Monday, August 08, 2011

H already read this

Cmk is watching Real Housewifes* of Bnew Joisey right now, so I guess I'll write a post.

MLB is down to about the final 7 weeks or so. It's good to see tight races in all but the NL Least. I'm rooting for a Rangers/Breer's WS now.

Totally sucks that kod can't go to the summit.

Hey Eldrick, tell me how my as. taste*. /Stevie Williams

This weekend was busy as shit. Had to trim back my Palo Verde tree in my front yard,clean the pool, check my sprinklers to make sure all the leaks were fixed, fill in all the holes and re-lay the bricks around the fence poles, install a new light, towel bars, sink faucet, water shut off valves, and A/C register in the guest bathroom, and fix a piece of drywall and paint it where the goddamn dog tried to dig through. Believe it or not I like doing all that shit. I probably wouldn't like to do it all the time though.

I can't wait for college footyball. I think practices start this week. I hope ASU isn't the suck this season. Their defense should be redonk again, but once again the offense will be questionable. If they don't win at least 8 games, I say get rid of Erickson. Then they can hire Tressel. (s)

Speaking of, I'm also pumped to see the new Big 1(2)0 setup with Nebraska and a title game this season. I think the 'huskers are gonna be solid this season. I'm looking forward to seeing tOSU travel to Lincoln this year.

Who is doing a college footyball preview this season? I know I've done it the past couple years does anyone else want it? I like doing it but if someone else wants it, go for it.

Kid talk for a sec. Skip this paragraph if you wish. Bgas. turnt 6 months old this week and it's like she knew that and decided it's time to start getting around and trying to get into shit. How do I stunt her growth and ability to do shit? LP, what did your parents do?

Caput Mundi? Shocking!

Blue, 3 day bet on the Reds/Rox?

121 comments:

El Padrino said...

forget her growth just turn her into an as. like you

El Padrino said...

6 months

ha

cant wait til that lil thing is running around AND talking

El Padrino said...

i've had fo' kids in my crib since thursday

mine, 4 and 8 months
sisters, 5 and 2

i was hammered pretty much the whole time

drink away the pain

Blue said...

"Blue, 3 day bet on the Reds/Rox"

giddyup

El Padrino said...

baseball is over

El Padrino said...

there is no good news man

Blue said...

dude on the rockies broke his neck friday night.

Blue said...

it was probably covered over the weekend, but it was crazy as shit.

may never pitch again

Beth said...

"baseball is over"

Well yeah, for Mess fans.

Blue said...

which is a shame because he was a young kid and had a lot of promise...had looked unhittable at times this season

El Padrino said...

Braves fans too

El Padrino said...

video please

Beth said...

"Braves fans too"

Nah, ours won't be over until the 1st round of the playoffs.

Too bad I was out of town at the end of last week ep or you'd have a new name and pic for these few days from the recent mess-braves series.

Blue said...

video

i think he broke his neck when he landed on his head

Big Fat Weasel said...

Kod, Sox vs Twins bet?

El Padrino said...

"Too bad I was out of town at the end of last week ep or you'd have a new name and pic for these few days from the recent mess-braves series."

im expecting a name change pic for standard

we have a standing bet anytime they play i thought

El Padrino said...

"i think he broke his neck when he landed on his head"

i thin your're right

Beth said...

"we have a standing bet anytime they play i thought"

I thought I remembered something like that but wasn't sure, and then got lazy about picking a new name so figured I'd let it slide. Let me see what I can come up with now though.

Beth said...

Ok ep, assuming this fits, your name and pic are:

Why I like the Mets

El Padrino said...

football, month from today

WOODROW

El Padrino said...

oh great a recycled pic

Why I like the Mets said...

kod pulled out?

tem said...

better than no pic

tem said...

kod had family medical issues and had to pull out.

condolences to the kod family.

Why I like the Mets said...

just read it

sorry to hear that kod

Beth said...

Add my condolences to the list for Kod and his family.

tem said...

el pad, you broke the economy.

bastard.

Why I like the Mets said...

market was destined to correct once more, this is it

once it breaks 11,000 it could dip to the 10.5 level then back up for good

Why I like the Mets said...

obama broke the market not el pad

Whiskey Tango said...

