Friday, August 12, 2011

Lets do this Friday

Random sports talk. Tiger still sucks.
Pre-season was on last night. It sucked me. Hard.
The Mets suck but shit they can be fun to watch. They used to suck and be boring. Sucking and fun is the better.
Diamondbacks huh. NL West always is tight.

Are all Porn stars bisexual? I say yes. And I'm talking chicks not dudes meiz.
Because all the chicks I've seen do chicks and dudes. Some just do chicks exclusively.

For any ketchup fans or users do you ever buy NOT Heinz. I don't. Just asking. Sometimes generic products do just fine but sometimes the generic or cheaper version or Hunts I guess in this case is crappier and you can tell.

Don't you wish Nintendo would re-release the Gameboy but just like it was. Same bit, black and greenish screen with 10 classic games bundled for like $100. I would be all over this. I don't want any fancy graphics on my gameboy. I want tetris. And super mario bros and paperboy and rbi baseball.

Chap stick is a tremendous invention.


I think it's a shame the Shake Shack burgers are ridiculous but the fries suck. It's mind bottling.


It's time to start researching for NFL preview. It's time.

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Beth said...

"Are all Porn stars bisexual? I say yes."

I had a guy very seriously once try to convince me that every woman is bisexual, some just don't realize it yet.

Beth said...

"Sucking and fun is the better."

Sure but sometimes it's not done for fun, it's done to get jewelry.

Oh wait, you're not talking about that kind of sucking...

Todd Packer said...

heinz only... everything else is shit

Beth said...

"heinz only... everything else is shit"

Ditto.

El Padrino said...

AGREED

Blue said...

i buy whatever ketchup is the cheapest

El Padrino said...

Oh wait, you're not talking about that kind of sucking...

i lol'd

Blue said...

i'm not wasting my money on some brand name ketchup

same with mustard

El Padrino said...

stop it blue you probably get a golden anniversary edition of ketchup in theose glass bottles

Blue said...

you think mark cuban buys heinz?

Blue said...

shit warren buffet steals ketchup packets from mcdonalds for his ketchup at home

El Padrino said...

mcdonalds ketchup is only good on mcdonalds food

El Padrino said...

Olive Garden Diners in North Carolina Exposed to Hepatitis A

El Padrino said...

Postal Service asks Congress to allow 120,000 layoffs, overhaul benefits

there is no good news man

Keef said...

About a 90-95% chance that telling her that will get her pissed off and lead to woe for H.




That woe is gonna have to stand in line

El Padrino said...

Amish Man Run Over by Horse-Drawn Wagon, Dies...

lol'd

El Padrino said...

man this is sad

Keef said...

Pit bulls are the worst

Blue said...

not sure why anyone wants those dogs

heard too many "oh he was such a great dog and sweet, and then one day he just snapped" stories

El Padrino said...

yeah unfortunately thats true

for every 10 suite pit bulls, 3 kill someone or maul a kid or whatever

Beth said...

To reinforce blue's point, from the article:

"The Napora's next door neighbour surprisingly said the dogs had always been well behaved."

Pass the Lysol said...

"Kod, is there a reason I should be concerned with havng to drive thru a Rez?"


Hope not, I've been working on a Rez for 5 years.

aja, no. Any potential accident claim would be subject to State jurisdiction because you are Non-Native.

the only real difference is that there will probably be less gas stations and places to eat/shop on the way.

Blue said...

and you need to call ahead before hand

Pass the Lysol said...

"not sure why anyone wants those dogs

heard too many "oh he was such a great dog and sweet, and then one day he just snapped" stories"


usually that's just with Blue Pit Bulls. One of our dogs is 1/2 Pit, and he's a great dog.

Of course, a lot of people take in PB and abuse them (often trying to make them fighters)....so just like any other animal, there is a risk with abused animals(or people for that matter) to have baggage.

