Monday, August 22, 2011

Congrats jug!

Condolences. /mize

So now the Summit has become a bachelor party for 3 and a baby shower for 1. Crazy times lie ahead. H better bring an extra bag to carry all the diapers back. 1 month until summit weekend.

You know what I hate? Well, a lot of things actually. But one thing reminded me this weekend how much it bugs me. I hate when Mexican people, especially news people, feel like they have to over emphasize their accent and the way they pronouce their name. There was a lady on the news here, her name is Amanda Hernandez. She introduces herself, in a heavy Mexican accent, as "mon-duh" "air-non-daze". Then she spoke in a perfectly clear English accent after that. Bitch, you aren't fooling anyone. Your name is A-man-duh Her-nan-dez. That shit irks me.

Had my $FNFL draft yesterday. I am officially pumped for footyball now.

Ive probably said this before, but I'm ready for summer to be over. We are gonna have 110+ temps this week. Shit is getting old. But this weekend we are going to have some people over for a BBQ. It's basically gonna be friends of mine from HD who have families and they'll bring their kids over to swim. Yep, I'm that guy now. I just hope it exceeds mize's cookout from last month.

Crazy. Dude is one of those wing walkers who was teeing to move from a plane to a helicopter and lost his balance and fell like 200 feet.

That's all, I guess.

187 comments:

El Padrino said...

how ya doin

Beth said...

I'm good, thanks for asking.

El Padrino said...

gollum thinks he can thro 95mph

asked me how many meters that is

i put $550 cash he cannot throw 95mph

we'll see if he accepts

Beth said...

From what you've said about gollum, I'd be surprised if he can break 60 mph.

El Padrino said...

that's what i said

tem said...

i doubt i could throw much harder than 65mph.

unless it was off of a mountain or from an airplane or something.

El Padrino said...

at my peak physical condition, playing ball for like 11 years my senior year in high school and for college tryouts i hit 89 mph.

and i was on a throwing program, still couldnt break 90

without warming up, at those guess the speed radar gun games at like fairs and amusement parks i get to like 75

this chicken wing couldnt break 60 with the warm ups

El Padrino said...

he has no clue about north american sports so it doesnt surprise me he cant understand how hard it is to throw a baseball fast

i will take advantage of these outlandish proclamations

tem said...

it'd be funny if he had a cannon.

Beth said...

"it'd be funny if he had a cannon"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

it would

El Padrino said...

i started my second yob last night at the catering hall

holy shit

tem said...

what do you do there?

El Padrino said...

first of all fuck old people

like seriously you guys are horrendous humans

tem said...

are you a busboy or something?

tem said...

so aitch knocked his girl up?

Beth said...

"what do you do there?"
"first of all fuck old people"


Damn, they pay you for that?

s

Beth said...

"so aitch knocked his girl up?"

Is this s or ns?

El Padrino said...

"are you a busboy or something?"

for right now yes, no choice you have to learn the place before you can waiter and/or bartend

it's a kids game, shit is back breaking work

only 3 weeks of that then waiter thank jesus

El Padrino said...

I was working here yesterday

they changed my name to Desmondo Jose Luis upon arrival

Keef said...

"so aitch knocked his girl up?"


Yes, that's why he got the minivan

tem said...

if we had beth's phone number we could text her and tell her whether or not we are just playing a joke on el pad because he doesn't read LOV AD or WE.

since we don't she just has to sit and wonder.

tem said...

el pad will never make waiter

El Padrino said...

aitch denied this on thursday when i was *hear

El Padrino said...

"el pad will never make waiter"

stop it i already out bus boyed the busboys yesterday and they are like 17 years old

tem said...

why else would someone willing trade a camero for a mini-van?

tem said...

i heard it is twins.

tem said...

"stop it i already out bus boyed the busboys yesterday and they are like 17 years old"

way to go.

the old people there didn't like your style though.

El Padrino said...

yesterday was a 50th wedding anni party

god damn, talk about a life sentence

anyway they did like a photo montage, shit too almost an hour

ns

that's 50 years of scrapbook son
god damn

El Padrino said...

"he old people there didn't like your style though."

they were angry i was refilling their water

old dude was like, but i dont want no more water

too bad gramps, *is *me *yob *mayne

tem said...

that'll be you in like 45yrs or whatever.

tem said...

old people are write*

if old dude says he doesn't want water, don't give him fucking water.

El Padrino said...

and they kept asking for drinks i had to refer them to the bartender and they were like but why cant you just get it

El Padrino said...

