Thursday, August 25, 2011

Red Lights Suck

I've been hitting way too many red lights lately. You know on your commute there are the ones at major intersections that you expect to hit, but I've been hitting the random ones that rarely change...its getting irritating. I prefer yellow lights, because they want you to take it slow.

Speaking of red lights...when some people stop for red lights, why do they stop 3-4 car lengths behind the people in front of them? This is especially annoying when they do it in the left hand turning lane that breaks off from the other lane and can only hold so many cars. Get your ass up there! I don't get that.

Fantasy drafts starting in a week and a half...can't wait! First draft is at Hooters. I've hosted the last 4 years, but wanted to try something new this time around. I saw their setup, looks cool. At live drafts, are you "drafts with a laptop" guy, or are you "drafts with a magazine and list of players" guy? I'm magazine and list of players guy.

I know I said I'd do it last week, but I'm going to call and confirm our reservations for the summit and make sure I have the rooms for Sunday. I won't have a chance to call until after lunch. We have 4 people staying Sunday night...original summit members if I remember right? TP...summit status? I've got 4 rooms right now, but I think we can just use three to sleep in and have a booze and party room right next to keef's room. Maybe some Diet Pepsi too.

I'm not going to be the psycho who buys bottles of water /Lp

136 comments:

Beth said...

"Red Lights Suck"

You misspelled "Sox".

El Padrino said...

"I'm magazine and list of players guy."

im a list and pen guy

im also the guy who asks if i can see that magazine

no way in hell im shelling out $5 for a damn magazine

Jugdish said...

hoping for a quick recovery from the earthquake the other day

tem said...

i print out the rankings from whatever website my league is in and then use my laptop to type my team into.

really the laptop seems stupid. i should just get another sheet of paper and write on it.

tem said...

"Red Lights Suck"

You misspelled "Sox".



"Red Lights Sox doesn't make any sense. NS

El Padrino said...

think she meant Lights was misspelled tem

tem said...

didn't you see the NS el pad?


i noted the comment for sarcasm.


NS = Noted for Sarcasm


we created the system like 2 days ago because you didn't have a way to clearly tell people when you were being sarcastic.

El Padrino said...

you cant change ns now

tem said...

this joke









el pad's head

El Padrino said...

i get it

tem said...

is that s or ns?

El Padrino said...

ns

El Padrino said...

im leaving work early to go to work

El Padrino said...

aint that some shit

El Padrino said...

i told the guy like i cant do thursdays and he was like ok

so i call tuesday and the guy is like ok come in thursdays

yeah i cant

alright so going forward you cant work thursdays but this one you have to come in because i didnt know you couldnt



fucking tard

Spaceman Spiff said...

angels reverse jinx is going suite so far, too bad the rangers will sweep this next series

Keef said...

I take my laptop to my live drafts. I'm the commish in my fmlb & ffb leagues so it's easier to keep track of everything with a laptop

Keef said...

im also the guy who asks if i can see that magazine




Hate that guy

Ns

El Padrino said...

Hate that guy

Ns


noted.

Keef said...

Had one dude in my football draft, best man at my wedding, he came up to me every other round to ask what he had drafted so far.

El Padrino said...

fuck him

Keef said...

Yep

El Padrino said...

and the ask for magazine thing is only for baseball

El Padrino said...

since it's so deep

El Padrino said...

LMC

Keef said...

He was a drunk mess. He walked out on his family recently and just gets fucked up and fucks strippers every night now

Nd

Spaceman Spiff said...

gonna have my first live draft next week in hawaii, plan on having a list of players and borrowing an ipad

Spaceman Spiff said...

your dick is deep? sounds like a vagina

El Padrino said...

his voice, like barry white

El Padrino said...

"He was a drunk mess. He walked out on his family recently and just gets fucked up and fucks strippers every night now"

help him he's your boy, let him stay by you he'll probably pay rent unlike cmk

El Padrino said...

s

tem said...

help him out?

he is fucking strippers every night, what does he need help with.

living
the
dream

tem said...

#winning

El Padrino said...

as anyone actually crumbled a cookie and then say, that's the way the cookie crumbles

Keef said...

Temjoke

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone tried those fudge filled chewy chips ahoy yet

Spaceman Spiff said...

palhares fight gonna be on spike, suite, seeing dan millers leg ligaments get torn to shreds in HD will be the better

Keef said...

