Monday, August 15, 2011

Happy Birthday LOV

5 years ago today some knuckleheads decided to start a revolution and what spawned from that was a little thing we like to call Lordz of Vengeance. If it wasn’t for the douchebaggery of one KC, this place probably would never exist. So, thanks for being a giant bag of douche, KC. I hope you’re sitting in some “law firm” in Dubuque, IA, getting a handy from John Mills III.

On 8/15/2006, there were 3 posts. Post #1 was submitted by rev, axing where all the peeps were at. There were 3 comments, and Tem had our first ever comment. The second post, about 10 minutes later, had too much Floyd Landis talk, and a few comments trying to coordinate this fine establishment. Post #3, about 30 minutes later, was a 2 scroller by freak (RIP) talking about Floyd Landis. This generated 30 comments. If I was just an innocent bystander right now, and you told me that a blog started 5 years ago and for most of the first day the hot topic was fucking cycling, I would tell you that blog is not around any more. And you had the zeke and freak connection bolth* believing that Landis didn’t dope. You could see in our early days that LoV predictions were grate*. Zeke (RIP) was definitely dominating the conversation in the first 2 posts. That motherfucker better comment today. I miss that sonofabitch. NS

I know post #4 was on 8/16, but I am going to mention it for a few reasons. First, the topic was college vs. pro footyball*. On one comment, freak talks about the NFL being better because there is less disparity between the top & bottom teams: “Like how often does a Navy beat a Notre Dame compared to how often a San Francisco beats a New England.” Made me LOL! But also in the comments, Jay Scott (RIP) mentions that a dude in his footyball* league basically tricked the league so that he could have 2 teams, then he made shady trades between the 2 teams so that one team would be stacked. This is hilarity because for ass* long as I’ve known, trades in fantasy leagues have to be approved by either the commish or the rest of the league. Jay Scott asks what the punishment should be, and the consensus from the group is that the guy should get a kick in the nuts by everyone in the league. But then Dikembe Meiztombo chimes in with “That football stuff's total BS. I'd totally fuck that dude up. I would be totally relentless. Chide him every chance you get. I mean it. Make that dude feel like an absolute shit eater. and slap him if you ever see him. He's got HIS hand in Your cookie jar. I'm seriously riled up about this.” I dunno why, but that shit made me laugh, knowing what I know about mize now. So don’t fuck with mize’s Twitter, hats, or the fantasy league of someone he doesn’t know.

So what have we learnt* in the last 5 years? Boston & Philly fans are the most insufferable people out there. New Yorkers are self proclaimed better at everything than anyone else. Knowing is knowledge. Broken engagements are apparently more common that originally thought. Life on an Indian reservation is fucking crazy, yo. Jothes are acceptable attire for just about anything. Sometimes a chick (NOT! /zeke) can know more about sports than a guy (mize). Some people take bed skirts way too seriously. If you have any skeletons, a Mexican-Asian will find them. A chubby little choir boy can become a successful freelance boom mike holder. Using NS & S can probably bring world piece*. And finally, despite the miles between us all, a group of knuckleheads can gather together every day and bullshit about random things from sports to politics to entertainment to religion to world history. We all might have our different views about things, but I think despite all the ball busting that goes on here we all respect each other’s opinions. Yes, myself included. NS I wouldn’t trade this place for anything. I can't wait for the Summit next month.

Anyway, here we are 5 years later, still going strong. We have our down periods, but they are usually short term. And, fortunately or unfortunately, someone else’s misfortune is normally the catalyst that brings us back to grateness*. So raise your glasses everyone, here’s to what’s been a grate* 5 years. Pour one out for those soldiers who we’ve lost along the way: MOV, MVN, whocares, EB, steve, freak, zeke, iam, stiggy, Jay Scott, The Champ, and Dan the Man. I intentionally left out Weasel III and teej.

Here’s to at least another 5 years!

153 comments:

Todd Packer said...

happy birthday LoV. nice post, Keith

Todd Packer said...

a zeke appearance today would be grate*

Todd Packer said...

gonna be out a good part of the day negotiating a new dot project. hopefully we get lots of $$

Todd Packer said...

so Texas a&m to the sec was just hype?

