Thursday, August 11, 2011

booze talk

Good LOVAD last night...things we learned:

H thought Tem drank the most at the Summit last year. (including Diet Pepsi /jug).

Mize hates unwarranted gifts (weird).

H blacked out once from booze, but never gets hangovers.

Keef is "I used to drink a lot sometimes, but now I don't because I'm older and have a family and responsibities but I'm going to judge you for drinking a lot because now I think its dumb" guy.

Just kidding, I've cut back some too. Remember, I jumped off a bridge once. My problem with drinking in general, not just alcohol, is I drink a lot. If there is a drink in my hand I'm going to finish it and probably quickly. That could be a beer, a water, a diet coke...it doesn't matter. If I'm out at a restaurant and they keep filling my water glass I'll have 7 or 8 glasses of water while I'm there and not even realize it. Mix in some keg beer and it might get a little over the top sometimes. Anyone else have that problem?

On a side note, we should all bring Mize a gift at the Summit. I think he would appreciate it.

No plans this weekend...kind of nice. cgjid is going back to school next week. Now she will be working Mondays and I'll have most of them to myself...kind of nice. Don't get me wrong, I love spending time with her but having time to do my own stuff is cool too. I also get to hang out with my nephew more.

Roku box isn't too bad. I messed with it some Monday night and will some more this weekend. I watched a movie on netflix and a tosh episode on Hulu with one issue. The Tosh episode froze at one point, but I just hit play on the remote and it started up again. You can play Angry Birds on the big screen. As far as the news shows...it has a lot of the ESPN ones. I was at the gym around 4 and saw PTI was on. The new one was on Roku within 3 hours. I'm not exactly sure how long it takes Hulu to put new episodes on after they air, but I heard the turnaround time is decent. I don't watch much live TV anyways...usually stuff on my DVR.

OK, I'm done.

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Beth said...

"Good LOVAD last night...things we learned:"

Also, mize appears to take his hats WAY too seriously.

Blue said...

jug ♥ the hulu

Blue said...
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Blue said...

suite

Blue said...

godman preview

Beth said...

Tiger is 2 under thru 4 holes. This could be interesting.

Why I like the Mets said...

Keef is "I used to drink a lot sometimes, but now I don't because I'm older and have a family and responsibities but I'm going to judge you for drinking a lot because now I think its dumb" guy.

I drink more now than before i had kids.

Why I like the Mets said...

"Tiger is 2 under thru 4 holes. This could be interesting."

its fucking thursday beth cut it out

Beth said...

"its fucking thursday beth cut it out"

I think the proper quote should've been, "it's thursday bro".

Keef said...

H thought Tem drank the most at the Summit last year.




O think h said that tem drank the least

Keef said...

I*

Tyler said...

Everyone should bring Mize a present, but it should be in hat form.

Blue said...

i'm not bringing meiz shit

Blue said...

lets all hope meiz keeps his shirt on at the summit

Keef said...

fucking new yorkers

Keef said...

Double bogey for Eldrick

tem said...

i didn't drink the most. no way. don't think H thinks i did.

tem said...

i did cuss out the guy at the front desk because i was too drunk to find my ice box thing.

tem said...

i just needed ice to do something or other.

tem said...

i had a poor day 2 of the LOV summit.

i need to step up my drinking.

tem said...

and i never got drunk enough to almost get abducted by a fat black hooker

tem said...

and not drunk enough that we had to go back to the hotel and ruin H's game. he was going to score a 6 way with 5 girls.

Beth said...

"Double bogey for Eldrick"

It's fucking thursday keef, cut it out.

Jugdish said...

O think h said that tem drank the least



i may have had that backwards

Jugdish said...

we did get told to leave to hotel bar because we had our own beer

Blue said...

you guys are rebels

Beth said...

EP, you should've said it's only 4 holes. Tiger is now 2 over thru 9.

The course they are at is only about 5 miles from my place. It's supposed to be very nice of course, but it's going to be hot as hell all tournament.

Keef said...

Goddamn preview?

Spaceman Spiff said...

2012 olympics logo

Spaceman Spiff said...

riot video clip

Blue said...

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

bryce harper gonna bryce harper

Pass the Lysol said...

"remember when this place averaged 1000 comments a day?"



pretty sure that was back when I was walking 30 miles to work, uphill both ways

Spaceman Spiff said...

link to watch the pga championship in case anyone needs it

Spaceman Spiff said...

think the announcers just farted twice

Pass the Lysol said...

