Wednesday, August 31, 2011

business as usual

College football is back starting tomorrow night. Idaho hosts Bowling Green, i'm sure you're all going to be glued to the Altitude network watching that game, right?

Doesn't it say something about the sport when in one offseason like 10 major programs are in trouble with ncaa rules violations? I blame the BCS, if it wasn't for those cocksuckers college football would have a playoff and none of this would be happening.

Mike Vick got a 2nd $100m contract. If he was going to kill any dog today, i would wish it was that pitbull guy, just out of principal. That guy sucks. cue the loquacious ramblings of meiz as to the inherent qualities of pitbull and his shitty music.

Yes, i just used a .25¢ word.

I watched the video of the metrodome being re-inflated...meh. I think the collapse was a lot more fun to watch.

The NBA players (especially the superstars) have enough money and enough pull, they could start their own league. Just look at what's happening at all these "exhibitions" they're having. Tell me that a league of like 8 teams all stacked with superstars playing a 40 game schedule wouldn't sell out everynight. Tell me that ESPN wouldn't jump all over that with a TV deal. Maybe if Lebron wasn't so busy being a douchebag all the time, he'd figure this out.

congrats to all getting married and knocking up their gfriends...pretty soon LoV will have transformed from a bunch of idiots with nothing to do, to a bunch of old idiots trying to avoid the realities of their lives.

Signup for crap on yahoo:

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178 comments:

Jugdish said...

suite article

Blue said...

so if selena gomez is 19 and beebs is 17, depending on what state their in, she's raping him.

Blue said...

*they're

El Padrino said...

he's a lil bitch

El Padrino said...

i wanna slap him

Blue said...

in the dong?

Keef said...

El Padrino said...
ced benson going to jail

20 days

starts the monday before the cincy bye week i think




Once again LP is spot on

Blue said...

every week will be like a bye week for cincy this year anyway

or maybe for their opponents

El Padrino said...

"Once again LP is spot on"

i got that from espn. trey wingo on nfl live monday

El Padrino said...

cincy

2-14

Keef said...

At best

Blue said...

does marv make it through the season?

i'm saying yes because mike brown honors his commitments

Blue said...

bengals could draft andrew luck, that'll be nice

Keef said...

Fuck Marvin. But fuck Mike Brown more

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I don't know who Desmond Jennings is"

what is this shit

El Padrino said...

thanks meiz

El Padrino said...

D Train vs Clifton Phifer Lee

tonight!

WHO YA GOT!

El Padrino said...

today first of 3 drafts

got the 4th pick today

Jugdish said...

i don't know who mize is


/desmond jennings

Blue said...

meiz obviously doesn't read much el tardo anymore..

Jugdish said...

i don't ever since grantland opened up...blocked at work

Blue said...

how did they block grantland, but not espn?

Blue said...

I don't ever since grantland opened up and I got engaged


/fixed

El Padrino said...

susperstar NBA league

good idea but will they actually play team ball or will it look like a charity all star event

Jugdish said...

how did they block grantland, but not espn?



actually its not blocked anymore, just checked. it was blocked for the first few weeks and after that i stopped checking.

El Padrino said...

A Russian man is accused of luring a man to his apartment, killing him, turning his body into sausage and meatballs, and then posting videos of his cannibal cooking projects on the internet.


::blank stare::

Jugdish said...

A Russian man is accused of luring a man to his apartment, killing him, turning his body into sausage and meatballs, and then posting videos of his cannibal cooking projects on the internet. A NYC man then bought these sausages and mailed them to another man in AZ.



fixed

Blue said...

"good idea but will they actually play team ball or will it look like a charity all star event"

well, it depends on what the outcome is, how much they're getting paid, how serious they take it.

if it was owned and funded by the players, they'd take it damn serious and work hard to win, as opposed to charity games and all-star festivities

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A divorced man decapitated himself with a cable in Virginia on Tuesday after getting into a dispute with his ex-wife

...Firefighters arrived, and authorities attempted to get the man to exit the SUV. That's when they noticed a cable tied to a nearby tree was wrapped around his neck.

Officers pleaded with the man to surrender, but instead he hit the gas. He was pulled from the car, and his head was yanked clean off his body."

El Padrino said...

jesus

El Padrino said...

now THAT's how you committ suicide

from now on THAT's how you committ suicide

Blue said...

fantastic

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

El Padrino said...

glorious

El Padrino said...

suite part about working at this catering hall?

totonno's right across the street

Tyler said...

RE: Vick, ESPN The Mag did an entire issue on him and he said if he had stayed in Atlanta, he would have retired about 2 years after he went to jail because the systems he played in there were killing him. He said that the Philly coaching staff and their system made him excited to play football again. So the pitbull guy helped maybe?