There's nothing about non-Blue Pits that make them any more dangerous than any other dog; they're just more likely to have been abused than other breeds.

Pass the Lysol said...

"and you need to call ahead before hand"


aitch; I guess you used to have to do that to come on Red Lake decades ago.

Blue said...

cherry pie guy died

Keef said...

Bluedrino

Keef said...

Spiff, find those pics of the bank robber chick. Please and thank you

El Padrino said...

va tech being courted by SEC

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Don't you wish Nintendo would re-release the Gameboy but just like it was. Same bit, black and greenish screen with 10 classic games bundled for like $100"

hell yes

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i'm not wasting my money on some brand name ketchup

same with mustard"

i agree on the mustard, but ive tried other ketchups, del monte is especially disgusting

El Padrino said...

my cousin played poker yesterday in AC with Bo Ryan

Spaceman Spiff said...

which bank robbery

this chick is the most recent one NS, police say its a chick

Pass the Lysol said...

I don't think Hunts is bad (I think BK still uses it, at least they used to I know); but I always go with Heinz for the house

Keef said...

which bank robbery

this chick is the most recent one NS, police say its a chick




The one that robbed the bank with her two brothers. It's on tmz

Keef said...

I don't use ketchup very much

Pass the Lysol said...

"Kod is random Rodney tonight"



yes, I'm already pretty scattered by nature; add alcohol to the mix and I'm really all over the place

Pass the Lysol said...

Frenches is the only mustard I'll use; I don't like fancy mustards...plain yellow does the trick for me every time (of course, the only time I use mustard is on hot dogs)

Pass the Lysol said...

steppin out

into the night, into the light

Spaceman Spiff said...

bank robber chick is busted

pic1
pic2
pic3
pic4

Keef said...

and so it begins

El Padrino said...

bk is gross

Blue said...

fucking tent city

Blue said...

bank robber chick has lost a little weight since those pics.

and died her hair blonde to escape the authorities.

she's fucking crazy

Blue said...

she was laughing and shit in court yesterday..

guess she didn't really care

Keef said...

bank robber chick is busted


Yeah but she has naked pics out there. Titties is titties

Keef said...

TIT

Blue said...

i see what keith is getting at

she's got some nekkids out there

Blue said...

nekkids i2i

Blue said...

TEBOW

Blue said...

shut the hell up @merrilhoge

stupid Idaho State Bengal anyway

Blue said...

that guy who pissed on the girl on the plane was on the US ski team?


not anymore douchebag

Spaceman Spiff said...

nekkids on tmz are censored, gotta wait til uncensored ones leak

Keef said...

Spiff is losing his touch

Keef said...

I am home sick today :-(

El Padrino said...

summer colds are the worse

Tyler said...

We need at least another dude for the Y! FFB league. I can change the draft date to the 27th at pretty much any time in the afternoon, and I think that's EST. Let me know what you guys want to do.

Blue said...

kod sign up

Blue said...

remember "you can't do that on televison"?

That show was great

Tyler said...

"cherry pie guy died"

He died about a block away from where FMTyler works. At a Comfort Inn. Classy.

Blue said...

she works at a comfort inn?

that is classy

Blue said...

(s)

Tyler said...

Has Mize secured tickets to Springfield for the Basketball Hall of Fame inductions? Mullin is on the list.

Pass the Lysol said...

remember "you can't do that on televison"?



what? I don't know?



aja, that was one of my favorites as a kid; funny Uncle Joey's girl was on there too

Pass the Lysol said...

"kod sign up"



sure, if you don't mind posting the info again

Blue said...

leagueid: 161450


i don't remember the password

Blue said...

password is: pathword

Blue said...

yahoo sports

Tyler said...

Go here:

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/register/joinleague

Join Custom, use the info Blew provided.

Tyler said...

The password is ALWAYS pathword.

Jugdish said...

H

Tyler said...

I just added the entire history to the LoV league. My best finish was 5th in '07. Pathetic.