Yes. I dontknow if I had a bad bag or what, but the fudge part was crunchy

Spaceman Spiff said...

sounds like a bad bag, judging from the pic and the word 'gooey'

El Padrino said...

love that word

/beth

Beth said...

Gooey means you need more protein.

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

the fuck?

Keef said...

Weird

El Padrino said...

i second that

El Padrino said...

gaga has nice tits though

El Padrino said...

thats nsfw i guess

if your a pansy

Jugdish said...

oops

tem said...

i was going to read that article spiff linked and then saw it was by Touré.

who the fuck is Touré and why do they only have 1 name?

fuck them. i am not reading their shit until they get 2 names like the rest of us.

tem said...

people be jumping ship at michigan.

3 zekes this week already.

El Padrino said...

show me a cat that fucking does that

Jugdish said...

i bet kod's cat would

tem said...

garfield would.

so would heathcliff.

so would catwoman.

Keef said...

Need tem's UFC picks right meow. I gotta call my bookie

El Padrino said...

Here’s Costa Rican supermodel and reporter (“reporter” in the absolute most professional sense of the word) Viviana Sánchez interviewing soccer player Wilson Munoz after a match and, in a move of hard-hitting journalism reminiscent of the late Walter Winchell, pulling down her pants and asking for him to sign her ass.

just set back woman reporting 50 years

El Padrino said...

i gotta wirte a post now, or one wont get done

Jugdish said...

what?

Mize said...

I think I got the job!

Keef said...

where is a pic of that bitch's ass? If she's Costa Rican, her ass is probably perfect

Jugdish said...

I think I got the job!



congrats!

Mize said...

Creepin' on ah come up

Jugdish said...

first round on mize at the summit!

Keef said...

"I think I got the job!"

What makes you think you got it?

El Padrino said...

this dude buys a coke, pours it in a cup over some ice and puts 5 packets of sugar in it

El Padrino said...

what job and what do you mean you think

Keef said...

"this dude buys a coke, pours it in a cup over some ice and puts 5 packets of sugar in it"


The sugar blends in with the coke

El Padrino said...

her keef

video

El Padrino said...

"The sugar blends in with the coke"

yeah so, coke has sugar in it already, alot actually

Keef said...

"yeah so, coke has sugar in it already, alot actually"


YDNSWIDT

El Padrino said...

i did not

im tired bro

Keef said...

"her keef

video"


note to self

El Padrino said...

i dont want to think on LOV, i think at work

Keef said...

"i did not

im tired bro"


It was suttle*.

Mize said...

"what job and what do you mean you think"


I applied for a new position here on the recommendation of the guy that will be my co-worker/supervisorish person.

Bosslady told me I have an appointment with HR regarding the position tomorrow, and supervisorish guy asked me if I told bosslady yet.

Mize said...

And now I'm sure I've jinxed myself

Mize said...

Back to work

El Padrino said...

how many chickens did you count?

El Padrino said...

before they hatched

El Padrino said...

pieece

Beth said...

"I think I got the job!"

I put the over/under at 3 weeks for mize complaining about how everyone at his new job but him are idiots.

Jugdish said...

under

Spaceman Spiff said...

"her keef"

did you even look at the pic before linking? ive seen the ass already, but for everyone else cmon son. there arent many chicks with an ass so fat you can see it in the front, and she isnt one of them

dat ass

/EP

dem tits

/EP

Jugdish said...

i don't want to think on lov

Jugdish said...

/lp

Spaceman Spiff said...

her ass pic from the vid

Big Fat Weasel said...

"dat ass

/EP

dem tits

/EP"

Hilarity

Keef said...

fucking LP

Keef said...

so maybe spiff can link dat ass

Keef said...

suite

Big Fat Weasel said...

Football draft is Sunday for me. Hurricane is supposed to hit Sunday. Guy just sent a text saying it is still on. This is gonna be fun.

Keef said...

"her ass pic from the vid"

dat's nice

Big Fat Weasel said...

Dat is

tem said...

"Need tem's UFC picks right meow. I gotta call my bookie"


silva
schaub
then non brazillian

Spaceman Spiff said...

will okami live though

Keef said...

On my way to a meeting at Dave & Busters. I'ma kick some ass at popashot

Spaceman Spiff said...

