag

Whiskey Tango said...

i'm torn because I feel like it's serious cheating, the extra fun I would have would be dampened by guilt



Are you playing competitively or something?

Jugdish said...

imagine wanting to go to court over truck nuts

Blue said...

not competitive

that's why i'm considering it.


i guess if i took somebody's money then i'd feel bad

Spaceman Spiff said...

".is there a Mexican Mafia?? They don't seem as organized as the Italians or Chinese."

gangland had an episode on them

Whiskey Tango said...

Freak is loving this dog shit conversation

Whiskey Tango said...

1. Wellesley College, Wellesley, Mass.
2. Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, Calif.
3. Reed College, Portland, Ore.
4. Franklin W. Olin College of Engineering, Needham, Mass.
5. Kenyon College, Gambier, Ohio



Congrats, tem

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Mathews failed his conditioning test to start camp. Kevin Acee of the San Diego Union-Tribune writes that invited a lock of mocking and “some incredulity” by his teammates. His teammates describe the conditioning test as fairly easy.

“I haven’t been doing much speed work like that. There’s a couple things I probably should have done differently in the offseason, conditioning my legs,” Mathews said."

hilarity, you are a fucking running back

El Padrino said...

wussbag

El Padrino said...

god damn electric bills

kod said...

"anyone ever been sky diving? a couple of my friends did it over the weekend and it looked like a lot of fun"



It's the biggest rush and high I've ever experienced; and short of needle drugs, I've experienced most of em

kod said...

i think its very safe from what ive seen, but i understand your point of view.

double chutes. the dude who worked at the place we were at has been doing it for 10+ years and said he has pulled his second chute only once


a group of friends signed up for the tandom jump with a pro....so we could go from over a mile up without any initial jumps/training.

My buddy's primary chute didn't open, and I had to go right after him. I was a bit nervous about that. The funny thing was that his secondary chute had been used in some Wesley Snipes movie (I think Pass 57) so we were all joking how cool it would be if his primary chute didn't open....oops, was more scary than cool for all of us

kod said...

also, if you go invest in the video option if offered. The place I went (and I think most places) had a camara guy jump with you to take the whole fall and landing on close up video. Was expensive, but definitely worth it. It cost like an additional $100, but was totally worth it.

I've played mine hundreds of times for different people who wanted to see...plus, I just about puked after landing, so that part is amusing.

Whiskey Tango said...

"god damn electric bills"


^^^

Blue said...

i thought ep had gas everything

El Padrino said...

gas stove

El Padrino said...

lights
ac a bitch in the summertime

Whiskey Tango said...

woe

Big Fat Weasel said...

Keef, what is that list of colleges about?

Blue said...

greatest places to learn

tem said...

they have companies here who come and clean the dog poop up in your yard.

they have like mega vacuums that just suck it up.

costs like $20 a yard (given a reasonable sized yard).

Blue said...

yeah, they have that here too.

price depends on how often they come, like house cleaning.

less expensive per visit the more often they come.

much like lawn mowing, i just can't bring myself to spend $20/week on something I could do for free.

tem said...

"1. Wellesley College, Wellesley, Mass.
2. Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, Calif.
3. Reed College, Portland, Ore.
4. Franklin W. Olin College of Engineering, Needham, Mass.
5. Kenyon College, Gambier, Ohio"


umm thanks...what are those rankings for?

Blue said...

greatest places to learn

tem said...

you mean cmblue won't let you spend the $20 when it is something you could be doing for free.

tem said...

if i had a dog and a yard i would probably pay someone $20 a week to clean up the shit.

Blue said...

ha

she mows the lawn now and picks up dogshit if she lets the dog out back

tem said...

the rise of the planet of blue has begun.

Spaceman Spiff said...

brutal

laid out and destroyed dirty

Whiskey Tango said...

"Keef, what is that list of colleges about?"

Colleges

tem said...

thanks

Jugdish said...

they have like mega vacuums that just suck it up.


a poop zamboni

Todd Packer said...

"TP - It'd be hilarity if he showed up at the summit sporting a body 80% covered with tats"

only have one tat

Spaceman Spiff said...

"only have one tat"

does it cover 80%

Todd Packer said...

re: dog shit


pets suck

Todd Packer said...

"does it cover 80%"

not quite 80%

Whiskey Tango said...

Colleges

Whiskey Tango said...

"only have one tat"


is it as cool at tem's dragon tat?

Todd Packer said...

"is it as cool at tem's dragon tat?"

no

tem said...

NO /cmblue

Todd Packer said...

Erin Andrews tweets too much

Whiskey Tango said...

TP's tat is the same as his LOV pic

Blue said...

"laid out and destroyed dirty"

mexican cartel

Todd Packer said...

