Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Orton Mania!!!!

Word is Tebow is not good enough. I'm excited for the Kyle Orton era to continue. (s)

NBA decided to sue the players for "unfair labor practices" basically saying that they're not negotiating in good faith because they're planning their decertification and telling players to go play overseas. Whatever.

Where in the hell did the Heagles get all this cap space? Did I miss something somewhere? And why is it that as soon as McNabb leaves everyone wants to play there? Coincidence?

Philly is an awful place...basically so is the entire NorthEast.

Rockies season in a nutshell sunday and monday. Started pitches a great game, they have a nice little lead, and then boom, gone in an instant and they lose. It's always a different guy too...oh well fuck them, i'm ready to see these pomegranite and white kids they traded for.

Final season of entourage has sucked so far...no tit shots, nothing...i won't miss it when it's gone.

139 comments:

tem said...

any show on HBO/Showtime should be 74% tit shots.

Blue said...

agreed

tem said...

i mean a typical porn has almost enough plot and it is like 90% sex scenes, maybe higher.

You should be able to tell plenty of story with only 74% tit shots.

tem said...

great start to the morning

El Padrino said...

denver vets want orton

tem said...

tebow isn't very good

tem said...

but he is a good person.

orton = win now. maybe. probably not

tebow = win later. maybe. probably not

Beth said...

"tebow isn't very good"

Hmmmm, did anyone predict this when for his nfl career? Oh wait, that's right, everyone but Denver.

tem said...

when for is grate

Blue said...

"Oh wait, that's right, everyone but Denver."

no, everyone but josh mcdaniels

tem said...

well he'll just have to live with tebow being on his team...oh that's right, he won't

kod said...

"Having stripped public employees in Wisconsin of their democratic rights in the workplace, government managers can now replace them willy-nilly with low-wage workers — even with free prison labor.

The day the law took effect in Wisconsin, it was announced that such jobs as landscaping and snow shoveling would be transferred from unionized county workers to prisoners.

The captives will receive no pay, but they could be rewarded with reduced sentences. “We have a win-win when we use the inmates,” Ladwig exulted."


Out of work in Wisconsin? Go directly to jail, they're conscripting.

Whiskey Tango said...

woman found alive, hiding in forest

tem said...

out of work in wisconsin?

move

tem said...

love it or leave it!

Beth said...

"out of work in wisconsin?

move"



In wisconsin?

Move.

*fixed

tem said...

good fiz

El Padrino said...

shit

El Padrino said...

fuck

tem said...

bitch

tem said...

cock

tem said...

balls

El Padrino said...

earmuffs frank

El Padrino said...

TPS is doing that chun li upside down spinning kick move on my face right now

tem said...

you are probably trying to blow him

El Padrino said...

fucking China

El Padrino said...

bronx prodigy, crazy dad

Jugdish said...

tem knows

tem said...

damn microwaves

kod said...

"In wisconsin?

Move.

*fixed"

"good fiz"



eh, you guys would heart Madison; I don't see how anyone could not love the place. It's like one ginormous party (which I guess explains in part why I flunked out)

Whiskey Tango said...

My guess is that Madison is like Austin, but with fat chicks

tem said...

i don't rule over madison, so i will stay in temhio.

kod said...

My guess is that Madison is like Austin, but with fat chicks


^^^^^^^^


that's how I picture Austin; just skinner, hotter, and bigger hair

kod said...

hotter meaning temps; but I suppose females as well


one big downside to Madison, there really is a crazy amount of obesity going on there. Like, it seems like about 8 out of every 10 people is overweight

El Padrino said...

shocker

El Padrino said...

rayn roberts like tats huh

tem said...

Eating at a new place for lunch, it is about 68 degrees here

El Padrino said...

ah raw food

tem said...

Maybe cooler...I'm freezing. No idea how the women in here aren't openly bitching. Usually they are frozen before I even get cold.

tem said...

Got aburger, it better not be raw...has some sort of italian bacon on it

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice

jug will enjoy

El Padrino said...

american pshycho name drops

El Padrino said...

"Got aburger, it better not be raw...has some sort of italian bacon on it"

Pancetta?

tem said...

Yeah some crispy pancetta

tem said...