El Padrino said...

meiz

pretty dope

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I just added the entire history to the LoV league."

where do i find it

Tyler said...

Spiff, League Page, in the gray bar, All Time.

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

lee evans to ravens for 4th rounder

Pass the Lysol said...

cool, thanks. I'll sign up a bit later today or at least tomorrow.



Just got an interesting phone call; as seems to be the story of my life these days, great news mixed with horrible news. I won't woe anymore, but suffice to say shit is just getting ca-razy.

Need to step away for a bit here; drunk kod will probably be around tonight though

Keef said...

Gotta bail sdkod2 out of jail?

El Padrino said...

fuck this week

Keef said...

Kelly Kapowski gonna be on dancing with the stars

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Kelly Kapowski gonna be on dancing with the stars"

suite

El Padrino said...

"I won't woe anymore, but suffice to say shit is just getting ca-razy."

cat flushed himself down terlet?

Spaceman Spiff said...

mailbag up

Blue said...

i maybe had one beer too many at lunch

Blue said...

"meiz

pretty dope"


that was fucking awful

Pass the Lysol said...

"Gotta bail sdkod2 out of jail?"


no, but the woe does involve her. We all thought she had Lyme's disease this summer (including the Hospital), but the antibiotics aren't doing anything, and yesterday they told her that they think she has cancer.

Seeing a specialist this Wednesday, and if it is...she will have emergency surgery that day.


timing for this could hardly be any worse....but I'm holding out hope it's not all that serious (and hopefully, non-cancerous or at least benign)


On the awesome side, sdkod2s fiance just got accepted into the Fed STEP program; meaning he gets full college tuition/room and board/meals/etc. paid by the Feds, a fed job during school (and until school starts in Jan)...and best of all, a GUARANTEED job with them upon graduation.

he's basically set for life as long as he keeps his nose clean now. Makes me really happy for him, sdkod2, and the grandkids....


for a couple of felons, they've done quite well

Blue said...

except for that murder thing, oj is a pretty good guy

Pass the Lysol said...

"except for that murder thing, oj is a pretty good guy"



::inapplicable::

Pass the Lysol said...

I'll fix it for ya Blue:


for a murderer, OJ sure was able to get a lot of golfing in over the last half of the 1990s and 2000s


/fixed

El Padrino said...

again, reality show

Pass the Lysol said...

"again, reality show"

yeah, I'm still holding out hope; pilot has been shot and is being pitched (ns)

Pass the Lysol said...

I think it could work on a channel like Current


I mean, they got like 3 fake towing shows now on Tru.....cmon, I can bring more to the table than that

Keef said...

The mailbag had me until the Larry David email

tem said...

Tem steals ketchup from bars. Hasn't bought a bottle of ketchup in about seven years

Keef said...

Uh oh, back2back birdies for Tiger. This could get interesting.

/Beth

Pass the Lysol said...

good decision to use "could" there

Keef said...

had the same thing done, but for a different reason

/Beth

Keef said...

Can I but an I

Keef said...

buy

El Padrino said...

send me a copy kod

Pass the Lysol said...

"send me a copy kod"


yeah, I'll do that; I don't have one myself yet, but when I get one I plan on burning a few copies.

Pass the Lysol said...

I'm rocking my North Stars jersey


I dropped a couple LOV inside jokes, but I don't know if those survived editing

Pass the Lysol said...

*I mean rocking the jersey in the Pilot

Keef said...

Did you see your shoutout on fb, kod

El Padrino said...

i hope to see some tits again tonight on ride home

Pass the Lysol said...

"Did you see your shoutout on fb, kod"

no, what was that?

Blue said...

"I hope to see some tits again tonight on ride home"

ninja tweet

Pass the Lysol said...

btw Savannah is very pretty, kudos to you and cmkeith; I just went to your fb page to see what you were talking about (still not sure). Hadn't seen the pics on my newsfeed I guess

El Padrino said...