Tyler said...

"got the 4th pick today"

Jamaal RaShaad Jones Charles. If available.

Blue said...

i already got him

Keef said...

"dat ass"


Oh my goodness! Goodness gracious!

Keef said...

I like how KK is trying to buy the rights to her sex tape from Vivid, like that's just going to get it erased from the internets

Blue said...

maybe she wants to distribute it

Big Fat Weasel said...

FTR I actually like Pitbull's music

Big Fat Weasel said...

"dat ass"

Oh my

Keef said...

Why are you looking at her?!?!?

/femh

Blue said...

"FTR I actually like Pitbull's music"

well then

Big Fat Weasel said...

Is blue not a fan of rap at all or just him in particular? NS

El Padrino said...

jamaal charles yes, the tom jones scraping td thing bothers me though

doesnt bother todd haley

El Padrino said...

if ray rice is there im jumping on him

Keef said...

I bet you are

Mize said...

"cue the loquacious ramblings of meiz as to the inherent qualities of pitbull and his shitty music."


I can't stand Pitbull. LP ♥ Pitbull

Spaceman Spiff said...

foster TORN hammy

who got him in the LOV yahoo league

Blue said...

"Is blue not a fan of rap at all or just him in particular? NS"

just him in particular

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking asshole lied to the 'sick people' on twitter

yea you feel fine with a torn hammy

Blue said...

"I can't stand Pitbull. LP ♥ Pitbull"

attaboy meiz

Spaceman Spiff said...

would have been suite if the news broke after my $$$ draft, I have the 9th pick, he would have been gone by then

tem said...

"suite part about working at this catering hall?

totonno's right across the street"

so you blow all your daily wages on pizza?

Big Fat Weasel said...

Torn hammy won't end his season right? Just be out for a few weeks?

Blue said...

they always get caught

dumb bitch

if you're going to embezzle money, don't go trying to buy a house via loan, embezzle enough to pay cash.

Keef said...

"foster TORN hammy

who got him in the LOV yahoo league"


I keeped* him in the keeper league. I should unkeep him

Keef said...

I hd the #2 pick in my $ league. I was gonna take Foster, but he went #1. Praise Tesus

Blue said...

"n hammy won't end his season right? Just be out for a few weeks?"

torn hammy is probably a 10-12 week issue, depends on how bad it is too

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Torn hammy won't end his season right? Just be out for a few weeks?"

yea, but hammy's are a bitch

Blue said...

does that increase the value for steve slaton or ben tate?

Spaceman Spiff said...

tate

Blue said...

tear is way worse than a pull

El Padrino said...

lil karma there

El Padrino said...

pitbull makes hits

he's mr. worldwide

El Padrino said...

stop it tem

tem said...

off to ND

Keef said...

what did tem do

Blue said...

"pitbull makes hits"

so does lady gaga

El Padrino said...

i dont care for gays

El Padrino said...

i dont LOVE pitbull but i dont mind him

no surpirse you hate him he isnt white

Mize said...

"Is blue not a fan of rap at all or just him in particular? NS"

Pitbull is not a rapper

El Padrino said...

so you blow all your daily wages on pizza?

stop it

Keef said...

"i dont care for gays"


You like Eli

El Padrino said...

pitbull certaintly is not a lyricist

Keef said...

Pitbull is not a rapper


Armando Christian PĂ©rez (born January 15, 1981), better known by his stage name Pitbull, is an American rapper, singer-songwriter and record producer.

El Padrino said...

"i dont care for gays"


You like Eli"

he's raising a family, with a woman

El Padrino said...

An optometrist from India named Dr. Chandrashekhar Chawan (we’ll call him Dr. Channy Chacha) has invented diamond and gold encrusted contact lenses, priced anywhere between 12 and 16 thousand dollars


coming to a hip hop star near you

Blue said...

"he's raising a family, with a woman"

so was the guy that was on real housewives of beverly hills who kilt himself

Big Fat Weasel said...

"so was the guy that was on real housewives of beverly hills who kilt himself"

Are you saying the guy from Real Housewives was gay? Or that only men with families kill themselves?

Blue said...

he was gay and about to be outed

but he was raising a kid, with a woman


so gay men can raise kids with women

Big Fat Weasel said...

Dunno if this ais Aitchdrino, but Laurence Maroney acquitted. Maybe the Broncos will want him back, Blue.

Big Fat Weasel said...

"he was gay and about to be outed"

Is this true? I don't really watch these shows or follow celeb gossip. Was the show gonna out him? If so, I wonder if his family can sue the producers or something. Probably not though. They probably all sign contracts like that MTV one.