I had to axe what it was...had no idear

kod said...

shocker


trust me, just seeing it will shock you. I come from probably the second fattest state, I knew Madison would be overweight....and freshman orientation was still absolutely surreal; it was like college/fat camp

kod said...

even the few skinny people were usually with heavyset parents; you know what happens when those folks move out of the teens and 20s and the ole metabolism slows down

kod said...

that Family Guy Wisconsin scene is so spot on, it might be my second favorite FG bit, second to them making fun of the name Keith


ok, done with my Madison is overweight spiel;


in fairness to Madison, it also has the greatest amount of laid back, nice, friendly, helpful, generous, and hippiest people of everywhere I've lived

El Padrino said...

glad you put that, you wouldnt want to hurt anyones feelings in madison, who im sure read lov

Blue said...

hot receptionist is from madison

she's not fat, but that's because she got out

kod said...

she's not fat, but that's because she got out


I gained over 60 lbs in 2 years there (ns); something about that place....must be all the fried food and Miller

kod said...

but like her, I got out and then I got skinny again

El Padrino said...

jesus

tem said...

lysol helps keep the weight down

El Padrino said...

and intravenous drugs

Jugdish said...

second to them making fun of the name Keith



family guy sucks

/keef

Jugdish said...

O:FD

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Giants tell Osi Umenyiora, agent they are no longer allowed to seek trade"

tem said...

sucks for him

Blue said...

he won't be a bronco now

Whiskey Tango said...

"family guy sucks

/keef"


yessir

Jugdish said...

cool story

Whiskey Tango said...

St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa said a fan told him he hoped he would get shingles again and that others took insults too far in St. Louis' 8-7, 11-inning victory over the Milwaukee Brewers.



Fucking mize

Jugdish said...

"family guy sucks

/keef"


yessir



but fence guy is worst*

tem said...

Family Guy would have no problem getting a fence put in

Jugdish said...

they had one in petoria

El Padrino said...

hooters bankrupt

Jugdish said...

hooters bankrupt


i ate there today...not enough apparently

tem said...

morally bankrupt?

Jugdish said...

the hotel is bankrupt...restaurants not affected

Jugdish said...

not surprising...i stopped by there a couple of years ago and hardly anyone was there

El Padrino said...

beltran article on grantland is great

El Padrino said...

yeah it's just the hotels

kod said...

A buddy of mine is the sound guy/announcer for the T-wolves and Lynx.

His status today made me aitch..

"LYNX LYNX LYNX!!! Shout outs to everyone that has ever hated on me for being a part of the Lynx organization"

-uh, I'm going to give him a pass because he has the coolest job of anyone else in my group of friends and gets us free tickets whenever we want them....but my tongue is bleeding right now

tem said...

free WNBA tix? wow.

tem said...

if someone offered me free WNBA tickets i'd tell them to quit threatening me because them's fightin' words.

tem said...

as an aside, i don't hate him for being part of that organization. he has to earn money somehow and it isn't soccer.

Jugdish said...

plus he isn't a fence guy


/keef

kod said...

free WNBA tix? wow.


well, both Lynx and T-Wolves. He works for both teams

tem said...

ah...he is bisexual when it comes to basketball employment

kod said...

"if someone offered me free WNBA tickets i'd tell them to quit threatening me because them's fightin' words."



it's a nice way to help others though; like when cmkod needed free tickets to take her class of hs girls she was teaching

plus, I'll probably take my nieces to some games, since the price is right.

kod said...
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kod said...

"ah...he is bisexual when it comes to basketball employment"


funny; but no, it's because the Wolvies also own the Lynx, and they share the Target Center. All WNBA teams used to be owned by their NBA counterpart; not that way everywhere anymore, but still is in Minni.

So, in many places, when you do that job for the NBA team, you are expected to do it for the WNBA team as well (which to me is cool...extra games means extra money)

Blue said...

and your grandkids

Jugdish said...

kod at a wnba game

kod said...

"kod at a wnba game"


freaking hilarity

kod said...

what celebrity was that again? Looks like a cross between me and Beavis

Jugdish said...

louden swaine

Jugdish said...

matthew modine

El Padrino said...

They’re broke and living at Spencer’s parents’ beach house in Santa Barbara because of the free rent; Heidi’s body and face are forever changed from plastic surgeries she now wishes she had not gotten; their relationships with friends and family are severely damaged; and they have found themselves largely unemployable, both on camera and off.

ha

El Padrino said...

sometimes you get raped on an MTV show

El Padrino said...

crazy russian fight in a dolphin pool

shit is nuts i dont know what is going on

Blue said...

i know what's going on.

it's yesterday all over again

Blue said...

it's like groundhog's day

El Padrino said...

so that was linked huh

dammit

Whiskey Tango said...

that almost never happens

El Padrino said...

