Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Whore Shoes! or Hope Solo Is Not Pretty

I don't know what to post. Girls soccer blows, and there is nothing particularly notable about the alleged sexiness of Hope Solo. Okay, that was weird. I found a good pic of her, but it was hosted on a celebrity foot fetish message board. I'm not linking that.

Elin Nordegren is dating Rachel Uchitel's ex. Now that's funny.

CM Punk beat John Cena for the WWE title at Money In The Bank on Sunday. It was a fucking sweet match. If you can find it, I suggest watching it. The building was fuckin' electric.

I don't get the Genius shit on iTunes. I have it turned on on my PC, but when I go to turn it on on the meizPod, it tells me that I have to turn it on on my computer first. (Big ups to me for usage of the famed double word, three times)

I feel like since this is a Mize post, it needs pics. We'll see.

I'm gonna fly Frontier into Austin. Arrival is scheduled for Frday @ 11:07 AM, I believe. I'll probably be meeting up with T Dog at AUS & then cabbing it to the Ho-tel. Do Kod and I need to book a hotel for Sunday night? I have no idea.

If I ever won one of those 200 million dollar Powerballs I'd have a lot of stuff to do. Buy a decent house in Cedarburg, buy a party house kinda in the country, buy a hot air balloon, buy a new Mercedes station wagon, and rent out a floor at Caesars in Vegas for like 2 weeks. Then again, maybe I only tell like 5-10 people what happened, and give them 1 day to decide if they want to disappear with me. Who knows, the possibilities are endless.

I just read on Grantland that some dipshit that writes for them thinks Cam'ron was/is the best rapper from 2001-2005. Cam'ron is a terrible rapper. What the fuck. Here's the quote :
From 2001, when the first Diplomats mixtape dropped, through his full-lengths, Come Home With Me and Purple Haze, Cam’ron was matched possibly only by Ghostface in rap’s lyrical supremacy sweepstakes.
What a moron. Everybody knows that time frame was dominated by Jay-Z and T.I. You could even put Eminem up there from '01 to '05, but I hate not being able to include the Slim Shady LP, so I don't. That's my favorite Eminem album.

What else?

I'm excited for the Hawkins, Saito, K-Rod, Axford era. That should take a lot of pressure off the Brewers' starters. And I wish to holy fuck that RRR(Runnin Ron Roenicke) doesn't just use K-Rod as the 8th inning guy. Defined roles in the bullpen are stupid. Game potentially on the line in the 6th? Bring K-Rod in. Need to quiet down some bats in the 7th? Bring K-Rod in. Greinke blowing up in the 5th? BRING K-ROD IN. And that's about all I have to say about that.

I guess the NFL lockout is about to end. Florio is reporting that the Packers have informed players to be ready to show up at camp this Saturday.
Update- @AaronRodgers12 "I definitely haven't been contacted about anything in gb this weekend, for the record" Riiiigggghhht...

The Lions will go no better than 9-7 this year and miss the playoffs. I'm pretty tired of my friends and a few other randoms telling me how great they're gonna be. That shit never works out. Look at how long the Texans have been a sexy pick to make the playoffs. It takes a LOT to get over the hump.

I kinda fight with my boss semi-frequently. Does that happen to anybody else? Like when something is really stupid and people just blindly give out stock answers to shit? Like here, this past Saturday. An MA has to place a Saturday will call order. It's for a bag of charcoal, charcoal is a restricted item, so the MA isn't allowed to take it without approval from 1 of 2 people. I tell him he's gotta get the approval and he starts to go through the proper avenues to do so. Fantastic. The Director Of The Warehouse happens to stop in to pick some stuff up for the Fish Day festival and sees that the MA is trying to get approval to take said charcoal. He says "Fuck it, I'm the director of the warehouse and I say the MA can take the charcoal. And if anybody has a problem with it, they can come see me." Perfect. Carte blanche on this one. The DOTW signs off on the invoice and the MA takes the coal.*Note-DOTW is not 1 of the 2 people that can give approval. Dumb rule. We have too many dumb rules and too many supervisors there.* I put the invoice on bosslady's desk to let her know what shook down when she got in on Monday. Then, she starts jamming ME up about releasing a restricted item without approval. I told her exactly what happened and she's still talking to me like I don't know what the fuck happened. I told her it's entirely stupid. How am I supposed to exercise authority that I don't have over one of my superiors? You can't go around and give false authority to somebody when they goddamn know that they have no authority. What was I supposed to do? Fight the guy? No. It was just fucking retarded. I went on about instead of telling me shit I already know, why doesn't somebody go tell the Director's supervisor about what he did. Coming to me about it is going to change absolutely nothing. There. There was the semi-Meiz rant some of you have been yearning for for a while. Back to your regular scheduled spot start.