"I don't want to piss Kod off, but I'd like to see the Vikes come here. The Chargers can stay in SD."


nah man, I don't blame you for wanting that to happen (ns); the last team you poached from us seemed to work out pretty good for you guys

Pass the Lysol said...

"Don't report it to the insurance co"


just report it to her insurance company. My last 2 accidents were 100% fault of other driver, I submitted both those claims through their respective insurers, and it worked out well. They paid 100%, and my premium did not change

Pass the Lysol said...

"Can't believe I am considering driving a minivan."


still the right play from how you explained things IMO

Spaceman Spiff said...

sounds like the only play

Spaceman Spiff said...

""Giants spokesman: "Rebuild my ass!""

EP works for the giants

Pass the Lysol said...

"Not a fan of Jane's Addiction personally."


Me neither, generally speaking; I do think Been Caught Stealing is one of the best songs to come out of the 1980s, and from me, that's saying a lot (it may have been released in 1990...but it's an 80s song to me)

Pass the Lysol said...

"im trying to cut back for the next month...need to lose weight"


I'm trying to cut forward for the next 4 days; cmkod out of town, and I got 3-day weekend with absolutely nothing I have to do.

I'm bummed epic LOV AD was last night though (and it was grate btw, kudos to all invovled), drunk kod will be making a brief comeback over the next few days

Pass the Lysol said...

"That blackout incident was the one and only time it has ever happened"



I was getting "grey outs" (yep, it's really a term) everytime I drank, which is a big reason I cut it almost down to 0. Hate that shit

Pass the Lysol said...

"Mize hates unwarranted gifts (weird)"


that reminds me I never sent you out what I picked up for you last winter; now I'm thinking maybe best not to send it


nah, fuck that; it'll be on it's way within a week or two

Pass the Lysol said...

If there is a drink in my hand I'm going to finish it and probably quickly. That could be a beer, a water, a diet coke...it doesn't matter.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


I drink gallons upon gallson of fluid every day; usually a couple gallons of water, a few pots of coffee, couple sodas, couple glasses of milk with dinner, and probably a capri sun or 5 during tincture time.

I am constantly pissing

Pass the Lysol said...

all caught up now



so, uh....big gulps, huh?

El Padrino said...

"usually a couple gallons of water"

stop it

Jugdish said...

stop it


may not be gallons, but so far today I've had two 32 oz cups of water and a 32 oz cup of diet coke...plus another half of that.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Chaos erupted on JetBlue's red-eye flight from Portland, Ore., to JFK yesterday when a drunk allegedly urinated on a sleeping 11-year-old girl."

Jugdish said...

If there is a drink in my hand I'm going to finish it and probably quickly. That could be a beer, a water, a diet coke...it doesn't matter.



I'm like that, but with food


/spiff

Jugdish said...

"Chaos erupted on JetBlue's red-eye flight from Portland, Ore., to JFK yesterday when a drunk allegedly urinated on a sleeping 11-year-old girl."



sorry, I blacked out

/h

Spaceman Spiff said...

so EP did sign up for facebook huh

title is appropriate

El Padrino said...

fuck steve smith

El Padrino said...

"may not be gallons, but so far today I've had two 32 oz cups of water and a 32 oz cup of diet coke...plus another half of that."

thats way too much soda man

El Padrino said...

your face

Jugdish said...

thats way too much soda man



im done with soda for the day

Pass the Lysol said...

"stop it"


it's troof; I got water within arms reach of me at almost all times


sucks that we can't drink the office tap water though; gotta bring my own in from home (ns)

Jugdish said...

i drink the office tap water

Pass the Lysol said...

i drink the office tap water


I would, but we're less than 1/2 mile off of an EPA superfund site; I don't think any staff here has ever been brave enough to try

Jugdish said...

now rev is starting to talk eagles football...great

Jugdish said...

you can get those refillable jugs at the store cheap, I should do that.

Jugdish said...

i said jugs

El Padrino said...

"it's troof; I got water within arms reach of me at almost all times"


it's not troof
stop it

it's water intoxication, you'd be dead

Jugdish said...

when all the philly teams suck again, and they will, we all need to pepper rev's facebook page with anti philly comments

Blue said...

great, the rockies are rolling out the double A team today against the reds

El Padrino said...

now rev is starting to talk eagles football...great

jesus

Pass the Lysol said...

