Friday, August 19, 2011

Juke Box

My favorite play in baseball is when the right fielder guns down a would be fool at third base. It's just exciting. For multiple reasons. Oh but especially when the hitter is trying to get a triple. Because then it sort of mashes up my second favorite play with my favorite play. Triples are cool. But when the right fielder cocks (lp fans out there) back and throws a laser from right nailing someone, shit is cool.

My favorite play in football is when the QB gets rocked. I like sacks I guess. (me too, /meiz) But really I mean bombs (long passes) are nice. And pick sixes are cool, fucking blocked punts rock. Football is just awesome even a coaches challenge is fun sometimes. Kickoff and punt returns, ah, if you've seen one you've seen them all. But sacks to me are like a treat because let's face it they are somewhat rare and every once in awhile the QB gets hammered and is out for the year. Like Romo. Good times.

My favorite play in basketball is no doubt the coast to coast destruction block. Hate to say it but Lebron does this the best. Where he just flies the length of the court and throws the ball 20 rows into the crowd. Shits cool ya know.

My favorite play in hockey is when I change the channel. Ha. Just kidding. I sort of have a love hate with hockey and I do enjoy it from time to time. But my favorite play is boring, it's the one timer goal.

Keef you doing a Top 25?

kid talk for a minute, bgep needs shots for school tomorrow. It's going to be hell. She flips the fuck out when a needle comes out. I have to physically restrain her. It sucks.

Concussions in baseball, maybe thats why Judy Bay is terrible now?

I hope Lada Gaga dies.

111 comments:

Keef said...

Keef you doing a Top 25?

Maybe not all 25, but I'll put something together. Probably a week from Monday

Jugdish said...

top 17

Keef said...

Getting ready to head down to the lovely Tucson for a meeting all day. Then they give us dinner and a free room and booze for the night

Keef said...

I think mize was lying when he said he didn't know a blank tile was a wild card

Jugdish said...

I think mize was lying when he said he didn't know a blank tile was a wild card



he mentioned something about it on twitter, so it has to be true

Jugdish said...

awhile back he did say he was great at scrabble though, and scrabble has blank tiles

Jugdish said...

keef: mize, do you play words with friends?

mize: ::blank tiles::

Beth said...

Wait, you're saying mize may not have been 100% truthful about something????

I'm shocked I tell you, shocked!!

s

Blue said...

fuck

tem said...

NO /cmblue

Beth said...

Please!

/hot receptionist

Blue said...

spent this week in San Diego for work conference.

fun times

Blue said...

that's where blue and hot receptionist almost had their tryst last year.

not so much this year

Pass the Lysol said...

"@Kod I love Once Bitten, Twice Shy, but if you play it in this area you would get lynched."


funny, when I first read that comment I thought, don't fucking say it's because of the Station, that would be redonk


I mean, their guitarist died too, and they raised a lot of money for the victims.
*Also note it was the club owners and GWs manager that were found responsible, not anybody in GW themselves


time to heal Boston/RI, time to blast Once Bitten Twice Shy

tem said...

when is kod changing his name back?

tem said...

we have too many name changes now. i can't keep track of who is who.

Jugdish said...

we should all change our name and pics to someone else's name and pic for one day...that would be suite

Blue said...

whom is whom

Jugdish said...

as in someone else from this blog

Spaceman Spiff said...

pryor seemed like he was scared shitless in gruden's QB camp

Beth said...

"we should all change our name and pics to someone else's name and pic for one day...that would be suite"

I'll be blue for a day if it comes with access to his money.

tem said...

No /cmblue

tem said...

blue has no money. only cmblue does.

tem said...

jug is the secret millionaire. every other week he is off to HERE to see THIS GUY.

he takes more vacations and trips than GW Bush did.

Spaceman Spiff said...

O:FB

Jugdish said...

weekend trips...little cost

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Osi is getting his knee scoped and will be out 3 to 4 weeks"

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck, awful dude from houston is filling in for rome today

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A person close to Umenyiora says "it could be 4~6 weeks or longer."

Blue said...

doesn't sound like just a normal scope

a lot of guys get scoped and are back in 1-2 weeks

Blue said...

mark schlereth always tells the story about having his knee scoped on monday and playing that sunday.

Pass the Lysol said...

"One of the NFL’s most recognizable referees will be in Duluth this weekend to manage a roomful of lawyers.