"I hope to see some tits again tonight on ride home"

ninja tweet"


im afraid to tweet so i text

Pass the Lysol said...

now, I'm fb stalking all ya'll


Hey H, I saw your girl posted...


"hope your day has started off okay! Love you :-)"


-congrats man, that's a keeper there (ns)

Pass the Lysol said...

any girl who posts those random love you, thinking about you, have a great one, etc messages out of the blue on their partern's fb wall is a-o-k with me....reveals a lot about a person in my book

Pass the Lysol said...

*partner

Keef said...

"just went to your fb page to see what you were talking about (still not sure)."


Used your quote

Keef said...

about the laughing baby

Pass the Lysol said...

yikes, I don't remember making any comment about laughing babies.


couldn't find the quote either on your page


sure it was me?

Keef said...

haha, I'm ratarded. It was LP.

Pass the Lysol said...

knows pig latin made me aitch

Keef said...

You bolth* had bet names that day

Keef said...

disregard

El Padrino said...

piece

Pass the Lysol said...

"haha, I'm ratarded. It was LP."

phew; I was pleased today I didn't have a grey out last night....but after that, I started thinking maybe I did after all

Pass the Lysol said...

hooooold on tiiiight, to your dreams


when you see your ship go sailing
when you feel your heart is breaking


hooooold on tiiiiight, to your dreams



man, I love ELO

Keef said...

You still looking at adopting?

Keef said...

tw Savannah is very pretty, kudos to you and cmkeith;


thanks. We're pretty proud

Keef said...

Simmons and his mustache are on PTI in 5 minutes

Keef said...

Rodman HOF speech tonight

Pass the Lysol said...

nah, not at this point; we were seriously considering it before cmkod's dad got sick and passed...but between work and everything going on, it's probably best we don't have a little one at this point.

Plus, things are very much up in the air for me at work; legal aid programs are getting absolutely murdered by state and federal cuts all around the country, no guarantee I'll be there in a year....I believe I've worked me way up to either #3 or #4 on the totem pole when it comes to layoffs, but entire programs are being forced to close from funding cuts.


who knows though, cmkod turns 44 in September; still have a couple years to pull the trigger I suppose. Plus, my sister got her adoption subsidy tax return last year and DAMN, you get a shitload of money back from the gov't for adopting

Pass the Lysol said...

"thanks. We're pretty proud"


love it! Awesome!!! (ns)

Keef said...

The process is so long, though. I have some friends here trying to adopt. They made their list of potential kids about a year ago and they're still waiting

Pass the Lysol said...

you get a shitload of money back from the gov't for adopting


that's actually probably one good way for the feds to cut spending; stop government subsidies for overseas adoption...which should also incentivise adopting (or at least fostering) US children; and there are many in need of good homes in the US too

Pass the Lysol said...

They made their list of potential kids about a year ago and they're still waiting


-yeah, my sister adopted US child, that took about 5 years. Ethiopia took about 3-4.


-that's good looking out Keith; I didn't think about the wait once the process starts. Maybe 2 years would be too long. Hmmm, gives me more to think about, I appreciate that (ns)

Keef said...

Simmons is being insufferable

Spaceman Spiff said...

kod what happened to the dream job opportunity you mentioned

Pass the Lysol said...

btw, I was thinking today...whoever here came up with the (s) and (ns) designations is a freaking genius.

I wish everyone used this; I find myself having to use fruity things like j/k, lol, exclamation points and smiley faces so people know I am not being sarcastic on texts, facebook, etc.

Keef said...

This Jaws lake movie looks awful

Pass the Lysol said...

"kod what happened to the dream job opportunity you mentioned"


I thought a ton about it, it was the director of the ACLU of the Dakotas (N and S).

I loved everything about it at first, but realized they don't work directly with poverty issues....which is my #1 passion.