Todd Packer said...

cmtp is jacked up about us creating a will... maybe she knows something that I don't

Todd Packer said...

tried to work in some summit talk this weekend with cmtp... I'm still optimistic

Beth said...

Nice post keef. (ns)

Although would splitting it up into paragraphs have killed you?

Beth said...

And I do believe keef had a nostalgic tear in his eye as he was typing his post...

(You're such a woman. s)

El Padrino said...

well played as.

Pass the Lysol said...

cheers all


that was a fucking awesome post btw!

El Padrino said...

Pakistan allowed Chinese military engineers to photograph and take samples from the top-secret stealth helicopter that US special forces left behind when they killed Osama bin Laden, the Financial Times has learnt.

The action is the latest incident to underscore the increasingly complicated relationship and lack of trust between Islamabad and Washington following the raid."


to those morons who actually beleived the pakistani's had "no idea" bin laden was hiding there.....

El Padrino said...

hope freak wasnt holding a boom mic at the state fair

Beth said...

"hope freak wasnt holding a boom mic at the state fair"

You forgot the "too soon?"

El Padrino said...

i was serious i hope he wasnt

tem said...

i was in a wedding in NY this weekend.

i determined that NY is like if someone put one great breast on Roseanne Barr.

NYC is nice (the great breast) but the rest of the state is absolutely shitty. The people are nice, but the roads suck, the buildings are old, the traffic patterns are dumb and they have no exits on the interstates with gas stations.

so in short. happy anniversary LOV and NY sux.

tem said...

"hope freak wasnt holding a boom mic at the state fair"

couldn't have been. he died weeks ago.

El Padrino said...

good assessment update ny other than syracuse BLOWS

El Padrino said...

*upstate

Todd Packer said...

upstate NY sucks

El Padrino said...

indeed

El Padrino said...

there isnt one state that is just totally awesome from state line to state line

El Padrino said...

fucking hillbilly handfishin sucked me last night

tem said...

"there isnt one state that is just totally awesome from state line to state line"

temhio is. but it isn't a state.

tem said...

hillbilly handfishin is neat to watch once. then it is not.

Keef said...

Although would splitting it up into paragraphs have killed you?


There are 5 paragraphs

El Padrino said...

giada looked awful last night

tem said...

"There are 5 paragraphs"

post kind of bunches them all together.

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite post

Spaceman Spiff said...

bendo's unsubmissibleness* is awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

in you face jim miller, he was talking mad shit about WEC fighters, and now his only chance of ever getting a LW title shot is gone

Keef said...

Guida/Bendo fight will be hairnnoying

tem said...

"Guida/Bendo"

they might get tangled up.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"giada looked awful last night"

glad jeff won, i will DVR his show, susie was fucked they already have a mexican chick cooking mexican and as a bonus that chick is way hotter

Keef said...

Found out yesterday that Jay Mohr is gonna be in Phx the weekend before the summit. Gonna get some tix & surprise cmk. We saw him at the Improv here for our first date

Spaceman Spiff said...

guida wants his shot withhout fighting bendo, wasnt interested in a #1 contender fight it seemed on the post show. he knows he cant lay n pray bendo and will lose

Spaceman Spiff said...

ROMANCE!

El Padrino said...

glad jeff won, i will DVR his show, susie was fucked they already have a mexican chick cooking mexican and as a bonus that chick is way hotter

^^

i ♥ sandwiches

tem said...

is guida really in contention for a title shot?

wft?

tem said...

edgar already cleaned out the division?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"is guida really in contention for a title shot?

wft?"

he is somehow, but the division isnt cleaned out

guillard, bendo are #1a and b contenders IMO

then theres guida, who i hate

pettis should be back up there soon

cerrone looks good lately, he will probably fuck up soon though

Spaceman Spiff said...

former UFC ring girl logan's tits

El Padrino said...

tatas

Keef said...

Sfw?


S

Keef said...

NICE!!! I turn on the radio to listen to DP and instead I get to listen to the nascar race!!!


s

El Padrino said...

there is always something there to remind me

Spaceman Spiff said...

too much nascar and little league lately on WWL

Spaceman Spiff said...

first scene from the new conan

El Padrino said...

i like cholula hot sauce

Spaceman Spiff said...