"6 months

ha

cant wait til that lil thing is running around AND talking"




I wasntne essarily complaining, just saying that as soon as she hit 6 mos she decided to start doing more shit, like she knew. The stunt comment was just to rank on you

Why I like the Mets said...

yeah i got it keef

Why I like the Mets said...

if i was obama i would prosecute S&P and destroy them

Why I like the Mets said...

what balls on them, what balls

Why I like the Mets said...

they fucking sat here during the crisis and had high ratings on mortgage backed securities which caused most of the 08 crisis and now they act high and mighty and take a swipe at the hand that feeds them?

If anyone in government had a pulse they'd fucking incinerate them

Blue said...

"obama broke the market not el pad"

no, the tea party broke the market

Blue said...

honestly, i agree with the S&P decision.

I think the government isn't reliable anymore.

Blue said...

at this juncture

Why I like the Mets said...

honestly, i agree with the S&P decision.

I think the government isn't reliable anymore.


when in rome

Why I like the Mets said...

when a country prints the worlds currency it's impossible for it to default on debt

Tyler said...

Hey Kod, sorry to hear about your sister-in-law, and that you're not going to be able to make the summit. Terrible news.

Why I like the Mets said...

bottom line blue

ignore politics, when it comes down to it, the US pays

Why I like the Mets said...

this "downgrade" is a joke anyway

it's like extremely likely versus very likely

Why I like the Mets said...

i like meiz comment that i have to step up now

Whiskey Tango said...

0%

Why I like the Mets said...

yeah that was hilarious

Blue said...

"ignore politics, when it comes down to it, the US pays"

really? not unless there's some major changes in the near future.

there won't be enough growth the cover all the entitlement payments (ie social security). You know that entitlements make up roughly 70% of the US budget now? and that's before the majority of baby boomers have hit retirement age.

tem said...

i'm thinking of expanding temhio. the temhio economy is strong due to the lack of entitlement programs.

Beth said...

You should take over NYC.

tem said...

i'm thinking of taking over the town west of columbus.

plain city seems like nobody in the US would miss it.

tem said...

if temhio ever needs prisons (right now we just banish people) then i might take over NYC and use it as my prison.

then i'll send kurt russel there and tell him to escape from it.

Why I like the Mets said...

sure blue the system is broken but its by no means close to being "risky"

the fact the S&P made a 2 trillion dollar error, were called out on that error by the Treasury Dept, and decided to downgrade the debt anyway and blame political volatility is so ridculous

Why I like the Mets said...

social security is a problem and as the country gets older the problem is going to get bigger

i dont know how to fix it, dont even want to think about it, not my job but it's not unfixable, it can be fixed probably pretty easily

getting everyone in that disgusting capitol of washington to agree on it is the issue

Why I like the Mets said...

the s&p situation is like cmblue divorcing you for cheating on her, even though you didnt, proving you didnt then she turning around and sayin

well im divorcing you anyway i hate when you pick your toenails in bed

Whiskey Tango said...

Gross

tem said...

I'm still gonna blame el pad

Why I like the Mets said...

fuck me

kod said...

"Kod, Sox vs Twins bet?"



oof, sure....although I'm pretty down on the Twins these days

standard 3 day name/pic ok?

kod said...

thanks guys for all your kind words of support and understanding about having to pull out of LS II, I really do appreciate that a lot (ns).


Now, I'll stop being corny again


s


at least less sentimental

kod said...

work field trip today to Starr Island


I love that we get snow days and field trips, makes me feel like I'm still in grade school

Whiskey Tango said...

rachel starr?

kod said...

Kenneth, I think

Why I like the Mets said...

kid talk for a minute

is there anything better in this world than a baby laugh?

............continue

tem said...

a tard laugh

Blue said...

"is there anything better in this world than a baby laugh?"

the feeling of a warm vagina?

Spaceman Spiff said...

ricky williams to ravens, ray rice owners refucked

Beth said...

"is there anything better in this world than a baby laugh?"

Yes.

Whiskey Tango said...