I'm very passionate about the racial issues, especially in the Dakotas which most involves Native Americans (my #2 passion)


but.....then I thought about the abortion issue. SD and ND are on the forefront of trying to overturn Roe v. Wade, Planned Parenthood v, Casey, etc. I would have to advocate zealously for the pro-choice movement....and while I am pro-choice, I am VERY moderate on the issue and not 100% certain that I'm right, and I just can't be the spokesperson for abortions.


so....instead of applying, I asked for a promotion at work....which my big boss agreed to, and is going to take to our Board of Directors at the next meeting in September.

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Spaceman Spiff said...

"so....instead of applying, I asked for a promotion at work....which my big boss agreed to"

suite

Pass the Lysol said...

Although it seems like we lose a lot with the appellate cases, it is super cool that office established presidents that

1) Native Americans could not be subject to state taxation for income derived on their own reservations anywhere in the US: one of the landmark Indian Law and taxation decisions from the United States Supreme Court (1970s); and

2) In Minnesota, you cannot seize/forfeit a Native American's automobile if the driving conduct at issue occurred on their own reservation (that was over the past 2 years, and I worked on the case and briefs...although most of it was done by our Litigation Director and my other mentor and close friend who works for the Band)

Keef said...

Good luck with the promotion

Pass the Lysol said...

*our office established

Pass the Lysol said...

thanks guys!

Keef said...

Sdkod2 is cute

Pass the Lysol said...

This Jaws lake movie looks awful


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


how fucking stupid....uh, if there are sharks, you probably shouldn't go in the water.

Jaws was great, but it paved the road for many awful implausible movies (including Jaws 3 and 4 actually)

Keef said...

Rex Grossman looks like Tebkw

Pass the Lysol said...

"Sdkod2 is cute"


yeah, quite a few of my male clients have asked about her availability (or worse)....always awkward to then have to drop the fact that I'm her step-dad and she's engaged to a great guy.


of course, I get a lot of ::blank stares:: when I say I'm her stepdad.

She just tells everyone I'm her dad, which is really sweet....but I also get a lot of, "how the hell could you be her dad, what did you have her at 5" comments

Keef said...

Can't believe Rodman is 50

Spaceman Spiff said...

bankrobber tits
bankrobber butthole

Pass the Lysol said...

"Can't believe Rodman is 50"


for real? I can't believe it either, time flies you

Pass the Lysol said...

"Spiff is losing his touch"

"bankrobber tits
bankrobber butthole"

nsfmf; never lose faith in the spiff and his internet ninjaing

Pass the Lysol said...

if I were single, I'd hit it in a cocaine heartbeat

Pass the Lysol said...

I'd probably double rap it though, just because, well....you know

Pass the Lysol said...

or *wrap I guess

Pass the Lysol said...

that is a really cool cake Tem posted a pic of (ns)


I dig that Cake show on WE where they make the cakes for rich people getting married

something really cool about combining art and cake

Pass the Lysol said...

although I have a co-worker who is a phenomenal baker, who made our wedding cake and cupcakes for guests at the reception for no charge



my thriftiness will win out over my love of art anyday

Keef said...

Good job, spiff

Keef said...

Man, Rodman's gf (wife?) is pretty hot

Keef said...

I'm watching the NBA HOF red carpet show. It's not bad. Tex Winter's son was talking for him, not sure why

Pass the Lysol said...

"Man, Rodman's gf (wife?) is pretty hot"


she must love money, because he really is a piece of shit (IMO)

Keef said...

Is Chris Mullin the first wigger in the nba hof?

Keef said...

she must love money, because he really is a piece of shit (IMO)



I like him. He's got some issues obviously, but I don't think he's as bad as he's portrayed

Pass the Lysol said...

I always thought he was a fucking puke, but then he was on celebrity rehab, and I thought like many on that show, he would reveal some kind of redeeming quality



nope; nothing. Worthless

Keef said...

