Friday, August 26, 2011

I wanna make bank bro

I've finally accepted 2007. It's the year the Mets died. There is no going back. Accept it and move on.

Maybe I can build a sports pshychologist business. Where I help people move on from sports tragedies. Like gut punch losses. The Matt Dodge punt game. Sonics Game 5 vs Denver. MJ Flu game. Craig Ehlo game. etc. Guiding you through a sports crisis. It can be under the umbrella of El Pad Stocks and Sports LLC.

Those foot steps you hear is the football season drawing closer. Gid-dee.
Next week AFC Preview. If I pick your team to do well I apologize. But AJA you should thank me.

Why does Marc Anthony pull in so much ass. Is it because he can sing latin music? That has to be it. He has this song called Preciosa. I listen to it sometimes. It's incredible. Even though I don't speak spanish. Try it.

Bengals. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.



121 comments:

tem said...

Spanish songs get girls wet

Beth said...

Tem knows.

Jugdish said...

i always play la bamba on first dates


/mize

Beth said...

I always play la cucaracha on first dates.

/mize


*fixed

Jugdish said...

I always play tummy sticks on first dates.

/mize


*fixed

Beth said...

That last fix wins.

El Padrino said...

yo yo yo

El Padrino said...

yo latin chicks are the hottest chicks on the planet

Jugdish said...

behold, the power of twitter!

/mize

tem said...

"yo latin chicks are the hottest chicks on the planet"


AtD

El Padrino said...

fucking hurricanes

Keef said...

Yeah they're in trouble

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

what the fuck

Keef said...

Some dumb bitch here left her kid in the car the other day for 30 minutes while she went into the grocery store. 4:30 in the afternoon when it's 115 out

Keef said...

here. I guess she said it was 30 minutes but was really 90 minutes. Fucking white trash

El Padrino said...

cough up a lung where im from

MARCY SON

El Padrino said...

pro-jects have the best rats

Keef said...

Sources say the mother had recently returned from a trip to NYC where she was enrolled in parenting classes

Keef said...

New mailbag up

Todd Packer said...

ep has Marc Anthony chills?

Jugdish said...

keef, no booze room at the summit. since we have 7 people now, i think ill only get three rooms and i can sleep on a roll away bed in one of the rooms if that's cool with everyone. that'll bring cost down some.

so its 3 rooms fri and sat night, and 2 rooms on sunday night.

good?

Todd Packer said...

that rat link is crazy

Spaceman Spiff said...

jeter dumped minka

reminder: has anyone ever looked better at the airport

Keef said...

That sounds cool. But I can sleep on the rollaway since I was complaining about the extra room. Doesn't matter to me

Keef said...

Fucking Jeter

Jugdish said...

That sounds cool. But I can sleep on the rollaway since I was complaining about the extra room. Doesn't matter to me



its good...im about keeping costs down too.

Jugdish said...

still gonna have that case of diet pepsi right?

/tem

Keef said...

Me & tem will be diet pepsi brothers

Jugdish said...

tem drinks diet pepsi to recover from hangovers. it helps him be tem again

Keef said...

Jesus Christ, rev is really worried about this hurricane

Jugdish said...

you know he is stocked up on canned foods

Jugdish said...

actually it seems like he was more worried about rescheduling his boston dinner.

Jugdish said...

aja i might have to block revs posts on facebook during the mlb playoffs.

El Padrino said...

Jesus Christ, rev is really worried about this hurricane

wussbag

El Padrino said...

tp what do i do?

i should probably tie my grill up and take in the extra propane tanks

Spaceman Spiff said...

no wind would be able to blow rev away anyways, whats he so worried about

Keef said...

"you know he is stocked up on canned foods"

There doesn't need a hurricane for this to be true

Keef said...

aja i might have to block revs posts on facebook during the mlb playoffs.




^^^^^

Keef said...

"no wind would be able to blow rev away anyways, whats he so worried about"

He's in fuck Boston and is worried about getting home

Todd Packer said...

"tp what do i do?

i should probably tie my grill up and take in the extra propane tanks"

yeah, I usually move the grill and smoker into the garage before a hurricane

El Padrino said...

yeah, I usually move the grill and smoker into the garage before a hurricane

i aint moving my grill into my bedroom but i'll tie up

Keef said...

your bedroom is in your garage?

Spaceman Spiff said...

black brady

Jugdish said...

hilarity

tem said...

**aja i might have to block revs posts on facebook

*fixed

Keef said...

Rev has 6 hurricane posts in the last 36 hours

El Padrino said...

black brady

god damn thats funny

Keef said...

So femh gets knocked up and h stops commenting? That's fucked up

El Padrino said...

best back in the nation

tem said...

h is working the day shift now at the cabbery or whatever it is called

Jugdish said...

cabbery is funny

Keef said...

best back in the nation



Remember when McGuffie had that title? That was fun

Jugdish said...

at least we get pics on facebook of every meal rev eats, so that's good


s

Keef said...

Rev is bogging down the internets

El Padrino said...

whats his fat ass worried about

Jugdish said...

weather, lack of cheese, things like that

Jugdish said...

lsu players arrested and suspended

Jugdish said...

bar owner where that fight took place said he saw the qb standing off to the side by himself when the fight was going on.


bar owner = lsu fan

tem said...

bar owner = lsu fan

or bar owner = got paid $$$$ by a booster

El Padrino said...