"if old dude says he doesn't want water, don't give him fucking water."

matre'd says fuck them every glass is filled to top

el pad takes direction well

El Padrino said...

it is a bitch to clear 40 some odd glasses of full water at end of night on a rickety tray for a walk of about 80 feet to the dishwashers though

El Padrino said...

the kitchen is awesome and the food was great, perk

tem said...

you should just drink all the water before you load it onto the plate

El Padrino said...

most of them drank it actually, they were just bitter

Keef said...

you should just drink all the water before you load it onto the plate


He would drown

S

tem said...

he could just spill it onto some other busboys area.

Pass the Lysol said...

"first of all fuck old people"

"stop it i already out bus boyed the busboys yesterday and they are like 17 years old"


a lot of old people probably get freaked out by 30 y/o+ busboys...the words "work release" come to mind

wadr

tem said...

el pad should tell them he plays in the NBA, but since there is a lockout he needs a job to feed his kids.

El Padrino said...

"a lot of old people probably get freaked out by 30 y/o+ busboys...the words "work release" come to mind

wadr"

how would they know im 30?

plus i have a handsomely distinguished professional look i dont have long hair

tem said...

i would imagine you looked lots older than the other 17yr old busboys.

tem said...

it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out you are old for a busboy.

El Padrino said...

i wouldnt notice if the bus boy was old if i was patrying up at a party, who would care?

it's not like im TP out there asking if you want more water

El Padrino said...

"i would imagine you looked lots older than the other 17yr old busboys."

the boss was going over some things in like a pre-party meeting and stressed that everyone needed to be clean shaven and one of the busboys was like i haven't shaved yet, sort of funny/sad moment

El Padrino said...

anyway you think i like it, like i said you cant bartend or wait unless you bus first

they know my age they said i wouldnt be bussing? long

tem said...

"i wouldnt notice if the bus boy was old if i was patrying up at a party, who would care?"

someone at their 50th wedding anniversary would notice and care.

old people care about everything and notice everything.

tem said...

manager posted on facebook that some old busboy had to step up his game.

El Padrino said...

"old people care about everything and notice everything."

they can barely fucking see, then when the laser dance floor lights are on they practically go into shock

El Padrino said...

can't wait to do a wedding with bitches dancing nasty and shit

El Padrino said...

fantasy baseball is too long i think im quitting that racket next year

Keef said...

how would they know im 30?



The beer belly

El Padrino said...

not noticeable

El Padrino said...

hey ladies put some shirts on please jesus

naked boobage click at own risk

El Padrino said...

yesterday was topless day or something, bobby flay was not in attendence

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Kevin Durant is on the verge of agreeing to starring in a major Warner Bros. film.

The film will have a basketball subplot and is scheduled to begin shooting in mid-September"

the fuck?

El Padrino said...

"The film will have a basketball subplot and is scheduled to begin shooting in mid-September"

the fuck?"

Space Jam 2?

Denzel gets out of jail and rapes Druant's mom in he got game 2?

Keef said...

Love & Basketball II. Starring Kevin Durant & Bill Simmons

El Padrino said...

The Air Up There 2, Kevin Bacon is back

Keef said...

Little Knicks. LP is co-starring

El Padrino said...

Ed.

man what a horrible movie with whoppi

or maybe he's gonna be Juwanna Man

Keef said...

Whoppi* is a tough dude

El Padrino said...

she will whoop your ass


hahahahahahahahahahaha

El Padrino said...

that was corny

Keef said...

yes

tem said...

whoppi was good in Sister Act

tem said...

durant movie will be a tyler perry joint.

he'll be a superstar player who gets injured and falls in love with his rehab chick, queen latifa.

but he'll also be banging queen latifa's friend who is just a gold digger.

he'll have a hard decision to make, the hot gold digger or the not so hot queen latifa who he really loves.

he'll choose queen latifa and then she'll end up doing rehab work for lots of other stars because she got his game back on track.

Keef said...

gross

tem said...

some might say that movie already exists.

but i say if nobody saw it then it is new.

Todd Packer said...

one of my $$$$ leagues did an autodraft yesterday.... wft?

tem said...

hahaha, $$$ league autodraft.

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem watched 'just wright'

Todd Packer said...

congrats to jug

El Padrino said...

yeah that sounded familair i think common was in that

El Padrino said...

latifah is a lesbian

tem said...

yeah, that thing was on at Urban Active in the movie theatre / treadmill room.