"John Richards, a season-ticket holder, let me know the Dodgers have asked him to fill out a survey.

On a scale of 1 to 5, "They wanted my opinion of Vin Scully in the following eight areas: 1. Knowledge of baseball; 2. Knowledge of Dodgers organization; 3. Objectivity; 4. Accuracy of calls; 5. Storytelling ability; 6. Focus on the game; 7. Style; 8. Overall performance."

dodgers cant be serious

Keef said...

They are serious. But don't call them shirley

tem said...

"will okami live though"

yeah. he has been training with sonnen.

with the current odds where they are i'd bet $20 on okami to win the fight and fail a drug test afterwards.

what would the payout on that be?

Keef said...

what are the odds

Jugdish said...

-160

Keef said...

too easy

Keef said...

got an email from Southworst...


Austin awaits!
Are you all set for your Austin trip? Not to worry! We put together some special deals below to help you finalize your plans. Happy travels and thanks for choosing Southwest.



Can't wait!

/bart scott

Jugdish said...

too easy



true, but had to be done

Mize said...

I ♥ boneless chicken thighs

Mize said...

I can't wait for the big letdown tomorrow.

Mize said...

Maybe I'll wear khakis

Keef said...

I thought you only wore khakis when the pope visits

Keef said...

I won a case of vino at the D&B meeting

Keef said...

And I won a bottle of Jager last Friday. I'll be bringing that to Austin

Keef said...

I'll probably bring the Jager and a bottle of vodker

Keef said...

"I've got 4 rooms right now, but I think we can just use three to sleep in and have a booze and party room right next to keef's room"


I know the joke in this. But are you really thinking about having a booze room? If so, and we're taking votes, I vote no. Not to bring the woe, but I don't have a ton of cash and don't really want to pay towards another room

Mize said...

"I know the joke in this. But are you really thinking about having a booze room? If so, and we're taking votes, I vote no. Not to bring the woe, but I don't have a ton of cash and don't really want to pay towards another room"


Jug booked 4 rooms, bruh.

Mize said...

Meiz
Keith
Jug
H
Tem
Tyler

-Kod
-TP

Mize said...

Don't worry, Jug gets that gubment salary

Mize said...

What side of the plane should I sit on?

Mize said...

Flight is officially booked. Only cost me $222.30

Keef said...

Jug booked 4 rooms, bruh.


Hotel rooms can be canceled ahead of time, bruh

Keef said...

With Curtis Granderson's 8th inning grand slam, the New York Yankees have become the first team in Major League Baseball history to hit 3 grand slams in 1 game!!!

Interesting

Keef said...

More trouble for Lenny Dykstra -- this time the troubled baseball great has been charged with indecent exposure for allegedly whipping out his dong for women he met on Craigslist.
According to the L.A. City Attorney, Lenny allegedly went to Craigslist and posted ads for a personal assistant or housekeeping services ... but when the women arrived, Dykstra would "inform the women that the job also required them to give a massage and would expose himself to them."

Keef said...

Thome to the Tribe

Mize said...

"Thome to the Tribe"


Saw that. Thought it was nice.

Mize said...

Jim Thome doesn't feel like a HOFer

Mize said...

Can't deny 600 dongs though.


/LP

Spaceman Spiff said...

was a pretty entertaining preseason game through 3 quarters

Spaceman Spiff said...

thanks to the red sux for absolutely destroying the rangers this series after dropping 1

Mize said...

"was a pretty entertaining preseason game through 3 quarters"


Beck >>>>>>>>>> Sex Cannon

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck phil hughes for not being not shitty enough to get a decision when the yankees score 20+

Mize said...

ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT BECK IS BETTER THAN GROSSMAN, SPIFF.

CLEANSE YOUR SOUL

Spaceman Spiff said...

beck is better, hope the skins can draft a franchise guy soon

Spaceman Spiff said...

theyre gonna run the shit out of the ball this year

Todd Packer said...

"ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT BECK IS BETTER THAN GROSSMAN, SPIFF."

crazy talk

Todd Packer said...

no Rex love

Spaceman Spiff said...

i will not be drafting lee evans or boldin this year unless i have to, fuck flacco

Spaceman Spiff said...

rex gonna rex

Todd Packer said...
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Mize said...

"crazy talk"


That is not crazy talk

Mize said...

Crazy talk is saying the LIONS! will make the playoffs.

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