To replace Hairston on the roster, the Mets recalled RHP Miguel Batista from Triple-A Buffalo.

jesus

Keef said...

Mess poetry team just got better

Keef said...

I'm going with the untied Nike look today

El Padrino said...

olive garden pic

fail

El Padrino said...

see the revamped red lobsters?

prolly still canadian heavy though

El Padrino said...

the bcm meeting ive been in all day are just nuts

Beth said...

Just saw this online and it made me think of EP:

"A hurricane and an earthquake in the same week. It's like God forgot that New York is way more important than every place else."

El Padrino said...

this is cuz of gay marriage

El Padrino said...

Technically, not heeding the mandatory evacuation order would be a violation of the law that could get you fined and sent to jail. But Bloomberg assured New Yorkers today that "nobody is going to get fined and nobody is going to go to jail, but if they don't evacuate they could die."

good to know

Jugdish said...

the only reason i won't evacuate for a hurricane here is because im on the rideout team at work. whatever family i have will evacuate.

Jugdish said...

problems with evacuations is people don't listen. houston has a phased approach where people closest to the coast leave first. when rita hit seemed like EVERYONE left at the same time.

El Padrino said...

people are awful

El Padrino said...

i hope japan is ready to throw some bread over here once this thing blows over

Jugdish said...

no bread...rice maybe

El Padrino said...

company is going crazy, i have a hotel room in baltomore, central nj and jacksonville in case i need it

wft

this is hysteria

Keef said...

Happy birthday, Beth

Beth said...

Damn stalker...

But thanks!

El Padrino said...

dick pick later for you girl happy birthday
give me cell digits

El Padrino said...

piece

Jugdish said...

happy birthday beth!

Keef said...

Ric Flair is suing Grantland

Mize said...

"Ric Flair is suing Grantland"

Why?

Keef said...

The article from yesterday says he's a drunk or something

Keef said...

Wall

Todd Packer said...

capuano with a complete game SO against the braves... happy birthday, Beth

Mize said...

I'm fucking bored

Mize said...

Sister's in town for the weekend, and she totally just went to the bar & didn't invite me.

That's never happened before.

Mize said...

Rev really is a woman. I bet cmrev isn't freaking out.

Mize said...

Freak is rich as fuck

Mize said...

Lawd jeezus. Rev's Mom. SMH.

Mize said...

We don't have enough bench spots in the MLB Keeper

El Padrino said...

got a case of beer and ice

im straight

Keef said...

A 19-year-old Florida Keys woman has been charged with attempting to murder a two-month-old child.
The Monroe County Sheriff's Office says a video obtained by investigators with the Department of Children and Families shows Elizabeth Garcia trying to hit the child with a rock.
The video reportedly shows Garcia holding the child in one arm and with a piece of concrete in her other hand. When she tried to strike the child, two men nearby were able to stop her.


Disgusting

El Padrino said...

flair story is great

Mize said...

Ric Flair's downfall is nothing new

Keef said...

BBQ today

Mize said...

I don't know if I'm gonna make the draft today. I'm not really gonna care about the Y! league

El Padrino said...

what time

Keef said...

3:00 pst

Keef said...

NFL pick em
GROUP ID# 38251
PW: tits

Keef said...

Survival league
GROUP ID# 15797
pW: tits

Keef said...

College pick em
GROUP ID# 13594
PW: tits

Keef said...

I like my autodraft team

Tyler said...

Nice to see you all took the draft seriously.

Tyler said...

EP cock-blocked me twice. Took two guys I had queued up.

Pass the Lysol said...

"Hurricane Irene Could Sprout Bumper Crop Of Magic Mushrooms"


in unrelated news, I think I'm going to make a trip out east next year

tem said...

my UFC picks are going great like normal.

Keef said...

Mize, have you seen that show called Tanked? It's on Animal Planet on Friday nights. It's 2 guys who make crazy aquariums

Spaceman Spiff said...

pretty damn pleased with my autodraft team, had no clue the draft was today

damn ryan mathews fell off the map, 11th round jeebus

Spaceman Spiff said...

just watched the ufc prelims, palhares is awesome, that fight was crazy

tem said...

30-25 was a bit much from the one judge.

i thought if anything went to a decision a non-brazilian would get screwed. never happened.

that predicition was gold, just like my other UFC predictions.

Big Fat Weasel said...

A little windy

Mize said...

"Mize, have you seen that show called Tanked? It's on Animal Planet on Friday nights. It's 2 guys who make crazy aquariums"


Yeah, I've seen it. It's pretty suite

Mize said...

"A little windy"

You should re-title it something like ON THE SHORE OF THE ATLANTIC IN HURRICANE IRENE!!!!!!!!ZOMG



Then more people will see it.

Mize said...

Ya know...I'm pretty fuckin' happy with my autodraft team

Keef said...

ARLINGTON, Texas - A male fan was knocked unconscious after falling 21 feet in a stairwell while leaving Rangers Ballpark on Saturday night in what police were investigating as an accident.


Jesus

Spaceman Spiff said...

desmond jennings is good

Keef said...

Don't jinx it

Keef said...

My $ playoffs start tomorrow

Keef said...

Shocking that the NYC hurricane hype didn't live up to expectations

Spaceman Spiff said...

NELSON! on your money team keef? dude just pulled a hammy

Keef said...

Nope

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