Todd Packer said...

"hahaha, $$$ league autodraft"

yeah, the commish said it was too tough to get a time when everyone could make the draft. told him it might be too tough to send in my $100 team fee

tem said...

by the way my flight leave Austin on Monday. So I am staying in Austin on Sunday night.

tem said...

yeah, you just can't do an autodraft $$$ league

tem said...

on the bright side that is $100 you can put towards the summit.

tem said...

american airlines fucked with my return flight.

instead of getting into columbus at 2pm i now get in at 5:30pm.

tem said...

Rahim Moore looked fine to me.

He led with his shoulder. Hit the guy in the chest. wft?

tem said...

*Rahim Moore hit looked fine to me.

tem said...

maybe he is fine too...i dunno. never saw him without his helmet on.

tem said...

pryor to raiderS?

Keef said...

Love it

El Padrino said...

perfect

Keef said...

In my $ draft, one person was going to be out of town so he was going to draft by phone. Then, the night before the draft, another dude in the league who hasn't had a job in 5 months says that he's out because he doesn't have the money. Then yesterday I call the dude who's out of town and he doesn't answer so I leave a VM and text him. Dude never gets back to me so we say fuck it, he's out. So we were able to get back to an even # of teams. Workt* out

tem said...

should have autodrafted!

/tp's commish

El Padrino said...

am i the only one getting tired of fantasy sports? like in general...

including football, just bothers me sometimes i cant watch a game without someone yelling for something to happen in the game spefcifically for fantasy points

Keef said...

"should have autodrafted!

/tp's commish"


2 years ago I drafted his team because he was out of town. I told him this year that if he couldn't make it to the draft he'd have to be able to be reached by phone

Keef said...

"am i the only one getting tired of fantasy sports? like in general..."


I'm not tired of beisbol or footyball.

El Padrino said...

some guy crushes chris brown

Keef said...

I'm getting tired of Petros & Money. In general...

El Padrino said...

what does that even mean

Beth said...

"am i the only one getting tired of fantasy sports? like in general..."

No, you're not the only one.

El Padrino said...

my love

El Padrino said...

cant believe kim fake married that tard from the nets

Keef said...

Yesterday morning cmk said to me "well, your girl is off the market now. Sorry". I said "You've been off the market for 2 1/2 years"

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef got some

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I'm getting tired of Petros & Money. In general..."

yep havent listened to them in months, i think its petros

Keef said...

"yep havent listened to them in months, i think its petros"


They're in for Rome today. It's definitely Petros

Keef said...

Money (introducing Mitch Williams): Our next guest is from MLB Network. MLBN is a force to be reckoned with, especially when it comes to baseball

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Here are T. Pryor's financial expectations. He should get a four-year, $2.36 million deal including $591,000 to sign."

tem said...

If he ran a good 40 the raiders will give him double that....for being in great shape

El Padrino said...

he ran a 4.36

El Padrino said...

and thats why they drafted him

Keef said...

Clayton says they drafted him as a WR

Keef said...

Kinda sad that the Raiders & Niners have to say that they won't play anyore in the preseason so that people stop shooting each other

tem said...

it is real to them dammit!

Keef said...

anyore is grate

El Padrino said...

peytons neck could be an issue

Keef said...

Peyton will start week 1

Keef said...

spiff, Jay Mohr in the jungle on Wed/Thur

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite

El Padrino said...

he'll start because he's a robot but he wont be able to carry colts fisrt few weeks like normal

El Padrino said...

beth is gonna kill me but im finna git ready to put the falcons in the nfc title game

El Padrino said...

"So this exists: Blitz Sports Bra & Grill is coming to Dallas, Texas. No, that's not a typo: Blitz is a breastaurant. Eater Dallas has details and also boob-related puns."

El Padrino said...

orton tebow'd tebow

Beth said...

"beth is gonna kill me but im finna git ready to put the falcons in the nfc title game"

You're dead to me now.

tem said...

now?

El Padrino said...

let me make it up to you

braves are one and done in the playoffs anyway

El Padrino said...

did i mention i hate lady gaga?

El Padrino said...

spiff did you see the ct thing

Keef said...

el pad takes direction well


Not from old people

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff did you see the ct thing"

yea wish there was more than 1 hit, too bad adam is dumb

El Padrino said...

piece

Mize said...

Did I mention that I pulled something in my rib area? Hurts like a mother.

Mize said...