"is there anything better in this world than a baby laugh?"

Yeah it's grate
ns

Why I like the Mets said...

broke 11K, down 500 and counting

Why I like the Mets said...

"is there anything better in this world than a baby laugh?"

Yes.

i know cock right?
/meiz

Why I like the Mets said...

looks like a classic double dip recession according to the charts

Why I like the Mets said...

aka Twin peaks

Whiskey Tango said...

i know cock right?
/meiz




pot

Whiskey Tango said...

Daniel Murphy out for the season

Why I like the Mets said...

der

Whiskey Tango said...

A dude fought on the UFC PPV in a banana hammock?

Beth said...

"A dude fought on the UFC PPV in a banana hammock?"


Dammit I can't believe I missed that!!!

/mize

Jugdish said...

A dude fought on the UFC PPV in a banana hammock?



dana white was not happy. hammock guy got whooped.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A dude fought on the UFC PPV in a banana hammock?"

his nut allegedly popped out during the fight

dana white was so mad that he gave his opponent for 70K for knocking him out

Spaceman Spiff said...

kevin boss gone, 1st round pick prince broken foot

O:FNY

Jugdish said...

dana white was so mad that he gave his opponent for 70K for knocking him out



he took a good beating too

Spaceman Spiff said...

he also said they would be illegal in the UFC from now on

Blue said...

i don't understand these captain morgan commercials

Whiskey Tango said...

"Dammit I can't believe I missed that!!!

/mize"



Saturday on FB, mize added UFC to his "likes"

ns

Why I like the Mets said...

i read that recruiters are not looking on job boards anymore using facebook as a referral site instead


do i have to jump on this shit?

Spaceman Spiff said...

if you think so

Spaceman Spiff said...

even if you had to, you got no time for that shit

Blue said...

use linkedin, it's better

Why I like the Mets said...

i do use linked in, barely log in to that shit though

Why I like the Mets said...

613 down

Whiskey Tango said...

Mess SS Jose Reyes headed to the DL with strained left hamstring

Why I like the Mets said...

yeah like i said, baseball is over

Whiskey Tango said...

Fucking Kanye West

Blue said...

kanye is a supa fly

Why I like the Mets said...

Philadelphia Implements Strict Curfew To Combat Violent Mobs...

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Whiskey Tango said...

H, there is a grate TWSS comment on your fb

Whiskey Tango said...

Can't feed my big boy with those tiny cans!

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo grew a stache

Keef said...

what a goof

Blue said...

doesn't his dad have a stache.

like a monumental one?

Blue said...

hundo

Mize said...

I got my shit knocked around pretty good at work today. No clue how I got all my shit done by 5 today.

Keef said...

He

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Mize said...

I'm the Franchise, bitch!

Keef said...

Franchise bitch is a fool title

Mize said...

What does that even mean?

Keef said...

*cool

Keef said...

peppers filled with cream cheese and jalapeno mixture topped with seasoned chicken tonight

Keef said...

It's gay that all of these MLB teams stoled* the bear claw and deer antlers that the Rangers used last year

Mize said...

I haven't noticed

Mize said...

Grantland needs a new editor, if they even have one.

tem said...

Shocked grantland still exists

Todd Packer said...

fuck grantland

Todd Packer said...

the all access Florida stuff on espn was pretty cool

Todd Packer said...

muschamp is a yeller

Mize said...

fuck florida

Mize said...

I ♥ when my friends tell me that Kanye West is a douchebag, on FB. Like I wanna fucking hang out with the guy. He makes incredible music. That's it.

Todd Packer said...

"fuck florida"

I hope prince fielder gets bad aids from a ghetto tat shop

Todd Packer said...

s

I heart prince

kod said...

3 Prince trivia questions tonight


very random; we nailed all 3

Keef said...

I ♥ when my friends tell me that Kanye West is a douchebag, on FB. Like I wanna fucking hang out with the guy. He makes incredible music. That's it.



I agree. That's what I basically tell cmk because she can't stand him

Beth said...

"I agree. That's what I basically tell cmk because she can't stand him"

I agree with mize and keef? Damn, the world really is coming to an end.

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