Spaceman Spiff said...

relax H

Big Fat Weasel said...

I'm prefectly relaxed. Just curious. Sorry, let's go back to talking about Mize's hat preferences.

Pass the Lysol said...

"If so, I wonder if his family can sue the producers or something. Probably not though"


yeah, I wouldn't think so, how would rags/shows like the Enquirer and TMZ stay in business if that were actionable.

Pass the Lysol said...

I think it's assumed when you accept celebrity, you give up some rights to privacy and protections against defamatory comments

Keef said...

"he's raising a family, with a woman"


So is Tom Cruise

Spaceman Spiff said...

H is about to raise a family with a woman, and is very curious, interdasting*

Keef said...

Real Housewifes* has aitch shook

Big Fat Weasel said...

"Ryan says Jets' D will be No. 1"

Why is this news?

Big Fat Weasel said...

Oh silly, silly Spiff

Blue said...

the show wasn't going to out him...supposedly somebody was blackmailing him...which wouldn't have been a big deal if he wasn't on the show

Keef said...

"Sorry, let's go back to talking about Mize's hat preferences."


Let's go back to talking about your unborn child.

Blue said...

to unshook H

Big Fat Weasel said...

Not shook. Just making conversation.

Blue said...

did kod watch the metrodome get reinflated?

Keef said...

Who is your favorite beverly hills housewife, H?

Big Fat Weasel said...

I know you all hate Boston and some of you hate hockey, but this is unfortunate. Another in a long line of talented hockey players who's careers were cut short by concussions.

El Padrino said...

all of those woman are horrible

El Padrino said...

thanks blue

Pass the Lysol said...

did kod watch the metrodome get reinflated?


nope, pretty much been cut off from most of the outside world for the past 10 days

Spaceman Spiff said...

"HR: KC - E. Hosmer 2 (14) "

suite

Blue said...

fans in denver are all upset because they put up the new sports authority field at mile high sign and it's chiefs' red. Of course that's the color of the sports authority logo

Blue said...

supposedly it's only a temporary sign until the real sign goes up in the next few weeks that will be more "broncos" colors

Blue said...

i honestly drive by the stadium everyday on my way to work and hadn't noticed the new sign

Blue said...

""I don't have a regular job so don't compare me to you and I can care less if uthink I'm greedy.""


so he does care

/as.

Blue said...

chris johnson getting all holier then now

El Padrino said...

dont talk about keef's boy like that

El Padrino said...

i want ice cream

now

Keef said...

"i want ice cream

now"


H has a van he sells ice cream out of

Blue said...

does h's van have windows or is it a molester van?

Keef said...

He had to block all the winders cuz of all the bitches he's banging in it

Jugdish said...

bang bus

Blue said...

damn, the bang bus idea has come true?

Keef said...

femh would stab me

/h

Blue said...

she's going to delete this whole conversation

Jugdish said...

wonder how rev's fiber overload turned out



s

Jugdish said...

on the phone with the hotel...chick on the reservations line isnt smat*

Jugdish said...

this is painful

Keef said...

Does anyone want tequila in the rooms? I can get some Cabo Wabo for $20

El Padrino said...

yes

El Padrino said...

how you gonna fly with tequilla, TSA will snatch that shit

Big Fat Weasel said...

"Does anyone want tequila in the rooms? I can get some Cabo Wabo for $20"

H + Tequila + Keef = 99.99999% chance of violence.

Jugdish said...

Jug: i need to change my reservation. i need to have 3 rooms on friday and saturday, and 2 rooms on sunday of that weekend:

lady: so you want three rooms all three nights

jug: no, 3 rooms on friday, 3 rooms on saturday, and 2 rooms on sunday.

lady: so you want two rooms all three nights.

jug: no, 3 rooms friday and saturday night, and 2 rooms on sunday night

lady: ok, let me do this a different way. ok, I've got you down for three rooms all three nights, right?

jug: no

lady: 2 rooms all three nights?

jug: no

lady: ok, this is confusing...you need 2 rooms the first two nights, and one room the last night.

jug: no, 3 rooms the first two nights, and 2 rooms the last night.

lady: ok, let's try this a simpler way. for the first room on the first night, who is staying in those rooms?

jug: all the rooms are under my name, why do you need everyone else's name?

lady: it'll make it easier. so let's say jim and bob are staying in room 1, are they staying all three nights?

jug: I'm confused...

lady: i just need some names for each room.

jug: but all the rooms are under my name with the government rate, I don't understand why you need the names?

lady: so you need 3 rooms all three nights?

jug: no, the original reservation was for 4 rooms all three nights, i now only need 3 rooms on friday, 3 rooms on saturday, and 2 rooms on sunday.

lady: so 2 rooms all three nights?

jug: why don't i check with my friends and call you back?

lady: 3 rooms all three nights?

jug: i'll check with them and call you back.

lady: ok, sorry about that.