Main will call selector asked me if I put my app in for the open position. He's happy I did.

Now its time for the hoping.

Big Fat Weasel said...

I'm driving a minivan and the cute girl working the door at Friday's just called me sir. Yup, my life is officially over...

Keef said...

It'll get better when the baby is here

Big Fat Weasel said...

Bastard

Mize said...

"I'm driving a minivan and the cute girl working the door at Friday's just called me sir. Yup, my life is officially over..."


we're 30. People call me Sir all the time.

Big Fat Weasel said...

She was in her early 20s. It hurts the team

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef

"49ers traded S Taylor Mays to Bengals for an undisclosed draft pick."

Keef said...

Interesting. I'm just glad they didn't draft Pryor

tem said...

Can taylor mays play QB?

tem said...

H, when do you find out if it is a girl or boy?

Mize said...

After the Summit

Keef said...

"Can taylor mays play QB?"

They don't need a QB this year. 0-16 and get Andrew Luck

Mize said...

What's the hotel sitch for Sunday night for the Original Four?

Mize said...

Fucking Noodle Arm!

Mize said...

Aveo goes to the shop tomorrow AM. Avewoe.

Big Fat Weasel said...

You guys suck. for real. If she gets knocked up, I'm gonna drive the minivan to AZ by way of Cedarburg and whoop some ass.

Mize said...

Why weren't there any good titty links today?

Mize said...

"You guys suck. for real. If she gets knocked up, I'm gonna drive the minivan to AZ by way of Cedarburg and whoop some ass."


Good luck finding me in Cedarburg. Unless I'm living there again when you decide to make the drive.

Keef said...

You guys suck. for real. If she gets knocked up, I'm gonna drive the minivan to AZ by way of Cedarburg and whoop some ass.



Probably won't be our fault

Mize said...

"Probably won't be our fault"


I was gonna say that

Keef said...

And I'm pretty sure you ain't paying for gas to travel 2500 miles.

Keef said...

Or 1700 miles

Keef said...

H
From my experience, Chicco car seats are the better

Mize said...

Keith's lead has been insurmountable from word 1

tem said...

Jug has hotels through Sunday. 2 rooms I think on Sunday.

Keef said...

Keith's lead has been insurmountable from word 1


Dude, we're on the third word

Mize said...

"Jug has hotels through Sunday. 2 rooms I think on Sunday."


I sure hope so

Mize said...

That would mean the 4 of us are splitting 2, right?

Todd Packer said...

my brother was just on the rangers feed. he was part of a pre-game ceremony in Texas inducting Nolan Ryan into the Irish-american baseball HOF

Mize said...

Heisbow wants traded?

Mize said...

Random


When did buying a HOUSE with your girlfriend become a good idea?

Todd Packer said...

mize, send me an invite in wwf... TP1221

Todd Packer said...

"Heisbow wants traded?"

it's tesus, you non believer

Todd Packer said...

"When did buying a HOUSE with your girlfriend become a good idea"

never

Mize said...

"mize, send me an invite in wwf... TP1221"


I play via Facebook. Still no smartphone for me.

Mize said...

"never"

Exactly.

Mize said...

I'm looking forward to seeing those relationships fail.

Todd Packer said...

"I play via Facebook. Still no smartphone for me."

I thought you could play fb v. smat*phone?

Todd Packer said...

lots of texts coming from my brother. he's now in a sweet* drinking free booze on the ranger's tab

tem said...

I think you H and jug have 1 room. I get the other. Just me and a case of diet pepsi.

tem said...

Which ranger?

tem said...

walker? The one from jellystone?

Todd Packer said...

"Which ranger?"

Nolan Ryan

Keef said...

Yeah you said that. Tem wasn't listening

Todd Packer said...

Yeah you said that. Tem's reader wasn't listening


fixed

Mize said...

I'd like to take this time out again to thank the old man for a piece of shit printer that doesn't work, and I never asked for.

Mize said...

I fucking hate this piece of shit

Mize said...

Cheap $60 B&W printer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this $150 pile of shit

Keef said...

Mize is so gracious

Jugdish said...

what is mize trying to print out that is causing so much trouble?

Jugdish said...

"Congrats jug!"


thanks!

Mize said...

"what is mize trying to print out that is causing so much trouble?"


Plane ticket.

Mize said...

Or anything, for that matter.

Mize said...

McDonald's lady got my order wrong. Didn't over charge though.

Mize said...

Time to work.

Jugdish said...

File---->Print

tem said...

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