"TP's tat is the same as his LOV pic"

nope, I thought about it though... I have my fraternity letters on my ankle

Blue said...

tri-delts is a good tattoo (s)

Jugdish said...

nope, I thought about it though... I have my fraternity letters on my ankle


i have a ladybug tat in that same place


/mize

Blue said...

EP, rumor is broncos are in on the OSI talks...looking to figure out how to work a 3 team deal with the fins

Whiskey Tango said...

I thought mize's was a butterfly

Jugdish said...

i almost said butterfly instead

Todd Packer said...

mize has a yoda tat

Jugdish said...

job losses continue to rise

Jugdish said...

odd

tem said...

"job losses continue to rise"

and will continue to do so until keith gets a fence around that pool.

tem said...

everything gets lost in that pool.

jobs, hsil's virginity, dog poop

Jugdish said...

and will continue to do so until keith gets a fence around that pool.


and all his dog's shit

Jugdish said...

fence guy era could be fun

Jugdish said...

sue everybody

El Padrino said...

EP, rumor is broncos are in on the OSI talks...looking to figure out how to work a 3 team deal with the fins

lets do it

Blue said...

problem is the giants probably won't get anything better than a 3rd for him

El Padrino said...

just throw in Champ then

Blue said...

we'll give you broderick bunkley

tem said...

giants should be happy to get anything for him. he won't perform for them. he hates them now.

Jugdish said...

he is "fence guy" on the giants now

El Padrino said...

"giants should be happy to get anything for him. he won't perform for them. he hates them now."

he will, it's his livelyhood

El Padrino said...

*livelyhood

Whiskey Tango said...

you spelt them the same

Whiskey Tango said...

"and will continue to do so until keith gets a fence around that pool."


He was supposed to be here at 6:00 this morning. He showed up at 8:30. He "guaranteed" the HD home services guy he would get it done today

Whiskey Tango said...

But why do they put a guarantee on the box?
Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"He was supposed to be here at 6:00 this morning. He showed up at 8:30"

hilarity, some people have no shame

El Padrino said...

next time hire a mexican in the HD parking lot

Jugdish said...

probably same guy

El Padrino said...

alcohol math

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

forward to 1:40 in, add some benny hill music in your head or a separate tab

Blue said...
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Blue said...

speaking of serious ink

loser

Blue said...

anybody watch this ninja show

Jugdish said...

speaking of serious ink



blue's leg looks like that, except with Cutler's number and face.

Blue said...

why would I have a bears tattoo?

Jugdish said...

you know

Blue said...

if i'm getting a bears tattoo it's of walter payton

El Padrino said...

outlook sucks

Whiskey Tango said...

"next time hire a mexican in the HD parking lot"


My HD is in Mormonville. No Mexicans hang out there

El Padrino said...

"My HD is in Mormonville. No Mexicans hang out there"

mormons is arizona
wft

thn drive by the local uhaul center

Blue said...

just go hang out outside...mexicans all over in az

kod said...

"McNabb said he doesn't anticipate a tough transition to Musgrave's offense, because there are similarities in both scheme and terminology with the offense he ran in Philadelphia for 11 years. We'll see about that, but he seems unconcerned. "I can get back to just playing football again and the way I was taught,'' McNabb said."


Poor Donovan, Minni was not a good spot for him....one of the worst offensive lines and receiving corps in football.

kod said...

"He certainly looks, acts and sounds like a franchise quarterback, and Frazier told me he believes having those traits is an important component of the leadership half of the job. Now if the kid can play, the Vikings will really have something special on their hands."


So our QB will end up being a good selection if it turns out he can play in the NFL? Yay, Ponder fever...catch it!

kod said...

"A youth baseball team from Saudi Arabia received a berth to the Little League World Series after a squad from Uganda was denied visas because of discrepancies over players' ages and birth dates."


I like Saudi Little League, because

1) most of the kids are Americans...just have parents working in Saudi; and

2) they had that 6 foot tall 250 lb kid years back that still makes me chuckle to think about

Whiskey Tango said...

"mormons is arizona
wft"


Bro, Mesa & Gilbert are Mormon central. There is a temple in Mesa

El Padrino said...

far out

kod said...

"Bro, Mesa & Gilbert are Mormon central. There is a temple in Mesa"


yep, you'll find them all around the Territory of Deseret

Whiskey Tango said...

"I like Saudi Little League, because"

I feel bad for the Uganda kids. ns

I had a student when I was at UoP who was from Uganda and I've become pretty good friends with him. Nicest dude I've erve* met

kod said...

"I feel bad for the Uganda kids. ns"


I do too; I removed my Uganda joke from the comment because that's really sad for those kids

Jugdish said...

do we get a lot of Uganda traffic on this blog?

kod said...

I just wiki'd Uganda, because I realized I really had no idea where it was or anything about it


this was cool...