Clooney banging Stacey Kiebler

that motherfucker

Whiskey Tango said...

fuck that guy

El Padrino said...

being a movie star seems nice

Blue said...

"being a movie star seems nice"

no thanks

El Padrino said...

piecepiece

kod said...

"Major League Baseball is taking "very seriously" the allegations that Alex Rodriguez took part in some illegal, underground poker games, one of which reportedly turned violent, and he could face suspension if his participation in the games is confirmed."



-hard to picture A-rod participating in an underground poker game that turned violent.

kod said...

I guess when you get that kind of money and fame, regular stuff might get kinda boring

Whiskey Tango said...

What's illegal about them? Playing poker for money isn't illegal, right? Unless the house is getting money, I guess

Whiskey Tango said...

That bomb story in Australia is crazy

Blue said...

link?

Jugdish said...

What's illegal about them? Playing poker for money isn't illegal, right? Unless the house is getting money, I guess



and you can't play underground


s

Blue said...

it wouldn't be an underground illegal game if some shenanigans weren't going on

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Chiefs backfield just got bigger and tougher with the addition of Le'Ron McClain."

fuck todd haley

Big Fat Weasel said...

"I gained over 60 lbs in 2 years there (ns);"

Jesus. You must have been as wide as you were tall...

Big Fat Weasel said...

"They’re broke and living at Spencer’s parents’ beach house in Santa Barbara because of the free rent....their relationships with friends and family are severely damaged; and they have found themselves largely unemployable"

Who could have seen this coming? They both seemed like such nice people...

S

Big Fat Weasel said...

"the hotel is bankrupt...restaurants not affected"

Yea I would be shocked if the restaurants ever went bankrupt. Only one around here is always packed.

Big Fat Weasel said...

We pregame there quite often before shows. Their tater tots are bomb.

Big Fat Weasel said...

"Clooney banging Stacey Kiebler"

Color me green with envy. H LOVES Stacey Kiebler.

Big Fat Weasel said...

"The Chiefs backfield just got bigger and tougher with the addition of Le'Ron McClain."

Good news for Ray Rice.

Big Fat Weasel said...

This place died

Mize said...

Tony LaRussa is a fucking douchebag

Mize said...

And I hope he gets shingles again

Todd Packer said...

"Tony LaRussa is a fucking douchebag"

I don't miss mills a all, but I wish he was still around to read comments like this

Mize said...

Well, it's true.

Mize said...

We didn't mean to hit Braun on purpose, we were just throwing at him.

















Twice in a row.

Todd Packer said...

"Well, it's true."

yeah, I agree

Mize said...

Fuck. I need to lose some weight again.

/Mize
//H

Big Fat Weasel said...

"Fuck. I need to lose some weight again."

^^^^^^^

So I say a challenge good sir. Biggest loser type situation. Tomorrow I am going to the gym and I am going to weigh myslef. I suggest you also weigh yourself. I will post the number, you should too. At the Summit, we will weigh ourselves again, in front of a witness or several. Most weight loss wins. Set the terms. I am dead serious.

Big Fat Weasel said...

We can't all it LOV biggest loser, because Freak live sin his parents' basement and takes that prize by default.

Big Fat Weasel said...

lives in*

Big Fat Weasel said...

51 days until the summit. Let's do this Meiz. I am serious.

Mize said...

"So I say a challenge good sir. Biggest loser type situation. Tomorrow I am going to the gym and I am going to weigh myslef. I suggest you also weigh yourself. I will post the number, you should too. At the Summit, we will weigh ourselves again, in front of a witness or several. Most weight loss wins. Set the terms. I am dead serious."


Deal, even though you'll probably win.

Mize said...

I'm setting a 20 lb goal.

~3lbs a week

Mize said...

I should be able to just starve that weight away

Mize said...

s?

Mize said...

Back to the turkey on wheat diet.

Big Fat Weasel said...

Name your terms. Money? Merch?

Mize said...

You said a challenge. I don't want to bet. Different people lose weight at different rates.

Mize said...

Winner gets to slap Keith.

Todd Packer said...

"Winner gets to slap Keith"

funny

Big Fat Weasel said...

Violence is not the answer Meiz

Mize said...

Darius MiLOLes

Jugdish said...

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