"it's water intoxication, you'd be dead"


WADR....that is one of the stupidest things I've seen posted in here in some time

Jugdish said...

maybe he thought you meant waterboarding

Pass the Lysol said...

but because KIK EP, drinking a couple gallons of water over a 16 hour or so period does not make one run a risk of water intoxication



now, if I tried to just chug 3 gallons at once, then yeah, that could happen.

I should note that I *have* thrown up many times from drinking too much water too quickly....although that hasn't happened in a year or so.

El Padrino said...

dude 1-2 liters a day tops is the max of water you should be drinking

fucking 3 gallons is like i dont know 10+ liters

if over consumed water can become poison

it's in all the science books

Pass the Lysol said...

"if over consumed water can become poison"


well yeah, duh; but not a few gallons paced over an entire day


"dude 1-2 liters a day tops is the max of water you should be drinking"

I'm looking at various recommendations right now; about 1 gallon per day seems to be the most often recommended for adult males

Blue said...

how many liters are in a gallon?

El Padrino said...

"well yeah, duh; but not a few gallons paced over an entire day"

well maybe i dont know
seems way too fucking excessive irregardless*

Pass the Lysol said...

I think it's close to impossible to get water intoxication from drinking too much over a 1-day period.


People get it when they drink too much all at once; people generally puke before reaching that danger stage

Pass the Lysol said...

"seems way too fucking excessive irregardless"


it is (ns). Even though I won't die or even damage myself, it sucks having to piss every 20 minutes or so

Jugdish said...

I should note that I *have* thrown up many times from drinking too much water too quickly....although that hasn't happened in a year or so.



made me laugh...sorry kod

El Padrino said...

"it is (ns). Even though I won't die or even damage myself, it sucks having to piss every 20 minutes or so"

why dont you not do it then?

Blue said...

i drink lots of water

El Padrino said...

"I should note that I *have* thrown up many times from drinking too much water too quickly....although that hasn't happened in a year or so.

made me laugh...sorry kod"


but i'm stupid

El Padrino said...

"i drink lots of water"

do you drink gallons upon gallons

El Padrino said...

i dont remember drinking alot of water growing up, or my parents drinking water or even seeing bottled water in my house

never, strange how times change there are like 100 bottled water companies

and if we drank water it was like a shot dixie cup from the sink

Jugdish said...

i don't like buying bottled water too much. tap it is

El Padrino said...

i drink like maybe 32oz of just water a day

but everything else is water so that counts

and there is water in our food, it's way overblown to sit here and say shit i didnt drink the RDA of 8glasses or 8 ounces of water today or 8 glasses whatever the fuck they say since you get it from fluids and foods

El Padrino said...

tea, coffee, juices all have water

i get most of my water from beer

Pass the Lysol said...

"why dont you not do it then?"


Hard to explain, but I don't feel quite right when I try to cut it back, I get both lower energy and cotton mouth

Pass the Lysol said...

i don't like buying bottled water too much. tap it is


smart (ns); bottled water is a scam. Much better to just get a Britta or PUR filter for your tap if you don't like the taste

El Padrino said...

"Hard to explain, but I don't feel quite right when I try to cut it back, I get both lower energy and cotton mouth"

you should try eating

El Padrino said...

kod is fucking amazing

Mize said...

"lets all hope meiz keeps his shirt on at the summit"


I promise, you will never have to worry about me taking my shirt off.

Blue said...

i just use the culligan water that we have in the office

Mize said...

"nah, fuck that; it'll be on it's way within a week or two"


Suite!


I guess I should send you yours, too.

El Padrino said...

meiz who is dragonflyjonez

Pass the Lysol said...

"you should try eating"


-I should; at least more than once a day...despite my best evening efforting and snacking, I doubt I usually get much more than 2K calories in a day

Mize said...

"meiz who is dragonflyjonez"


The best

Pass the Lysol said...

"Corporations are people, my friend... of course they are. Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think it goes? Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People's pockets. Human beings my friend."



so, Romney is giving up on courting the tea party then? Letting Bachman take that one I guess? I'm about 99% sure he is going to rue making that comment, and probably within the week

El Padrino said...

i dont know about that

Pass the Lysol said...

adding "my friend" was a good touch; upped the creepiness of that comment 10 fold

El Padrino said...

idkat was for meiz

Pass the Lysol said...

i dont know about that


I could definintely be wrong; but seems to me a comment like that, maybe, speaks positively to about 10%-20% of likely voters, while speaking negatively to, I dunno, maybe 50-70%

Of course, he's not courting dems, but even the Tea Party seems pretty fucking mad about TARP and overall corporate influence

Keef said...