"Hockey is the only Ugandan field sport to date to have qualified for and represented the country at the Olympics; this was at the Munich games in 1972"


I guess before there was the Jamaican bobsled team, there was the Ugandan hockey team

Blue said...

hey man you know you can't believe...uganda has got a hockey team

El Padrino said...

"My new tat means, believe in yourself, which I got no problem doing."


jilarity

El Padrino said...

piece

Blue said...

ep got a tattoo?

Blue said...

"ring has been purchased, but not picked up. i should be able to get it today or tomorrow...not sure how or when im going to ask yet"

make a movie preview

Spaceman Spiff said...

ronnie brown to the iggles

Whiskey Tango said...

"I guess before there was the Jamaican bobsled team, there was the Ugandan hockey team"


Pretty sure it's field hockey since it said field sport and it was a summer Olympic games

Whiskey Tango said...

"I just wiki'd Uganda, because I realized I really had no idea where it was or anything about it"



NFW you didn't know where it was, LP

Blue said...

i didn't know where it was other than "in africa"

Blue said...

beyond that i wouldn't have been able to find it on a map

Mize said...

Aitch is out here in these streets finally trying to use the power of twitter.

::golf clap::

Mize said...

"outlook sucks"


Outlook is fucking horrible at work. I think it might just be our network though.

Big Fat Weasel said...

That is funny Meiz. Only thing I could think of though. Unless I can get a hold of Belichick's email addy. I don't think he would abide by such things.

Big Fat Weasel said...

"hey man you know you can't believe...uganda has got a hockey team"

I'll pay you a dollar if you just shut up!

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Spotify Caught Using Evil Tracking Cookie"

tem said...

Wft is spotify?

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP on LOVAD?

Mize said...

Not a chance

Mize said...

T Dot

Whiskey Tango said...

i didn't know where it was other than "in africa"



Rig. I thought kod meant he didn't know it was in Africa

Big Fat Weasel said...

Did your fence get done, Keith?

Whiskey Tango said...

I just got home and the dude is gone. I got out back, and the gate isn't on, and a small portion of fence between the gate & wall isn't done. And dude put the concrete and posts in the holes WITHOUT fixing the PVC.

Big Fat Weasel said...

are you fuckin kidding me? Wasn't the PVC leaking water or something?

Whiskey Tango said...

I have the sprinklers in the back yard turned off this summer, so they're not leaking now. But they'll be spraying all over when I do turn them back on.

Whiskey Tango said...

Tonight I'm talking to my boss at HD and someone is coming out to fix this shit

Mize said...

Holy shit, Keith. I can't even muster comments on the fence situation.

Whiskey Tango said...

Cmk is going to be so pissed. I don't even want to be around her when I tell her

Todd Packer said...

hd should pay for part or all of the fence

Mize said...

ALL. I cannot figure out how you fuck up putting in a fence.

Whiskey Tango said...

The fence story just got better

Whiskey Tango said...

I called the home services guy on his cell at 7:00 and complained about how this guy did the fence. So the HD guy has to come out on Saturday

Whiskey Tango said...

The ground by the back fence is about 5" higher then the rest of the ground, but it's dirt. The agreement was the a small trench would be dug so that the fence would be straight across and not different heights, because we are going to be putting pool deck on that side so it'll all be the same height. So the fence guy fucking RAISED the last panel by the back fence, so that panel is 6" higher than e rest of the fence. And the ground there slowly grades upward so there is about a 12" gap between the ground and fence where the ground is low under that panel.

Whiskey Tango said...

Fence guy says to me "I put this part higher because I didn't know if I could get it to fit otherwise. So when you put your pool deck in over here, you will just need to cut the fence post to lower the fence".

Whiskey Tango said...

I just need to cut the iron fence and then weld it. No problem

Whiskey Tango said...

The main HD lady is on vacation next week, but next week I'm gonna call her to get some sort of compensation

Todd Packer said...

fencegate is slowly edging out the Casey Anthony trail as the biggest story of the summer

kod said...

NFW you didn't know where it was, LP


like Blue said, I knew it was in Africa, but I had no clue where. Was thinking the northern horn....it's actually not too far from Ethiopia

Mize said...

I love the fence adventures

Big Fat Weasel said...

Seriously, this fence thing is grate*

Sorry to be laughing at your expense Keith

Big Fat Weasel said...

Wait, you're an as. to me all the time. I'm not sorry to be laughing at your expense. So there.

Whiskey Tango said...

All I can do is laugh. It's not worth stressing over

Whiskey Tango said...

Cmk gets mad when I laugh about it because she thinks I think it's funny

Big Fat Weasel said...

Laughter is the best medicine.

Whiskey Tango said...

like Blue said, I knew it was in Africa, but I had no clue where. Was thinking the northern horn....it's actually not too far from Ethiopia



Ok good. I was hoping you knew it was in Africa

Mize said...

Sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from cryin'.

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