The Minnesota Defense Lawyers Association is holding its 36th annual meeting in Duluth through Saturday. National Football League referee Ed Hochuli, who also is a lawyer, will be moderating one of the sessions.

In Duluth he’ll be moderating what the defense lawyers association calls a “fast and furious eight-minute drill,” where 10 trial lawyers will be speaking on topics specific to litigation while being closely monitored by Hochuli."


I'm not going to lie; I'm jealous I can't go. That sounds pretty freaking cool (ns)

tem said...

osi is not motivated to play for the giants

scope means 4-6 weeks for a non-motivated player.

1 week or less for a motivated player.

tem said...

Ed Hochuli could curl Kod with one arm.

Jugdish said...

excuse me, mr hochuli? can i blow your whistle?


/kod

Jugdish said...

hendry fired

Jugdish said...

my brother sent me this, thought it was funny:


How long do you think it will take Quade to bust out the cardboard cutout of Jim Hendry in the clubhouse to rally the team?

"Every time we win, we peel a section!"

tem said...

thats gross.

i think the pirates should threaten their team with a cutout of roseanne. every time we lose, we peel a section.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Baldwin will likely miss the rest of the preseason after injuring his wrist during a locker room scuffle with teammate Thomas Jones. Baldwin’s work ethic has reportedly been an issue."

dont fuck with the coal miners' son rookie

Jugdish said...

i would not want to scuffle with thomas jones.

tem said...

Thomas is no joke. or Baldwin is.

Blue said...

thomas jones is a pussy

Jugdish said...

so is your face

tem said...

blue wishes TJ was his RB

Jugdish said...

and cutler his QB

Blue said...

i don't own a team other than my rec league team, that would be suite to have them play for me.

Pass the Lysol said...

excuse me, mr hochuli? can i blow your whistle?


/kod


hilarity, but it would actually be more like,

"hey, I've been wondering this for years...how much did you bet on the Chargers in that SD/Pit game?" with a friendly smile and chuckle so he immediately knows I'm joking around and mean no discrespect.

Blue said...

or how much did you have riding on that SD/DEN game where you blew the whistle when shitty cutler obviously fumbled.

Jugdish said...

$1.25 on centsports if i remember right


/ed hochuli

tem said...

"hey, I've been wondering this for years...how much did you bet on the Chargers in that SD/Pit game?" with a friendly smile and chuckle so he immediately knows I'm joking around and mean no discrespect."

i don't think that would end well for you. i doubt he would take such a joke well at all. he would hate you and crush you.

Pass the Lysol said...

"i don't think that would end well for you. i doubt he would take such a joke well at all. he would hate you and crush you."


maybe; probably best I'm not invited anyway

Spaceman Spiff said...

"(Maybe I'm just pushing this because Lechler is one of the top punters in the league and I want a Raider to have some relevance in fantasy leagues.)
— Adam, Placentia, CA"

big raider fan, huh. yea darren mcfadden is completely irrelevant.

Todd Packer said...

huge day

Todd Packer said...

"mize: ::blank tiles::"

made me laugh

Keef said...

Lots of eow today. We had our sales meetings all day at this suite resort, probably drank a total of 750mL worth of booze during the day. Next we go to dinner where each table sits 8 people and there are 10 bottles of wine (at each table). I also just checked in and found out that the guy who I'm supposed to be rooming with didn't make the trip down, so I get the room to myself. THEN, every year for this thing our company gets a sweet* where they load it with booze from every supplier. There are at least 150-200 bottles in there. My room is 2 doors down from that.

Keef said...

I didn't even have to use my AK

Todd Packer said...

it's too bad Keith doesn't drink anymore

Jugdish said...

it's too bad Keith doesn't drink anymore



that party two doors down sure sounds like fun


/keef

Keef said...

"it's too bad Keith doesn't drink anymore"

I had a glass of wine with dinner and 2 vodker drinks in the sweet*

Keef said...

Turns out the sweet is rooms 414 & 413, and I'm in 412 so we share a wall

Keef said...

There's some loud Jersey bitch, oxymoron, outside my door yelling about how grate Jersey City is


ns

Keef said...

It's really loud. Not much sleeping tonight. The eow didn't last long

tem said...

Keith should get hammered

Jugdish said...

in room 415 they had over 100 bottles of diet pepsi this morning


/keef



suite!

/tem

Jugdish said...

i had a tem like breakfast, a few handfuls of cheerios. the apple cinnimon kind.

Keef said...