COLOV, tapatio > cholula to me

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits, dat body

Spaceman Spiff said...

street KO
with some brutal follow up shots

El Padrino said...

man that's embarrassing
got your girl with your baby standing over you

you know later she was talking shit

El Padrino said...

i hope i never get knocked out

El Padrino said...

i need like 20 grand more and i'd be ok

tem said...

what would you do with 20 grand?

El Padrino said...

do stuff

El Padrino said...

be more comfortable

El Padrino said...

keef is there any doubt in your mind that the bengals will absolutely stink this year?

Big A said...
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Keef said...

"keef is there any doubt in your mind that the bengals will absolutely stink this year?"


I said over the weekend that they would go defeated this year

tem said...

if you said it over the weekend then in el pads world you never said it

Keef said...

true

El Padrino said...

tem knows

El Padrino said...

i dont pay attention to shit over the weekend

i space out, detox, only way for me

Keef said...

i dont pay attention

i space out, detox, only way for me


fixed

Keef said...

well i guess it would be nice
if i could touch your body
i know not everybody
has got a body like you

tem said...

NO /cmblue

tem said...

"cmtp is jacked up about us creating a willcmtp is jacked up about us creating a will"

like mad about it or excited for it?

Jugdish said...

good post keef

Keef said...

hold me close young tony danzaaaa

Keef said...

"cmtp is jacked up about us creating a will"


I was thinking about going on that legalzoom site to make a will

Keef said...

"good post keef"


Good pic of you staring at femjug's jugs, jug

Keef said...

The chick in the middle of that pic is hot. Hawaiian or something

tem said...

"Good pic of you staring at femjug's jugs, jug"

just saw that. he is dreaming of 2nd base i guess.

Jugdish said...

mexican, she's like 6ft tall too

El Padrino said...

where are femjug's jugs?

tem said...

facebook. you don't have time for that shit.

tem said...

ask cmelpad to print them out for you.

she said cmjug had a "rack worth looking at"

Keef said...

"mexican, she's like 6ft tall too"



suite

El Padrino said...

no rack for me i guess

Keef said...

LP could motorboat her without having to bend over

tem said...

well yeah, but he'd need a stepstool.

El Padrino said...

a brutus/timmy piss ice story would really make my day

El Padrino said...

Tracking Tiger

By Kevin Cott


ring a bell?
doucher writes for Grantland

Keef said...

The Minnesota Twins have traded outfielder Delmon Young to division rival Detroit for a minor league pitcher and a player to be named.

tem said...

i thought the trae deadline has passed

Keef said...

non-waiver trade deadline passed

Keef said...

DYoung made it through waivers w/o getting pickt* up, so they can trade him

El Padrino said...

judy bay is avaialble everyone

your move

El Padrino said...

i bet sandy alderson wakes up everyday and pukes when he looks at that albatross of a contract

El Padrino said...

meiz, zac efron dick pics up

do it

El Padrino said...

#meatpeeper

El Padrino said...

gonna tell cmep it's the 5th anniversary of this site and to celebrate we should make suite love

El Padrino said...

gonna get a R A, R? look in response

Pass the Lysol said...

ah, a good day for sure

1) got my car estimate: no damage

2) sdkods stuff went very well (as good as it could have); doctor was very relived after growth removal. Sent off for biopsy, but I'm glad about that, just to be safe, and b/c early detection is always key for cancer


-I've been woeing way to much here too much lately; glad I get to

eow for a change!

Pass the Lysol said...

oof, should have previewed that last message

Spaceman Spiff said...

"1) got my car estimate: no damage"

wait wut, you couldnt tell there was no damage?

El Padrino said...

i missed the car discussion

El Padrino said...

nicky manaj ass

Pass the Lysol said...

it was mentioned somewhat yesterday, but no visible damage....I was worried about hidden damage, especially to something like the radiator


where they hit was mostly plastic (as the place said today "a 5 mph bumper that did it's job...they don't always do their job") but it was an awful crunch too

Pass the Lysol said...

turns out there were like 5 other things that *could* have been fucked up without showing visible damage



but no leakage of fluid, and gages all good, no warning lights, etc.

Keef said...

i missed the car discussion


It's still in the comments, those don't disappear. We shouldn't need to rehash shit to you because you're lazy

El Padrino said...

why do you guys talk the good shit on the weekend

El Padrino said...

im here 40 hours a week

Keef said...