"Chaos erupted on JetBlue's red-eye flight from Portland, Ore., to JFK yesterday when a drunk allegedly urinated on a sleeping 11-year-old girl."




Spiffdrino

Keef said...

well maybe i dont know
seems way too fucking excessive irregardless*




OK gets drunk every night

El Padrino said...

i dont get drunk every night, i drink every night

big difference

Keef said...

Ah, that's much better

El Padrino said...

and dont act like kod aint fucking nuts, like just in general

he's the wackiest dude on here

Keef said...

Of course

Keef said...

Tiger is 2 under thru 4 holes. This could be interesting.



That didn't work out so well

Beth said...

"I promise, you will never have to worry about me taking my shirt off."

Same here, well unless tequila is involved.

Pass the Lysol said...

"and dont act like kod aint fucking nuts, like just in general

he's the wackiest dude on here"


I agree with you on wacky....I'm very different than most. I'm not feeling you on the "fucking nuts" part though; I don't think it stems from mental illness, just a desire to try as many things as possible during my short time here on the planet, and a deep seeded fear of conformity, tedium, boredom, and failure to reach my highest potentials.

Pass the Lysol said...

I do have to admit I'm fairly certain I have some level of OCD though, so technically, I am a little bit nuts

El Padrino said...

apology accepted

Pass the Lysol said...

that actually was a bit of an apology actually, thank you for the acceptance (ns)

Pass the Lysol said...

Damn, powerball winner came from Minni....but wasn't me


Dakota Co., near Twin Cities, bummer

El Padrino said...

i wish i had powerball

El Padrino said...

The series finale [on Sunday] featured a woman who is so close to the memory of her late husband that she eats his ashes. 26-year-old Casie, who was widowed just two months before filming the show, is unable to stop herself from dipping her finger into her husband’s urn of ashes and taking a lick of the grey dust.

Casie says the ashes taste like “rotten eggs, sand, and sandpaper,” a combination she’s “grown to love.” In two months, Casie has eaten about one pound of the ashes. There are only about five pounds left. Despite the fact that the ashes contain a combination of chemicals from the embalming fluid which actually cause psychosis when ingested, Casie’s biggest concern is that she will eat the ashes until they are all gone and then she won’t have any ashes to hang out with.

Keef said...

She might be fucking nuts

El Padrino said...

Casie says the ashes taste like “rotten eggs, sand, and sandpaper,”

aka a deep dish pizza

s

Pass the Lysol said...

"Two girls have been charged in connection with a grisly murder on the Sandy Bay Ojibway First Nation in Manitoba.

Roberta Dawn McIvor, 32, was found dead on the reserve on July 30. Family members said her body was dismembered.

Two girls aged 15 and 17 have been charged with manslaughter."



man, those are some cold young women there. You don't hear that kind of stuff happening often

Jugdish said...

Casie says the ashes taste like “rotten eggs, sand, and sandpaper,”


aka Lp's homemade sauce

Jugdish said...

s

Blue said...

"Casie says the ashes taste like “rotten eggs, sand, and sandpaper,” "

aka #3

/beth

Blue said...

WFT...first Brady grows his hair out like a fag...

now he just lets his kid run around naked at the beach

Blue said...

i'd link the picture but then i might be accused of propogating kiddie porn

El Padrino said...

saw it, man igsele is baning

El Padrino said...

whoa

Keef said...

Yeah who has their kid run around naked at the beach

Blue said...

fucking rockies


no name/pic for keith

Keef said...

Suite, my Ress xnij worked

El Padrino said...

celebs do

El Padrino said...

they also buy drugs on video and gets away with it

El Padrino said...

look at PEP go tem!

Blue said...

"they also buy drugs on video and gets away with it"

those were healing crystals and a meteor

Pass the Lysol said...

"Seven out of 10 undergraduates surveyed at 13 college campuses said they had not purchased one or more textbooks because the cost was too high,"



man, that's like buying an Aston Martin and then refusing to change the oil

Pass the Lysol said...

"WFT...first Brady grows his hair out like a fag..."



GFY fattie



(s on the fattie)

El Padrino said...

i have to leave early but i'd rather not

Blue said...

C had a good day

Blue said...

"man, that's like buying an Aston Martin and then refusing to change the oil"

no, that's more like buying an aston martin and then changing the oil yourself

blue didn't buy a couple books while in school, didn't need them as long as you go to class.