I got my new horseshoes on Monday. I'm pretty pumped. Gonna see if the Doggfather wants to go up to the Edge and shoot a little with 'em tonight. We pitch our shoes with a turn instead of a flip(They fly flat & spin as opposed to flipping end over end). I'm pretty positive we're the only ones in the league that do so. It's pretty bad ass looking when we're on. Oh, and we might be in 1st place. It depends on whether or not Rodger's team lost a game last week. We've swept the past 2 weeks. Doggy Dogg's been killing it, whereas I've been very average.

My friend Brad chugged a half a liter of Purple Wave vodka at the softball tournament this Saturday. He didn't vomit, and he was already drunk. It was unreal. He also had an eating contest with my other friend named Brad. Vodka Brad won the eating contest by 2 brats and a burger. I'm telling you, this was incredible stuff. Too bad those guys don't embrace the whole "Documenting everything" movement/era. I had some awesome pics that I felt kinda guilty about keeping, so I deleted 'em.

Hey, did you hear? There's a cookout happening this weekend. It will most likely be sparsely attended because people are incredibly inhibited. I don't get that. I've gotten some really lame excuses from people for not coming. What are people afraid of? You've got nothing better to do, why not come hang out with your family, maybe some friends, maybe even *gasp* meet some new people. I hope my guy Buck shows up. Dude is ALWAYS trying some crazy angles to get on some chicks. He told one of the best stories ever three weeks ago. Part of the story involved the words "So I started rifling through her panty drawer for something I could wear." I hadn't laughed so hard in a solid year. Dude's awesome.

Tim Dillard and Kameron Loe suck. I miss Brian Shouse and Seth McClung and Todd Coffey. Shit, did I just rattle off three gingers? I think I may have.

Anybody else have the Em & Royce album? It's pretty decent. Nothing to call home about, though.

I suppose that'll do for now, unless I can come up with something to add. Go comment.

141 comments:

Blue said...

there's a lot of words about people i either don't know or don't care about


lots of meiz personalities up in this post


classic

Beth said...

"there's a lot of words about people i either don't know or don't care about"

I thought the same thing, of the names he mentioned I probably have only heard of about 15-20% of them.


Surprisingly, I HAVE heard of the Brads though. (s)

Beth said...

"there is nothing particularly notable about the alleged sexiness of Hope Solo"

I'm pretty sure this has been covered on LOV before, but there's a different sexiness/hotness scale used when it comes to pro athletes.

Exhibit A = Danica Patrick. Decent looking but nothing special for the chick next door, but major hottie for pro athletes.


Race car drivers aren't athletes!
/Golden Tate

Blue said...

and since when has meiz been an authority on hot women

if he wanted to comment on the dude that J-lo hooked up with, i'd take his opinion seriously

Look at my horses dong said...

We pitch our shoes with a turn instead of a flip(They fly flat & spin as opposed to flipping end over end).

my uncle shoots shoes like this

Look at my horses dong said...

i like the rant about work

twas classico

Look at my horses dong said...

brad's no wolfie

80 mc nuggets and some cheeseburgers

Look at my horses dong said...

i thought the term cookout was an african american southerly saying

no one says that on the east coast

Blue said...

you forget the meiz thinks he's black

Look at my horses dong said...

true

Look at my horses dong said...

wigger

Look at my horses dong said...

cam'ron stinks

Blue said...

this is why i don't grantland

Look at my horses dong said...

and fuck dipset too

Look at my horses dong said...

gonna have to start watching breaking bad

Look at my horses dong said...

why would the rockies trade ubaldo

shit makes no sense, he's locked up for a good price for colorado

Beth said...

"i thought the term cookout was an african american southerly saying

no one says that on the east coast"


Southerly yes, african american no. Everyone says that around here, it's not race specific.

Look at my horses dong said...

so southern got it

not midwest

Look at my horses dong said...

Pregnant Woman Has Constant Craving For Furniture Polish

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Exhibit A = Danica Patrick. Decent looking but nothing special for the chick next door, but major hottie for pro athletes. "

took 2 years but beff is coming around

"beth said... Sure, she gets more pub than maybe she should about her looks but if you saw her in real life and didn't know who she was I bet you'd think she was hot.
February 10, 2009 11:59 AM "

boom

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem,
overeem pulled from heavyweight GP, overeem wanted to fight in october, supposedly has a broken pinky toe and wont be ready til then, dana says showtime wants september date for the next round of fights and wont change, so he was pulled

there is speculation this is all a conspiracy to get overeem in the UFC asap

Keef said...

Yeah Danica definitely is not hot

Keef said...

Mize had a lot on his mind

Beth said...