"Keith should get hammered"

No

Todd Packer said...

cleaning out all the tailgate shit... forgot about grilling wings at the outback bowl. almost puked when I opened up the tailgate grill to clean... 8 months of wing peaces* and mold

Keef said...

I won one of these last night at our dinner

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Tonight Brady Quinn takes over as #2 QB for Broncos. Tebow goes to #3!"

Todd Packer said...

bbrod aaahahahahahahaha

Todd Packer said...

mess are funnier than bbrod

Spaceman Spiff said...

Jeebus, larry fitzgerald 120 mil with around 50 mil gteed according to schefter

Keef said...

He's going to hate that when Kolb becomes Derek Anderson

Spaceman Spiff said...

That's fine

That's fine That's fine That's fine That's fine

i take this shit serious, real serious

/derek anderson

Pass the Lysol said...

cable/internet/phone all out since storm on Thursday fried our cable box


that sucked quite a bit

Pass the Lysol said...

good to see T-Jack is still throwing up TDs for the Vikes


wasn't really his fault, but still....preseason notwithstanding, I was hoping to see a pick-6, and figured with T-Jack in there it would probably happen

Pass the Lysol said...

man, I got identity thieved


Luckily it was just my itunes account, and apple locked the account after the first $5.50 purchase.


at least every thing else seems on the level; will have to get my annual credit report tomorrow too though, just to be safe

Keef said...

I got 2 goddamn trojans on my PC

Pass the Lysol said...

trojans are the worse; I've never been able to kill them off without a complete scrub

Pass the Lysol said...

hmmmmm


if it was recently, I wonder if it's related and from LOV or a LOV link


I don't go many places online, and most are like espn, cnn, facebook

Keef said...

It's probably from all the free internets porn

Keef said...

I have my $FNFL draft in 160 minutes

Mize said...

"mess are funnier than bbrod"


HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mize said...

NS

Mize said...

TP should just be a Rays fan. He fits the demographic.

Mize said...

Kod, I might recommend some sort of internet security software.

Mize said...

Jug is a bum

Keef said...

You're a bum

Keef said...

My $ team...
QB Ben Roethlisberger
RB Chris Johnson
RB Felix Jones
RB/WR Ahmad Bradshaw
WR Calvin Johnson
WR Larry Fitzgerald
WR Steve Johnson
TE Vernon Davis
D/ST Lions D/ST
K Billy Cundiff
BE Ryan Torain
BE Mike Tolbert
BE Tim Hightower
BE Deion Branch
BE Willis McGahee
BE Mike Sims-Walker

Mize said...

"RB Chris Johnson"


Terrible pick.




/LP

Mize said...

"BE Ryan Torain"


Killer score

Keef said...

I had the #2 pick and wanted Foster but he went #1

Keef said...

"D/ST Lions D/ST"


MY NINJA!!

/mize

Mize said...

Just type nigga

Mize said...

My nigga.

Keef said...

wigga

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Angels are expected to announce Tuesday they have signed ace Jered Weaver to a contract extension that is believed to be for five years and $85 million"

suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice team keef, as long as none of your starting WR get hurt

Spaceman Spiff said...

hope i get felix jones late in my $ league

Keef said...

Thanks. I wanted Jennings but he went the pick before mine in the 2nd round so i took megatron. I really didn't want Fitz but decided to roll the dice on Kolb being not terrible

Keef said...

I think I got Felix in the 6th or 7th

Keef said...

I can't get those fucking trojans off my pc. I downloaded PC doctor and every time i run the scan it gets about 90% done and the pc bogs down

Keef said...

*spyware Doctor

Keef said...

I'ma be so pissed if CJ's holdout goes into the season

Mize said...

4 games of WWF going

Jug is putting the smash on me

I'm terrified to not play a word that isn't a double word score against Keith

Neck & neck with one of my friends I consider one of the smart ones

Crushing a caveman that has a much cushier job than I do. I'm using WWF as vengeance against him.

Keef said...

Play a word, wussbag

Todd Packer said...

"TP should just be a Rays fan. He fits the demographic"

I am a rays fan. just more of a mess fan.... kind of like you with the packers and lions

Todd Packer said...

"Crushing a caveman that has a much cushier job than I do. I'm using WWF as vengeance against him."

does the caveman know about blank tiles?

Keef said...

High larity

Keef said...

On both comments

Keef said...

I'm terrified to not play a word that isn't a double word score against Keith



That was Troy Aikman-esque

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