Blue said...

and nowadays you can find everything you need to know here for free anyway

Blue said...

invesco field will soon be Sports Authority field

Blue said...

which is kind of funny because the hikeskool stadium in the little town i live in is named Sports Authority field

El Padrino said...

piece

Spaceman Spiff said...

i stopped buying textbook after the first year

Spaceman Spiff said...

*except for foreign language classes

Spaceman Spiff said...

those ones are cheap and needed

Keef said...

I bought most of my textbooks online

Pass the Lysol said...

suppose it depends on the school and class, but there is no way I could have even tried to do well in any of my college classes without buying the textbooks (I usually found them used...but most were still over $150)

Jugdish said...

how many textbooks are being made available to the kindle/nook? even for lower level schools like hike school.

Jugdish said...

your mom went to college

Keef said...

how many textbooks are being made available to the kindle/nook? even for lower level schools like hike school.


26

Spaceman Spiff said...

cano grand slam

Pass the Lysol said...

MLB is still going on?

Pass the Lysol said...

Ladies and Gentlemen, our long national nightmere is about to end:

"Rudi Stein's Little League career took him to Japan. Now, the man who played the hapless pitcher in "Bad News Bears" is looking to head to Washington, DC.

David Pollack, who starred all three original "Bad News Bears" film -- and famously leaned in to get hit by a pitch -- is now running for Congress as a Democrat in the new 26th Congressional district in California."


Now, if we can get Ogilvie to run for President, we'll be all set

Pass the Lysol said...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/12-celebrities-who-have-killed-people


I was surprised to see Brandy and Matthew Brodrick on the list; note both were clearly negligent, yet Brandy got nothin and Brodrick got a $175 careless driving ticket

mind bottling

Spaceman Spiff said...

holy shit

fucking china

/EP

Pass the Lysol said...

that's one of the most disturbing things I've read in some time Spiff


yikes

Spaceman Spiff said...

harold kumar christmas trailer

3D, the fuck?

dude from colleghumor is in it, wonder if he'll be credited as andy bloom

Pass the Lysol said...

this is exactly what this generation of kids, if not every generation of kids, needs: a series of iconic genre characters to call their own. "He-Man" and "She-Ra" were created for me. "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" was created for me. "Gargoyles" was created for me. That so much of our popular culture currently revolves around rehashes of what was intended for our generation ("Transformers," "ThunderKats," etc.), the generation before us ("Star Wars") and/or our parents ("Star Trek") as opposed to the current generation is what makes this newest would-be franchise so important.

The "Harry Potter" series was created for the current generation, which is why its success mattered. It created a whole mythology specifically for the generation that grew up reading those novels. For better or worse, the "Twilight" series accomplished the same thing, to a relative scale. Now that the "Harry Potter" series is at an end and the "Twilight" saga has just over a year left, there will soon be a gaping hole in the world of big-screen mythology."

yeah, I feel almost bad for kids these days; all they seem to get is inferior copies of things their parents and grandparents loved.

Other than maybe Phineus and Ferb, which has always been, and hopefully will always remain...awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Bert and Ernie Officially Deemed Asexual by Sesame Street Officials"

Blue said...

the andy bloom prank was funny

Big Fat Weasel said...

My boss is such a douche. So today I tellh im that I will take the van and then suddenly he wants me to buy it outright instead of paying him weekly like he said last night. So now I am fucked again. Fun, fun.

Pass the Lysol said...

"Don't get me wrong, I love spending time with her but having time to do my own stuff is cool too."


^^^^^^^^^^^^^


cmkod hit that point before I did (Spring 2010), but God bless it, she was right....it is really nice to still get time to yourself and your own friends/hobbies/narcotics (s on that last one). And....I'm excited for this 4 day George Thorogood-eque bender which is just commencing

Pass the Lysol said...

and then suddenly he wants me to buy it outright


ah, the ole bait and switch. Usually more effective when not selling a minivan to a guy without children in his 30s.

-sorry though H, that totally sucks (ns)

Pass the Lysol said...

aja, have you checked the Sheriff Auctions? At least in Minni, law enforcement impounds a shitload of cars from repeat DUI or drug offenders and usually re-sale is pretty freaking low

Big Fat Weasel said...

"aja, have you checked the Sheriff Auctions?"

I don't they do those anymore here. The state police uses the vehickes as unmarked cars now.

Spaceman Spiff said...

think you gotta have all the cash for those auctions, no payment plans, not sure though

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont they have non cop cars too, think fmspiff dad bought his pickup at one of those

Pass the Lysol said...