Good shit is talked 24/7

Keef said...

Kod also mentioned during the week that cmkod was out if town this weekend so we'd have a full weekend of drunk kod. But you probably missed that too

El Padrino said...

"Kod also mentioned during the week that cmkod was out if town this weekend so we'd have a full weekend of drunk kod. But you probably missed that too"

i remember that, not enticing enough i guess

Keef said...

Man Brooke Burke is so hot

Keef said...

Man Halle Berry is so hot

Keef said...

not enticing enough i guess



FACE!

Pass the Lysol said...

ouch, my feelings



hehheh

El Padrino said...

i meant that wadr of course

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Man Halle Berry is so hot"

can distinguish her clit in this picture

El Padrino said...

halle berry

unspeakable

El Padrino said...

fucking suite

El Padrino said...

that pic made my dick move

Spaceman Spiff said...

gook shits on reblon*

me rikey

El Padrino said...

japanese bug fights

Todd Packer said...

"I was thinking about going on that legalzoom site to make a will"

yeah, that's what we are doing. I'm in no rush to hash out the details and cmtp is acting like someone is gonna die soon

Todd Packer said...

"a brutus/timmy piss ice story would really make my day"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

"this picture"

nice

El Padrino said...

piece

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Rangers will erect a statue at Rangers Ballpark in honor of Shannon Stone. Will depict he and his son and be titled Rangers Fans."

cmon son

hopefully it wont be anywhere where josh hamilton will have to see it all the time

Keef said...

cmtp is acting like someone is gonna die soon



Someone is gonna die soon

Keef said...

Rev is a giant nerd

Keef said...

keep the kids out of the water, TP

Keef said...

awful

Keef said...

Delmon Young, first AB with the Tigers, goes yard off Liriano

Keef said...

Some dude bet $400 on Keegan Bradley to win the PGA @ 125-1 odds

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A Louisiana man has been arrested for decapitating his 7-year-old disabled son and leaving his head by the side of a road for his mother to see, cops said.

Jeremiah Lee Wright, 30, told police he did it because he was tired of taking care of the boy"

jeebus chris

Keef said...

Fuck

Big Fat Weasel said...

I know Kod is going through some rough times, but how could you guys let him saying his firm set presidents instead of precedents go on the weekend comments? He's a lawyer after all. Haha

Big Fat Weasel said...

Also, he watches the Women's Entertainment channel (WE). I guess that is less surprising.

Big Fat Weasel said...

But great post, Keith. Perfectly rode the line between nostalgic and sappy. NS.

Keef said...

Thanks

Keef said...

Mize just went to the bathroom to rub one out to that Breer's triple play

Todd Packer said...

"Mize just went to the bathroom to rub one out to that Breer's triple play"

and check out the guy taking a piss with his pants around his ankles

Keef said...

Spiff
Csil & hsil and their friends are heading to irvine this weekend. They've been calling this trip "Girlvine" for the last 2 weeks. So fucking annoying

Keef said...

I guarantee they'll be at that dog bar/restaurant on Saturday

The Rev said...

I'm a nerd? You're the one who wrote a sappy post about a silly little blog.


Awesome post by the way! NS

VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

Spaceman Spiff said...

you and cmk told them the lazy dog was suite

The Rev said...

Oh, just for the record,

I'm fairly certain this is KC now...

Keef said...

you and cmk told them the lazy dog was suite




Actually they told us it was suite

Keef said...

Get back in the three mile long line for Hunter Pence's autograph, rev

The Rev said...

Yes, I admit that I am a nerd.

But i'm a nerd with a really suite autographed ball.

Keef said...

600th HR for Thome tonight.

Keef said...

Not all in one game. That would be a record

Keef said...

But i'm a nerd with a really suite autographed ball



Hunter Pence is a slightly above average MLBer

The Rev said...

True, but he's raising his batting average 30 points just by being in the Phillies lineup alone. And Howard is busting out with Pence hitting behind him too. He's more of an impact player here than in Houston.

Of course, I am incredibly biased.

Keef said...

Nooooooooo

Keef said...

a silly little blog


Shame on you, rev

Keef said...

Big night

tem said...

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