"boom"

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or creeped out that you're tracking my opinions to that extent...

Keef said...

Yeah that was some crazy statboy stuff

Jugdish said...

young mize

Keef said...

I hope my guy Buck shows up. Dude is ALWAYS trying some crazy angles to get on some chicks.




So he's the except* opposite of mize. got it

Mize said...

"So he's the except* opposite of mize. got it"


He just has low standards. He's into the cougar thing.

Spaceman Spiff said...

what extent, i instantly recalled that danica discussion clearly because i was on 1 side

Jugdish said...

wussbag

Keef said...

He just has low standards. He's into the cougar thing.



Because cougars are in their sexual prime and want to fuck all day

Keef said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

/mize

Keef said...

I won't fuck anything less than a 9.

/mize

Blue said...

i won't follow a chick to another bar unless she's a 9


/mize

Blue said...

"why would the rockies trade ubaldo

shit makes no sense, he's locked up for a good price for colorado"


basically, they won't trade him unless they get a shitload back. The GM has referenced a "herschel walker" type deal.

basically if they can flip him for 3 can't miss prospects that can contribute starting next year, they'd do it. But at least 2 of the 3 have to be projected as all-stars

Blue said...

I think the ubaldo trade talk is more of an unhappiness with their current prospects and not a lot of hope for the future, as opposed to unhappiness with ubaldo.

Mize said...

"Because cougars are in their sexual prime and want to fuck all day"


He goes after the bar hags though. No thanks.

Look at my horses dong said...

housewifes that smoke newports

Mize said...

exactly

Keef said...

housewifes that smoke newports



That wouldn't stop LP

Look at my horses dong said...

convo reminds me of a funny skit from snl where the setting is like a wt bar and josh brolin is checking out amy poehler in the corner

and he like tells her to come hither and she stands up and is like 12 months pregnant and he likes it even more

Look at my horses dong said...

i dont care for the girls with the cigarettetee breafs

Keef said...

hilarity

Keef said...

i dont care for the girls with the cigarettetee breafs unless she lives in a trailer


*fized

Look at my horses dong said...

not even

Todd Packer said...

"gonna have to start watching breaking bad"

grate show

Todd Packer said...

wft is an MA?

Keef said...

mize's admin

Keef said...

mize's assistant

Blue said...

i still can't believe that the director of the warehouse thought he had the authority to approve the charcoal going out.

man...the nerve of that guy

Jugdish said...

how can the cookout happen without charcoal?!?!

Look at my horses dong said...

why is charcoal restricted?

Look at my horses dong said...

just interviewed a guy, he came in like on fire, talking so fast, i think he did a leslie chow bump before he came in

Todd Packer said...

did blue give up on WWF?

Keef said...

yeah his game against me quit this morning

Todd Packer said...

blue must be taking lessons from h

Jugdish said...

or zeke

Todd Packer said...

or freak

Look at my horses dong said...

he was a gook, he has no shot

Jugdish said...

they cover zorseshoes in osq

Blue said...

i haven't given up on wwf, but it got all funked up between my ipad and my phone.

i never know when i have a turn anymore

Look at my horses dong said...

The complaint goes on to state that Levy "forced Plaintiff to perform [sex act] on him, strangling her in the process. He e****lated in her mouth, on her person, through which he transmitted a sexual disease to plaintiff. Plaintiff was subsequently taken to urgent care at Concentra Medical Center by a friend."

Look at my horses dong said...

j lo dating THAT dude

Blue said...

wasn't that chick like 12 too?

Look at my horses dong said...

she was a minor so yeah maybe

Look at my horses dong said...

hi tyler

Jugdish said...

you mean t-dawg?

Look at my horses dong said...

remember when you'd come home from vaca and dump like 6 35MM films off at the pahramcy then spend the night looking at them?

good times

Blue said...

"remember when you'd come home from vaca and dump like 6 35MM films off at the pahramcy then spend the night looking at them?"


who are you, Ansel Adams?

Look at my horses dong said...

i like waterparks

Keef said...

"remember when you'd come home from vaca and dump like 6 35MM films off at the pahramcy then spend the night looking at them?"


No

Look at my horses dong said...

impossible your older than i am

Look at my horses dong said...

this place, at this rate this upcoming summit will be the last one

Big Fat Weasel said...

EP is an idiot and cannot speak for the entire east coast. Everyone uses the term cookout around here.

Look at my horses dong said...

shows how dumb bahstan is

Look at my horses dong said...

where do you have cookouts, off the coast of mahtha's vineyard?

Look at my horses dong said...

it's a bbq

come over my house for a bbq

Look at my horses dong said...

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Cookout may refer to:

;a barbecue

Beth said...