Jugdish said...

ns...can't make that up. that wasn't word for word, but close

Jugdish said...

she was nice the whole time, just dumb

Blue said...

"how you gonna fly with tequilla, TSA will snatch that shit"

he's not going across the border

Blue said...

how many rooms?

Blue said...

i thought there was more than 6 people going this year

Blue said...

h
jug
keith
tem
tyler
meiz
kod
lp
blue
tp
spiff

Keef said...

"how you gonna fly with tequilla, TSA will snatch that shit"


You can check bags now

Keef said...

"H + Tequila + Keef = 99.99999% chance of violence."

You should get help

El Padrino said...

oh fuck that

Jugdish said...

no rollaway bed allowed in rooms with 2 beds per firecode...ill bring an air mattress for me, just don't set me on fire

Keef said...

I probably won't get the tequila but I'm taking Jager & vodker

Keef said...

"no rollaway bed allowed in rooms with 2 beds per firecode...ill bring an air mattress for me, just don't set me on fire"

You can sleep with mize. He has no qualms with sharing a bed with another man

Blue said...

if you get a rollaway bed, do you need 3 rooms for 3 nights, or two rooms for two nights?

Jugdish said...

I have three rooms:

2 of them are friday through Monday

1 of them is Friday through Sunday

Keef said...

So 2 rooms Friday night through Monday night and 1 room Friday night through Sunday night?

Jugdish said...

::short stack::

Keef said...

This is all kod's fault


s

Keef said...

So is TP 0% yet?

Jugdish said...

he said he was doubtful

Jugdish said...

please don't make me call back and change those reservations again



s

Jugdish said...

they were under the impression that the three rooms on fri were seperate than the 3 on sat night and so on...so they thought i needed 8 total rooms across the three days

Keef said...

you have to call back anyway after you check with your friends

Jugdish said...

you have to call back anyway after you check with your friends



i just said that to get off the phone

Keef said...

Yeah, I know. I didn't think you were really going to axe us

Blue said...

so you need 8 rooms one night?

Tyler said...

So what's the total estimated price on these hotel rooms; per person. So I can budget.

Jugdish said...

we're down to 6 right?

Blue said...

6 rooms?

Jugdish said...

if tp doesn't go we're at 6 people.

119.60 if you're staying two nights

179.40 if you're staying all 3

that's not including thursday night

Mize said...

Meiz
Jug
H
Tyler
Tem
Keith

and 4 of us are staying over Sunday night.

We'd need 2 rooms Fri thru Sun

Jugdish said...

where will lp sleep?


s

Mize said...

"and 4 of us are staying over Sunday night.

We'd need 2 rooms Fri thru Sun"


Clearly, I don't excel at reading comprehension.

I'm retarded.

Keef said...

Spiff needs to join the pick ems

Keef said...

I wouldn't be surprised if foster posted a pic of someone else's hammy to fuck with fantasy people

Todd Packer said...

"So is TP 0% yet?"

pretty much. I'll know for sure on Monday. if things work out and I can make the trip I'll get my own room

Mize said...

Taylor Green Has Been Freed!

Mize said...

::adjusts keeper roster::

Keef said...

Had a bunch of brats and hot dogs left from the BBQ, so tonight is Mac & cheese with cut up dogs in it. White trash

Mize said...

"Had a bunch of brats and hot dogs left from the BBQ, so tonight is Mac & cheese with cut up dogs in it. White trash"


Nothing wrong with that. As long as the dogs are grilled and not boiled.

Keef said...

Yeah it was all grilled

Mize said...

Just downloaded Thug Friends "We Are Not Rappers, We Are Wrappers" EP. Brilliant.

Mize said...

I hate looking for a new job. I have no clue what I want to do. Office shit? Actual work? Sales?

Spaceman Spiff said...

braun hilarity

ruined his own inside the parker

Mize said...

"braun hilarity

ruined his own inside the parker"


I didn't see what was so funny.

Mize said...

And your link doesn't work

Mize said...

I'm having Taco Bell tomorrow. Unless there's more free food at work.

Spaceman Spiff said...

fixed link

Spaceman Spiff said...

video

Big Fat Weasel said...

Does the name Dwindling Clifton mean anything to anyone here. I bootless him and know who he is, just wondering if he is well known by peeps who follow college hoops.

Big Fat Weasel said...

My power is finally back on....

Jugdish said...

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