I see what you're saying, but I don't put much stock into those celeb reality shows. When the cameras are rolling, they're all about putting on a show

Pass the Lysol said...

"I like him."


I'll re-evaluate my position there, I'm probably missing something (ns)


I mean, it's VERY rare for me to make a statement like that....that's how little I think of him. I'm usually good at finding at least something positive about everyone....but I'll re-evaluate, I think it's there, just haven't found it

Pass the Lysol said...

"but I don't put much stock into those celeb reality shows. When the cameras are rolling, they're all about putting on a show"


that's a good point; I told cmkod last month I no longer will watch CR or sober house....in part, because of what you stated.

Pass the Lysol said...

the other part being that I am constantly surrounded by pain, mental illness, and substance abuse at work; I gotta seek lighter stuff for my own preservation

Keef said...

Arvydas Sabonis! Wft

Keef said...

the other part being that I am constantly surrounded by pain, mental illness, and substance abuse at work; I gotta seek lighter stuff for my own preservation



Spongebob

Spaceman Spiff said...

kenny albert and joe theismann announcing this skins game, jeebus, whoever made that decision is sick

Keef said...

What channel is that on

Keef said...

Teresa Edwards has definitely earned her induction into the hof



S

Spaceman Spiff said...

watching a stream

Pass the Lysol said...

"Spongebob"



I'm more of a Phineus and Ferb kind of guy; I'm not kidding, that show is genius IMO. Haven't found a show geared for kids that entertained adults better since Animaniacs

Pass the Lysol said...

"kenny albert and joe theismann announcing this skins game, jeebus, whoever made that decision is sick"


yeah, preseason no less; I assume they are shamelessly pulling for the Skins, hey?

Spaceman Spiff said...

you ever watch invader zim kod

Pass the Lysol said...

ya know, he tried to warn us in 1987 he was Bad and a Smooth Criminal


damn

Keef said...

Nerve seen P&F

Spaceman Spiff said...

horrible red zone offense then a shanked field goal,it just feels right

Pass the Lysol said...

"you ever watch invader zim kod"


no, but I'm far more easily persuaded towards these recommendations from you....as a HUGE C&H fan growing up


-good stuff? I need to steer the grandkids away from crap like Barney and Power Rangers, at least when I'm around watching em.

Spaceman Spiff said...

invader zim is awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

haircut time

Spaceman Spiff said...

stopping the game on this theismann note "rex grossman is a good, smart quarterback"

Keef said...

Mullin is definitely the whitest black guy I've ever seen

Pass the Lysol said...

"Nerve seen P&F"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mUq2-dJJys



all hail Doofania; Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest cartoon character created since Homer Simpson


"it's new, it's bright, and it's founded on spite; hail hail doofania"

Pass the Lysol said...

I've actually even been successful in replacing Doofenshmirtz in the lexicon.


quite a few (including cmkod) now just call me a Doofenshmirtz when I do/say the dumb shit I'm predisposed to put out there. It's nicer than what had been previously used

Keef said...

Artis Gilmore's wife's name is Enola Gay. That's grate

Pass the Lysol said...

"Artis Gilmore's wife's name is Enola Gay. That's grate"


they named her after Krusty's plane? (s) You do realize that the Enola Gay is a revered US military plane from WWII, I assume.

Pass the Lysol said...

makes it slightly less gay...but don't get me wrong, that's still lame

Keef said...

You do realize that the Enola Gay is a revered US military plane from WWII, I assume.



Yes. That's why it's awesome

Keef said...

Time for the worm

Keef said...

Twss

Keef said...

He can't talk. He's bawling like rev @ a prince concert

Todd Packer said...

p&f is good stuff

Keef said...

Censor is working hard

Keef said...

MJ is a douche for not being in the building for this

Todd Packer said...

MJ is a douche.

fixed

Keef said...

I KNEW that was coming from you

NS

Keef said...

Rodman was aight

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