"From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia"

Thanks for explaining what Wikipedia is.

Look at my horses dong said...

i thought you call bbq's "clambakes" in bahstan anyway

Look at my horses dong said...

Elin Nordegren is dating Rachel Uchitel's ex. Now that's funny.

^this

Look at my horses dong said...

my god andruw jones hit 51 homers in 05'

Blue said...

it's a bbq

Blue said...

unless you're cooking out via some other form of cooking instrument

Keef said...

whatever NY calls it is what it's called

Blue said...

the reason in the south they refer to it as a cookout as opposed to a BBQ is because bbq is a type of food there, so people would be confused.

Blue said...

i'd love to see one of meiz's cookout flyers that he had printed up at the UPS store

Blue said...

face

/bosh

Look at my horses dong said...

blue knows

Look at my horses dong said...

keef knows

Keef said...

Just saw a grate exchange in Walmart. Some lady was standing in the isle* with her son, probably 14 or 15 years old. The kid was probably about 3-4" taller than her and outweighed her by 50 lbs. They were face to face and he started mouthing off to her so she gave him a front leg kick to the stomach and said, in a non-indoor voice, "Shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear another fucking word from you the rest of the day".

Fucking Walmart

Look at my horses dong said...

trashy

Look at my horses dong said...

piece

Blue said...

gotta love wal mart

Mize said...

"wft is an MA?"

Salesperson. MA = Marketing Associate.

Didn't feel like typing that.

Jugdish said...

yeah, but did he ever drive a boat??

/h

Blue said...

i liked reading the comments on that article from the readers.

there are a lot of smrt people

Todd Packer said...

"blue knows

keef knows"


^^^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

"Salesperson. MA = Marketing Associate."

got it

Keef said...

I've nerve heard the term Marketing Associate in place of salesperson

Keef said...

If they're associates, they must be high up on the food chain at Sysco.

/LP

Blue said...

you've nerve worked for sysco

Keef said...

No pun intended

Keef said...

"you've nerve worked for sysco"


How do you know?

Keef said...

I'm over summer

Blue said...

"How do you know?"

because then you'd have heard of salespeople referred to as MA's

Keef said...

why is Sysco such a nazi about its charcoal?

Keef said...

"because then you'd have heard of salespeople referred to as MA's"


Maybe I just didn't pay attention

Blue said...

"why is Sysco such a nazi about its charcoal?"


maybe so meiz doesn't steal some for his cookout

Keef said...

fucking Mize

Jugdish said...

what is mize cooking at his cookout?

Jugdish said...

if he can't steal more charcoal he might have to have an order out

Keef said...

what is mize cooking at his cookout?




Steel Reserve brats

Keef said...

"fucking Mize"


What is something no girls will be doing anytime soon, Alex?

Jugdish said...

and spotted dick for dessert


/Lp

Blue said...

he's making chili

kod said...

"Do Kod and I need to book a hotel for Sunday night? I have no idea"


I'm booking one for Thursday and Sunday; anybody can feel free to crash there Thurs and/or Sunday


just be warned...



I snore

Mize said...

Threw the new horseshoes tonight. I like 'em a lot

Mize said...

"why is Sysco such a nazi about its charcoal?"


Don't know, don't care.

Keef said...

You do care. You dedicated a big chunk of your post to it

Mize said...

This is me not caring WHY. You asked why. I don't care why.

Keef said...

Why?

Keef said...

Black bean & corn quesadillas tonight

Todd Packer said...

black bean shits for keith tomorrow

Mize said...

No meat in them there quesadillas?

Keef said...

Nope

Keef said...

Black beans, corn, onions, japalenos*, whole wheat tortillas

Mize said...

I got a case of Flamin' Hots for $5 and a split(8 bottles) of Naked juice for $3 today. Suiteness.

Todd Packer said...

"I got a case of Flamin' Hots for $5 and a split(8 bottles) of Naked juice for $3 today. Suiteness."

gonna be a hell of a cookout

Mize said...

Negative

Jugdish said...

tosh was pretty good tonight

Jugdish said...

treadmill marathon was funny

Jugdish said...

superbad is on...suite

Todd Packer said...

"tosh was pretty good tonight"

missed the last few episodes.... heard some of his standup on one of the Sirius comedy channels on the ride home tonight. funny as hell

Mize said...

I did the work refresh again. F8 F9.

Todd Packer said...

"I did the work refresh again. F8 F9."

I thought you didn't care about charcoal

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

blue does not have as much to say as mize

Jugdish said...

blue gets all the charcoal he wants

Jugdish said...

rev had a 102.5 degree fever last night, which is ironically the same melting point as cheddar cheese



s

Blue said...

ok, go for it

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