"think you gotta have all the cash for those auctions, no payment plans, not sure though"



yeah, the SO won't give loans or installments....but if you can secure financing from a Bank for the purchase, should be a go.

Pass the Lysol said...

The state police uses the vehickes as unmarked cars now.


yeah, but I'm sure they take a hell of a lot more cars than that; and of course, a lot of the cars seized are older models/high mileage because most people busted are low-income, and not driving nice new cars

Pass the Lysol said...

this fucking kitten just ran across my keyboard and fucked my browser all up. I got no dashboard, yo!

Keef said...

I don't get how your credit rating can be zero. Don't you pay rent and utilities?

Keef said...

this fucking kitten just ran across my keyboard and fucked my browser all up. I got no dashboard, yo!



Throw it in the fireplace

Pass the Lysol said...

I don't get how your credit rating can be zero


it can't; like how you can't get a 0 on the SAT, unless you fuck your name up

Keef said...

it can't



Ah. So h was being dramatic

Pass the Lysol said...

Throw it in the fireplace


feels like I'm one of those chicks in high school who had to carry around the fake baby for a week to pass a class.


If anything happens to that kitten while cmkod is out of town...well, let's just say it's been nice knowing yall

Pass the Lysol said...

"I don't they do those anymore here."


I'm not going to say you're wrong, but that would be shocking AND surprising.

Spaceman Spiff said...

does cmkod make these for you

Pass the Lysol said...

34888888888883YYYYYYYYY

Pass the Lysol said...

"34888888888883YYYYYYYYY"


fucking cat; I guess he wanted to contribute (while knocking stems and seeds into my keyboard, awesome)

Pass the Lysol said...

does cmkod make these for you


man, those look good; while cmkod is a fantastic cook, unfortunately for me, she doesn't bake

Pass the Lysol said...

scratch that, she does make awesome gluten-free brownies....it's a mix, but really good

Pass the Lysol said...

"With rookie speedster Ben Revere having reached the majors -- and with Young entering the final year of arbitration after already having made $5.4 million this year -- perhaps the Twins are exploring the market to see what kind of interest exists in Young and could consider shopping him this offseason."


I hope so; let's just put this whole Garza trade to bed once and for all and admit it was awful

Pass the Lysol said...

According to STATS LLC, the Pirates made regrettable history last week: no first-place team had ever fallen to 10 games back of the division lead in a period of 13 days



hahahaha; that's crazy; I'd feel worse for the Burg if they didn't have the Pens and Steelers

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Aggieyell.com is reporting that the Aggies have cast their lot with and have been accepted by the Southeastern Conference"

Mize said...

I feel like shit. I'm gonna go throw up.

Keef said...

Drink it off

Pass the Lysol said...

"Aggieyell.com is reporting that the Aggies have cast their lot with and have been accepted by the Southeastern Conference"


OH, FUCK US


/SEC



s

Pass the Lysol said...

I feel like shit. I'm gonna go throw up.



shouldn't have had that large glass of water with lunch


/EP

Keef said...

Hahahaha

Keef said...

Fucking LP

Pass the Lysol said...

does this mean Major Applewhite now surpasses Tebo in SEC QB rankings?

Keef said...

Major Applewhite played at Texas

Big Fat Weasel said...

" Don't you pay rent and utilities?"

Rent and utilities don't affect your credit score in a positive way. Only negative if you default and they throw it into collections.

Big Fat Weasel said...

"I don't get how your credit rating can be zero"

Common term. Doesn't ACTUALLY mean my score is 0. Just means that I have no active accounts and haven't for a while, so I have no history on which to base a credit decision. Therefore, large downpayment would be required.

Keef said...

Oic

Big Fat Weasel said...

Not being dramatic. Quoting the finance guy who said "you basically have a zero credit rating."

Big Fat Weasel said...

But of course, Keith feels the need to be an as. about it.

Keef said...

Oh, woe

Pass the Lysol said...

"Major Applewhite played at Texas"

really? fuck; that's embarrassing, I would have put a thou on A and M

Keef said...

really? fuck; that's embarrassing, I would have put a thou on A and M


My address is....

Pass the Lysol said...

"Common term. Doesn't ACTUALLY mean my score is 0. Just means that I have no active accounts and haven't for a while, so I have no history on which to base a credit decision. Therefore, large downpayment would be required."

"But of course, Keith feels the need to be an as. about it."


WADR H, I don't think he was being an as. about it, he was taking your own misrepresentation literally

Keef said...

Kod knows

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